St. Patties Day

I'm out of town, and I go out to dinner with some friends/co-workers. They end up in a conf call outside. So I open the 2 girls at the table next to me, even though they weren't hot

68. (C>5) We chat for about 40 minutes about common interests. I hug both girls without asking for the phone number.

We head out to an Irish pub to celebrate St. Patties Day. 3 seconds inside the door, and I remember why I moved to LA. The ratio of sausage/women is 80/20, and that 20% isn't exactly hot. But whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do...

69. (B) Horse Girl. It isn't her. She isn't that hot. She walks away.

70. (B) Sex Last Week. She laughs, and keeps walking because her friends are leaving her.

71. (C>5) Cute blond. Sex Last Week. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. Reckon/Yonder. I try to guess what she does for work... unicycle instructor, lion tamer... She keeps slowly drifting farther away from me towards her friends, and eventually I eject to open the set immediately next to us. This was my best use of the stack in awhile.

72. (C<5) Horse Girl. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. She gives a weak high 5, so I teach her how to do it better, like a slap on the ass. I can't remember the details, but she leaves

73. (C>5) A cute red head is dancing, and a guy goes to spin her and dance with her. I pull her away and ask her if she likes horses. Dude pulls her away again, and they dance for 30 seconds. I pull her back to me, and get the hug. It was a really good hug. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She says her friend is waving at her, points her out to me, and says she has to go. Ciao

74. (C>5) 3 girls and a guy are standing together, and I HG the cutest one. It isn't her. She is wearing pointy shoes, so she gets the pointy shoes routine. Reckon/Yonder. One of the girls says yonder, and the rest of the friends come into the set. Shedding Cat, but I don't finish... I think it got interrupted. I make friends with the guys in the group. I tell the girls I have to go take my turtle for a walk, and eject.

75. (C>5) 2 girls standing together. Disney opener. Reckon/Yonder. Smart tests. She tells me my hand is drifting onto her ass, so I just put it there. 5 seconds later she pushes it away. Logistics screening. 1 minute later, my hand is back. Travel discussions. 8 girlfriends. Logistics aren't good and these girls are 5's, so I grab my friend and we leave to head home. I could have # closed, but am not interested


I had no AA tonight. But I should have kissed the red head girl, and I should have been more aggressive by finishing Shedding Cat with the cutest of the girls I talked to. But my stack was great tonight, as I just ran through it. I used multiple openers based on my sense of what the girls would like. The fugly girls got the Disney opener, the cutest girls got Horse Girl, and the club slut looking girls got Sex Last Week.

Evening summary:
B - 2
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 5