Tonight was awesome, which was a great way to end Month #1. I went out with Ray and Mr. S to Happy Endings, and we just approached every set with the same opener. I used the "Do I look gay?" opener, and tweaked it a little each time. It basically goes like this:
Do I look gay?
Yes, no, whatever...
OK, these two guys said I look gay. Why do you think they would say that?
Blah blah blah
OK, I think the reason they said it, is cuz I'm like a Calvin Klein model. Check out this look I just did for Prada...
This usually gets a laugh, and then I transition from there.
A lot of the feedback I got was "they said that because they were jealous." That sounds like an IOI to me!
I tweaked it a little bit later to suggest that the gay guys thought I was hot.
Of all the sets I opened tonight, only a few are really memorable, with the rest being less than 5 minute conversations (Perhaps 10 of them)
1 set at the Bar. She is from England. We chat for 10 minutes while she is ordering a drink. I ejected prematurely, but I run Brad Pitt, Shedding Cat, Smart/Hot/Rich. (C>5)
I opened a seated 3-set, of course with the gay opener. They are not into my look, not liking my facial hair, and not afraid to let me know. They also were not fans of my clothes, and went into full fashion critique. None of this is phasing me at all, and I just keep running my material. One minute they are being bitchy, and the next they are responding to Smart Tests, telling me what 4x4 is and the capital of washington state. I tell the target that I only like Smart/Hot/Rich girls, and she is shocked that anybody would say that. But I guess it is hollywood... Still, I keep plowing. Then, the really bitchy girl says, listen guy, I am only in town this last night and these are my friends and I want to talk with them. I say, that is the worst line ever! Now she is offering proof, and shows me her college ID and her Minnesota drivers license. Suddenly, since I am from MN, we are best friends, and I'm hugging her and we are chatting. But, I totally respected that she wanted to talk to her friends and left (like a dumbass! Hello!) But we run into them later, and MN girl opens me, and I introduce them to Ray as the cast of Mean Girls! The target doesn't like being referred to as Lindsay Lohan, but we hug it out. But did I ask for the #? Did I suggest bouncing to the next spot? No!!! Loser! (C>5)
After we leave the bar, we head to Mel's. Outside, I open a seated 2-set with Do I look gay. (C<5) Then, a girl opens me, wants my photo. I make her give me a kiss first. Then she gives me her email, but whispers that she has a boyfriend. (Email) Then, I open a 2-set (possibly mixed 3-set) with dick stompers, and it sticks like gold. I pull these girls into our table, and we chat with them for over an hour. I run game on this Japanese/Brazilian girl, who is really really stiff, who lives in Riverside. I decide I'm not interested, and don't ask for the # when we leave. Ray gets it for future arm candy for getting into clubs. (C>5)
Total sets:
B - 0
C<5 - 11
C>5 - 3
#/email - 2
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