Saturday - grocery shopping / bar time

92. Went to Dylan MacKay's gym. There is a girl outside with a huge smile on her face, so I tell her that there is No Smiling Allowed! Yeah, I noticed. I ask her if this gym is cool. She thinks it is. I walk inside without going for anything (C<5)

93. We are at the grocery store, and I HG a cute red head. It isn't her, but she gives me a hug. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Shedding Cat. Ray's tour guide routine. I go for the number, and she says "I'm not going to give you my number." Email... No. Later hater. (C>5)

94. Hot brunette. Horse Girl. Hug. She's from Germany... and married. I eject (C<5)

95. Girl checking out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. I'm funny. She has to go (C<5)

96. Cute girl at check out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. She has to go... No, I have to go... even more than you. And off she runs... (C<5)

Back to the house. Then out to the bar

97. Seated 2 set. Oprah Winfrey. Mr. S is winging. One of the girls is uber intense. The other is kinda chill. I start on the intense one, Shedding Cat. She thinks its funny, and wants me to tell the other... I summarize. She is super frame controlling me. I move to sit closer to her because my position is awkward. Mr. S is having a better time with her intense-nicity, so I yell out "Musical Chairs!" and we all rotate. Now I'm sitting next to the quiet one, and I ask if she has traveled. Nope. I share my SPAM story, and she is really into it. When she realized it was a joke, she got a little angry. That was a joke! That was a joke! I start looking at her fingers, and she asks if I'm gonna read her palm. So I do... nothing really sticks. You are introverted. Nope. Off key sense of humor. Nope. Then they run off to the bathroom. I see them later, and ask the quiet girl for her #. I don't hand out my #, give me yours. Well, I don't hand out my # either. Back turn... Email? Nope. Back turn... She asks for mine... and for the fuck of it, I give it to her, and then I make her spell it out for me 3 times. What is the probability she will email me? Zero percent! (C>5) (about 60 minutes!)

98. Blond girl walking to the restroom. HG. Hug. She runs into the bathroom. (C<5)

99. Mixed 4 set. I walk in and ask if they know this girl, then proceed to do Sexy Shoes. It isn't the sexy shoe girl, but that's ok. Brad Pitt. She has a weird name, so I skip shedding cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best qualities are sense of adventure... we vibe on that, and share travel stories. I go back and do Shedding Cat... and it goes over like a lead balloon. And I say out loud, "Wow, that went over like a lead balloon" and laugh. I back turn a bit, and she pulls me back in with a story. Not being from LA, I didn't know what she was talking about... and she says, oh, that was a really bad story then. And I say, yeah, it went over like a lead balloon. Haha. Throughout this whole interaction, her friends are basically allowing us to be alone. At a quiet point in the conversation, the guy whispers to me, dude, that is some tight game, I wish I could do that. I shake his hand. Mr S and Ray come in to wing, and the whole group moves over to a table. I am ready to move on, so I get the #, and then off we roll (#)

100. 3 blonds at the bar. They are back turning the whole bar, and I haven't seem them have a conversation with anybody all night. Oprah Winfrey. Two of the girls almost immediately turn back to the bar, but the 3rd is slightly open and talkative. I cold read them... ok, this is the nice one, and you two are the antisocial ones. Now they wanted to prove themselves. The cutest of the 3 I accused of being boring, and that she reminded me of my little sister, because she is boring and annoying too. But maybe we could get together and build forts, climb trees, and have a lemonade stand. I tell the girls I gotta go, and give each of them a hug in turn. To the last one, I get a great hug, and tell her to give me her #. She does. I have her save my # as Future Boyfriend Nomad, and we practice the call back. And then we add each other as Facebook friends on the spot. This may be the first time ever that really plowing after the initial back turn really worked for me (#)

101. A girl walks up to me and asks if I have a girlfriend. Why? You aren't going to ask if I want one, are you? No... Would your g/f be angry if I touched your facial hair? No, but I would be angry. She touches it, and I start yelling at her in my best pretend angry voice. Then I comment on her necklace and tell her I wasn't checking out her tits. She says I should, they are real and fabulous. So I squeeze both of them, and then grab her ass as a bonus. I go to get her #, and have her save it as Future Boyfriend Nomad. She saves it as future ex bf nomad. Haha. Her babysitter is calling after her, so I tell her to give me a kiss before she goes. She does. Good times (#)


Tonight was interesting. A guy came up to me and said that I talked to him and his girl a month ago, and she later told him to shave his head like me! And he did, haha. Beta loser ain't going nowhere with that... In other news, my look is working great and girls are approaching me, and I had some success with plowing and showing disinterest. I also opened a mixed set, which I haven't done a lot of lately, and got some props from the group for it.

Summary:
C<5 - 5
C>5 - 2
# - 3