Massive Blowouts during Day Game (HaHa!)

Trader Joes

31. Joker and I are at the local Trader Joes, and standing in the check out line. I see a girl shopping in the meat section, and I go in and leave Joker to pay for groceries :). Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. She says she needs to buy pork chops. Who doesn't?! Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. I forget what her best quality is, but she definitely jumped through my hoops. How many boyfriends do you have? She lives with her boyfriend, and back turns me. It was nice meeting you Brad Pitt... (C>5)

We head over to The Grove

32. I'm walking through the shoe section, and a girl is walking around sporting a black and hot pink high heel. Her friend makes a comment about not liking the hot pink. I have hot pink hair. I stand next to the girl, and say "Excuse me?!" This creates mad laughter and she gives me a hug. You don't even know me and you are already verbally attacking me! Then the shoe sales person pulls her away with some new shoes... more on her later (result: C>5)

33. I see a cute blond checking out some make-up. Horse Girl. No hug. She is jaded after living in LA for so long. I just moved here, and think everybody is so nice! Then her sister joins in. The sister is younger, cuter, and doesn't have a wedding band. Brad Pitt. Sister asks if I'm in a band. Rolling Stones. We could start a band together, they can play triangle and tambourine. They aren't agreeable to that idea, although they do think it would be trendsetting. Now they want to go buy shoes (C>5)

34. Girl sitting in the sun reading a magazine. I go sit down next to her, and deliver horse girl. It isn't her, I ask for forgiveness and put my arms out for the hug. I don't hug. I need you to go away now! (B)

35. Walking 2 set. Horse Girl. That is not a compliment! Walks away... (B)

36. I see a platinum blond from behind. She is wearing tight white pants and white panties. Wow, nice body. I follow her into a store, and deliver Horse Girl. Are you on drugs? I'm on the most drugs ever. OK, I'm going to move away from you now, because you are acting really weird. She says this as she has this "help me" look on her face as she is looking to the store staff. I walk away (B) This was one of my best blow outs ever

37. Cute blond is walking fast. I stop her and deliver horse girl. Hug. She is laughing. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She has to go buy groceries. I agree that she does, and keep talking. I tell her she seems fun, and we need to continue this conversation later. She says I can come by where she works. No, that isn't going to happen. What's the best way to get in touch with you? I could give you my number, but I'm a big flaker. Yeah, I'm a big flaker too... I'll probably never call, but what is it? # close. I have her practice excitement for when I call... she says to text instead. But she still practices. I have her save my number as Future Boyfriend Nomad. Hug (#)

We go into Victoria Secret and I reopen girl #32. Are you stalking me? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best quality is she is really friendly. Yeah, me too. She agrees. 8 b/f. She lives with her fiance. She goes into a dressing room to try on some VS goodies. (C>5)

Now we head over to the Beverly Center

38. Girl on the phone. I stop her and she tells the person on the phone to wait. Horse Girl. She relays the story to the person on the phone, describing me as this nice gentlemen she just met. I tell her to tell them she'll call back, I need to talk to her. But I need to go buy a dress, what is it? I want to apologize... hugs. Then she walks off to buy her dress still talking on the phone (C<5)

39. A Mom & Daughter are walking towards me. Horse Girl. They walk away quickly... It isn't me! (B)

40. Girl sitting at table. I sit down. Sorry I'm late, traffic was crazy. Look, I don't know you. Oh, aren't you Bubbles6969 from match.com? No, I don't want to talk to anybody right now! I think she might have been ready to cry (B)

41. Walking lady. Horse Girl. It isn't her, she starts walking away... I continue, without moving. She stops for a moment, says it isn't her, and keeps walking (B)

42. We are going upstairs on the escalator. Sexy shoes. Hey Nomad, what's in the sandwich Nomad... Brad Pitt. I thought you said your name was Nomad? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She doesn't label herself. Her best quality is that she is real. Yeah, that isn't too common in LA (hilarious, coming from a guy who just spouted a bunch of obvious bullshit at her! :D) She has to go buy shoes (C>5)

43. Hot girl in shoe store. She preemptively forgives me. Joker calls. I stupidly answer the phone, and the girl looks disappointed. She waves as she walks away from me, never to be seen again. (C<5)

In two hours, I did 13 sets. Wow. A lot of blowouts, including some of the harshest I have had to date. Did it phase me? A little... but I just went out and did some more approaches. I didn't do anything really new to earn greater blowout percentages.

B - 6
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 4
# - 1