Went for some groceries with Mr. S
117. The first attractive girl I see in TJs is looking at bananas. I like bananas too, so in I went with Horse Girl. Hug. She says she didn't grow up here, it wasn't her... her accent is European, so I guess where she is from. I'm wrong, but no matter. She asks where I am from... I ask her if she can figure it out from my accent. She can't. She asks what I do... she guesses I'm creative, maybe in a band... what instrument would I play? Drums? What is it about drummers you find so attractive? She laughs... We talk about bananas. She tells me I'm funny. The topic transitions to cell phones, and she asks if I know how to do something with her phone. I ask, why, do you need help putting a phone number in there? Haha, you are clever, she says... We idle chit chat for a few more minutes. She snowboards for fun. We talk about that and surfing. Then she wanders off to explore the pasta section.
I conveniently and intentionally run into her again later, and tell her that I designate her to take me snowboarding for the first time in LA. What's your number? She laughs, and says she doesn't give out her number so easily. She asks if I have a card? No. She does. But won't give it to me. She asks if she is being a bitch, and I laugh and say no... well, maybe a little. But now I'm not sure if I want your number. She laughs and says, you're good. I physically push her a little bit for teasing me, and she comments that I'm very touchy. I tell her that this is her last chance, and she might be losing a great opportunity. She declines, very nicely though. I then run 8 g/f, and she says she has 1.5 boyfriends. Still no digits. Bye bye (C>5)
118. I saw this girl walk nearby twice while in the store, but I was talking to #117. She was so hot. So hot. Probably the hottest girl I have seen in LA yet. Now I see her in the parking lot, and in I go with Horse Girl. She loves it, I get the hug, and she very slowly and subtly holds my hand as she moves a little away, and says "well, have a good night" with a big smile on her face. It was like she was begging me to continue, but I didn't. Good night I said, and walked on to get my parking validation (C<5) As a little bit of bonus, all of this happened directly in front of #117. haha
Note to self - I'm still not immune to beauty.
I also had a phone call tonight with #116, and spontaneously remembered some good stories that I'm going to work into some identify scripts. I don't really have a phone stack, so it started getting a little dull... kind of interview style, unfortunately. I exited by saying we'll talk later
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
LAX game
I went with Joker to LAX to make a pick up (pun intended.) We park the car and walk over to the terminal
111. We cross the street and I open the first girl I see. She is a german girl, living in Scotland, visiting LA for 3 weeks. Horse Girl. She isn't very good looking, so I start to calibrate down, and say how I told her that whole dumb story for nothing. But she says, its ok, you can call me horse girl if you see me later. I don't feel like continuing the interaction, so I leave. (C>5)
There is a bit of a fire going on. It looks like somebody didn't grease one of the luggage conveyor systems, and it is smoking like crazy. And it stinks bad!!!
112. Really hot black girl. Horse Girl. Do you like horses? Why... do I look like a horse? Well, no. Well, maybe a little... she laughs. I finish, and get the hug. She is trying to pick up her friends, and runs off looking for them (C<5)
113. Beautiful body walking the other direction. I run after her. HG. Hug. I don't run any material, just free flowing. She is picking up her boyfriend. I tell her I like LA because people her are nice. Her response: flakes, but nice. I couldn't agree more. She gives me her card, and runs off (C<5)
114. Asian girl walking out of the terminal. HG. Her English wasn't fabulous, and she tries to use that as a reason not to talk to me. I ask where she is from, she responds, and I start speaking Chinese with her. She is shocked, and now suddenly her English is better. She is only in town 24 hours and her brother is coming. It was fun to speak some Chinese for a bit (C>5)
115. A little asian girl is collecting money for charity. She has a huge name tag, which looks odd on a girl that size. So I open her by saying that this is the biggest name tag I have ever seen. She is flirting back with both Joker and me, and then I ask how many boyfriends she has. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday... oh, I skipped Thursday! 8 girlfriends. She says really, an 8 girl rotation? I think she really said rotation, haha. But now she pulls out her binder and starts the donation bit, and I ask her if she is AFOGing me. Is this a frame control demo? Joker is cracking up. She runs off to find her partner (C>5)
116. Girl standing at the baggage carousel. Horse Girl. Hug. She grew up on a horse farm. Didn't finish any routines, but our guest has arrived and we need to go. I ask her whats the best way to get a hold of her in the future, and she offers her number. Practice call back excitement. She asks how much of that story was really true? 110%!!! And then off I go (#)
Airport game can be fun if there are a lot of flights coming in
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 3
# - 1
111. We cross the street and I open the first girl I see. She is a german girl, living in Scotland, visiting LA for 3 weeks. Horse Girl. She isn't very good looking, so I start to calibrate down, and say how I told her that whole dumb story for nothing. But she says, its ok, you can call me horse girl if you see me later. I don't feel like continuing the interaction, so I leave. (C>5)
There is a bit of a fire going on. It looks like somebody didn't grease one of the luggage conveyor systems, and it is smoking like crazy. And it stinks bad!!!
112. Really hot black girl. Horse Girl. Do you like horses? Why... do I look like a horse? Well, no. Well, maybe a little... she laughs. I finish, and get the hug. She is trying to pick up her friends, and runs off looking for them (C<5)
113. Beautiful body walking the other direction. I run after her. HG. Hug. I don't run any material, just free flowing. She is picking up her boyfriend. I tell her I like LA because people her are nice. Her response: flakes, but nice. I couldn't agree more. She gives me her card, and runs off (C<5)
114. Asian girl walking out of the terminal. HG. Her English wasn't fabulous, and she tries to use that as a reason not to talk to me. I ask where she is from, she responds, and I start speaking Chinese with her. She is shocked, and now suddenly her English is better. She is only in town 24 hours and her brother is coming. It was fun to speak some Chinese for a bit (C>5)
115. A little asian girl is collecting money for charity. She has a huge name tag, which looks odd on a girl that size. So I open her by saying that this is the biggest name tag I have ever seen. She is flirting back with both Joker and me, and then I ask how many boyfriends she has. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday... oh, I skipped Thursday! 8 girlfriends. She says really, an 8 girl rotation? I think she really said rotation, haha. But now she pulls out her binder and starts the donation bit, and I ask her if she is AFOGing me. Is this a frame control demo? Joker is cracking up. She runs off to find her partner (C>5)
116. Girl standing at the baggage carousel. Horse Girl. Hug. She grew up on a horse farm. Didn't finish any routines, but our guest has arrived and we need to go. I ask her whats the best way to get a hold of her in the future, and she offers her number. Practice call back excitement. She asks how much of that story was really true? 110%!!! And then off I go (#)
Airport game can be fun if there are a lot of flights coming in
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 3
# - 1
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Day game - Grove
Ray, Drew, Dylan MacKay, and I roll out to the Grove around 8:00
103. Ray and I are walking side by side, with a 2-set approaching us. We both say at about the same time, Hey, Do you like horses? I finish delivering the opener, and then we quickly split into 2 different sets. Hug. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. She has a boyfriend, and won't agree to be my g/f. Conversation about living in LA. What do you do for fun? Boring girl. BBQ? Don't eat meat. Me neither... and off to boringville. Ciao babes (C>5) The cool thing about this set is that we stopped them in the parking garage, they said they were going to get food, and we made them stay about 15 minutes.
104. In a department store, a cute employee is folding clothes. Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. What is 4x4? Are you serious? Well, I thought I would start you out with an easy one... She gets it right, but doesn't know her capitals. Smart/Hot/Rich. She's not rich... OK, well what are your best qualities? And she doesn't have any... needs her friends to say what they are... Oh, so you are humble? That's cool. Would you like to be my 9th girlfriend? She has a boyfriend, and only needs one... Doesn't agree to be 6th or 3rd... She starts walking away, and that is that... (C>5)
105. Leaving said dept store, and there is a girl standing at the door with a walkie talkie. I ask her if she is company security, and she jokes that she is. Cool, I need a new body guard. Offer her no pay and no benefits, but a cool flashlight. She agrees, and we pinky promise. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat... she says that she bets a lot of girls have the name of my cat, suggesting that it is a line. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We are under constant interruption from people coming/going... She says she is in a relationship, and I say good bye (C>5)
106. We are walking down the street, and 2 Thai girls are taking photos of each other. I hop in the photo with one of them, and then they want a photo with the other. They aren't cute, so I just do some idle chit chat, tell them to enjoy LA, and eject (C<5)
Meanwhile, I creatively avoid two sets of women in the outdoor area of restaurants... one of the groups I creatively avoid twice! I am a master of creative avoidance at times
Into a dress store:
107. I see a girl with a nice body, from behind. I planned to do Horse Girl, but then I saw her face, and instead do sexy shoes. Hug. She drops the H-bomb, and mentions her husband. I hug her again, and eject (C<5)
108. I walk up to a skinny hot girl, and she just pressed send on her cell phone, but I ask how many shoes she owns. Then I ask if she needs to get that, pointing to her cell... no, its just my Mom. So I continue the opener, up to saying she looks just like her, and then say Go talk to your Mom. (C<5) In retrospect, I should have said Tell her you'll call her back, or asked for her phone and included her mom in the routine
109. A girl is trying on hats. I tell her that "the other one" looks better on her, like she is vacationing in the South of France. She is from Europe (Russia actually) and likes the sound of being in Europe. So, why are you in LA? I'm an actress... Really, what restaurant do you work in? She tells me, haha. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat, but she doesn't shed so I skip the escalations... Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. She doesn't agree to be my girlfriend. She asks me to name my 8 girlfriends. I tell her I'll name them alphabetically, and she says start at the end of the alphabet. I ask her to give me some women's names that start with Z, and she gives me 4. Wow, so you are smart! I ask her to recite the alphabet backwards, and she claims to only be able to do it in Russian. She suddenly asks, "What are you doing?!" having realized that I am in the middle of a women's clothing store. I'm shopping. For a girlfriend? haha. I tell her we need to continue this conversation, so what's the best way to get in touch with her. # exchange. I tell her to save it as something funny, and offer some names. She says she will figure out a name. I go for practice call back, and she asks what I can offer for her to be excited that I call. Nice qualification girl! I tell her she should be excited because I am fantastic. I gotta go. I go for the hug, and she says "next time." Ouch. (#, and 15 minute conversation)
We now head back to the house, and go to a nearby milkshake store
110. I see a really hot body in a parking lot, and wait for her and her friend to get closer. Horse Girl. They walk off. This is the closest I have been to a blowout in awhile, and I appreciate that it came from the hottest girl today (B)
Summary:
Zero approach anxiety, but some creative avoidance for dining seated sets.
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 3
# - 1
103. Ray and I are walking side by side, with a 2-set approaching us. We both say at about the same time, Hey, Do you like horses? I finish delivering the opener, and then we quickly split into 2 different sets. Hug. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. She has a boyfriend, and won't agree to be my g/f. Conversation about living in LA. What do you do for fun? Boring girl. BBQ? Don't eat meat. Me neither... and off to boringville. Ciao babes (C>5) The cool thing about this set is that we stopped them in the parking garage, they said they were going to get food, and we made them stay about 15 minutes.
104. In a department store, a cute employee is folding clothes. Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. What is 4x4? Are you serious? Well, I thought I would start you out with an easy one... She gets it right, but doesn't know her capitals. Smart/Hot/Rich. She's not rich... OK, well what are your best qualities? And she doesn't have any... needs her friends to say what they are... Oh, so you are humble? That's cool. Would you like to be my 9th girlfriend? She has a boyfriend, and only needs one... Doesn't agree to be 6th or 3rd... She starts walking away, and that is that... (C>5)
105. Leaving said dept store, and there is a girl standing at the door with a walkie talkie. I ask her if she is company security, and she jokes that she is. Cool, I need a new body guard. Offer her no pay and no benefits, but a cool flashlight. She agrees, and we pinky promise. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat... she says that she bets a lot of girls have the name of my cat, suggesting that it is a line. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We are under constant interruption from people coming/going... She says she is in a relationship, and I say good bye (C>5)
106. We are walking down the street, and 2 Thai girls are taking photos of each other. I hop in the photo with one of them, and then they want a photo with the other. They aren't cute, so I just do some idle chit chat, tell them to enjoy LA, and eject (C<5)
Meanwhile, I creatively avoid two sets of women in the outdoor area of restaurants... one of the groups I creatively avoid twice! I am a master of creative avoidance at times
Into a dress store:
107. I see a girl with a nice body, from behind. I planned to do Horse Girl, but then I saw her face, and instead do sexy shoes. Hug. She drops the H-bomb, and mentions her husband. I hug her again, and eject (C<5)
108. I walk up to a skinny hot girl, and she just pressed send on her cell phone, but I ask how many shoes she owns. Then I ask if she needs to get that, pointing to her cell... no, its just my Mom. So I continue the opener, up to saying she looks just like her, and then say Go talk to your Mom. (C<5) In retrospect, I should have said Tell her you'll call her back, or asked for her phone and included her mom in the routine
109. A girl is trying on hats. I tell her that "the other one" looks better on her, like she is vacationing in the South of France. She is from Europe (Russia actually) and likes the sound of being in Europe. So, why are you in LA? I'm an actress... Really, what restaurant do you work in? She tells me, haha. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat, but she doesn't shed so I skip the escalations... Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. She doesn't agree to be my girlfriend. She asks me to name my 8 girlfriends. I tell her I'll name them alphabetically, and she says start at the end of the alphabet. I ask her to give me some women's names that start with Z, and she gives me 4. Wow, so you are smart! I ask her to recite the alphabet backwards, and she claims to only be able to do it in Russian. She suddenly asks, "What are you doing?!" having realized that I am in the middle of a women's clothing store. I'm shopping. For a girlfriend? haha. I tell her we need to continue this conversation, so what's the best way to get in touch with her. # exchange. I tell her to save it as something funny, and offer some names. She says she will figure out a name. I go for practice call back, and she asks what I can offer for her to be excited that I call. Nice qualification girl! I tell her she should be excited because I am fantastic. I gotta go. I go for the hug, and she says "next time." Ouch. (#, and 15 minute conversation)
We now head back to the house, and go to a nearby milkshake store
110. I see a really hot body in a parking lot, and wait for her and her friend to get closer. Horse Girl. They walk off. This is the closest I have been to a blowout in awhile, and I appreciate that it came from the hottest girl today (B)
Summary:
Zero approach anxiety, but some creative avoidance for dining seated sets.
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 3
# - 1
Sunday - Little Tokyo
I'm not really into Asian girls. Little Tokyo is full of them...
102. I opened the one 2-set that was to my liking, and it turns out somebody asked them if they liked horses a week ago. So I drop right into Sexy Shoes. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Oh, I haven't heard this one... they liked it, but walk away when I didn't follow up immediately (C<5)
Little Tokyo is target poor for Nomad
C<5 - 1
102. I opened the one 2-set that was to my liking, and it turns out somebody asked them if they liked horses a week ago. So I drop right into Sexy Shoes. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Oh, I haven't heard this one... they liked it, but walk away when I didn't follow up immediately (C<5)
Little Tokyo is target poor for Nomad
C<5 - 1
Saturday - grocery shopping / bar time
92. Went to Dylan MacKay's gym. There is a girl outside with a huge smile on her face, so I tell her that there is No Smiling Allowed! Yeah, I noticed. I ask her if this gym is cool. She thinks it is. I walk inside without going for anything (C<5)
93. We are at the grocery store, and I HG a cute red head. It isn't her, but she gives me a hug. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Shedding Cat. Ray's tour guide routine. I go for the number, and she says "I'm not going to give you my number." Email... No. Later hater. (C>5)
94. Hot brunette. Horse Girl. Hug. She's from Germany... and married. I eject (C<5)
95. Girl checking out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. I'm funny. She has to go (C<5)
96. Cute girl at check out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. She has to go... No, I have to go... even more than you. And off she runs... (C<5)
Back to the house. Then out to the bar
97. Seated 2 set. Oprah Winfrey. Mr. S is winging. One of the girls is uber intense. The other is kinda chill. I start on the intense one, Shedding Cat. She thinks its funny, and wants me to tell the other... I summarize. She is super frame controlling me. I move to sit closer to her because my position is awkward. Mr. S is having a better time with her intense-nicity, so I yell out "Musical Chairs!" and we all rotate. Now I'm sitting next to the quiet one, and I ask if she has traveled. Nope. I share my SPAM story, and she is really into it. When she realized it was a joke, she got a little angry. That was a joke! That was a joke! I start looking at her fingers, and she asks if I'm gonna read her palm. So I do... nothing really sticks. You are introverted. Nope. Off key sense of humor. Nope. Then they run off to the bathroom. I see them later, and ask the quiet girl for her #. I don't hand out my #, give me yours. Well, I don't hand out my # either. Back turn... Email? Nope. Back turn... She asks for mine... and for the fuck of it, I give it to her, and then I make her spell it out for me 3 times. What is the probability she will email me? Zero percent! (C>5) (about 60 minutes!)
98. Blond girl walking to the restroom. HG. Hug. She runs into the bathroom. (C<5)
99. Mixed 4 set. I walk in and ask if they know this girl, then proceed to do Sexy Shoes. It isn't the sexy shoe girl, but that's ok. Brad Pitt. She has a weird name, so I skip shedding cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best qualities are sense of adventure... we vibe on that, and share travel stories. I go back and do Shedding Cat... and it goes over like a lead balloon. And I say out loud, "Wow, that went over like a lead balloon" and laugh. I back turn a bit, and she pulls me back in with a story. Not being from LA, I didn't know what she was talking about... and she says, oh, that was a really bad story then. And I say, yeah, it went over like a lead balloon. Haha. Throughout this whole interaction, her friends are basically allowing us to be alone. At a quiet point in the conversation, the guy whispers to me, dude, that is some tight game, I wish I could do that. I shake his hand. Mr S and Ray come in to wing, and the whole group moves over to a table. I am ready to move on, so I get the #, and then off we roll (#)
100. 3 blonds at the bar. They are back turning the whole bar, and I haven't seem them have a conversation with anybody all night. Oprah Winfrey. Two of the girls almost immediately turn back to the bar, but the 3rd is slightly open and talkative. I cold read them... ok, this is the nice one, and you two are the antisocial ones. Now they wanted to prove themselves. The cutest of the 3 I accused of being boring, and that she reminded me of my little sister, because she is boring and annoying too. But maybe we could get together and build forts, climb trees, and have a lemonade stand. I tell the girls I gotta go, and give each of them a hug in turn. To the last one, I get a great hug, and tell her to give me her #. She does. I have her save my # as Future Boyfriend Nomad, and we practice the call back. And then we add each other as Facebook friends on the spot. This may be the first time ever that really plowing after the initial back turn really worked for me (#)
101. A girl walks up to me and asks if I have a girlfriend. Why? You aren't going to ask if I want one, are you? No... Would your g/f be angry if I touched your facial hair? No, but I would be angry. She touches it, and I start yelling at her in my best pretend angry voice. Then I comment on her necklace and tell her I wasn't checking out her tits. She says I should, they are real and fabulous. So I squeeze both of them, and then grab her ass as a bonus. I go to get her #, and have her save it as Future Boyfriend Nomad. She saves it as future ex bf nomad. Haha. Her babysitter is calling after her, so I tell her to give me a kiss before she goes. She does. Good times (#)
Tonight was interesting. A guy came up to me and said that I talked to him and his girl a month ago, and she later told him to shave his head like me! And he did, haha. Beta loser ain't going nowhere with that... In other news, my look is working great and girls are approaching me, and I had some success with plowing and showing disinterest. I also opened a mixed set, which I haven't done a lot of lately, and got some props from the group for it.
Summary:
C<5 - 5
C>5 - 2
# - 3
93. We are at the grocery store, and I HG a cute red head. It isn't her, but she gives me a hug. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Shedding Cat. Ray's tour guide routine. I go for the number, and she says "I'm not going to give you my number." Email... No. Later hater. (C>5)
94. Hot brunette. Horse Girl. Hug. She's from Germany... and married. I eject (C<5)
95. Girl checking out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. I'm funny. She has to go (C<5)
96. Cute girl at check out. HG. Hug. Shedding Cat. She has to go... No, I have to go... even more than you. And off she runs... (C<5)
Back to the house. Then out to the bar
97. Seated 2 set. Oprah Winfrey. Mr. S is winging. One of the girls is uber intense. The other is kinda chill. I start on the intense one, Shedding Cat. She thinks its funny, and wants me to tell the other... I summarize. She is super frame controlling me. I move to sit closer to her because my position is awkward. Mr. S is having a better time with her intense-nicity, so I yell out "Musical Chairs!" and we all rotate. Now I'm sitting next to the quiet one, and I ask if she has traveled. Nope. I share my SPAM story, and she is really into it. When she realized it was a joke, she got a little angry. That was a joke! That was a joke! I start looking at her fingers, and she asks if I'm gonna read her palm. So I do... nothing really sticks. You are introverted. Nope. Off key sense of humor. Nope. Then they run off to the bathroom. I see them later, and ask the quiet girl for her #. I don't hand out my #, give me yours. Well, I don't hand out my # either. Back turn... Email? Nope. Back turn... She asks for mine... and for the fuck of it, I give it to her, and then I make her spell it out for me 3 times. What is the probability she will email me? Zero percent! (C>5) (about 60 minutes!)
98. Blond girl walking to the restroom. HG. Hug. She runs into the bathroom. (C<5)
99. Mixed 4 set. I walk in and ask if they know this girl, then proceed to do Sexy Shoes. It isn't the sexy shoe girl, but that's ok. Brad Pitt. She has a weird name, so I skip shedding cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best qualities are sense of adventure... we vibe on that, and share travel stories. I go back and do Shedding Cat... and it goes over like a lead balloon. And I say out loud, "Wow, that went over like a lead balloon" and laugh. I back turn a bit, and she pulls me back in with a story. Not being from LA, I didn't know what she was talking about... and she says, oh, that was a really bad story then. And I say, yeah, it went over like a lead balloon. Haha. Throughout this whole interaction, her friends are basically allowing us to be alone. At a quiet point in the conversation, the guy whispers to me, dude, that is some tight game, I wish I could do that. I shake his hand. Mr S and Ray come in to wing, and the whole group moves over to a table. I am ready to move on, so I get the #, and then off we roll (#)
100. 3 blonds at the bar. They are back turning the whole bar, and I haven't seem them have a conversation with anybody all night. Oprah Winfrey. Two of the girls almost immediately turn back to the bar, but the 3rd is slightly open and talkative. I cold read them... ok, this is the nice one, and you two are the antisocial ones. Now they wanted to prove themselves. The cutest of the 3 I accused of being boring, and that she reminded me of my little sister, because she is boring and annoying too. But maybe we could get together and build forts, climb trees, and have a lemonade stand. I tell the girls I gotta go, and give each of them a hug in turn. To the last one, I get a great hug, and tell her to give me her #. She does. I have her save my # as Future Boyfriend Nomad, and we practice the call back. And then we add each other as Facebook friends on the spot. This may be the first time ever that really plowing after the initial back turn really worked for me (#)
101. A girl walks up to me and asks if I have a girlfriend. Why? You aren't going to ask if I want one, are you? No... Would your g/f be angry if I touched your facial hair? No, but I would be angry. She touches it, and I start yelling at her in my best pretend angry voice. Then I comment on her necklace and tell her I wasn't checking out her tits. She says I should, they are real and fabulous. So I squeeze both of them, and then grab her ass as a bonus. I go to get her #, and have her save it as Future Boyfriend Nomad. She saves it as future ex bf nomad. Haha. Her babysitter is calling after her, so I tell her to give me a kiss before she goes. She does. Good times (#)
Tonight was interesting. A guy came up to me and said that I talked to him and his girl a month ago, and she later told him to shave his head like me! And he did, haha. Beta loser ain't going nowhere with that... In other news, my look is working great and girls are approaching me, and I had some success with plowing and showing disinterest. I also opened a mixed set, which I haven't done a lot of lately, and got some props from the group for it.
Summary:
C<5 - 5
C>5 - 2
# - 3
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Day game - Melrose / Grove / Whole Foods
We met the promoters at the house at 4:00, and started driving to Melrose. In route...
84. I jump out of the car to open a 2-set of blonds. Horse Girl. The other girl heard it, and said I asked her at a club a couple weeks ago. Really, I've never been to that club. Well, unless you have a twin that asks if people like horses, then it was definitely you. I confess to being a triplet. I ask how many shoes she owns... They are walking faster now, so I eject... (C<5)
85. I jump out of the car to open a 2-set of Filipinos. HG. The girl is always looking away, kind of confused. I still get the hug. They run off (C<5)
86. I open a solo girl in a vintage clothing store. She is buying sexy shoes, so I use the pointy shoes opener. She likes it, loves it actually. But I fade away, and don't push it, even though I see her looking at me later, and she walks by and says good bye. Wow, that was a total pussy moment for me (C<5)
I situationally open a few girls, one with blue hair that I hand off to Ray. He # closes. Another with a cool ring. Another to ask if she likes a hat I am trying on. Then I ask if I look gay, and do that routine... and finally another girl working in the store, to ask if she'll discount the hat 90%. I don't count these sets, because they were just idle banter.
87. A girl is leaving a store. HG. Hug. She is in town from Denver visiting friends, and they are now also leaving the store and pull her away (C<5)
Now we head to the Grove / Whole Foods
88. Cute blond. HG. Hug. She name drops that she is a big deal, and I kind of walk away (C<5)
We eat, then head back to the Grove
89. In the book store, a girl comes off the escalator. I HG her, she laughs, we hug. She really has to go, but not before giving me her email. (#/email)
90. Girl walks by in a shawl, looking cold. HG. I get the hug. She walks off (C<5)
91. Standing 2-set. I go in with Ray, and say hey, help us out, would you date a guy that listens to Disney music? We chat about that for awhile, and it is a little dead. Ray asks if they would date somebody from myspace, and they both say they have boyfriends. I didn't do the opener to completion, not asking if disney music makes them horny... We eventually just fizzle out and walk away. As we are leaving, the cutest of the 2 runs after us and asks if this is from that show the Game. I play stupid, and she reads that to mean that we are from the show, and walks off. In retrospect, I should have played along and teased her for running after me because she's into me, and told her to not look at the camera. (C>5)
A pretty weak day overall, but I learned a few things (or re-learned.) One, don't be a pussy. Two, don't be a pussy. And 3, your damn right this is from the Game. Suck my balls!
C<5 - 6
C>5 - 1
# - 1
84. I jump out of the car to open a 2-set of blonds. Horse Girl. The other girl heard it, and said I asked her at a club a couple weeks ago. Really, I've never been to that club. Well, unless you have a twin that asks if people like horses, then it was definitely you. I confess to being a triplet. I ask how many shoes she owns... They are walking faster now, so I eject... (C<5)
85. I jump out of the car to open a 2-set of Filipinos. HG. The girl is always looking away, kind of confused. I still get the hug. They run off (C<5)
86. I open a solo girl in a vintage clothing store. She is buying sexy shoes, so I use the pointy shoes opener. She likes it, loves it actually. But I fade away, and don't push it, even though I see her looking at me later, and she walks by and says good bye. Wow, that was a total pussy moment for me (C<5)
I situationally open a few girls, one with blue hair that I hand off to Ray. He # closes. Another with a cool ring. Another to ask if she likes a hat I am trying on. Then I ask if I look gay, and do that routine... and finally another girl working in the store, to ask if she'll discount the hat 90%. I don't count these sets, because they were just idle banter.
87. A girl is leaving a store. HG. Hug. She is in town from Denver visiting friends, and they are now also leaving the store and pull her away (C<5)
Now we head to the Grove / Whole Foods
88. Cute blond. HG. Hug. She name drops that she is a big deal, and I kind of walk away (C<5)
We eat, then head back to the Grove
89. In the book store, a girl comes off the escalator. I HG her, she laughs, we hug. She really has to go, but not before giving me her email. (#/email)
90. Girl walks by in a shawl, looking cold. HG. I get the hug. She walks off (C<5)
91. Standing 2-set. I go in with Ray, and say hey, help us out, would you date a guy that listens to Disney music? We chat about that for awhile, and it is a little dead. Ray asks if they would date somebody from myspace, and they both say they have boyfriends. I didn't do the opener to completion, not asking if disney music makes them horny... We eventually just fizzle out and walk away. As we are leaving, the cutest of the 2 runs after us and asks if this is from that show the Game. I play stupid, and she reads that to mean that we are from the show, and walks off. In retrospect, I should have played along and teased her for running after me because she's into me, and told her to not look at the camera. (C>5)
A pretty weak day overall, but I learned a few things (or re-learned.) One, don't be a pussy. Two, don't be a pussy. And 3, your damn right this is from the Game. Suck my balls!
C<5 - 6
C>5 - 1
# - 1
Thursday, March 26, 2009
LTR management
I was visiting one of my girls for a drama filled 3-day weekend
The weekend starts off great, with some road head and a road stop quickie. I had 3 great bouts of road head this weekend, including from and to the airport :D
But then the drama begins... there is some high emotional energy due to some short term financial issues, and that bleeds into issues with a recent move that is still in progress. I get sucked into moving a couch, and the process is a disaster and I start thinking about how this isn't what I'm looking for and how this drama isn't interesting to me. I'm not having a good time, and it is obvious and she says, "i don't know what to say" as she is trying to "fix it." I tell her to just not say anything, and just stay in my head for awhile and process if I want to go home early
Then that night, she drops a bomb on me. She asks me to move in with her!!! She wants me to leave LA and move to the city she is in, and live with her. She wants to be with me all the time. I think this is coming from a need to have me in sight at all times, as she is hyper concerned about me sleeping with other women. My response? I tell her we can't see each other anymore... and we have a couple hour conversation about how I'm not looking for drama, she needs to get her shit together and grow up a bit and to not be a spoiled brat, and to get over her hangups about my sexual activities. I talk with her about how she can stop trying to change me, because it isn't gonna happen, and all it does is make me get tired of her drama.
Now, I have no other place to sleep so I go to sleep on the couch. She wants me to come to bed, so I ask if it would be better if I went to a hotel, but I agree to sleep in the bed... She goes back to some drama conversation, so I tell her to shut up and pull her hair and start biting her and then fuck her really hard.
Afterwards, she promises that these conversations won't happen again. I say that she has said this before, but if it does happen again that I will discuss things with her, but she should expect my position to be the same, and I may grow tired of the drama. She basically says, OK, please just wear condoms with other girls... Of course!
As is my norm, I throw in some 3-some hook points into the conversation, and I tell her that next time she is in LA I will have a surprise for her. She previously said that she didn't want it to happen in a place where I could hook up with the girl without her, so she mentions this. I politely tell her to just do what I say, and she says OK. And then mentions that she has always had some attraction to women, but was always scared to act on it, until I told her it was OK. Nice!
So now I gotta line that shit up!
The weekend starts off great, with some road head and a road stop quickie. I had 3 great bouts of road head this weekend, including from and to the airport :D
But then the drama begins... there is some high emotional energy due to some short term financial issues, and that bleeds into issues with a recent move that is still in progress. I get sucked into moving a couch, and the process is a disaster and I start thinking about how this isn't what I'm looking for and how this drama isn't interesting to me. I'm not having a good time, and it is obvious and she says, "i don't know what to say" as she is trying to "fix it." I tell her to just not say anything, and just stay in my head for awhile and process if I want to go home early
Then that night, she drops a bomb on me. She asks me to move in with her!!! She wants me to leave LA and move to the city she is in, and live with her. She wants to be with me all the time. I think this is coming from a need to have me in sight at all times, as she is hyper concerned about me sleeping with other women. My response? I tell her we can't see each other anymore... and we have a couple hour conversation about how I'm not looking for drama, she needs to get her shit together and grow up a bit and to not be a spoiled brat, and to get over her hangups about my sexual activities. I talk with her about how she can stop trying to change me, because it isn't gonna happen, and all it does is make me get tired of her drama.
Now, I have no other place to sleep so I go to sleep on the couch. She wants me to come to bed, so I ask if it would be better if I went to a hotel, but I agree to sleep in the bed... She goes back to some drama conversation, so I tell her to shut up and pull her hair and start biting her and then fuck her really hard.
Afterwards, she promises that these conversations won't happen again. I say that she has said this before, but if it does happen again that I will discuss things with her, but she should expect my position to be the same, and I may grow tired of the drama. She basically says, OK, please just wear condoms with other girls... Of course!
As is my norm, I throw in some 3-some hook points into the conversation, and I tell her that next time she is in LA I will have a surprise for her. She previously said that she didn't want it to happen in a place where I could hook up with the girl without her, so she mentions this. I politely tell her to just do what I say, and she says OK. And then mentions that she has always had some attraction to women, but was always scared to act on it, until I told her it was OK. Nice!
So now I gotta line that shit up!
Hell Night
It's been a week and a half since I did some serious cold approaches, so upon arriving at my beloved hell night, I stood around for a few minutes just chatting with Mr. S. I've been doing some great text/IM game with the girls I met traveling, and one of them is probably flying down next weekend, so I was feeling pretty good when I went out, but still I had some AA.
78. I creatively avoid multiple sets. Then I have a little internal dialogue with myself that goes something like this, "Dude, WTF!!!" Then I go in to this 2-set, with a little asian girl and an older women dressed in a school girl outfit. I horse girl the school girl, and the Asian loves it. Brad Pitt. She compliments me like 50 times and tells me I'm funny. She is selling the shit out of the school girl, talking about how hot she is, etc... I pull Mr. S into set and have him occupy the school girl, because the little asian is super sexually free. A couple minutes later she starts chatting up Mr. S, and I grab her hair and pull her into me, push her up against a support beam, and start making out with her. She starts grabbing my junk, and then I push her away, saying that is all you get! No, that is all YOU get! Haha, look at you stealing my lines... I hear the school girl saying to Mr. S that the girls are going to the bathroom. So I say to the asian girl that I gotta go talk to some friends, and I'll catch up with her later. Then I start making out with her again and I pet her pussy, then push her away and go to open another set (k close / # close)
79. Really tall girl walks past, and I go open her with Pointy Shoes. It turns out she really does host a dom website. I kind of choke on my words and she tells me a story about a guy that she beats in pubic. Ciao (C<5)
80. 3 set. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She is super cold and won't even look at me (B)
81. 2 set. Sexy shoes. It isn't her. She says she can make it up to me by buying her a drink. I'll buy you 100 drinks! The friend leaves, and I am alone with this girl. She is so gorgeous and friendly. She thinks I'm funny. The routines just kind of flow, and I don't even think about them. I'm kino'ing her mildly, with hand on back. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat. I don't drink because girls take advantage of me. She is laughing at everything, then says she has to go to her car to get something, hugs me good-bye, and takes 3 steps away and just stands there. How odd (C>5)
82. Beautiful blond resting from dancing. Sex Last Week. She laughs, but it isn't her, has only had sex with 3 people in her life. She has to go dance (C<5)
Mr. S starts talking to the fiesty asian that I made out with and then starts making out with her, and tells her that he and I are gonna take her home and tag team her. Haha
83. We are leaving and 2 girls open me on the street. I start talking to the hotter of the 2, and Mr. S grabs the other. I got the ice queen. She is throwing shit tests one after the other... we graduated from high school a long time ago, why do you need to just play games? To smart tests: are you serious?! Brad Pitt, bar name... that is really sad that you have relationship trauma and need to lie about your name... Your sarcasm is really refreshing, said sarcastically... I got her to laugh a couple times, but then the valet brings her car and they run off (C>5)
Off to home. I started the night off with assertiveness and got a make out, and ended with low energy and just went home to sleep
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 1 (k close)
78. I creatively avoid multiple sets. Then I have a little internal dialogue with myself that goes something like this, "Dude, WTF!!!" Then I go in to this 2-set, with a little asian girl and an older women dressed in a school girl outfit. I horse girl the school girl, and the Asian loves it. Brad Pitt. She compliments me like 50 times and tells me I'm funny. She is selling the shit out of the school girl, talking about how hot she is, etc... I pull Mr. S into set and have him occupy the school girl, because the little asian is super sexually free. A couple minutes later she starts chatting up Mr. S, and I grab her hair and pull her into me, push her up against a support beam, and start making out with her. She starts grabbing my junk, and then I push her away, saying that is all you get! No, that is all YOU get! Haha, look at you stealing my lines... I hear the school girl saying to Mr. S that the girls are going to the bathroom. So I say to the asian girl that I gotta go talk to some friends, and I'll catch up with her later. Then I start making out with her again and I pet her pussy, then push her away and go to open another set (k close / # close)
79. Really tall girl walks past, and I go open her with Pointy Shoes. It turns out she really does host a dom website. I kind of choke on my words and she tells me a story about a guy that she beats in pubic. Ciao (C<5)
80. 3 set. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She is super cold and won't even look at me (B)
81. 2 set. Sexy shoes. It isn't her. She says she can make it up to me by buying her a drink. I'll buy you 100 drinks! The friend leaves, and I am alone with this girl. She is so gorgeous and friendly. She thinks I'm funny. The routines just kind of flow, and I don't even think about them. I'm kino'ing her mildly, with hand on back. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat. I don't drink because girls take advantage of me. She is laughing at everything, then says she has to go to her car to get something, hugs me good-bye, and takes 3 steps away and just stands there. How odd (C>5)
82. Beautiful blond resting from dancing. Sex Last Week. She laughs, but it isn't her, has only had sex with 3 people in her life. She has to go dance (C<5)
Mr. S starts talking to the fiesty asian that I made out with and then starts making out with her, and tells her that he and I are gonna take her home and tag team her. Haha
83. We are leaving and 2 girls open me on the street. I start talking to the hotter of the 2, and Mr. S grabs the other. I got the ice queen. She is throwing shit tests one after the other... we graduated from high school a long time ago, why do you need to just play games? To smart tests: are you serious?! Brad Pitt, bar name... that is really sad that you have relationship trauma and need to lie about your name... Your sarcasm is really refreshing, said sarcastically... I got her to laugh a couple times, but then the valet brings her car and they run off (C>5)
Off to home. I started the night off with assertiveness and got a make out, and ended with low energy and just went home to sleep
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 1 (k close)
Friday, March 20, 2009
Gaming in the Air (port and plane)
76. I head through the airport, and one of the employees of the airline really likes my look and comes up to tell me so. I make a reference about my eyes, and she basically says yeah, your eyes are really attractive. I really appreciate women telling me how hot I am :) I considered this a warm approach and I was just checking bags, so we just vibed. She was distraught about needing to charge me a checked bag fee, and I suggested instead she pay me. No, sorry. OK, how about you buy me breakfast? But since I would be in a different city, you can just pay me now and I'll buy my own breakfast... Still no deal. So instead I get the number (# close)
77. I'm sitting in first class, and there is a woman sitting next to me. First, I asked her to change seats with my co-worker so we could talk work, but she didn't want to sit in the bulk head. So to retaliate, I gamed her! Haha! We were just talking about normal plane stuff, so to spice up the convo I used the Oprah Winfrey opener... nope, she wouldn't sleep with her. And I qualified her about her favorite books and movies, and one of her favorite books turned out to have a bit of S&M involved. Houston, we have a live one here! I didn't let the conversation get too sexual, but there was enough discussion about it to keep it interesting. Let me tell you, it is a real bitch to kino in the first class cabin of a domestic flight, but I did it none the less. I didn't do a full palm reading but was able to do some sensual touching while looking at her palm. Logistics were such that we weren't going to be having sex tonight... either on the plane or afterward, so I just grabbed the number. We've been texting back and forth the past couple of days, so next time I am in her city I think this will be a go (# close)
Summary:
# close - 2
77. I'm sitting in first class, and there is a woman sitting next to me. First, I asked her to change seats with my co-worker so we could talk work, but she didn't want to sit in the bulk head. So to retaliate, I gamed her! Haha! We were just talking about normal plane stuff, so to spice up the convo I used the Oprah Winfrey opener... nope, she wouldn't sleep with her. And I qualified her about her favorite books and movies, and one of her favorite books turned out to have a bit of S&M involved. Houston, we have a live one here! I didn't let the conversation get too sexual, but there was enough discussion about it to keep it interesting. Let me tell you, it is a real bitch to kino in the first class cabin of a domestic flight, but I did it none the less. I didn't do a full palm reading but was able to do some sensual touching while looking at her palm. Logistics were such that we weren't going to be having sex tonight... either on the plane or afterward, so I just grabbed the number. We've been texting back and forth the past couple of days, so next time I am in her city I think this will be a go (# close)
Summary:
# close - 2
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
St. Patties Day
I'm out of town, and I go out to dinner with some friends/co-workers. They end up in a conf call outside. So I open the 2 girls at the table next to me, even though they weren't hot
68. (C>5) We chat for about 40 minutes about common interests. I hug both girls without asking for the phone number.
We head out to an Irish pub to celebrate St. Patties Day. 3 seconds inside the door, and I remember why I moved to LA. The ratio of sausage/women is 80/20, and that 20% isn't exactly hot. But whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do...
69. (B) Horse Girl. It isn't her. She isn't that hot. She walks away.
70. (B) Sex Last Week. She laughs, and keeps walking because her friends are leaving her.
71. (C>5) Cute blond. Sex Last Week. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. Reckon/Yonder. I try to guess what she does for work... unicycle instructor, lion tamer... She keeps slowly drifting farther away from me towards her friends, and eventually I eject to open the set immediately next to us. This was my best use of the stack in awhile.
72. (C<5) Horse Girl. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. She gives a weak high 5, so I teach her how to do it better, like a slap on the ass. I can't remember the details, but she leaves
73. (C>5) A cute red head is dancing, and a guy goes to spin her and dance with her. I pull her away and ask her if she likes horses. Dude pulls her away again, and they dance for 30 seconds. I pull her back to me, and get the hug. It was a really good hug. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She says her friend is waving at her, points her out to me, and says she has to go. Ciao
74. (C>5) 3 girls and a guy are standing together, and I HG the cutest one. It isn't her. She is wearing pointy shoes, so she gets the pointy shoes routine. Reckon/Yonder. One of the girls says yonder, and the rest of the friends come into the set. Shedding Cat, but I don't finish... I think it got interrupted. I make friends with the guys in the group. I tell the girls I have to go take my turtle for a walk, and eject.
75. (C>5) 2 girls standing together. Disney opener. Reckon/Yonder. Smart tests. She tells me my hand is drifting onto her ass, so I just put it there. 5 seconds later she pushes it away. Logistics screening. 1 minute later, my hand is back. Travel discussions. 8 girlfriends. Logistics aren't good and these girls are 5's, so I grab my friend and we leave to head home. I could have # closed, but am not interested
I had no AA tonight. But I should have kissed the red head girl, and I should have been more aggressive by finishing Shedding Cat with the cutest of the girls I talked to. But my stack was great tonight, as I just ran through it. I used multiple openers based on my sense of what the girls would like. The fugly girls got the Disney opener, the cutest girls got Horse Girl, and the club slut looking girls got Sex Last Week.
Evening summary:
B - 2
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 5
68. (C>5) We chat for about 40 minutes about common interests. I hug both girls without asking for the phone number.
We head out to an Irish pub to celebrate St. Patties Day. 3 seconds inside the door, and I remember why I moved to LA. The ratio of sausage/women is 80/20, and that 20% isn't exactly hot. But whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do...
69. (B) Horse Girl. It isn't her. She isn't that hot. She walks away.
70. (B) Sex Last Week. She laughs, and keeps walking because her friends are leaving her.
71. (C>5) Cute blond. Sex Last Week. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. 8 girlfriends. Reckon/Yonder. I try to guess what she does for work... unicycle instructor, lion tamer... She keeps slowly drifting farther away from me towards her friends, and eventually I eject to open the set immediately next to us. This was my best use of the stack in awhile.
72. (C<5) Horse Girl. It isn't her. Brad Pitt. She gives a weak high 5, so I teach her how to do it better, like a slap on the ass. I can't remember the details, but she leaves
73. (C>5) A cute red head is dancing, and a guy goes to spin her and dance with her. I pull her away and ask her if she likes horses. Dude pulls her away again, and they dance for 30 seconds. I pull her back to me, and get the hug. It was a really good hug. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She says her friend is waving at her, points her out to me, and says she has to go. Ciao
74. (C>5) 3 girls and a guy are standing together, and I HG the cutest one. It isn't her. She is wearing pointy shoes, so she gets the pointy shoes routine. Reckon/Yonder. One of the girls says yonder, and the rest of the friends come into the set. Shedding Cat, but I don't finish... I think it got interrupted. I make friends with the guys in the group. I tell the girls I have to go take my turtle for a walk, and eject.
75. (C>5) 2 girls standing together. Disney opener. Reckon/Yonder. Smart tests. She tells me my hand is drifting onto her ass, so I just put it there. 5 seconds later she pushes it away. Logistics screening. 1 minute later, my hand is back. Travel discussions. 8 girlfriends. Logistics aren't good and these girls are 5's, so I grab my friend and we leave to head home. I could have # closed, but am not interested
I had no AA tonight. But I should have kissed the red head girl, and I should have been more aggressive by finishing Shedding Cat with the cutest of the girls I talked to. But my stack was great tonight, as I just ran through it. I used multiple openers based on my sense of what the girls would like. The fugly girls got the Disney opener, the cutest girls got Horse Girl, and the club slut looking girls got Sex Last Week.
Evening summary:
B - 2
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 5
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Sunday Grove Day Game
Barnes & Noble
63. 2 set looking at magazines. Horse Girl. Hug. Walk away (C<5)
64. Hot girl. Horse Girl. Hug. Your funny. Gotta go. Me too. You can walk ahead of me. Yeah, shedding Cat. Will bring her boyfriend. Runs off... (Future: Brad said to ask if he has a lint roller) (C<5)
65. 2 set. I thought they were young but still went in.
Horse Girl. No, we aren't from here. Forgiveness. Hug. From Houston. Oh no, I can't talk to you anymore. Reckon/Yonder. Cute blond calls her friend a hick. Brad Pitt. They ask me what I do...
I ask how old they are, just to be sure. 22 and 24 (logistics screening.) They are in town for a church group. I tell a story about a time in high school when I traveled with a friends church group, and how church girls always seemed really naughty. The horse girl isn't into it, but the blond kind of blushes. Score!
What do you think I do?
Are you in a band? Yes. What instrument do you play? What do you think I play?
Drums? Yeah, I play drums. What is it about drum players you find so attractive?
Haha, they are outgoing and social and try to meet people. I dated 3 drummers before. We agree to start a band together.
The rest of their group starts to trickle in... all dudes. I befriend them and incorporate them into the dialogue as they arrive. One of them is a drummer, and I talk about all the great music in town and how they have to go to the clubs near my house. I tell them to text me when they head out, and start giving the drummer guy my number, and at the same time get the blonds number. We practice call back and she does great (# close)
66. 4 set - To friends: do you know this girl? Horse Girl. Small hug. One of the friends says she feels like she is in a reality TV show. I tell her not to look at the camera. I soft banter and they start to fade away (C<5)
67. 2 German girls. Horse Girl. Hot girl is visiting from Germany. Ugly girl is local. We talk for about 10 minutes about nothing (C>5)
My set with the 2 Houston girls was gold. I was managing logistics, controlling the group, and made things slightly sexual to measure their personalities.
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 1
# - 1
63. 2 set looking at magazines. Horse Girl. Hug. Walk away (C<5)
64. Hot girl. Horse Girl. Hug. Your funny. Gotta go. Me too. You can walk ahead of me. Yeah, shedding Cat. Will bring her boyfriend. Runs off... (Future: Brad said to ask if he has a lint roller) (C<5)
65. 2 set. I thought they were young but still went in.
Horse Girl. No, we aren't from here. Forgiveness. Hug. From Houston. Oh no, I can't talk to you anymore. Reckon/Yonder. Cute blond calls her friend a hick. Brad Pitt. They ask me what I do...
I ask how old they are, just to be sure. 22 and 24 (logistics screening.) They are in town for a church group. I tell a story about a time in high school when I traveled with a friends church group, and how church girls always seemed really naughty. The horse girl isn't into it, but the blond kind of blushes. Score!
What do you think I do?
Are you in a band? Yes. What instrument do you play? What do you think I play?
Drums? Yeah, I play drums. What is it about drum players you find so attractive?
Haha, they are outgoing and social and try to meet people. I dated 3 drummers before. We agree to start a band together.
The rest of their group starts to trickle in... all dudes. I befriend them and incorporate them into the dialogue as they arrive. One of them is a drummer, and I talk about all the great music in town and how they have to go to the clubs near my house. I tell them to text me when they head out, and start giving the drummer guy my number, and at the same time get the blonds number. We practice call back and she does great (# close)
66. 4 set - To friends: do you know this girl? Horse Girl. Small hug. One of the friends says she feels like she is in a reality TV show. I tell her not to look at the camera. I soft banter and they start to fade away (C<5)
67. 2 German girls. Horse Girl. Hot girl is visiting from Germany. Ugly girl is local. We talk for about 10 minutes about nothing (C>5)
My set with the 2 Houston girls was gold. I was managing logistics, controlling the group, and made things slightly sexual to measure their personalities.
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 1
# - 1
Workshop #2 - Day 2 - Club Game
We arrived at a local club at 9 pm so our walking sausage fest could get in before the door guys arrived. It has a cool vibe, and I'm thinking this could become our new Saturday night spot.
54. (C>5) Seated 2 set at the bar. I open with Horse Girl. The target is a really cute blond with a southern accent, and I loved it. I get the hug, but she is shy. And the friend isn't, so she is talking non-stop. I made some mistakes that need rectifying though. Because the friend was talkative, I directed most of my attention to her. I wasn't sure how to kino the target while talking with the other girl. Brad's advice was to have a verbal dialogue with the friend, and a physical dialogue with the shy target. I did a hand reading (on the friend :'( ) She is a virgin, because she is a baptist. Now she wanted to talk about religion, and I was sunk. I said the F word, and she got angry. But I recovered somewhat by claiming I said it with a ph. Phuck.... I ejected, and over the course of the next hour saw the target looking at me at least 5 times
55. (C>5) Seated 2-set. Hot blond from Indiana and her sister. Brad comes in with me to wing. Quality control opener. Horse Girl. Brad Pitt. Accuses me of lying. Spills on me, and she rubs my leg a bit to wipe it off. I do the same to her, and she says hey, your being a little too fast. We discuss travel, and she wants to do a lot. I talk about China, and how cheap it is, and she says she wants to go. Let's go to China together, tomorrow! (Trying to do some role playing and future projection.) No, I can't. Eventually, they have to go to the bathroom. No! Not the bathroom! Brad and I discuss strategy, and decide to open other girls so that we are seen in set when they return. But they never do
56. (C>5) Black girl. Horse Girl. Hug. I guess where she is from... Korea, China, Argentina... but no, she is from Africa. Travel discussion. She is going to school. She plays along with all of my routines and laughs. 8 girlfriends. She has no time for a boyfriend, because she is focused on her education. This is common in her culture. Eject
57. (C<5) Girl on the dance floor opens me by pulling me into a Nomad sandwich, and I grind on her a bit. She tells me she loves my tattoos, and her lips are so close to mine. I should have kissed her, but instead I said something lame about her necklace. Dominance is gone, and I lose her (C<5)
58. (C<5) 5 set at the bar - Oprah Winfrey. I'm not projecting enough, so a few of them fade away. One of them asks me to repeat, so I isolate a bit with her and ask again. Would you have sex with Oprah for 1 million dollars? No. 2 million? I'm not going there... What if she just wanted to cuddle? Look, the only person I'm going to cuddle with is my husband, and he is a really good cuddler. She back turns me. I back turn her and chill. A minute later she turns back to me and says, "That was good", before turning away again. Hilarious!
59. (B) 2 blondes. Horse Girl. Don't speak English.
The vibe of the place is starting to change. People are making out all over the place, and now most of the sets are mixed sets. I feel a little anxious, and reopen the seated black girl, and start running more scripts on her. I did the Blender, but couldn't escalate as I wasn't into her... so I eject.
60. I walked into the back room, and there was a cute blond dancing close to the wall. There was a wall of people around them, and I hesitated. But in I went and Horse Girl'ed her. Hug. Her friend asked my name, and I said Brad Pitt. "Oh, your friend already told us his name was Brad Pitt." I know, we agreed to use that pretend name as a joke tonight. Then she said Nice to meet you, in that way that says please go away. But I said, yeah, nice to meet you too, and sat down next to her and started chatting. Shedding Cat. She asks what happens if she doesn't bring her own lint roller. Then I am going to have to punish you little girl. Oh, how would you punish me? I might have to bend you over my knee and spank you... But she says she wouldn't consider that to be punishment. Oooh, you are a naughty girl, I totally can't talk to you anymore. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Who cuts your hair? Hair pull. I go in for the kiss, but she pulls away at the last second. "I can't." I know, we definitely can't. "Oh, you're good..." I go for the kiss again. She pulls away at the last second. "I want to, but I can't." Then she explains that she and her friends have agreed they wouldn't kiss anybody unless they all approved, and I haven't met her friends yet. OK, what about this... and I go in and start kissing her neck, and then biting it. She loves it, but then pulls away. We talk about some travel experiences I had, and how she wants to travel.
Then she says how she likes to dance. OK, let's go. And I start to pull her to the dance floor. Her friend pulls her back. Then they talk, but I don't let go of her hand. Now they need to go to the bathroom for 2 minutes, "but I'll be right back." OK, that's cool, hey, give me your number before you go. "Yeah, good idea!" (# close)
61. Outside the club I'm texting friends, and this hyper little puppy dog girl opens me with a comment about my look. She wants to touch my facial hair. I ask her if she is smart... yeah, I'm a math major! And my roommate is a mechanical engineering major! Weird, because these girls are cute. I say they are math geeks, and they both say Yeah with excited looks on their faces. I ask them 4x4, and the puppy dog girl laughs and says I know derivatives and more complex stuff. So I ask her complicated math questions. She doesn't know the capital of washington state though (DC, no, Oregon, no, Seattle.) I get introduced to her roommate. Puppy dog girl pinches her other roommate on the ass, and when she turns around I claim to have done it. Then I say to the puppy dog, let's you and I pretend we are roommates, and I grab her ass. She gets pretty angry about this, and tells me something about how her ass is precious and her boyfriend would be so pissed. I laugh, and say that is so cute that her boyfriend will protect her and he must be a really nice guy. She goes for my facial hair again, and I tell her how it is precious and so on... mirroring her language back at her. She goes for my goatee, and I slap her on the ass. She goes for it again, and then jumps away. I chase her, and slap her on the ass. Then I pretend that her roommate is holding me back, or I would beat the crap out of her. The roommate laughs. Puppy dog girl now informs me that if I touch her ass one more time, she will slap me across the face. Around this time, another girl opens me to tell me she loves my facial hair. The two girls I'm already talking to think this is a setup and we already know each other. Now a guy walks up and asks if I'm in a band. Yeah. Is it 'insert band name here.' I just say, I don't like to talk about it. And shake his hand and say thanks. Now the roommate asks, are you in 'insert band name here'? I don't like to talk about it. Then I start to walk off. I come back in, and they had been talking about me, because puppy dog asks if I'm in this band. I don't like to talk about it. And then I number closed both roommates (# close)
62. Back towards the house, I see Brad and Ray walking with two girls. Dylan McKay is nearby, and I walk around with him. Brad texts and says head over to the house, so we do and I get the obstacle handed off to me. I challenge her to arm wrestle, and then we chat. She is telling a long story, and I interrupt and pull her into the living room onto our LoveSac. She chats more about her work and how she is so passionate about it, and I comment on how wonderful it is to meet somebody that truly has found their calling. She looks at me stunned, and says Thank you. And then I kiss her. We stop, and I tell her that's all she gets. This goes on/off for 15 minutes, with kissing, nipple touching, rubbing her pussy through her stockings (no panties.) Then her friend yells from the other room, Hey, they have a hot tub. Let's get in it! There is some drama here, because my girl isn't sure, but the other girl wants to do it. They can't make up their collective mind. I just walk out to the hot tub, take off my clothes, and jump in naked. Then Ray does the same. Now his girl and my girl just talk, and I act disinterested and say this hot tub kicks ass. Now Ray's girl gets naked and hops into the tub. My girl is now acting all bitchy and upset and is being dramatic. I get out of the tub and sit next to her naked, and just start talking again. Then we make out. They want to leave. We make out some more. I ask for her number. She acts confused. We make out some more. I ask for the number again. We make out. They leave (K close)
Overall, a really good night. 2 make-outs, a few numbers, and overall a great time in a great club. I was approaching right from the start and hit my prime at just the right time
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 4
# close - 3 (2 sets)
K close - 2
54. (C>5) Seated 2 set at the bar. I open with Horse Girl. The target is a really cute blond with a southern accent, and I loved it. I get the hug, but she is shy. And the friend isn't, so she is talking non-stop. I made some mistakes that need rectifying though. Because the friend was talkative, I directed most of my attention to her. I wasn't sure how to kino the target while talking with the other girl. Brad's advice was to have a verbal dialogue with the friend, and a physical dialogue with the shy target. I did a hand reading (on the friend :'( ) She is a virgin, because she is a baptist. Now she wanted to talk about religion, and I was sunk. I said the F word, and she got angry. But I recovered somewhat by claiming I said it with a ph. Phuck.... I ejected, and over the course of the next hour saw the target looking at me at least 5 times
55. (C>5) Seated 2-set. Hot blond from Indiana and her sister. Brad comes in with me to wing. Quality control opener. Horse Girl. Brad Pitt. Accuses me of lying. Spills on me, and she rubs my leg a bit to wipe it off. I do the same to her, and she says hey, your being a little too fast. We discuss travel, and she wants to do a lot. I talk about China, and how cheap it is, and she says she wants to go. Let's go to China together, tomorrow! (Trying to do some role playing and future projection.) No, I can't. Eventually, they have to go to the bathroom. No! Not the bathroom! Brad and I discuss strategy, and decide to open other girls so that we are seen in set when they return. But they never do
56. (C>5) Black girl. Horse Girl. Hug. I guess where she is from... Korea, China, Argentina... but no, she is from Africa. Travel discussion. She is going to school. She plays along with all of my routines and laughs. 8 girlfriends. She has no time for a boyfriend, because she is focused on her education. This is common in her culture. Eject
57. (C<5) Girl on the dance floor opens me by pulling me into a Nomad sandwich, and I grind on her a bit. She tells me she loves my tattoos, and her lips are so close to mine. I should have kissed her, but instead I said something lame about her necklace. Dominance is gone, and I lose her (C<5)
58. (C<5) 5 set at the bar - Oprah Winfrey. I'm not projecting enough, so a few of them fade away. One of them asks me to repeat, so I isolate a bit with her and ask again. Would you have sex with Oprah for 1 million dollars? No. 2 million? I'm not going there... What if she just wanted to cuddle? Look, the only person I'm going to cuddle with is my husband, and he is a really good cuddler. She back turns me. I back turn her and chill. A minute later she turns back to me and says, "That was good", before turning away again. Hilarious!
59. (B) 2 blondes. Horse Girl. Don't speak English.
The vibe of the place is starting to change. People are making out all over the place, and now most of the sets are mixed sets. I feel a little anxious, and reopen the seated black girl, and start running more scripts on her. I did the Blender, but couldn't escalate as I wasn't into her... so I eject.
60. I walked into the back room, and there was a cute blond dancing close to the wall. There was a wall of people around them, and I hesitated. But in I went and Horse Girl'ed her. Hug. Her friend asked my name, and I said Brad Pitt. "Oh, your friend already told us his name was Brad Pitt." I know, we agreed to use that pretend name as a joke tonight. Then she said Nice to meet you, in that way that says please go away. But I said, yeah, nice to meet you too, and sat down next to her and started chatting. Shedding Cat. She asks what happens if she doesn't bring her own lint roller. Then I am going to have to punish you little girl. Oh, how would you punish me? I might have to bend you over my knee and spank you... But she says she wouldn't consider that to be punishment. Oooh, you are a naughty girl, I totally can't talk to you anymore. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Who cuts your hair? Hair pull. I go in for the kiss, but she pulls away at the last second. "I can't." I know, we definitely can't. "Oh, you're good..." I go for the kiss again. She pulls away at the last second. "I want to, but I can't." Then she explains that she and her friends have agreed they wouldn't kiss anybody unless they all approved, and I haven't met her friends yet. OK, what about this... and I go in and start kissing her neck, and then biting it. She loves it, but then pulls away. We talk about some travel experiences I had, and how she wants to travel.
Then she says how she likes to dance. OK, let's go. And I start to pull her to the dance floor. Her friend pulls her back. Then they talk, but I don't let go of her hand. Now they need to go to the bathroom for 2 minutes, "but I'll be right back." OK, that's cool, hey, give me your number before you go. "Yeah, good idea!" (# close)
61. Outside the club I'm texting friends, and this hyper little puppy dog girl opens me with a comment about my look. She wants to touch my facial hair. I ask her if she is smart... yeah, I'm a math major! And my roommate is a mechanical engineering major! Weird, because these girls are cute. I say they are math geeks, and they both say Yeah with excited looks on their faces. I ask them 4x4, and the puppy dog girl laughs and says I know derivatives and more complex stuff. So I ask her complicated math questions. She doesn't know the capital of washington state though (DC, no, Oregon, no, Seattle.) I get introduced to her roommate. Puppy dog girl pinches her other roommate on the ass, and when she turns around I claim to have done it. Then I say to the puppy dog, let's you and I pretend we are roommates, and I grab her ass. She gets pretty angry about this, and tells me something about how her ass is precious and her boyfriend would be so pissed. I laugh, and say that is so cute that her boyfriend will protect her and he must be a really nice guy. She goes for my facial hair again, and I tell her how it is precious and so on... mirroring her language back at her. She goes for my goatee, and I slap her on the ass. She goes for it again, and then jumps away. I chase her, and slap her on the ass. Then I pretend that her roommate is holding me back, or I would beat the crap out of her. The roommate laughs. Puppy dog girl now informs me that if I touch her ass one more time, she will slap me across the face. Around this time, another girl opens me to tell me she loves my facial hair. The two girls I'm already talking to think this is a setup and we already know each other. Now a guy walks up and asks if I'm in a band. Yeah. Is it 'insert band name here.' I just say, I don't like to talk about it. And shake his hand and say thanks. Now the roommate asks, are you in 'insert band name here'? I don't like to talk about it. Then I start to walk off. I come back in, and they had been talking about me, because puppy dog asks if I'm in this band. I don't like to talk about it. And then I number closed both roommates (# close)
62. Back towards the house, I see Brad and Ray walking with two girls. Dylan McKay is nearby, and I walk around with him. Brad texts and says head over to the house, so we do and I get the obstacle handed off to me. I challenge her to arm wrestle, and then we chat. She is telling a long story, and I interrupt and pull her into the living room onto our LoveSac. She chats more about her work and how she is so passionate about it, and I comment on how wonderful it is to meet somebody that truly has found their calling. She looks at me stunned, and says Thank you. And then I kiss her. We stop, and I tell her that's all she gets. This goes on/off for 15 minutes, with kissing, nipple touching, rubbing her pussy through her stockings (no panties.) Then her friend yells from the other room, Hey, they have a hot tub. Let's get in it! There is some drama here, because my girl isn't sure, but the other girl wants to do it. They can't make up their collective mind. I just walk out to the hot tub, take off my clothes, and jump in naked. Then Ray does the same. Now his girl and my girl just talk, and I act disinterested and say this hot tub kicks ass. Now Ray's girl gets naked and hops into the tub. My girl is now acting all bitchy and upset and is being dramatic. I get out of the tub and sit next to her naked, and just start talking again. Then we make out. They want to leave. We make out some more. I ask for her number. She acts confused. We make out some more. I ask for the number again. We make out. They leave (K close)
Overall, a really good night. 2 make-outs, a few numbers, and overall a great time in a great club. I was approaching right from the start and hit my prime at just the right time
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 4
# close - 3 (2 sets)
K close - 2
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Grove Day Game
46. I see a beautiful woman walk into a woman's clothing store. I hesitate, but then follow her in. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She hugs me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat, but I didn't finish. High five, and I slap her on the ass. I teach her how to high 5 better. Now teach me something... but she has nothing. We talk about Australia, as that is where she is from. Then she says she has to continue shopping and walks off. I would have done the same, as I had started to do the boring convo stuff (C>5)
47. Beautiful woman walking past. Horse Girl. She stops and laughs, and asks if the girl did this... then she kind of gallops and whinies. I can't help but laugh. She gives me a hug. Then she says she has to go, and I say I have to go too, even more than you, and I walk with her a bit. We need to chat more later, give me your number. She can't, because she is going to meet her boyfriend. And I can't get their fast enough... and she gallops away! Haha. This was the best possible response to horse girl. (C<5)
48. I opened an Israeli shop girl who was trying to sell hair straighteners. But I'm bald. I high 5 her, and it was a good high 5. But I tell her it sucked, and tell her she has to do it like she is smacking an ass. But she stops me... and is super paranoid about being at work. I guess she is from Israel, and I tell her about the time I visited Israel. I ask her name to do the cat routine, but it is unpronounceable, so I have to go to Plan B. Then her work partner comes by and he is trying to sell me stuff, and she speaks loudly, didn't you want to try the straightener on your goatee? And she pulls me to the side, and whispers "Now we can talk." Haha. So I get her # on the sly, and then run off (# close)
49. I open 2 walking Columbian girls. Horse Girl. She won't give me a hug, and she doesn't talk much, so I walk off (C<5)
50. 2 girls standing in front of a store, with one on the phone. I open the other with Horse Girl and get the hug. The other girl gets off the phone, and I include her in the set. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Cat routine (but didn't finish.) Blender. The target is visiting her sister from Toronto. They tried to leave twice, but I just kept pulling them in. Band routine. She agrees to play the triangle in a band with me. I help them plan their Saturday night, and tell them to hang out in the area by my house. # close on the Toronto visitor. (# close)
51. Girl walking by in a hurry. HG. She runs off before I can finish (B)
We walk over to Whole Foods
52. A tall blond is outside looking at flowers. Horse Girl. Hug. Boring chit chat. Eject (C<5)
53. Cute red head buying apples. Sexy shoes. Eject (C<5)
Total sets:
B - 1
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 1
# - 2
47. Beautiful woman walking past. Horse Girl. She stops and laughs, and asks if the girl did this... then she kind of gallops and whinies. I can't help but laugh. She gives me a hug. Then she says she has to go, and I say I have to go too, even more than you, and I walk with her a bit. We need to chat more later, give me your number. She can't, because she is going to meet her boyfriend. And I can't get their fast enough... and she gallops away! Haha. This was the best possible response to horse girl. (C<5)
48. I opened an Israeli shop girl who was trying to sell hair straighteners. But I'm bald. I high 5 her, and it was a good high 5. But I tell her it sucked, and tell her she has to do it like she is smacking an ass. But she stops me... and is super paranoid about being at work. I guess she is from Israel, and I tell her about the time I visited Israel. I ask her name to do the cat routine, but it is unpronounceable, so I have to go to Plan B. Then her work partner comes by and he is trying to sell me stuff, and she speaks loudly, didn't you want to try the straightener on your goatee? And she pulls me to the side, and whispers "Now we can talk." Haha. So I get her # on the sly, and then run off (# close)
49. I open 2 walking Columbian girls. Horse Girl. She won't give me a hug, and she doesn't talk much, so I walk off (C<5)
50. 2 girls standing in front of a store, with one on the phone. I open the other with Horse Girl and get the hug. The other girl gets off the phone, and I include her in the set. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Cat routine (but didn't finish.) Blender. The target is visiting her sister from Toronto. They tried to leave twice, but I just kept pulling them in. Band routine. She agrees to play the triangle in a band with me. I help them plan their Saturday night, and tell them to hang out in the area by my house. # close on the Toronto visitor. (# close)
51. Girl walking by in a hurry. HG. She runs off before I can finish (B)
We walk over to Whole Foods
52. A tall blond is outside looking at flowers. Horse Girl. Hug. Boring chit chat. Eject (C<5)
53. Cute red head buying apples. Sexy shoes. Eject (C<5)
Total sets:
B - 1
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 1
# - 2
Friday, March 13, 2009
Footie Ball approaches
I ran 5k and then went to meet Dylan McKay and Ray at the park to throw the footie ball around. I did two single set approaches while this was going down
44. Horse Girl. She loves it. I hug, and apologize for being sweaty, and she says that's cool. But then I don't say jack and she walks away (C<5)
45. Horse Girl. She keeps walking and I walk with her. It isn't her, and I start to go into the contingency, but she interrupts and says "I'm late to meet friends." I say OK, bye. But what I should have said is Yeah, I'm late too. Later than you. So check this out... (C<5)
C<5 - 2
44. Horse Girl. She loves it. I hug, and apologize for being sweaty, and she says that's cool. But then I don't say jack and she walks away (C<5)
45. Horse Girl. She keeps walking and I walk with her. It isn't her, and I start to go into the contingency, but she interrupts and says "I'm late to meet friends." I say OK, bye. But what I should have said is Yeah, I'm late too. Later than you. So check this out... (C<5)
C<5 - 2
Momentum Builder
We start the Month 2 Pickup Mansion bootcamp tonight, so last night was a bit of a momentum builder for me. We went out to a few Cahuenga bars, and it was a little light on action.
37. As we were walking from parking to the bars, I opened a mixed 3-set: 2 girls, 1 guy. I open a girl with some pink hair, but her friend is into me so I start focusing on her. She wants to know where a club is, and I say we just came from there, it was kinda lame. Come with us to this new place. So they start walking with us, and I'm talking with the girl and she is complimenting me like crazy on my look and I'm just kino'ing her like crazy. I tell her her hair is good for pulling, and she thinks I said good for porn. I played along for a bit. I run smart tests. We get to our destination, and her friend is too drunk to get in. The guy now starts being very dramatic and angry so I get the number and we leave (# close)
38. Inside the bars, I spent some time standing around staring at nothing. AA is my special friend. As we were leaving one bar, I open 2 cute girls coming in. They like my look, and we are vibing. But I am low energy and am losing control of the frame. I eject (C<5)
39. While talking to these two girls, I see the hottest girl of my life walking by with 2 other girls. Mr. S, Ray, and I talk about how hot she was for a minute. Then I see her again and open her with Sex Last Week. She forgives me for not calling, even though I "broke her heart", and we hug. A guy comes over and puts his arm around her, and starts saying to all 3 girls, let's go back this way. And he pulls them off. Still, a nice hug from a really phucking hot girl. Nice (C<5) Nomad needs some ground control skills apparently
40. Red headed girl walking by. Horse Girl. She is pissed off! And off she walks (B)
41. Horse girl. I calibrate down because she isn't too hot. She is friendly and I chat with her and her friend. The friend starts calling her weird horse girl. Then they split and run off to their groups of friends (C<5) This whole bar seems to be filled with one group of friends
42. We are leaving, and this hot 2-set is walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the street. Ray starts to go in, and then ejects before delivering the opener. They were hot though, so I run in and open one of them with Sex Last Week. It isn't her. I apologize for not calling, I have been busy. She tells me I can stay busy. But her friend, who is actually the better looking of the two, starts asking me questions about being in a band and if she knows me. I tell her I'm in the rolling stones. Haha, you are too young to be in that band. I'm old enough little girl. In fact I'm a dirty old man. You better get far away from me as fast as possible or I'm going to do naughty dirty things to you. So she tells me I should take her number, but she really has to go. We do the number exchange, and she is trying to leave, but I hold her hand and pull her back and still make her practice the call back dialogue (# close)
Off we go to Mel's. There is a seated 2-set, and I go in with the Disney Opener. It sticks. They make some comments like, where did you come from. Heaven. I showed up at their table uninvited. No, this is my table. I come here every night at 2 am and talk to whoever is at this table. I make some mistakes, and just ask where they are from. But I play the name guessing game, and get them to agree to buy me a beverage if I guess correctly. But I don't. They are texting somebody constantly, and I joke that they are texting with each other. I run some identify info, about living in China, and getting foot massages for $3. One of them is ready to move to China that instant. I felt that the conversation was getting platonic and boring, so I left without asking for their numbers (C>5)
I feel better doing approaches then I have for the past few days, so I'm ready for the big action this weekend
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 1
# - 2
37. As we were walking from parking to the bars, I opened a mixed 3-set: 2 girls, 1 guy. I open a girl with some pink hair, but her friend is into me so I start focusing on her. She wants to know where a club is, and I say we just came from there, it was kinda lame. Come with us to this new place. So they start walking with us, and I'm talking with the girl and she is complimenting me like crazy on my look and I'm just kino'ing her like crazy. I tell her her hair is good for pulling, and she thinks I said good for porn. I played along for a bit. I run smart tests. We get to our destination, and her friend is too drunk to get in. The guy now starts being very dramatic and angry so I get the number and we leave (# close)
38. Inside the bars, I spent some time standing around staring at nothing. AA is my special friend. As we were leaving one bar, I open 2 cute girls coming in. They like my look, and we are vibing. But I am low energy and am losing control of the frame. I eject (C<5)
39. While talking to these two girls, I see the hottest girl of my life walking by with 2 other girls. Mr. S, Ray, and I talk about how hot she was for a minute. Then I see her again and open her with Sex Last Week. She forgives me for not calling, even though I "broke her heart", and we hug. A guy comes over and puts his arm around her, and starts saying to all 3 girls, let's go back this way. And he pulls them off. Still, a nice hug from a really phucking hot girl. Nice (C<5) Nomad needs some ground control skills apparently
40. Red headed girl walking by. Horse Girl. She is pissed off! And off she walks (B)
41. Horse girl. I calibrate down because she isn't too hot. She is friendly and I chat with her and her friend. The friend starts calling her weird horse girl. Then they split and run off to their groups of friends (C<5) This whole bar seems to be filled with one group of friends
42. We are leaving, and this hot 2-set is walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the street. Ray starts to go in, and then ejects before delivering the opener. They were hot though, so I run in and open one of them with Sex Last Week. It isn't her. I apologize for not calling, I have been busy. She tells me I can stay busy. But her friend, who is actually the better looking of the two, starts asking me questions about being in a band and if she knows me. I tell her I'm in the rolling stones. Haha, you are too young to be in that band. I'm old enough little girl. In fact I'm a dirty old man. You better get far away from me as fast as possible or I'm going to do naughty dirty things to you. So she tells me I should take her number, but she really has to go. We do the number exchange, and she is trying to leave, but I hold her hand and pull her back and still make her practice the call back dialogue (# close)
Off we go to Mel's. There is a seated 2-set, and I go in with the Disney Opener. It sticks. They make some comments like, where did you come from. Heaven. I showed up at their table uninvited. No, this is my table. I come here every night at 2 am and talk to whoever is at this table. I make some mistakes, and just ask where they are from. But I play the name guessing game, and get them to agree to buy me a beverage if I guess correctly. But I don't. They are texting somebody constantly, and I joke that they are texting with each other. I run some identify info, about living in China, and getting foot massages for $3. One of them is ready to move to China that instant. I felt that the conversation was getting platonic and boring, so I left without asking for their numbers (C>5)
I feel better doing approaches then I have for the past few days, so I'm ready for the big action this weekend
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 1
# - 2
Day 2 with High Model
I've been talking with this girl on the phone that I met in Set #6 from March. She works as a waitress at a raw restaurant, and as a nanny. Phone discussion tells me she was a model from age 12 in New York and Miami, and got pregnant at Age 18.
I pick her up at her place at 7. We stop by my place because "I forgot something" and I give her a tour. Then off we go to a raw restaurant that neither of us have been to. I'm kino'ing her leg in the car and sharing some identity stories. I run smart tests in the car, and she is like, are you serious? But she still answers my questions
She tells me how she has gotten in so many car accidents. One time, she made out with a girl at a club, and is driving home drunk. And the girl keeps trying to kiss her while she is driving. And she runs into somebody's front yard and damages their house. She tells another story of her getting drunk kissing some girl friends of hers, and one of her friends boyfriends. I'm generally nonreactive to the story, other than saying oh yeah that stuff is fun. She mentions how she has modeled a lot when she was younger, and talks about her family a bit
We get to the restaurant, and I sit next to her "because it is a little loud in here." But damn does she talk softly. I had to keep leaning in to hear her. I say lets play a game. We each ask the other skeleton in the closet questions, and get to know each other. I start asking some questions that require thought - like when was the last time you were jealous? She answers, but can't think of any questions of her own.
At this point I realize she is probably high. She is really mellow. Not thinking very quickly. And has a short attention span. She apologizes for being "out of it." I ask her is she is high, and she says no. Oh, but I did smoke earlier today...
I am kino'ing her... touching her hands, touching her neck, playing with her hair... she is totally cool with that. I setup a future palm reading, and you can tell she wants to hear this stuff. With that, I say let's bounce. Let's split the check. She only has $2. So I have her agree to make me food later
I start asking more questions - where was the craziest place you have ever had sex... She doesn't know. Now she is feeling a little stupid, and keeps apologizing that she is a boring conversationalist tonight. I say, yeah, well, listen... I really like hugs, so give me the best one you got and if its good then we'll try the conversation again another time. It was the worst hug ever.
I drive a little fast to get her emotions going, and she asks if I am angry. I laugh. She keeps apologizing. Then she says is it OK if you just bring me home? That's what I'm doing lady... She apologizes for giving a lame hug... I just met you... She has to be home at 10 because that is when her nanny leaves. She hugs me good-bye, and says that was a better hug, right? Kinda... cya
Now, this girl has a crazy hot body. She is skinny with a giant rack. However, she says she is 10 pounds heavier than she used to be and some of her friends said she is a little thick. Wow, with a body like that how can you feel so low about it?!
I'm not sure if I'm going to call her again. I'll wait a couple days to figure it out.
I pick her up at her place at 7. We stop by my place because "I forgot something" and I give her a tour. Then off we go to a raw restaurant that neither of us have been to. I'm kino'ing her leg in the car and sharing some identity stories. I run smart tests in the car, and she is like, are you serious? But she still answers my questions
She tells me how she has gotten in so many car accidents. One time, she made out with a girl at a club, and is driving home drunk. And the girl keeps trying to kiss her while she is driving. And she runs into somebody's front yard and damages their house. She tells another story of her getting drunk kissing some girl friends of hers, and one of her friends boyfriends. I'm generally nonreactive to the story, other than saying oh yeah that stuff is fun. She mentions how she has modeled a lot when she was younger, and talks about her family a bit
We get to the restaurant, and I sit next to her "because it is a little loud in here." But damn does she talk softly. I had to keep leaning in to hear her. I say lets play a game. We each ask the other skeleton in the closet questions, and get to know each other. I start asking some questions that require thought - like when was the last time you were jealous? She answers, but can't think of any questions of her own.
At this point I realize she is probably high. She is really mellow. Not thinking very quickly. And has a short attention span. She apologizes for being "out of it." I ask her is she is high, and she says no. Oh, but I did smoke earlier today...
I am kino'ing her... touching her hands, touching her neck, playing with her hair... she is totally cool with that. I setup a future palm reading, and you can tell she wants to hear this stuff. With that, I say let's bounce. Let's split the check. She only has $2. So I have her agree to make me food later
I start asking more questions - where was the craziest place you have ever had sex... She doesn't know. Now she is feeling a little stupid, and keeps apologizing that she is a boring conversationalist tonight. I say, yeah, well, listen... I really like hugs, so give me the best one you got and if its good then we'll try the conversation again another time. It was the worst hug ever.
I drive a little fast to get her emotions going, and she asks if I am angry. I laugh. She keeps apologizing. Then she says is it OK if you just bring me home? That's what I'm doing lady... She apologizes for giving a lame hug... I just met you... She has to be home at 10 because that is when her nanny leaves. She hugs me good-bye, and says that was a better hug, right? Kinda... cya
Now, this girl has a crazy hot body. She is skinny with a giant rack. However, she says she is 10 pounds heavier than she used to be and some of her friends said she is a little thick. Wow, with a body like that how can you feel so low about it?!
I'm not sure if I'm going to call her again. I'll wait a couple days to figure it out.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Dance Club Approaches
Ray was out at a local dance club working out a gig to be a promoter, so I went to meet up with him around 11:30 pm. The door guy is a bit of a prick and I had to pay $20 to get in
Once I do get inside, I am Mr. Creative Avoidance for about 15 minutes. I can be the most creative man on the planet when necessary. But then I get going...
24. Horse girl. Not her. (C<5)
25. Horse girl. Hug. We talk for a couple minutes. She has to go talk to her friend, but "wait right here, I'll be back." I didn't wait. She didn't come back (C<5)
Ray and I start to take turns talking to every girl that leaves the restroom. They are all holding hands and going inside in pairs. The sets became a blur, with only a few memorable ones. It was interesting watching each set from afar. It was a loud environment, and so it was difficult to occupy the attention of a 2-set. Inevitably the 2nd girl would just stop and stand there waiting for her friend. Thus we could both open the same set with no cross-interaction.
26 - 30. Assuming 5 blowouts (B - 5)
31. Ray opens a 2 set. Girl #2 is looking into space. I open her with sexy shoes. She laughs, I get a hug. We start bonding about tattoos, and she is complying by showing me all 6 of hers. I am kino'ing her all over, and she is loving it. Ray's girl leaves, and pulls her away (C>5)
32. Horse Girl. Is this from The Game? No its a story, not a game, so anyway... She keeps going back to the game, that she read it? Oh a smart girl, huh. Well if you are so smart... and into smart tests. And again, back to The Game. So I ask her what this book is about, and if I should read it? Is it a good book? She recommends it. Now her friend says let's go get a drink, and the target says to me, we are going to go get a drink. OK. And I could tell by her body language that she wanted me to go with her... and when I didn't she felt a little awkward, and said OK, so I'll see you around. I was thinking that the interaction was tainted because of her questioning about the book, but it wasn't at all. I should have kept pushing (C<5)
33. A girl is standing alone in the middle of the bar area looking for her friend. I open her with something, and she cuts me off and asks if I've seen her friend and describes her. That sounds exactly like the girl Ray is talking to, so I adjust position so she can't look in that direction, and I offer to help look for her but she has to help me with something first. OK. Disney opener. She loves Disney music. I ask her to sing something from the Lion King for me. She does. I go into smart tests, and she knows what 4x4 is. Then her friend comes in and pulls her into their group (C>5)
34. I open a girl that used to train horses with Horse Girl. Reckon/Yonder. Then the convo gets platonic and boring, and she leaves (C>5)
We leave this club, and head over to Cahuenga to do some street game.
35. I jump out of the car and chase down 2 girls walking to their parked car. Horse Girl. It isn't her, and I positioned myself awkwardly so couldn't get the hug from the target. The friend was a big sloppy drunk and angry, and didn't like me asking that question. But the target was friendly and was a bit frustrated dealing with her friends state. Ah well, they have to go and I eject (C<5)
36. I opened one set. Horse Girl. She is angry. (B)
Overall a pretty poor night, but it was fun just opening every girl leaving the restroom.
Summary:
B - 6
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 3
Once I do get inside, I am Mr. Creative Avoidance for about 15 minutes. I can be the most creative man on the planet when necessary. But then I get going...
24. Horse girl. Not her. (C<5)
25. Horse girl. Hug. We talk for a couple minutes. She has to go talk to her friend, but "wait right here, I'll be back." I didn't wait. She didn't come back (C<5)
Ray and I start to take turns talking to every girl that leaves the restroom. They are all holding hands and going inside in pairs. The sets became a blur, with only a few memorable ones. It was interesting watching each set from afar. It was a loud environment, and so it was difficult to occupy the attention of a 2-set. Inevitably the 2nd girl would just stop and stand there waiting for her friend. Thus we could both open the same set with no cross-interaction.
26 - 30. Assuming 5 blowouts (B - 5)
31. Ray opens a 2 set. Girl #2 is looking into space. I open her with sexy shoes. She laughs, I get a hug. We start bonding about tattoos, and she is complying by showing me all 6 of hers. I am kino'ing her all over, and she is loving it. Ray's girl leaves, and pulls her away (C>5)
32. Horse Girl. Is this from The Game? No its a story, not a game, so anyway... She keeps going back to the game, that she read it? Oh a smart girl, huh. Well if you are so smart... and into smart tests. And again, back to The Game. So I ask her what this book is about, and if I should read it? Is it a good book? She recommends it. Now her friend says let's go get a drink, and the target says to me, we are going to go get a drink. OK. And I could tell by her body language that she wanted me to go with her... and when I didn't she felt a little awkward, and said OK, so I'll see you around. I was thinking that the interaction was tainted because of her questioning about the book, but it wasn't at all. I should have kept pushing (C<5)
33. A girl is standing alone in the middle of the bar area looking for her friend. I open her with something, and she cuts me off and asks if I've seen her friend and describes her. That sounds exactly like the girl Ray is talking to, so I adjust position so she can't look in that direction, and I offer to help look for her but she has to help me with something first. OK. Disney opener. She loves Disney music. I ask her to sing something from the Lion King for me. She does. I go into smart tests, and she knows what 4x4 is. Then her friend comes in and pulls her into their group (C>5)
34. I open a girl that used to train horses with Horse Girl. Reckon/Yonder. Then the convo gets platonic and boring, and she leaves (C>5)
We leave this club, and head over to Cahuenga to do some street game.
35. I jump out of the car and chase down 2 girls walking to their parked car. Horse Girl. It isn't her, and I positioned myself awkwardly so couldn't get the hug from the target. The friend was a big sloppy drunk and angry, and didn't like me asking that question. But the target was friendly and was a bit frustrated dealing with her friends state. Ah well, they have to go and I eject (C<5)
36. I opened one set. Horse Girl. She is angry. (B)
Overall a pretty poor night, but it was fun just opening every girl leaving the restroom.
Summary:
B - 6
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 3
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Running Trail Game
I've starting getting back into my 5k/day running regime, and occasionally see cute girls on the trail. Today was no exception
23. This cute blond and I were running towards each other, and we smile at each other and say hello. We are near the end of the trail, so she needs to do a U-turn and I slow down. As she is approaching, I ask her if she is following me, and she says she is, and she wants to listen to my music. I have my iPhone blasting without headphones so we run side by side for a bit
I didn't really run any scripts, but I guessed where she was from and we talked about me being new to town and just discovering this trail. My name is Brad Pitt. She laughs. This is where our paths diverge, and I don't go for the #. Weak (C>5)
23. This cute blond and I were running towards each other, and we smile at each other and say hello. We are near the end of the trail, so she needs to do a U-turn and I slow down. As she is approaching, I ask her if she is following me, and she says she is, and she wants to listen to my music. I have my iPhone blasting without headphones so we run side by side for a bit
I didn't really run any scripts, but I guessed where she was from and we talked about me being new to town and just discovering this trail. My name is Brad Pitt. She laughs. This is where our paths diverge, and I don't go for the #. Weak (C>5)
Random Tuesday Approaches
Alas, I haven't been out gaming in awhile, and I was feeling a little rusty
Ray and I roll to Target.
21. Horse girl. She doesn't stop, and smiles over her shoulder as she says she doesn't like horses (B)
22. This really cute girl in thigh high stockings and the worlds shortest mini-skirt is roaming around. I hesitate. I hesitate again. And yes, I hesitate a 3rd time. But in I go with Horse Girl. I get the hug. I choke on my own words. She takes off (C<5)
We head out to a few bars at midnight. I open no sets, but wing Ray in a couple. I don't count these as sets since I didn't open
Ray opens 2 girls coming out of the bathroom. Girl #2 is this full sized black woman with f'd up teeth. But she loves me from the time she lays eyes on me, and starts touching me. My friend Roger More calls these girls training pigs, and I am in training after all... so I flirt with her and make her give me a kiss on the cheek. Ray's girl is not happy with him, and now they have joined her boyfriend, and he tells me that my boys pickup line is weak and disrespectful. I start teasing his girl a bit, and she starts touching me. We bounce
In the next bar there is 1 reasonable set, which is a 2 girl / 1 guy mixed set. Ray's current opener of choice is Sex last Week, and I joke that he should open the guy with it. So he does. It is pretty hilarious, as the guy plays along. The two girls are like WTF! I start talking to one of the girls, and she is like, "I know what's going on here." We start chatting, and I start running my routine on her. She keeps interrupting with crap like where are you from? what do you do? We talk about music, and how we should start a band together, and how she can't be fantasizing about me because we don't want to end up like Fleetwood Mac. But god damn, this girl is boring boring BORING!!! We leave
We drive back towards home and stop off at another bar. There are a bunch of girls inside. 2 sets, 3 sets, solo fliers. But I don't open any of them.
Outside, a guy from Hell night recognizes me. He is big in the BDSM scene, and reminds me of some clubs to hit up to find goth and punk girls on Fridays and Saturdays. Meanwhile, Ray is working on his girlfriend. He keeps looking at them, and then continues to talk to me. I can tell he is a little uncomfortable, as Ray is kino'ing the shit out of his girl. So I start to shift my position so it becomes harder and harder for him to look, and I never looked in their direction so he wouldn't follow my eyes. Eventually, Ray makes out with her so my wingman duties were fulfilled! Yeah!
Summary: AA - 1, Nomad - 0
B - 1
C<5 - 1
Ray and I roll to Target.
21. Horse girl. She doesn't stop, and smiles over her shoulder as she says she doesn't like horses (B)
22. This really cute girl in thigh high stockings and the worlds shortest mini-skirt is roaming around. I hesitate. I hesitate again. And yes, I hesitate a 3rd time. But in I go with Horse Girl. I get the hug. I choke on my own words. She takes off (C<5)
We head out to a few bars at midnight. I open no sets, but wing Ray in a couple. I don't count these as sets since I didn't open
Ray opens 2 girls coming out of the bathroom. Girl #2 is this full sized black woman with f'd up teeth. But she loves me from the time she lays eyes on me, and starts touching me. My friend Roger More calls these girls training pigs, and I am in training after all... so I flirt with her and make her give me a kiss on the cheek. Ray's girl is not happy with him, and now they have joined her boyfriend, and he tells me that my boys pickup line is weak and disrespectful. I start teasing his girl a bit, and she starts touching me. We bounce
In the next bar there is 1 reasonable set, which is a 2 girl / 1 guy mixed set. Ray's current opener of choice is Sex last Week, and I joke that he should open the guy with it. So he does. It is pretty hilarious, as the guy plays along. The two girls are like WTF! I start talking to one of the girls, and she is like, "I know what's going on here." We start chatting, and I start running my routine on her. She keeps interrupting with crap like where are you from? what do you do? We talk about music, and how we should start a band together, and how she can't be fantasizing about me because we don't want to end up like Fleetwood Mac. But god damn, this girl is boring boring BORING!!! We leave
We drive back towards home and stop off at another bar. There are a bunch of girls inside. 2 sets, 3 sets, solo fliers. But I don't open any of them.
Outside, a guy from Hell night recognizes me. He is big in the BDSM scene, and reminds me of some clubs to hit up to find goth and punk girls on Fridays and Saturdays. Meanwhile, Ray is working on his girlfriend. He keeps looking at them, and then continues to talk to me. I can tell he is a little uncomfortable, as Ray is kino'ing the shit out of his girl. So I start to shift my position so it becomes harder and harder for him to look, and I never looked in their direction so he wouldn't follow my eyes. Eventually, Ray makes out with her so my wingman duties were fulfilled! Yeah!
Summary: AA - 1, Nomad - 0
B - 1
C<5 - 1
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Rooftop Club Game
I flew back into town to get into an exclusive club with a promoter friend. I was a little rusty, and also feeling some AA after having done no approaches for several days
It took about 30 minutes before we could get in, and it was cold outside. And then being a rooftop deck, it was cold "inside." I wasn't feeling it, and just sat down for a few minutes to chill and take in the new environment.
15. Then... into my first 2 set. Do I look gay? They laugh. I drop into normal conversation and they get bored. My voice is too soft to command their attention, and they wander off... (C<5)
16. 4-set. Do I look gay? For the first time ever, one of the girls says yes. Nice. I have reached a new milestone! Feedback is that the guys were jealous, or that I look good and gay guys will hit on anything that they like. Double nice. I ask the hottest of the 4 if we know each other, and she busts out that maybe I know her husband. One of the other girls is getting married, and this is her bachelorette thing. I eject (C<5)
17. I open a 3-set at the bar with Pointy Shoes. The target thinks that is gross, and back turns me. I reciprocate (B)
18. I'm standing at the bar, when this 2-set pushes their way in. I accuse the girl of being one of my aggressive fans, and she says "I'm not really familiar with LA clubs, but I really love your look. You are so sexy." She says this with her lips a half inch from mine. So I put my tongue down her throat. Logistically, her friend is pulling her away to go home, so I grab the # (# close / kiss close)
19. I open a mixed 5-set with Pointy Shoes. The friends all jump in, including this dude, and basically push me away. Physically. Now that is what I call a blow-out! Haha (B)
20. I open a 3-set with Pointy Shoes, and mid-set the promoter comes in with other friends, and says hi to me and says I'm cool. Suddenly, one of the girls in the set goes from not caring if I exist to smiling at me and introducing herself. Later, she walks by and says have a good night as she was leaving. I should have # closed, but I just said so long. Dumb. (C<5)
I help Mr. S with a 3 set he opened, and bond with the sister over childhood memories. Mr. S and I end of bantering with the alpha female who is vocal about how she needs some cock because she hasn't gotten any in 4 months. She was fugly, so I wasn't gonna break that streak for her.
Overall, a slow night for me. Once I got over my AA, I was quickly back to feeling good and social. My first makeout in a club, so it was a good night. This was supposed to be a high end deal, but the girls weren't really any hotter and gave the same reactions as girls in other places, so that was a good realization for me. They are all the same
B - 2
C<5 - 3
# - 1
It took about 30 minutes before we could get in, and it was cold outside. And then being a rooftop deck, it was cold "inside." I wasn't feeling it, and just sat down for a few minutes to chill and take in the new environment.
15. Then... into my first 2 set. Do I look gay? They laugh. I drop into normal conversation and they get bored. My voice is too soft to command their attention, and they wander off... (C<5)
16. 4-set. Do I look gay? For the first time ever, one of the girls says yes. Nice. I have reached a new milestone! Feedback is that the guys were jealous, or that I look good and gay guys will hit on anything that they like. Double nice. I ask the hottest of the 4 if we know each other, and she busts out that maybe I know her husband. One of the other girls is getting married, and this is her bachelorette thing. I eject (C<5)
17. I open a 3-set at the bar with Pointy Shoes. The target thinks that is gross, and back turns me. I reciprocate (B)
18. I'm standing at the bar, when this 2-set pushes their way in. I accuse the girl of being one of my aggressive fans, and she says "I'm not really familiar with LA clubs, but I really love your look. You are so sexy." She says this with her lips a half inch from mine. So I put my tongue down her throat. Logistically, her friend is pulling her away to go home, so I grab the # (# close / kiss close)
19. I open a mixed 5-set with Pointy Shoes. The friends all jump in, including this dude, and basically push me away. Physically. Now that is what I call a blow-out! Haha (B)
20. I open a 3-set with Pointy Shoes, and mid-set the promoter comes in with other friends, and says hi to me and says I'm cool. Suddenly, one of the girls in the set goes from not caring if I exist to smiling at me and introducing herself. Later, she walks by and says have a good night as she was leaving. I should have # closed, but I just said so long. Dumb. (C<5)
I help Mr. S with a 3 set he opened, and bond with the sister over childhood memories. Mr. S and I end of bantering with the alpha female who is vocal about how she needs some cock because she hasn't gotten any in 4 months. She was fugly, so I wasn't gonna break that streak for her.
Overall, a slow night for me. Once I got over my AA, I was quickly back to feeling good and social. My first makeout in a club, so it was a good night. This was supposed to be a high end deal, but the girls weren't really any hotter and gave the same reactions as girls in other places, so that was a good realization for me. They are all the same
B - 2
C<5 - 3
# - 1
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Travel Day Game
I'm in a different city today, walking around downtown.
14. A girl opens me with "I think I'm in love with you. I really like your look" Is that an IOI? Haha. I think my look is really getting some results, and she compliments all sorts of parts of me
So I immediately put my arm around her and pull her in, and start running smart tests. She passes, so I ask her if she wants to be my new 9th girlfriend...
Your new one? What happened to the old 9th girlfriend?
I have a lot of love to give. I understand that, love expands...
Her name is Zoot. I say Bad Zoot, and give her a little smack on the ass. That might be geek humor, but it worked for her.
She asks my name. Brad Pitt. She plays along for awhile, and asks where I live. LA of course. Of course. I'm only in town for a few days, etc, etc...
I have to run to a meeting, and she is far from hot, but I ask for her # for the practice. As it were, she doesn't want to give it to me. (C>5)
14. A girl opens me with "I think I'm in love with you. I really like your look" Is that an IOI? Haha. I think my look is really getting some results, and she compliments all sorts of parts of me
So I immediately put my arm around her and pull her in, and start running smart tests. She passes, so I ask her if she wants to be my new 9th girlfriend...
Your new one? What happened to the old 9th girlfriend?
I have a lot of love to give. I understand that, love expands...
Her name is Zoot. I say Bad Zoot, and give her a little smack on the ass. That might be geek humor, but it worked for her.
She asks my name. Brad Pitt. She plays along for awhile, and asks where I live. LA of course. Of course. I'm only in town for a few days, etc, etc...
I have to run to a meeting, and she is far from hot, but I ask for her # for the practice. As it were, she doesn't want to give it to me. (C>5)
Light Day Game
Ray and I went to the 3rd Street Promenade after a light snack. There is nothing like day game to aide digestion
7. Random girl standing at magazine stand. Horse girl. She isn't her, but gives me a hug. Then walks off (C<5)
8. A girl is speed walking down the promenade. I take off in pursuit. She gives me a walking hug, then runs off (C<5)
9. Into B&N - Horse Girl - Hug - she walks off (C<5)
10. Into some women's clothing store - Sexy shoes - bye (C<5)
11. Into the Apple store - HG - Hug - sales person is ready for her now, so bye (C<5)
12. Into a convenience store - HG - I realize she is about 15 once I started talking, so I calibrate down and eject (C<5)
13. A girl that had been belly dancing is now carting her stuff off, and I get into step beside her. Do you like horses? They like me too. She speaks so softly that I can hardly hear her, and she won't turn her head to look at me. How can a belly dancer be so stiff?! It feels awkward, and I walk off (B)
There were so many sets that I didn't open and didn't approach, as I was having some weird kind of AA. I had a hard time getting into state.
Ray gets props for opening girls with Sex Last Week
B - 1
C<5 - 6
7. Random girl standing at magazine stand. Horse girl. She isn't her, but gives me a hug. Then walks off (C<5)
8. A girl is speed walking down the promenade. I take off in pursuit. She gives me a walking hug, then runs off (C<5)
9. Into B&N - Horse Girl - Hug - she walks off (C<5)
10. Into some women's clothing store - Sexy shoes - bye (C<5)
11. Into the Apple store - HG - Hug - sales person is ready for her now, so bye (C<5)
12. Into a convenience store - HG - I realize she is about 15 once I started talking, so I calibrate down and eject (C<5)
13. A girl that had been belly dancing is now carting her stuff off, and I get into step beside her. Do you like horses? They like me too. She speaks so softly that I can hardly hear her, and she won't turn her head to look at me. How can a belly dancer be so stiff?! It feels awkward, and I walk off (B)
There were so many sets that I didn't open and didn't approach, as I was having some weird kind of AA. I had a hard time getting into state.
Ray gets props for opening girls with Sex Last Week
B - 1
C<5 - 6
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Sunday Day Game at Melrose and The Grove
What a beautiful day in LA! Sunny and 85 degrees, which means beautiful women are out in droves...
I head to Melrose with Mr. S to do a little shopping. In a jewelry store, I run some game on the hired gun who is a little Japanese girl.
1. When we walked into this store, HBAsian does the standard store girl bit about can she help us. I could tell from the accent that she was Japanese, so I asked her if she was from Japan, and then spouted off some Japanese phrases. She asked where I have been in Japan, so we talked about that for a bit, then she asked if I was in a band. Maybe. What instrument do you think I would play? Guitar. What is it about guitar players that you find so attractive? Haha. OK, so I am in a band... the Rolling Stones. Haha. No, I just sleep on my band friends couches and steal their drugs and girls. But you and I should start a band... she is already in a band, and her sister is the guitar player. I start checking out some sunglasses, and tell her I only buy things that are 50% off. She can't help. I thumb wrestle her for a discount. This is her first time thumbwrestling, so I beat her mercilessly. We joke around some more, and she asks if I am really in a band. I already told you that, aren't you paying attention? Haha. I go for the #, but no dice. She gives me her bands myspace and invites us to her show. I give her a hug good-bye, and off we go (C>5)
2. As we are walking up to another shop, I see this smoking hot girl smoking a cigarette out front. She finishes, and walks back inside the store. In I go...
And I accuse her of being a dick stomper. She loves it. Shedding Cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her qualities include singing and dancing, as she does ballet. I ask her to sing for me. She is too shy. So I ask her to do some ballet. She complies. I ask for her #. No. 49 times. No, but if you come back and talk to me more then we can discuss it. She interacts with a couple customers. I run the Tom Hanks routine, but with Bruce Willis. She says she thinks I do look like him. We are leaving now, and she says she didn't catch my name. Brad Pitt. We vibe, and I give her my real name. Then I tell her, OK, come out from behind that counter and give me a hug. She does. And off I roll. I need to make it back to that place for sure (C>5)
Off to The Grove.
3. I open a seated 2-set with Do I look Gay? It sticks great. They are from out of town. Smart tests. Brad Pitt. Vibed on common backgrounds. Hollywood tourism banter. I tell the target we should hang out tomorrow and see Hollywood. She agrees. # exchange (# close)
4. I open a girl with HG. Hug. She has to go (C<5)
5. 2 HB10 russians. HG. I'm part way through the opener, and she says "You are done!" I am so done, but I feel really bad about it. No, you are done! Yeah, I am really done, but can you forgive me?! She walks away speaking russian (Blowout)
6. Later in the night, I stop by a restaurant, and banter with the waitress. No game or anything, just some general humor. I invite her and her friends to a Sunday bbq. (# close)
I was pretty high energy today, and was having a ton of fun just bantering with women today.
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 2
I head to Melrose with Mr. S to do a little shopping. In a jewelry store, I run some game on the hired gun who is a little Japanese girl.
1. When we walked into this store, HBAsian does the standard store girl bit about can she help us. I could tell from the accent that she was Japanese, so I asked her if she was from Japan, and then spouted off some Japanese phrases. She asked where I have been in Japan, so we talked about that for a bit, then she asked if I was in a band. Maybe. What instrument do you think I would play? Guitar. What is it about guitar players that you find so attractive? Haha. OK, so I am in a band... the Rolling Stones. Haha. No, I just sleep on my band friends couches and steal their drugs and girls. But you and I should start a band... she is already in a band, and her sister is the guitar player. I start checking out some sunglasses, and tell her I only buy things that are 50% off. She can't help. I thumb wrestle her for a discount. This is her first time thumbwrestling, so I beat her mercilessly. We joke around some more, and she asks if I am really in a band. I already told you that, aren't you paying attention? Haha. I go for the #, but no dice. She gives me her bands myspace and invites us to her show. I give her a hug good-bye, and off we go (C>5)
2. As we are walking up to another shop, I see this smoking hot girl smoking a cigarette out front. She finishes, and walks back inside the store. In I go...
And I accuse her of being a dick stomper. She loves it. Shedding Cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her qualities include singing and dancing, as she does ballet. I ask her to sing for me. She is too shy. So I ask her to do some ballet. She complies. I ask for her #. No. 49 times. No, but if you come back and talk to me more then we can discuss it. She interacts with a couple customers. I run the Tom Hanks routine, but with Bruce Willis. She says she thinks I do look like him. We are leaving now, and she says she didn't catch my name. Brad Pitt. We vibe, and I give her my real name. Then I tell her, OK, come out from behind that counter and give me a hug. She does. And off I roll. I need to make it back to that place for sure (C>5)
Off to The Grove.
3. I open a seated 2-set with Do I look Gay? It sticks great. They are from out of town. Smart tests. Brad Pitt. Vibed on common backgrounds. Hollywood tourism banter. I tell the target we should hang out tomorrow and see Hollywood. She agrees. # exchange (# close)
4. I open a girl with HG. Hug. She has to go (C<5)
5. 2 HB10 russians. HG. I'm part way through the opener, and she says "You are done!" I am so done, but I feel really bad about it. No, you are done! Yeah, I am really done, but can you forgive me?! She walks away speaking russian (Blowout)
6. Later in the night, I stop by a restaurant, and banter with the waitress. No game or anything, just some general humor. I invite her and her friends to a Sunday bbq. (# close)
I was pretty high energy today, and was having a ton of fun just bantering with women today.
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 2
Month 1 Stats
28 days, 121 approaches
Blowouts = 13 (10.7%)
C<5 = 59 (48.8%)
C>5 = 24 (19.8%)
#/email = 24 (19.8%)
Full = 1 (00.8%)
Total = 121 (100%)
Blowouts = 13 (10.7%)
C<5 = 59 (48.8%)
C>5 = 24 (19.8%)
#/email = 24 (19.8%)
Full = 1 (00.8%)
Total = 121 (100%)
Last Day of Month #1 - Carpet Bomb Frat Boy bar
Tonight was awesome, which was a great way to end Month #1. I went out with Ray and Mr. S to Happy Endings, and we just approached every set with the same opener. I used the "Do I look gay?" opener, and tweaked it a little each time. It basically goes like this:
Do I look gay?
Yes, no, whatever...
OK, these two guys said I look gay. Why do you think they would say that?
Blah blah blah
OK, I think the reason they said it, is cuz I'm like a Calvin Klein model. Check out this look I just did for Prada...
This usually gets a laugh, and then I transition from there.
A lot of the feedback I got was "they said that because they were jealous." That sounds like an IOI to me!
I tweaked it a little bit later to suggest that the gay guys thought I was hot.
Of all the sets I opened tonight, only a few are really memorable, with the rest being less than 5 minute conversations (Perhaps 10 of them)
1 set at the Bar. She is from England. We chat for 10 minutes while she is ordering a drink. I ejected prematurely, but I run Brad Pitt, Shedding Cat, Smart/Hot/Rich. (C>5)
I opened a seated 3-set, of course with the gay opener. They are not into my look, not liking my facial hair, and not afraid to let me know. They also were not fans of my clothes, and went into full fashion critique. None of this is phasing me at all, and I just keep running my material. One minute they are being bitchy, and the next they are responding to Smart Tests, telling me what 4x4 is and the capital of washington state. I tell the target that I only like Smart/Hot/Rich girls, and she is shocked that anybody would say that. But I guess it is hollywood... Still, I keep plowing. Then, the really bitchy girl says, listen guy, I am only in town this last night and these are my friends and I want to talk with them. I say, that is the worst line ever! Now she is offering proof, and shows me her college ID and her Minnesota drivers license. Suddenly, since I am from MN, we are best friends, and I'm hugging her and we are chatting. But, I totally respected that she wanted to talk to her friends and left (like a dumbass! Hello!) But we run into them later, and MN girl opens me, and I introduce them to Ray as the cast of Mean Girls! The target doesn't like being referred to as Lindsay Lohan, but we hug it out. But did I ask for the #? Did I suggest bouncing to the next spot? No!!! Loser! (C>5)
After we leave the bar, we head to Mel's. Outside, I open a seated 2-set with Do I look gay. (C<5) Then, a girl opens me, wants my photo. I make her give me a kiss first. Then she gives me her email, but whispers that she has a boyfriend. (Email) Then, I open a 2-set (possibly mixed 3-set) with dick stompers, and it sticks like gold. I pull these girls into our table, and we chat with them for over an hour. I run game on this Japanese/Brazilian girl, who is really really stiff, who lives in Riverside. I decide I'm not interested, and don't ask for the # when we leave. Ray gets it for future arm candy for getting into clubs. (C>5)
Total sets:
B - 0
C<5 - 11
C>5 - 3
#/email - 2
Do I look gay?
Yes, no, whatever...
OK, these two guys said I look gay. Why do you think they would say that?
Blah blah blah
OK, I think the reason they said it, is cuz I'm like a Calvin Klein model. Check out this look I just did for Prada...
This usually gets a laugh, and then I transition from there.
A lot of the feedback I got was "they said that because they were jealous." That sounds like an IOI to me!
I tweaked it a little bit later to suggest that the gay guys thought I was hot.
Of all the sets I opened tonight, only a few are really memorable, with the rest being less than 5 minute conversations (Perhaps 10 of them)
1 set at the Bar. She is from England. We chat for 10 minutes while she is ordering a drink. I ejected prematurely, but I run Brad Pitt, Shedding Cat, Smart/Hot/Rich. (C>5)
I opened a seated 3-set, of course with the gay opener. They are not into my look, not liking my facial hair, and not afraid to let me know. They also were not fans of my clothes, and went into full fashion critique. None of this is phasing me at all, and I just keep running my material. One minute they are being bitchy, and the next they are responding to Smart Tests, telling me what 4x4 is and the capital of washington state. I tell the target that I only like Smart/Hot/Rich girls, and she is shocked that anybody would say that. But I guess it is hollywood... Still, I keep plowing. Then, the really bitchy girl says, listen guy, I am only in town this last night and these are my friends and I want to talk with them. I say, that is the worst line ever! Now she is offering proof, and shows me her college ID and her Minnesota drivers license. Suddenly, since I am from MN, we are best friends, and I'm hugging her and we are chatting. But, I totally respected that she wanted to talk to her friends and left (like a dumbass! Hello!) But we run into them later, and MN girl opens me, and I introduce them to Ray as the cast of Mean Girls! The target doesn't like being referred to as Lindsay Lohan, but we hug it out. But did I ask for the #? Did I suggest bouncing to the next spot? No!!! Loser! (C>5)
After we leave the bar, we head to Mel's. Outside, I open a seated 2-set with Do I look gay. (C<5) Then, a girl opens me, wants my photo. I make her give me a kiss first. Then she gives me her email, but whispers that she has a boyfriend. (Email) Then, I open a 2-set (possibly mixed 3-set) with dick stompers, and it sticks like gold. I pull these girls into our table, and we chat with them for over an hour. I run game on this Japanese/Brazilian girl, who is really really stiff, who lives in Riverside. I decide I'm not interested, and don't ask for the # when we leave. Ray gets it for future arm candy for getting into clubs. (C>5)
Total sets:
B - 0
C<5 - 11
C>5 - 3
#/email - 2
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