Random Tuesday Approaches

Alas, I haven't been out gaming in awhile, and I was feeling a little rusty

Ray and I roll to Target.
21. Horse girl. She doesn't stop, and smiles over her shoulder as she says she doesn't like horses (B)

22. This really cute girl in thigh high stockings and the worlds shortest mini-skirt is roaming around. I hesitate. I hesitate again. And yes, I hesitate a 3rd time. But in I go with Horse Girl. I get the hug. I choke on my own words. She takes off (C<5)

We head out to a few bars at midnight. I open no sets, but wing Ray in a couple. I don't count these as sets since I didn't open

Ray opens 2 girls coming out of the bathroom. Girl #2 is this full sized black woman with f'd up teeth. But she loves me from the time she lays eyes on me, and starts touching me. My friend Roger More calls these girls training pigs, and I am in training after all... so I flirt with her and make her give me a kiss on the cheek. Ray's girl is not happy with him, and now they have joined her boyfriend, and he tells me that my boys pickup line is weak and disrespectful. I start teasing his girl a bit, and she starts touching me. We bounce

In the next bar there is 1 reasonable set, which is a 2 girl / 1 guy mixed set. Ray's current opener of choice is Sex last Week, and I joke that he should open the guy with it. So he does. It is pretty hilarious, as the guy plays along. The two girls are like WTF! I start talking to one of the girls, and she is like, "I know what's going on here." We start chatting, and I start running my routine on her. She keeps interrupting with crap like where are you from? what do you do? We talk about music, and how we should start a band together, and how she can't be fantasizing about me because we don't want to end up like Fleetwood Mac. But god damn, this girl is boring boring BORING!!! We leave

We drive back towards home and stop off at another bar. There are a bunch of girls inside. 2 sets, 3 sets, solo fliers. But I don't open any of them.

Outside, a guy from Hell night recognizes me. He is big in the BDSM scene, and reminds me of some clubs to hit up to find goth and punk girls on Fridays and Saturdays. Meanwhile, Ray is working on his girlfriend. He keeps looking at them, and then continues to talk to me. I can tell he is a little uncomfortable, as Ray is kino'ing the shit out of his girl. So I start to shift my position so it becomes harder and harder for him to look, and I never looked in their direction so he wouldn't follow my eyes. Eventually, Ray makes out with her so my wingman duties were fulfilled! Yeah!

Summary: AA - 1, Nomad - 0
B - 1
C<5 - 1