Warmup Night for Workshop #3

We rolled out with the new guys to a local frat bar

44. I'm in the door 3 seconds, and a girl opens me by touching my facial hair. Hey, that shit ain't free! Brad Pitt. Smart Tests. She graduated from some big east coast school with magna cum laude, or some other latin phrase for smart. Smart/Hot/Rich. She is going to be rich someday, and she thinks she is hot. At this point, I am grasping for something to say... My mind goes blank. So I say, hey, I gotta go meet my friends, but you seem cool, what is the best way to reach you later? # exchange (# close)

45. Two set at the bar. Horse Girl. The horse girl is really bitchy, and kind of back turns me. I talk with the friend, and run smart tests. Hey, I need to figure out if this girl is smart. Is she smart? Yeah, she is super smart. 4x4? 16. When did Columbus discover America? 1492. Wow, you guys are both smart. The bitchy girl says she is afraid of small dicks. wtf? I ignored the comment, but I should have said something about she doesn't need to try so hard to impress me. Just be yourself! I am vibing with the friend, and she says the girl is actually really sweet she is just a bitch to random people in bars. She asks if I come here often, her boyfriend works here. The hot bitchy girl that is afraid of small dicks is now talking to somebody else (C>5) I plowed through a lot of shit tests

46. Sexy Shoes. Dick stompers. Her b/f comes in, and I include him in the conversation, all while kino'ing her. Another girl comes in and is drunk as hell and starts dominating the conversation... (C<5)

47. Her friend is holding her back. Let your attack dog go! You are the babysitter? Yeah... she is really drunk. It looks like you need a babysitter too! Yeah... Our faces are less than an inch apart, and I totally could have made out with her... but she had bad breath and wasn't hot. I took her # instead. Later I saw her making out with some other guy... (#) I should have used her as a pivot.

48. Girl opens me, did anybody ever tell you that you look like a certain rocker? No, you are the first. Horse Girl. She leaves to go back to her friends... What should I have done? Escalate, escalate, escalate! (C<5)

I wing Joker on 2 russian girls. Are you guys bothering my twin brother? Joker has me talk to this hot girl with beautiful tits. She is an ice queen. Tom Hanks. K-mart story. I am talking to the back of her head a few times. I physically pull her back in. She says she is really tired. I tease her that she is one of those girls that goes to bars to be anti-social and take a nap. I had to work 30 hours in the past 2 days! And not at K-mart! Back turn... I leave

I go back into set # 44 and chat with the friends. I ask if the girl I # closed is trustworthy and cool. She is very trustworthy and the coolest! Alright, then maybe we can hang out sometime. I might give you a call. Logistics were such that she was leaving with her friends

I was not kino'ing very hard tonight and I was not escalating. It was pretty low energy for me overall. But approaching was the easiest thing ever and I threw in some new stories (K-mart.) K-mart definitely didn't build any attraction


C<5 -2
C>5 - 1
# - 2