We arrived at a local club at 9 pm so our walking sausage fest could get in before the door guys arrived. It has a cool vibe, and I'm thinking this could become our new Saturday night spot.
54. (C>5) Seated 2 set at the bar. I open with Horse Girl. The target is a really cute blond with a southern accent, and I loved it. I get the hug, but she is shy. And the friend isn't, so she is talking non-stop. I made some mistakes that need rectifying though. Because the friend was talkative, I directed most of my attention to her. I wasn't sure how to kino the target while talking with the other girl. Brad's advice was to have a verbal dialogue with the friend, and a physical dialogue with the shy target. I did a hand reading (on the friend :'( ) She is a virgin, because she is a baptist. Now she wanted to talk about religion, and I was sunk. I said the F word, and she got angry. But I recovered somewhat by claiming I said it with a ph. Phuck.... I ejected, and over the course of the next hour saw the target looking at me at least 5 times
55. (C>5) Seated 2-set. Hot blond from Indiana and her sister. Brad comes in with me to wing. Quality control opener. Horse Girl. Brad Pitt. Accuses me of lying. Spills on me, and she rubs my leg a bit to wipe it off. I do the same to her, and she says hey, your being a little too fast. We discuss travel, and she wants to do a lot. I talk about China, and how cheap it is, and she says she wants to go. Let's go to China together, tomorrow! (Trying to do some role playing and future projection.) No, I can't. Eventually, they have to go to the bathroom. No! Not the bathroom! Brad and I discuss strategy, and decide to open other girls so that we are seen in set when they return. But they never do
56. (C>5) Black girl. Horse Girl. Hug. I guess where she is from... Korea, China, Argentina... but no, she is from Africa. Travel discussion. She is going to school. She plays along with all of my routines and laughs. 8 girlfriends. She has no time for a boyfriend, because she is focused on her education. This is common in her culture. Eject
57. (C<5) Girl on the dance floor opens me by pulling me into a Nomad sandwich, and I grind on her a bit. She tells me she loves my tattoos, and her lips are so close to mine. I should have kissed her, but instead I said something lame about her necklace. Dominance is gone, and I lose her (C<5)
58. (C<5) 5 set at the bar - Oprah Winfrey. I'm not projecting enough, so a few of them fade away. One of them asks me to repeat, so I isolate a bit with her and ask again. Would you have sex with Oprah for 1 million dollars? No. 2 million? I'm not going there... What if she just wanted to cuddle? Look, the only person I'm going to cuddle with is my husband, and he is a really good cuddler. She back turns me. I back turn her and chill. A minute later she turns back to me and says, "That was good", before turning away again. Hilarious!
59. (B) 2 blondes. Horse Girl. Don't speak English.
The vibe of the place is starting to change. People are making out all over the place, and now most of the sets are mixed sets. I feel a little anxious, and reopen the seated black girl, and start running more scripts on her. I did the Blender, but couldn't escalate as I wasn't into her... so I eject.
60. I walked into the back room, and there was a cute blond dancing close to the wall. There was a wall of people around them, and I hesitated. But in I went and Horse Girl'ed her. Hug. Her friend asked my name, and I said Brad Pitt. "Oh, your friend already told us his name was Brad Pitt." I know, we agreed to use that pretend name as a joke tonight. Then she said Nice to meet you, in that way that says please go away. But I said, yeah, nice to meet you too, and sat down next to her and started chatting. Shedding Cat. She asks what happens if she doesn't bring her own lint roller. Then I am going to have to punish you little girl. Oh, how would you punish me? I might have to bend you over my knee and spank you... But she says she wouldn't consider that to be punishment. Oooh, you are a naughty girl, I totally can't talk to you anymore. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Who cuts your hair? Hair pull. I go in for the kiss, but she pulls away at the last second. "I can't." I know, we definitely can't. "Oh, you're good..." I go for the kiss again. She pulls away at the last second. "I want to, but I can't." Then she explains that she and her friends have agreed they wouldn't kiss anybody unless they all approved, and I haven't met her friends yet. OK, what about this... and I go in and start kissing her neck, and then biting it. She loves it, but then pulls away. We talk about some travel experiences I had, and how she wants to travel.
Then she says how she likes to dance. OK, let's go. And I start to pull her to the dance floor. Her friend pulls her back. Then they talk, but I don't let go of her hand. Now they need to go to the bathroom for 2 minutes, "but I'll be right back." OK, that's cool, hey, give me your number before you go. "Yeah, good idea!" (# close)
61. Outside the club I'm texting friends, and this hyper little puppy dog girl opens me with a comment about my look. She wants to touch my facial hair. I ask her if she is smart... yeah, I'm a math major! And my roommate is a mechanical engineering major! Weird, because these girls are cute. I say they are math geeks, and they both say Yeah with excited looks on their faces. I ask them 4x4, and the puppy dog girl laughs and says I know derivatives and more complex stuff. So I ask her complicated math questions. She doesn't know the capital of washington state though (DC, no, Oregon, no, Seattle.) I get introduced to her roommate. Puppy dog girl pinches her other roommate on the ass, and when she turns around I claim to have done it. Then I say to the puppy dog, let's you and I pretend we are roommates, and I grab her ass. She gets pretty angry about this, and tells me something about how her ass is precious and her boyfriend would be so pissed. I laugh, and say that is so cute that her boyfriend will protect her and he must be a really nice guy. She goes for my facial hair again, and I tell her how it is precious and so on... mirroring her language back at her. She goes for my goatee, and I slap her on the ass. She goes for it again, and then jumps away. I chase her, and slap her on the ass. Then I pretend that her roommate is holding me back, or I would beat the crap out of her. The roommate laughs. Puppy dog girl now informs me that if I touch her ass one more time, she will slap me across the face. Around this time, another girl opens me to tell me she loves my facial hair. The two girls I'm already talking to think this is a setup and we already know each other. Now a guy walks up and asks if I'm in a band. Yeah. Is it 'insert band name here.' I just say, I don't like to talk about it. And shake his hand and say thanks. Now the roommate asks, are you in 'insert band name here'? I don't like to talk about it. Then I start to walk off. I come back in, and they had been talking about me, because puppy dog asks if I'm in this band. I don't like to talk about it. And then I number closed both roommates (# close)
62. Back towards the house, I see Brad and Ray walking with two girls. Dylan McKay is nearby, and I walk around with him. Brad texts and says head over to the house, so we do and I get the obstacle handed off to me. I challenge her to arm wrestle, and then we chat. She is telling a long story, and I interrupt and pull her into the living room onto our LoveSac. She chats more about her work and how she is so passionate about it, and I comment on how wonderful it is to meet somebody that truly has found their calling. She looks at me stunned, and says Thank you. And then I kiss her. We stop, and I tell her that's all she gets. This goes on/off for 15 minutes, with kissing, nipple touching, rubbing her pussy through her stockings (no panties.) Then her friend yells from the other room, Hey, they have a hot tub. Let's get in it! There is some drama here, because my girl isn't sure, but the other girl wants to do it. They can't make up their collective mind. I just walk out to the hot tub, take off my clothes, and jump in naked. Then Ray does the same. Now his girl and my girl just talk, and I act disinterested and say this hot tub kicks ass. Now Ray's girl gets naked and hops into the tub. My girl is now acting all bitchy and upset and is being dramatic. I get out of the tub and sit next to her naked, and just start talking again. Then we make out. They want to leave. We make out some more. I ask for her number. She acts confused. We make out some more. I ask for the number again. We make out. They leave (K close)
Overall, a really good night. 2 make-outs, a few numbers, and overall a great time in a great club. I was approaching right from the start and hit my prime at just the right time
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 4
# close - 3 (2 sets)
K close - 2
Sunday, March 15, 2009
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