Friday AA

It's 11:30, and we arrive at a local frat boy bar. I immediately open the first 3 sets I see

Set #1 - horse girl - "I'm not her!" - She wouldn't even listen to the contingencies, and she just runs off to see her friends (blowout)

Set #2 - eyeliner - I open these two ugly girls that were standing next to me, who I saw checking me out. They offer me some opinions, and I say thanks and leave. (C<5)

Set #3 - sexy shoes - a fiesty girl and her friend. Fiesty girl interrupts me 3 or 4 times, and I plow. She asks if this line works on a lot of girls. I got laid 300 times this month from that line alone, plow plow plow. She says that's gross. I roll into the next routine, but the music is loud and I am not speaking loud enough. She asks me to repeat myself. I tease her for pretending she can't hear, but I think she truly can't. Now I find myself leaning in to talk with her. She asks if I ate onions tonight. I say no, I'm testing out this new onion flavored chewing gum. She's the first one to offer any opinion. I ask her friend if the fiesty girl is always like this? Yes. I vibe with the friend a little bit, as she is friendly, and we talk about getting some piercings. I compliment her and say an eyebrow piercing would look good on her, and she is really appreciative. I may have just sold an eyebrow piercing, ha ha. The fiesty girl says she wants to see me use that line on other people to see if it works. I tell her that she has to buy me a drink before I can consider any fan requests. My wing comes in and I feel all warmed up, so I use this time to eject. Later girls (C>5)

Now, I'm standing around like a douche bag. I walked through the whole bar, and saw no "easy sets" and started creatively avoiding talking to anybody. I chat with Ray a bit. Then he opens a mixed set, so I open the set next to me. I'll call her HBEightyPounds. I love these skinny girls. Horse girl. She plays along. We hug. She has to go back to her friends with drinks, but she stays and chats and asks my name. Brad Pitt. She says she doesn't think Brad is hot. She asks where I'm from. She's been there and tells a story. Now she really needs to go back to her friends but I like talking with you. I tell her that I might come find her later, if she is lucky. She laughs. More later.

As I'm walking by, 3 blonds open me because they like my look. I give one of them a big hug of appreciation, and start some banter. One of the friends starts acting goofy and a bit bitchy towards me and trying to get all of the attention, and I say Oh, that is so cool that you hang out with retarded kids. She says I'm not retarded, I just have no reason to like you. I throw back, you're not really impressing me so far. I'll give you 3 seconds to win me over. Go! She says that she is just joking and that I seem "nice." I go back to my target and start running smart/hot/rich. She works for Disney, so I roll into the disney opener. She claims to be really smart. Now friend #3 comes in and says Let's Go! and they just move about 20 feet away (C>5)

Once again, I run into HBEightyPounds. She is looking for her friends, and she asks me if I want to come upstairs with her. I say, this is my first time here and I haven't checked out upstairs yet, so sure. She grabs my hand and leads me upstairs, but when we arrive she doesn't like it. She is a bit intense actually. So she asks if I smoke, and I say no but I could use some fresh air. So we walk out to the smoking area and start chatting. Let the frame control battles begin! She asks why I'm in LA. Just some work stuff. What do you do? Guess... Oh no, I don't play those games, and I definitely don't play the age game. OK, I'll guess first. I guess you are 25. She likes that guess, but it is low. We go back and forth, back and forth. Then she tells me her real age. I won't tell her mine, but then she says please. So I tell her. We have several stories that each of us are sharing, and she asks me a few times, is this the short version of this story? I say yes, and keep telling. Then a few times, I ask her the same thing. This is fun. She makes the point of saying a few times that she has a guy, and she is content with the guy she is fucking, and so on and so forth. I tell her she is in my friend zone. I'm having a problem running routines, because they aren't coming into my head! But we are having fun just sparring with each other. I talk about living overseas, and use that as an excuse to do full body kino like we are standing on a subway in Tokyo. I take her passport out of her purse and comment about all the places she has been and joke about her photo. She needs to go to the bathroom, so this time I grab her wrist and walk through the crowd to take her to the bathroom. More later

I'm once again standing around like a douche, so I walk and go outside and open 2 girls with Disney. Girl #1 asks if this is a pickup line. Because if it is, its a really good one! She says to her friend, isn't that a really good question?! She agrees. So we vibe on Disney. She has the attention span of a gnat, and keeps getting distracted by people walking by or whatever. I tease her for having ADD. There is a guy standing on the edge luring like a stalker, and I think he is with these 2 girl. They think he is with me. He is creepy. But the second girl starts talking to him, so I have 1:1 time with my target. Girl #2 eventually pulls away my target to leave, so letting that guy into the conversation didn't really work out so well. Also though, knowing she has ADD, I probably shouldn't have started Smart/Hot/Rich with the straight forward question of "Are you smart?" Ha. She didn't like it. (C>5)

I run into HBEightyPounds again, and I ask her if she has email. This is part of a yes ladder to the phone #, and I wanted to try it. She says this conversation is probably best had outside, so off we go outside again. We go for the email exchange, and she says it is better to text her. So I take the number, and call her, and she saves it in her phone book. I make her promise to be excited when I call. She agrees, on one condition, and starts telling me this long story about how she doesn't always listen to voicemail or return phone calls, but text is good. I cut her off and ask if there is a short version of this story :). Text Me. We hug, and I head out. (# close)

Ray and I are standing outside when this girl from Kentucky opens me because she likes my look. She wants to touch my facial hair. Normally I tell people they need to buy me a drink, but we are outside the bar. I should have said that she had to give me a kiss, which is what I will do next time. Anyway, I got some good kino out of it, and all right in front of HBEightyPounds. I also should have gone into reckon/yonder. She is in town visiting, and her friends just got the car from valet, so off they go (C<5)


Overall, I had some bad AA tonight. I think this was due to a large percentage of mixed sets. I also ran very little scripted routines, as they just weren't coming to me. Wtf. So overall, a poor night for game progress, but I did get one # from a hot girl

B - 1
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 3
# - 1