Airport Game / Tourist Bar

I'm back in LA! I had a mad dash to the airport on 2 buses, ran to the boarding gate, and walked on the plane with minutes to spare. I was feeling a bit like crap, so I slept the whole way back to LA

I have a few minutes to wait in the arrivals areas at LAX before Joker arrives, so I do a couple approaches:

19. Really cute blond is waiting for bags. Horse Girl. That is... uh... funny, she says as she looks around to avoid eye contact. Forgive me? Um... yeah, ok... then she takes her cell phone and puts it up to her ear and back turns me. (B)

20. Another cute blond standing at the curb waiting for her pickup. Horse Girl. We are both holding bags and it is awkward to hug, but she still forgives me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat... her friend has a dog with the same name. I comment on a ring she is wearing, and she says it was a gift to herself when she was 12. Her Mom is picking her up, so I joke that she is only 13 or 14. No, she is in college. I guess what she is studying, and am way off apparently, but she doesn't spill the beans and her Mom arrives. Bye Brad Pitt! (C>5)

Then we head over to the second house and see Brad P and Jake P. The house is looking fantastic. Joker and I are aching to do some approaches, so we head out to a local tourist bar

At this point, my stomach and I are having a battle of wills. It wants me to feel like crap, and I want to feel fantastic. It wins. So instead of opening the first set I see, I open the bathroom door. A combination of not feeling so well and having not done any approaches for a few days leads to some minor AA. I'm creatively avoiding sets... too fat, not cute enough, etc... But then I see a cute girl near the door and I go in

21. Horse Girl. She grew up in Arkansas, so it isn't her. She starts to walk away, and I motion for her to come back, and she does. Forgiveness hugs all around. It looks like she works there, and her coworker swoops in to occupy her attention (C<5)

22. A cute blond is sitting at the bar by herself. Earlier, I saw her there with a guy, and it looked like he was gonna take her home. But then he just puts on his jacket and leaves. So I go in and horse girl her. She interrupts me and says I'm scaring her. I'm the scariest guy in the world, but check this out... and I continue the opener. She says maybe if I have better stories I wouldn't be as scary. So anyway, you look just like her! Then she asks, what's the punchline? I'm not feeling like this is going anywhere, and I tell her she doesn't seem very fun, and then I leave (B)

23. Tall drunk blond is near the door. Horse Girl. She can't stand very well on her own. She is from Australia, but I tell her she looks Korean. Another drunk friend comes in and pulls her away (C<5)


It was a pretty weak day as far as energy goes, and my sets weren't hooking. Perhaps because I didn't shower and was feeling sick :)

B - 2
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 1