46. I see a beautiful woman walk into a woman's clothing store. I hesitate, but then follow her in. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She hugs me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat, but I didn't finish. High five, and I slap her on the ass. I teach her how to high 5 better. Now teach me something... but she has nothing. We talk about Australia, as that is where she is from. Then she says she has to continue shopping and walks off. I would have done the same, as I had started to do the boring convo stuff (C>5)
47. Beautiful woman walking past. Horse Girl. She stops and laughs, and asks if the girl did this... then she kind of gallops and whinies. I can't help but laugh. She gives me a hug. Then she says she has to go, and I say I have to go too, even more than you, and I walk with her a bit. We need to chat more later, give me your number. She can't, because she is going to meet her boyfriend. And I can't get their fast enough... and she gallops away! Haha. This was the best possible response to horse girl. (C<5)
48. I opened an Israeli shop girl who was trying to sell hair straighteners. But I'm bald. I high 5 her, and it was a good high 5. But I tell her it sucked, and tell her she has to do it like she is smacking an ass. But she stops me... and is super paranoid about being at work. I guess she is from Israel, and I tell her about the time I visited Israel. I ask her name to do the cat routine, but it is unpronounceable, so I have to go to Plan B. Then her work partner comes by and he is trying to sell me stuff, and she speaks loudly, didn't you want to try the straightener on your goatee? And she pulls me to the side, and whispers "Now we can talk." Haha. So I get her # on the sly, and then run off (# close)
49. I open 2 walking Columbian girls. Horse Girl. She won't give me a hug, and she doesn't talk much, so I walk off (C<5)
50. 2 girls standing in front of a store, with one on the phone. I open the other with Horse Girl and get the hug. The other girl gets off the phone, and I include her in the set. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Cat routine (but didn't finish.) Blender. The target is visiting her sister from Toronto. They tried to leave twice, but I just kept pulling them in. Band routine. She agrees to play the triangle in a band with me. I help them plan their Saturday night, and tell them to hang out in the area by my house. # close on the Toronto visitor. (# close)
51. Girl walking by in a hurry. HG. She runs off before I can finish (B)
We walk over to Whole Foods
52. A tall blond is outside looking at flowers. Horse Girl. Hug. Boring chit chat. Eject (C<5)
53. Cute red head buying apples. Sexy shoes. Eject (C<5)
Total sets:
B - 1
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 1
# - 2
Saturday, March 14, 2009
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