Cahuenga Night Game

Saturday night, and we roll out to Cahuenga.

Before heading out, we made a whole foods run, and I did one set in the frozen foods section... horse girl, shedding cat, idle chit chat, go for the #... And she won't have it. I joke about only calling her 49 times, and she says she has a boyfriend. DD routine, and she says "a first date will never happen." Ouch. See ya (C<5)

Then out to Big Wangs, and I open a seated two set with Monster Truck. One of the girls is 5 feet tall, and would totally date a guy with a monster truck, but would require that a foot stool be involved. Lol! Brad Pitt... The Truck Lover also has bar name, but her friend is totally confused about why anybody would have a bar name. So we give her one, Jezebel. I then do the shedding cat routine on jezebel, and she asks me "Does this stuff really work on girls?!" All the time. Plow plow plow. We chat, then I run the blender routine. She negotiates an upgrade to the blender to a "nice non-stick skillet." OK, I can work with that. Then I tell her she can't get wet, and she is like OMG! Why even go there! Does this really work on girls?!

So I play along, and say we can talk about the weather, or do you come here often, or what do you do? And it turns out she wants to talk about her job. I cut her off, cuz this is really boring, and it turns out we both moved to LA from the same city. Then, she and her friend need to run off to the bathroom (C>5)

Then we are off to the next bar. I opened a 2 set, drunk birthday girl. I do sexy shoes, shedding cat, who cuts your hair, 8 girlfriends. She says she is looking for a no strings attached thing, and has 2 boyfriends. No commitment. Not into boys right now. This was really a perfect situation, as she was really sexually expressive, and drunk, but I was having a hard time building and holding attraction. She kept grabbing her girlfriend and talking about how much she loves her. I ejected like a pussy (C>5)

I opened a girl with horse girl. Got the hug. I get the hug all the time now. She is in a bachelorette party, and I congratulate the bride. (C<5)

I reopened the group unknowingly later with monster truck, which went well. But some of the girls are from the east coast and totally ready to sleep because of jet lag. Total low energy (C<5)

2 set opened with horse girl. The horse girl gives me a hug, but is not into more conversation. So I chat with the friend, and bond with her a bit based on common background. I run shedding cat, and she laughs. She agrees to bring her own lint roller. I ask for the #, but her friend is pulling her to the bathroom, but she says she'll be back... Right. 10 minutes later, I go up to her and tell her I'm leaving, but give me your number. Her friend says she has a boyfriend. But she gives me the #. (# close)

I text later in the night and she replies "horse girl says hello."

Walking through the crowd, I get bumped by this girl that is 6 inches taller than me. I accuse her of being violent and she is uber-apologetic. I run sexy shoes on her, and get the hug. Brad Pitt. She plays along. The whole time she is talking she is bending her knees to come down to my level. I didn't know how to read that, and I did the same, pretending I was shorter. Stop, I'm embarrassed as it is about my height... Oops. Then I run the cat routine. And then who cuts your hair. She didn't like me pulling her hair, and turns her back. (C>5)

I see her later and yell out her pretend name and she yells back Brad Pitt, but she is surrounded by a group of guys and they pull her back in.

We head over to Burgundy room, but it is all dudes. I do a street set, and the girl cuts me off with Your Friend already asked me that. Oh really, I have another... but they ran off (B)

We end up at a place i haven't been yet (Citizen Smith?) and it has a ton of hot girls and a great outdoor area. I open one set with sexy shoes, and the girl I deliver it to isn't so hot. So I switch to her friend, and the sexy shoe girl leaves us alone. I was getting no compliance so I did a little back turn, and she pulls me back in by asking where I am from. We chat. She says I'm full of shit. I absurdify. She says she is full of shit too. Then she has to go sit down because her feet hurt. (C>5)

I open a two set at the bar. Absolutely zero attraction. I am throwing routines out there, and I am getting nothing. We are at the bar, and the friend says let's go get a drink... stepping two steps away. Nice. (C>5)

There may be one or two additional sets mixed in, but they are unmemorable.

Summary:
I was higher energy tonight, but having little attraction from anybody.
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 5
# - 1