I met up with Joker and Driver, who have been out gaming
128. Joker opens a girl in a convenience store and she immediately back turns him. I open her again with "Seriously, you don't like horses?" and continued the opener. She back turns me, and I just talk to the back of her head, and eventually say I feel sorry for her for having no social skills. (B)
129. Blond sitting at starbucks. Hey, do you like horses? I'm OK. Yeah, check this out... she has this look in her eyes, like please god get me the fuck out of here, and she keeps looking around anywhere but at me. I wouldn't admit it if I was her either... and now she smiles, but says that it isn't her and she again looks uncomfortable. I leave (B)
130. 3 seated girls from Vermont. Horse girl. Reckon/Yonder. Cow shit. Make fun of Vermont stereotypes. Driver and Joker wing. I guess one girl is 47 (she is 24) and I guess another girl is 14 (she is 24.) The horse girl says to try to pick up other chics, she is married, and kind of looks at the girl to her right. Then, they gotta go (C>5)
131. I see a girl from across the casino, and she looks great from far. Just the type of body I like. so I run across the casino, and hop in the elevator with her. Horse girl. Hug. She asks where I am from. LA. Yeah, you look like you would be from LA... I ask, Are you flirting with me? No, Flirting is cheating's nasty cousin. I reach my floor and get out (C<5)
We go back to the room and take a nap, and then go out. As we exit the elevator, I open the first set I see... a seated 3-set at the bar
132. 3 girls from wisconsin, 2 sisters and a friend. Oprah. Light sexual banter. Light touching. These girls are fun and interacting with us with good energy... but they are a bit old and heavy. No real routines, just bantering and teasing them about male prostitutes. (C>5)
Last night, Hard Rock was cool so we went to check it out. It is packed, but mostly sausage
133. Cute blond smoking outside the circle bar. Horse Girl. It isn't her. Positioning was awkward so no hug. She is visiting with a motocross crew, from the Northeast. Reckon/Yonder. Smart Tests. We talk about US travel. I can't touch her, she is too far away. Ughhh.... what to do? I eject like a pussy (C>5)
134. Two girls entering the bar. Horse Girl. It isn't her (B)
We walk around again, and I'm losing state. We all are feeling some AA, and decide to fix it by approaching these 2 sets we had avoided.
135. Asian girl with pigtails. I start Horse Girl... I'm not saying this to be rude, but can I cut you off... I'm in a really bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone. OK, but check this out... No, I need you to go! (B)
Then off to the Palms... This place has Ghost Bar which seems to be busy.
136. Tattoo parlor employee. Horse girl. Hug. She has a suicide girls necklace. She asks if I'm a member? Nope, I don't pay to see things I can see for free... She tells me her SG name and her real name. She used to live in LA. We talk for a good 10 minutes, I ask for her number with the ONS closer... OK, I would be glad to hang out, but I must tell you. I'm lesbian. cool, I love lesbians (#) I text her later, she doesn't know who it is... I give her a clue (Do you like horses?) Oh, its,... YOU! Hahaha. I push it sexually, and she doesn't respond.
137. Clubber girl in platform boots. Horse girl. She is on the influence of something. I walk with her, she hugs me. She has to go into the club (C<5)
138. Two Asian chics. Horse Girl. Not her... they run into another club. (B)
139. Two girls outside ghost bar. Black chic is kinda cool, we are vibing, she gives me her #. Later in the night I text her, and she responds, we talk on the phone and her night is drama filled. Some things she says makes me think she is a hoe... and I decide that I would rather sleep than meet up (#)
140. Woman walking across the casino. Horse girl. Hug. She keeps putting her hand in her pocket... it has a big wedding ring on it. Reckon/Yonder. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She is fun... Travel discussion. Finger length. Not a lot of touching, but light kino. We agree to meet later for drinks (#) The number turns out to be a fake. I pussed out on this set... not pushing things sexually.
141. 3 girls standing near the Palms entrance. Horse girl. Not her, no hug. The 3 of them are a bit drunk... and married... and throwing up shit tests. I cold read the leader of the group, and the other two laugh when I say she is the loud one. Driver comes in... he earlier did Sexy Shoes on the same girl. Joker comes in, and I use this as an opportunity to eject because I felt it wasn't going anywhere. Again, being a pussy (C>5)
And that's all she wrote for tonight. Overall theme for the night: fucking physically and verbally escalate already!
14 sets
B - 5
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 4
# - 3
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Vegas Day 2 - This place is dead anyway
The Brain arrives, and we roll out. First stop, Rio and the Voodoo Lounge. Voodoo Lounge is an awesome venue, and would be way cool on a busy summer night. I definitely want to come back here
119. Short girl at bar. HG. She is confused... I stick around for a minute but she is already lost, and I walk away (B)
Brain opens 3-set. Joker and I wing. These girls were fun, from LA. They are closing down the part of the bar we are in because there are no people here, and we lose them in the transition
The rest of the Voodoo lounge is dead, so we leave.
120. In the lobby of the Rio, I see a tall blond. Horse Girl. She is from the UK. She keeps staring at her phone, and is waiting for friends. (B) I leave, by talking to a girl standing next to her, who is a hotel employee. She gives me free passes to another night club in the Rio. Off we go. Joker later opens this girls friends as they leave a taxi...
The other club was totally dead, so I flip the girl shit that gave us the passes. She says go to Body English at the Hard Rock
We arrive at the Hard Rock and this place is pretty packed with hot chics, all going into Body English or some other bar whose name I forgets. We walk the floor and just game chics as they walk by
121. Girl entering club with 3 dudes. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She sees a guy that works there that she knows and uses that as an opportunity to back turn me. I back turn her, and then open again but she is now going inside and waves to me (B)
122. Two hot blonds. Really hot. Horse Girl. Hug. We vibe really well. Reckon/Yonder. Joker is winging the friend, and she is really ADD and wigging out. They need to leave. Bye! She says Bye Nomad, love you! Cute girls live in such a fun world (C<5)
123. Girl with huge tits walks by, led by a friend. Horse Girl. They laugh, but friend drags her away (B)
124. Winged The Brain on a 2-set of girls that worked the pool party. So hot. One girl is so high on something that makes her happy, and she keeps asking if she can touch my facial hair. I go in to kiss her, and she turns her cheek, so I do the 3 cheek Italian kiss. She spills beer on the Brain and says something about her bottle squirted. I suggest she squirt in other ways, and she yells "I love squirting!" The girl I am talking with is a little bit uncomfortable with the sexual talk, but in a shy way. I ask her if she has squirted, and she blushes and turns her head. You are nasty, she says. Yes, I am. The high girl is getting picked up by her b/f, and I # close my girl. She asks if I'll be at the pool tomorrow... I won't. The high girl takes my phone and shoves it down her pants, so I reach in and grab it. (#) Then they go
We head over to the MGM Grand
125. Two UK girls walking into a bar. Horse Girl. Does she look like a jockey? Well, she is kind of short and... Short? Do I look short? She was shocked, in a cute way (She was tall! Like 6 feet tall) I guess I hit her insecurity. Instead of taking advantage of it, as I should have by walking up to her and saying I think its cute, baby, I just talked and she walked into the bar (B)
126. Walking 2-set. Horse Girl. They walk past me (B) Joker opened them later with Horse Girl after I told them what happened, and they walk past him too. How boring is that?
127. We walk into another bar, and there are few girls in the venue. But there are 5 cute girls sitting at a corner table by themselves. Horse Girl. I finish, and she looks at me confused... Horses? She didn't understand. She speaks to the group in Russian(?) and another girl asks, what is this? I tell the story, and they all laugh and point at the horse girl. Then they start speaking Russian again. I don't speak any russian and I just walked away (B)
Lots of short interactions tonight. I talked with some hot girls and definitely did not push as hard as is required, especially to plow pass the initial resistance
B - 7
C<5 - 1
# - 1
119. Short girl at bar. HG. She is confused... I stick around for a minute but she is already lost, and I walk away (B)
Brain opens 3-set. Joker and I wing. These girls were fun, from LA. They are closing down the part of the bar we are in because there are no people here, and we lose them in the transition
The rest of the Voodoo lounge is dead, so we leave.
120. In the lobby of the Rio, I see a tall blond. Horse Girl. She is from the UK. She keeps staring at her phone, and is waiting for friends. (B) I leave, by talking to a girl standing next to her, who is a hotel employee. She gives me free passes to another night club in the Rio. Off we go. Joker later opens this girls friends as they leave a taxi...
The other club was totally dead, so I flip the girl shit that gave us the passes. She says go to Body English at the Hard Rock
We arrive at the Hard Rock and this place is pretty packed with hot chics, all going into Body English or some other bar whose name I forgets. We walk the floor and just game chics as they walk by
121. Girl entering club with 3 dudes. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She sees a guy that works there that she knows and uses that as an opportunity to back turn me. I back turn her, and then open again but she is now going inside and waves to me (B)
122. Two hot blonds. Really hot. Horse Girl. Hug. We vibe really well. Reckon/Yonder. Joker is winging the friend, and she is really ADD and wigging out. They need to leave. Bye! She says Bye Nomad, love you! Cute girls live in such a fun world (C<5)
123. Girl with huge tits walks by, led by a friend. Horse Girl. They laugh, but friend drags her away (B)
124. Winged The Brain on a 2-set of girls that worked the pool party. So hot. One girl is so high on something that makes her happy, and she keeps asking if she can touch my facial hair. I go in to kiss her, and she turns her cheek, so I do the 3 cheek Italian kiss. She spills beer on the Brain and says something about her bottle squirted. I suggest she squirt in other ways, and she yells "I love squirting!" The girl I am talking with is a little bit uncomfortable with the sexual talk, but in a shy way. I ask her if she has squirted, and she blushes and turns her head. You are nasty, she says. Yes, I am. The high girl is getting picked up by her b/f, and I # close my girl. She asks if I'll be at the pool tomorrow... I won't. The high girl takes my phone and shoves it down her pants, so I reach in and grab it. (#) Then they go
We head over to the MGM Grand
125. Two UK girls walking into a bar. Horse Girl. Does she look like a jockey? Well, she is kind of short and... Short? Do I look short? She was shocked, in a cute way (She was tall! Like 6 feet tall) I guess I hit her insecurity. Instead of taking advantage of it, as I should have by walking up to her and saying I think its cute, baby, I just talked and she walked into the bar (B)
126. Walking 2-set. Horse Girl. They walk past me (B) Joker opened them later with Horse Girl after I told them what happened, and they walk past him too. How boring is that?
127. We walk into another bar, and there are few girls in the venue. But there are 5 cute girls sitting at a corner table by themselves. Horse Girl. I finish, and she looks at me confused... Horses? She didn't understand. She speaks to the group in Russian(?) and another girl asks, what is this? I tell the story, and they all laugh and point at the horse girl. Then they start speaking Russian again. I don't speak any russian and I just walked away (B)
Lots of short interactions tonight. I talked with some hot girls and definitely did not push as hard as is required, especially to plow pass the initial resistance
B - 7
C<5 - 1
# - 1
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Vegas Day 1 - Cockblocked by Elvis
Joker and I roll out to Vegas on a lovely Tuesday afternoon. The Brain is joining us tomorrow
Upon arriving we roll into a Whole Foods to grab an early dinner.
108. A cute girl is sitting in the dining area. Horse Girl. She is weirded out. I eject politely (B)
We head to the hotel, check in and relax, then hit the strip.
109. Cute blond standing on the street. Horse Girl. She is 17. Eject (C<5) Joker later asks google what the age of consent is in Nevada... Fyi, it is 18
110. Two ladies waiting for a volcano to explode, and for me to approach. I do. Horse Girl. Hug. They claim to be from San Diego but have a southern accent. Joker wings. Reckon / Yonder. Cow shit. She corrects me, cow dung... she doesn't swear. She has other nice girl attributes, and I tease her and say you and I would never get along. She agrees ;) I talk about travel with her a bit, then the volcano explodes. It is lame. Joker and I move on... he comments, "That girl was really boring!" Ain't that the truth (C>5)
111. Two girls basking in the afterglow of the volcano. Horse Girl. Hug. She knows its a joke, and says "Oh yes, of course" and rolls her eyes. Still hugs me ;) Then they "gotta go." Later (C<5)
We walk down the strip a bit, stopping at various casinos and chatting up random people. Walking from venue to venue is messing with my state a bit.
I wing Joker on a set at the Planet Hollywood bar. They are super cold people. They answer questions with one word answers, and stare into space rather than talk to strangers. I think their mothers went overboard on the Stranger Danger brainwashing.
112. German girl standing at a slot machine. Horse Girl. She is confused and I tone it down. Her boyfriend comes in, and I include him and ask about good times in Vegas. Later (C<5)
113. We are walking the strip and 2 hot girls walk past. My jaw drops and my brain falls out of my mouth, and I just keep walking. Then my brain snaps back into place, and I realize I just let 2 hot girls walk past without approaching, so off I go running. They stopped to take a photo and I walk in to the middle of it... Hey, do you know this girl? You, do you like horses? I deliver the opener with eloquence and poise... she hugs me. She will forgive me because I am looking at her with those "beautiful blue eyes." Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She agrees she is hot, and really f'ing smart. And she is on her way to financial success. Then she flips it back at me... what do you do? I am a groupie. So what makes you such a great catch then? I'm funny as hell. "I like you" she says. Then she says, Jesus, you have the longest eyelashes ever, but mine are better. I tease her for wearing makeup and cheating... girls are always cheating, getting plastic surgery... She says she would never do that... so I cup her breasts and say, so these are real? She laughs, and gently pushes my hands away. I tell her I got some plastic surgery, I doubled my penis size... it is now 4 inches. She laughs, and says that won't do her any good, what can you do with 4 inches? I go into secret spots of the vagina, and talk about my oral skills. Oh yeah, that is good... most guys don't know what they are doing down there... She says they noticed us walking past, and she is glad we came back around, and that she loves the horse girl line, I should use it again. We all take a picture together. I tell her that I need to give her the hug test, and she says English girls aren't touchy people, it is either all on or not at all. Oh, so this would be OK? And I wrap my arms around her and pull her in, sliding my hand across her ass and pulling her hair, biting her neck. She says yes, and again gently removes herself. They need to go get a drink, so we roll down with them... and she whispers to me, I think my friend is a little weirded out by your friend, she gave me the eye when I said we were going with you guys. I ask her for logistics, how do we fix that? She says to recover my friend and we'll go get a drink and fix it from there. But then, we run into Elvis, and they want their picture taken with him... and then the friend uses this opportunity to run off without us, arms locked with Elvis. He should crawl back into the hole he came out of... I got the girls digits and facebook, and texted her later in the night but no response (#) Best set of the night.
We arrive at MGM, and Joker opens a 2-set at the bar. I wing, and these girls are fun. They run into Studio 54 and invite us along, but we decline. Stupid cover charges!
114. Two roaming girls on the MGM casino floor. Horse Girl. They walk away without me finishing (B). Later I open them again, and they said "you already played this game with us." I know, that is what makes it so funny, but they back turned me and I didn't plow
115. We head over to NY-NY. Girl at bar by herself. Horse Girl. Her English sucks and she is really closed off. Ciao (B)
116. Back to MGM. Two married ladies in the corner. Oprah. They are fun, and we dance and get into sexual topics. They are meeting their husbands... NOW. We hug good-bye (C>5)
117. We start to take the monorail back to our hotel. There is a girl in a trench coat standing on the platform, with a big fat girl with her. Horse Girl. Forgiveness. We sit next to each other on the train and vibe. They get off to do whatever hookers do, and I ride on to my hotel. I'll call this a less than 5 minute conversation (C<5)
118. I'm back in my hotel. I see a cute girl that is 5'0" tall and approach her. She is German, and her English is poor. She keeps looking at her friend, so I pull her in and her English is better. The short girl has ADD and wanders off a few times. They are more interested in playing slots than playing with cocks, so I leave (C<5)
So... Vegas has a lot of people. I've seen a few hot chics, but not a ton. LA seems to be more target dense, but maybe that is because this is a Tuesday night. Moving from venue to venue messes with my state, and I experienced some AA at times... new venues, new place... And I had one of my best / most fun sets ever with the UK girls. And damn, were they hot
11 sets
B - 3
C<5 - 5
C>5 - 2
# - 1
Upon arriving we roll into a Whole Foods to grab an early dinner.
108. A cute girl is sitting in the dining area. Horse Girl. She is weirded out. I eject politely (B)
We head to the hotel, check in and relax, then hit the strip.
109. Cute blond standing on the street. Horse Girl. She is 17. Eject (C<5) Joker later asks google what the age of consent is in Nevada... Fyi, it is 18
110. Two ladies waiting for a volcano to explode, and for me to approach. I do. Horse Girl. Hug. They claim to be from San Diego but have a southern accent. Joker wings. Reckon / Yonder. Cow shit. She corrects me, cow dung... she doesn't swear. She has other nice girl attributes, and I tease her and say you and I would never get along. She agrees ;) I talk about travel with her a bit, then the volcano explodes. It is lame. Joker and I move on... he comments, "That girl was really boring!" Ain't that the truth (C>5)
111. Two girls basking in the afterglow of the volcano. Horse Girl. Hug. She knows its a joke, and says "Oh yes, of course" and rolls her eyes. Still hugs me ;) Then they "gotta go." Later (C<5)
We walk down the strip a bit, stopping at various casinos and chatting up random people. Walking from venue to venue is messing with my state a bit.
I wing Joker on a set at the Planet Hollywood bar. They are super cold people. They answer questions with one word answers, and stare into space rather than talk to strangers. I think their mothers went overboard on the Stranger Danger brainwashing.
112. German girl standing at a slot machine. Horse Girl. She is confused and I tone it down. Her boyfriend comes in, and I include him and ask about good times in Vegas. Later (C<5)
113. We are walking the strip and 2 hot girls walk past. My jaw drops and my brain falls out of my mouth, and I just keep walking. Then my brain snaps back into place, and I realize I just let 2 hot girls walk past without approaching, so off I go running. They stopped to take a photo and I walk in to the middle of it... Hey, do you know this girl? You, do you like horses? I deliver the opener with eloquence and poise... she hugs me. She will forgive me because I am looking at her with those "beautiful blue eyes." Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She agrees she is hot, and really f'ing smart. And she is on her way to financial success. Then she flips it back at me... what do you do? I am a groupie. So what makes you such a great catch then? I'm funny as hell. "I like you" she says. Then she says, Jesus, you have the longest eyelashes ever, but mine are better. I tease her for wearing makeup and cheating... girls are always cheating, getting plastic surgery... She says she would never do that... so I cup her breasts and say, so these are real? She laughs, and gently pushes my hands away. I tell her I got some plastic surgery, I doubled my penis size... it is now 4 inches. She laughs, and says that won't do her any good, what can you do with 4 inches? I go into secret spots of the vagina, and talk about my oral skills. Oh yeah, that is good... most guys don't know what they are doing down there... She says they noticed us walking past, and she is glad we came back around, and that she loves the horse girl line, I should use it again. We all take a picture together. I tell her that I need to give her the hug test, and she says English girls aren't touchy people, it is either all on or not at all. Oh, so this would be OK? And I wrap my arms around her and pull her in, sliding my hand across her ass and pulling her hair, biting her neck. She says yes, and again gently removes herself. They need to go get a drink, so we roll down with them... and she whispers to me, I think my friend is a little weirded out by your friend, she gave me the eye when I said we were going with you guys. I ask her for logistics, how do we fix that? She says to recover my friend and we'll go get a drink and fix it from there. But then, we run into Elvis, and they want their picture taken with him... and then the friend uses this opportunity to run off without us, arms locked with Elvis. He should crawl back into the hole he came out of... I got the girls digits and facebook, and texted her later in the night but no response (#) Best set of the night.
We arrive at MGM, and Joker opens a 2-set at the bar. I wing, and these girls are fun. They run into Studio 54 and invite us along, but we decline. Stupid cover charges!
114. Two roaming girls on the MGM casino floor. Horse Girl. They walk away without me finishing (B). Later I open them again, and they said "you already played this game with us." I know, that is what makes it so funny, but they back turned me and I didn't plow
115. We head over to NY-NY. Girl at bar by herself. Horse Girl. Her English sucks and she is really closed off. Ciao (B)
116. Back to MGM. Two married ladies in the corner. Oprah. They are fun, and we dance and get into sexual topics. They are meeting their husbands... NOW. We hug good-bye (C>5)
117. We start to take the monorail back to our hotel. There is a girl in a trench coat standing on the platform, with a big fat girl with her. Horse Girl. Forgiveness. We sit next to each other on the train and vibe. They get off to do whatever hookers do, and I ride on to my hotel. I'll call this a less than 5 minute conversation (C<5)
118. I'm back in my hotel. I see a cute girl that is 5'0" tall and approach her. She is German, and her English is poor. She keeps looking at her friend, so I pull her in and her English is better. The short girl has ADD and wanders off a few times. They are more interested in playing slots than playing with cocks, so I leave (C<5)
So... Vegas has a lot of people. I've seen a few hot chics, but not a ton. LA seems to be more target dense, but maybe that is because this is a Tuesday night. Moving from venue to venue messes with my state, and I experienced some AA at times... new venues, new place... And I had one of my best / most fun sets ever with the UK girls. And damn, were they hot
11 sets
B - 3
C<5 - 5
C>5 - 2
# - 1
Rocker club Monday
Went with Joker to Les Deux around 1:00 am. I walk in, grab a glass of water and take in the room. This is my way of being creative in my avoidance :)
I wing Joker on a set. This girl loves pillow fights, and I get sassy with her and we are hugging. A guy comes in and I include him and chat him up a bit.
106. Girl walks past me. I grab her shoulder, and ask her how many shoes she has. She wraps her arms around me as I pull her in close. She isn't the sexy shoe girl. I over game and continue the opener, and she gets creeped out and walks away (B) Attraction was high, I should have toned it down
107. Do you like horses? Walks away (B)
I meet a couple guys that I haven't seen in awhile, so I sit with them and chat a bit. The fugly lights come on, and Joker and I take off. I get approached by 3 different guys telling me they love my band or my look or whatever
B - 2
I wing Joker on a set. This girl loves pillow fights, and I get sassy with her and we are hugging. A guy comes in and I include him and chat him up a bit.
106. Girl walks past me. I grab her shoulder, and ask her how many shoes she has. She wraps her arms around me as I pull her in close. She isn't the sexy shoe girl. I over game and continue the opener, and she gets creeped out and walks away (B) Attraction was high, I should have toned it down
107. Do you like horses? Walks away (B)
I meet a couple guys that I haven't seen in awhile, so I sit with them and chat a bit. The fugly lights come on, and Joker and I take off. I get approached by 3 different guys telling me they love my band or my look or whatever
B - 2
Monday, April 27, 2009
Hot Phone Sex and Text Game
In Month 2 of the Pickup Mansion, Set #76, I met an airline employee at the airport. I tried to add her on facebook on the spot, but the search failed. That night after she got home from work, she added me. Then via some email exchanges on fb, we exchanged phone #'s and we started texting
This girl is a 21 year old virgin, engaged to a guy that is overseas for the next year, and is living with her parents
At first, I just teased her via text. I would joke about how I'm enjoying the sunshine in LA while she is being rained on in her city. I would intentionally misinterpret things she said... she would say she is daydreaming about sunshine, and I would tell her no fantasizing about me! I would also call her a spaz and a dork.
We had a few IM exchanges on fb, and a few text exchanges. I told her I was a dirty old man that would do dirty naughty things to her. I practiced empathetic listening via fb IM. I established repoire and got her to share secrets about herself over facebook IM, so she began to feel a connection with me. Some of the things she shared, she says she has shared with only a few people before. Then I started to get more sexual. I went through secret spots of the vagina with her via facebook IM, and she was reluctant to discuss it but curiosity got the better of her. Then I began to escalate fairly aggressively via text:
Some examples of text exchanges:
Nomad: It got to 100 degrees today. Lucky u aren't here, because I'm wearing almost nothing and I would hate to see u drooling all over yourself
HB: Lol. I DO wish i was there. But who cares about you and your hot bod? I just want the heat! Lol.
Nomad: Oh baby, I'll make it hot for you! Lol
HB: Lol i bet. You added to the 100 degrees? I wouldn't last ;)
Nomad: Yeah, u would be crazy wet
HB: You need to stop. I'm at work! lol
Nomad: Yeah, it would be awful for u to get wet at work
...
Nomad: If you get too wet, I am going to have to bring you into the employee breakroom and lock the door
HB: You're.. i can't tell if i think you're being wonderful or cruel lol
Over the next 90 minutes, I sent her a text about every 15 minutes, describing what I would do to her.
Nomad: I would unzip your pants and slide my finger inside you to see how wet u were. Then I would taste my finger. Then I would pick u up and set you down on the table, facing me...
Nomad: And then... (giving her a chance to respond... she didn't)
Nomad: I would slide your pants and underwear down to your feet... And put your legs up over my shoulders
Nomad: I would let you bite my shoulder so you wouldn't scream out in pleasure as our hips pressed together... Only the sounds of heavy breathing and skin slapping against skin
Nomad: And when we both collapsed in ecstasy, I would send u back to work while I ran off to catch my flight. Good thing you packed extra underwear!
An hour later, I get a response from her:
HB: I've been out of coverage for the last couple hours. I just checked my messages and all I have to say is: Bastard
Nomad: Yeah, sorry to leave u like that. I just really had to catch that flight!
(I willfully misinterpreted her message, haha)
HB: That's not why I called you bastard! lol. You made me read that in front of passengers that probably recognized the look on my face! Bastard
I don't reply... but a few hours later she texts:
HB: You think you're hot stuff don't you?
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The next day, I text her again, and I take something she says and reply:
Nomad: Those are fighting words little girl!
HB: Hmmm, well you don't scare me. I could take you any day
Nomad: You could take me? All of me?
HB: Lol, you twist words. But if I wasn't otherwise engaged - literally - you'd be sorry for provoking me
Nomad: I bet we would both be really sorry - sorry in your bedroom, in the employee break room, in the back of my car, in the park, in my office, in the bathroom at a nice restaurant...
HB: God. Stop. I'm at work again. Plus. You shouldn't really talk to an engaged woman like that
Nomad: U love it
HB: Um. I'm torn. Lol
She is having a battle with herself. Here I am, a confident sexual man. She is excited by the idea, but conflicted because of her engagement.
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About 10 hours later she texts:
HB: I found a flaw in your fantasy... (and points out a logical fallacy in something I said related to my office. I've been spouting obvious bullshit about what I do, and most recently said I was unemployed)
This is gold, because she has been thinking about this non-stop.
Nomad: Maybe I will show u my office next time
HB: What office? You're unemployed :P
Nomad: I got a new job at McDonald's. Would u like fries with that?
HB: An office at McDonald's? Uhhuh, lol
Nomad: Some people think it is a storage closet, but I put my name on the door and told the high school kids I would kick their ass if they went in there
HB: Oh, SO we'll do it with all the boxes hmmm? (She brings it back sexual)
Nomad: Wear a skirt
---
A day or so later, she is traveling and gets delayed in an airport I have been to. I notice this from her FB status, and I send her a text
Nomad: I had sex in the (XXX) airport once
HB: Hmmm really? Sounds interesting. I've been here over 5 hours now and I am DONE! lol
Nomad: I know what you mean... Let's go to the women's restroom together
HB: Ha. Already on my way there :) Do you stick that thing everywhere?
Nomad: I'll meet you in the last stall
HB: It's really busy in here you know lol
Nomad: Then we will need to keep your mouth occupied so nobody hears
HB: I like the sound (or lack of) that
This is the first time she has ever responded with anything remotely participatory. It has always been something like bastard, or stop, or I'm at work. Now, she says she likes something, so I go for more
Nomad: While you wrap your mouth around me, I am using my fingers to get u ready. Wow, you are getting so wet
HB: You know... I've tried replying and I just can't. I'm engaged and I feel like this is the same as cheating. Plus. Aren't you afraid to put that thick hardness near my braces? Too bad you'll never experience how deep I can take you
Wow, right? She is feeling guilty for what she is thinking, but likes how it sounds
Nomad: Yeah, too bad for you. Taking all of me in your mouth.. in your hands... inside of you. Wanting to scream out but people will hear. The thought makes you even more wet... dripping down the length of me, until you explode with joy
---
A few hours later she arrives at her destination, and she texts me. She can't sleep:
HB: I'm laying in bed for the first time in 43 hours. Lol. What are you doing up?
Nomad: Thinking about our time in the bathroom in the airport. That was hot!
HB: Hmmm... Idk what exactly YOU think happened ;) I'm innocent :)
Nomad: I agree. Very innocent. Deliciously innocent
HB: You sure know how to make my stomach do flips. You're such a player ;)
Nomad: Imagine what I could do with the rest of your body
HB: It's too painful to imagine it and not be satisfied
Nomad: You have been under a lot of stress lately. U need a release
HB: I was trying to go to sleep and now you're gonna get me all riled up. Must you torture me??
Nomad: Call me
HB: Um... I think that might be taking it too far Nomad. As much as I want to... I can't.
Nomad: Are you wet?
HB: That's a personal question
Nomad: I'm crawling under the covers... kissing your stomach, your thighs, your lips... licking u gently
HB: You are really tearing me in two. I can't tell if I wanna say please stop, or please DON'T stop
This inner conflict is making her hornier and hornier
---
The next day, she is out in the sunshine
Nomad: Be careful not to burn. Maybe I should rub some lotion on your back
HB: Yeah, I do have a hard time reaching back there ;)
Nomad: Can you get my back too? I think I missed a spot
HB: A chance to rub a muscular man? mmmm, I'd jump on that opportunity :)
Nomad: lower...
HB: Guess not everything that's hard on you is muscle. I'll rub that too ;)
Nomad: With your tongue
HB: Swirling my wet tongue around you. Taking you fully into my mouth, moaning softly so you feel it vibrating
Nomad: Sounds nice... and then?
HB: I want to take you down my throat... feeling hot all the way down. Pumping you in and out...
Nomad: Tell me more
HB: I want you to cum in my mouth and feel you pulsing down my throat
Nice! She is now engaging sexually herself, and very graphically. Once she started, I wanted her to continue, so I just prompted with "and then?" But I don't want it to end under her terms... Up to this point, I had avoided use of graphic words (pussy, cock, etc...) But now that she is more graphic, I began using them
Nomad: OK, I can do that for you. But not yet. First, I want you on top of me... u sucking me, and me licking your wet pussy... sliding my fingers inside you
Nomad: I want to feel you cum on my face, your body shaking. Then I will slide up behind you with u on your hands and knees... pumping inside you, with your ass slapping up against me
Nomad: When I am ready to cum, you turn around and take me all the way down your throat, swallowing every last drop
HB: I think you need to fly to (where she is.) Now. Please?
I'm tempted, but I really can't fly there practically. Logistics are bad. She is saying this in the moment, but what would really happen if I showed up. Plus, I'm a busy high value guy. I don't fly across the country for some piece of ass. At the same time, she is opening up and reaching out, so I don't want to shoot her down by saying no
Nomad: I'm ready for you here. Make it so
(Now she needs to solve the logistics problems. I don't expect this to happen anytime soon)
---
We exchange a few more messages, and I know she will be at her hotel in an hour. She texts me:
HB: You know, I was thinking about you :)
HB: And something yummy you have :)
At this point, I call her. This is the first time we have spoken since the day we met. She is in the hotel, with her brother in the next room 10 feet away. She says she can't talk
I start describing what I would do to her if I was there. I'm telling her to say things like "Fuck me Nomad" and "I want you inside me Nomad" A few times she mentions that she is so wet and is worried her brother will notice, or her brother poked his head in the room, but I keep going and she keeps touching herself. And then she cums, softly, quietly. I have to go, and she has to go. She says she is wearing mens boxers and they are soaked all the way through
---
She sends me a text a little later:
HB: Yeah, I am FUCKING wet. Thanks :)
Nomad: Yeah you are. Good girl
HB: Mmmm... I just came for you twice. Once before I cleaned up, and again after, when I realized I was still really wet...
Nomad: Only two? Too bad U weren't here in person. I could do so much better
HB: Lol as soon as I read that, not even kidding, I was instantly hot and throbbing. Oh what you do to me
Nomad: My hard cock is throbbing for you. Change your flight
HB: fuck I want to sit on it, lick, it, suck it, rub it, touch it. Be filled with it. Anything and everything possible between me and the best meat out there
Nomad: I will do all of that to you... and more
HB: My brain can hardly even fathom the word "more" in that context. You might hafta jump start me a few times after I pass out in ecstasy
Nomad: Don't worry. I will definitely jump start you. As soon as u pass out from one orgasm, u will wake up with my hard cock inside u
HB: I'd love to wake up to that. With you pumping inside me. Just taking me cuz you want me
Nomad: You know I will
HB: Fuck. This texting is so hard now that I heard you talking to me. We should make a date for sunday and today night :). I'll be alone then :) I need to slide my fingers inside me, wishing they felt half as good as you
She is nearly fully invested now. The next day she texts me again:
HB: Hey sexy. I wanna suck your cock. And everything in between. It's all I think about you know. I guess you really are corrupting me ;)
---
Nomad: When are you going to be alone?
HB: Oh believe me, you'll be the first to know
Nomad: You would love it if I was there... taking you on the bed, in the shower, pressed up against the wall... filling u with my cum
HB: Honestly I don't care WHERE you take me... just please take all of me
---
Later she sends me a text about something she is doing
Nomad: All that blah blah blah going on... and yet all u can think about is having me inside you
HB: Lol, you caught me ;)
Nomad: Filling you...
HB: You're gonna make me moan right here. In the car. With my brother
Nomad: I'm going to make you moan right here. In my bedroom in LA. With your lover
HB: I can't believe what you can do to me thru technology... I'm almost scared to see what happens in person
(She is now working out in person logistics on her own)
Later:
HB: I'm alone for a few minutes my dear :) But honestly like, only a few. Maybe we should wait
(She is now dropping terms of endearment)
the next day, she is texting me often. She is torn. She ends one text with
HB: *long sensual kiss*
Later in the day:
...
HB: I am thrilled by your desire... needing you again. And a million times to come. I'm yours... please take all of me. Teach me everything
Nomad: Are you truly ready to learn? Are you willing to be a dedicated and passionate student?
HB: Mmmm, yes, I wanna know everything
HB: Nomad, do you really like seducing an egaged woman? It's actually pretty disrespectful you know
Nomad: Call me later when we can make your pussy wet together. I'm going to go get lunch
HB: K, I'll call you
Nomad: Have fun today. Don't get wet without me
HB: If i do, it'll only be because all the sudden you come to my mind. I've been suffering from that for quite some time now. But i'll do my best to wait and let the passion build
---
A few hours later:
HB: Couple more hours babe
(the anticipation is building)
A few hours later she calls, and she is trying to make things sexual. She just got out of the shower, she is naked, and hinting at sexual things. I'm slowing things down a bit, starting things off on my terms. Then she gets an incoming call, "oh, this is my fiance I need to take this, I'll call you back"
About 10 minutes later, I send her a text. She replies:
HB: Sorry, still on the phone. Will call you in a bit
Nomad: No problem. But I might have to get started without you
HB: Mmmm, just a few more minutes
She calls 5 minutes later. Yeah, she got off the phone with her fiance to have phone sex with me
Now I go right into it. I'd been listening to David Shade phone sex CD's earlier in the day :) She has an orgasm 10 minutes in, and then another one 10 minutes later. The second one was so big, that she was screaming out and she couldn't talk for 10 minutes after. She said she couldn't walk because her knees were shaking. She had never had an orgasm so powerful. Damn... David Shade's stuff is good. We do some light pillow talk and I work to reconnect with her on an emotional level. I seed a few ideas for meeting up in person, and she says no... but then later asks, what was the name of that place you mentioned again? I wish her sweet dreams and put her to bed.
---
Where this is going to go, I still don't know. I've suggested she find some airline training in LA. I suggested we grab some dinner when I am in her town. She says no, but then asks questions later about details. She says she can't meet me because we couldn't control ourselves. That's why we meet in public. But what if she can't control herself? Then I'll roll up a newspaper and smack her on the nose :)
I'm going to continue working on this, as phone sex practice and also work for the meetup. I'll be in her town in about 3 weeks... I'm pretty sure that if I can get her to meet up with me, that she will become a regular. She has said things like, "if I come down there then I'll need to get a flight attendant job on the LA leg" and "I wouldn't want this to be just a one time thing..." I'll keep the sexual tension high, and also make it seem that meeting up would be non-sexual
This girl is a 21 year old virgin, engaged to a guy that is overseas for the next year, and is living with her parents
At first, I just teased her via text. I would joke about how I'm enjoying the sunshine in LA while she is being rained on in her city. I would intentionally misinterpret things she said... she would say she is daydreaming about sunshine, and I would tell her no fantasizing about me! I would also call her a spaz and a dork.
We had a few IM exchanges on fb, and a few text exchanges. I told her I was a dirty old man that would do dirty naughty things to her. I practiced empathetic listening via fb IM. I established repoire and got her to share secrets about herself over facebook IM, so she began to feel a connection with me. Some of the things she shared, she says she has shared with only a few people before. Then I started to get more sexual. I went through secret spots of the vagina with her via facebook IM, and she was reluctant to discuss it but curiosity got the better of her. Then I began to escalate fairly aggressively via text:
Some examples of text exchanges:
Nomad: It got to 100 degrees today. Lucky u aren't here, because I'm wearing almost nothing and I would hate to see u drooling all over yourself
HB: Lol. I DO wish i was there. But who cares about you and your hot bod? I just want the heat! Lol.
Nomad: Oh baby, I'll make it hot for you! Lol
HB: Lol i bet. You added to the 100 degrees? I wouldn't last ;)
Nomad: Yeah, u would be crazy wet
HB: You need to stop. I'm at work! lol
Nomad: Yeah, it would be awful for u to get wet at work
...
Nomad: If you get too wet, I am going to have to bring you into the employee breakroom and lock the door
HB: You're.. i can't tell if i think you're being wonderful or cruel lol
Over the next 90 minutes, I sent her a text about every 15 minutes, describing what I would do to her.
Nomad: I would unzip your pants and slide my finger inside you to see how wet u were. Then I would taste my finger. Then I would pick u up and set you down on the table, facing me...
Nomad: And then... (giving her a chance to respond... she didn't)
Nomad: I would slide your pants and underwear down to your feet... And put your legs up over my shoulders
Nomad: I would let you bite my shoulder so you wouldn't scream out in pleasure as our hips pressed together... Only the sounds of heavy breathing and skin slapping against skin
Nomad: And when we both collapsed in ecstasy, I would send u back to work while I ran off to catch my flight. Good thing you packed extra underwear!
An hour later, I get a response from her:
HB: I've been out of coverage for the last couple hours. I just checked my messages and all I have to say is: Bastard
Nomad: Yeah, sorry to leave u like that. I just really had to catch that flight!
(I willfully misinterpreted her message, haha)
HB: That's not why I called you bastard! lol. You made me read that in front of passengers that probably recognized the look on my face! Bastard
I don't reply... but a few hours later she texts:
HB: You think you're hot stuff don't you?
---
The next day, I text her again, and I take something she says and reply:
Nomad: Those are fighting words little girl!
HB: Hmmm, well you don't scare me. I could take you any day
Nomad: You could take me? All of me?
HB: Lol, you twist words. But if I wasn't otherwise engaged - literally - you'd be sorry for provoking me
Nomad: I bet we would both be really sorry - sorry in your bedroom, in the employee break room, in the back of my car, in the park, in my office, in the bathroom at a nice restaurant...
HB: God. Stop. I'm at work again. Plus. You shouldn't really talk to an engaged woman like that
Nomad: U love it
HB: Um. I'm torn. Lol
She is having a battle with herself. Here I am, a confident sexual man. She is excited by the idea, but conflicted because of her engagement.
---
About 10 hours later she texts:
HB: I found a flaw in your fantasy... (and points out a logical fallacy in something I said related to my office. I've been spouting obvious bullshit about what I do, and most recently said I was unemployed)
This is gold, because she has been thinking about this non-stop.
Nomad: Maybe I will show u my office next time
HB: What office? You're unemployed :P
Nomad: I got a new job at McDonald's. Would u like fries with that?
HB: An office at McDonald's? Uhhuh, lol
Nomad: Some people think it is a storage closet, but I put my name on the door and told the high school kids I would kick their ass if they went in there
HB: Oh, SO we'll do it with all the boxes hmmm? (She brings it back sexual)
Nomad: Wear a skirt
---
A day or so later, she is traveling and gets delayed in an airport I have been to. I notice this from her FB status, and I send her a text
Nomad: I had sex in the (XXX) airport once
HB: Hmmm really? Sounds interesting. I've been here over 5 hours now and I am DONE! lol
Nomad: I know what you mean... Let's go to the women's restroom together
HB: Ha. Already on my way there :) Do you stick that thing everywhere?
Nomad: I'll meet you in the last stall
HB: It's really busy in here you know lol
Nomad: Then we will need to keep your mouth occupied so nobody hears
HB: I like the sound (or lack of) that
This is the first time she has ever responded with anything remotely participatory. It has always been something like bastard, or stop, or I'm at work. Now, she says she likes something, so I go for more
Nomad: While you wrap your mouth around me, I am using my fingers to get u ready. Wow, you are getting so wet
HB: You know... I've tried replying and I just can't. I'm engaged and I feel like this is the same as cheating. Plus. Aren't you afraid to put that thick hardness near my braces? Too bad you'll never experience how deep I can take you
Wow, right? She is feeling guilty for what she is thinking, but likes how it sounds
Nomad: Yeah, too bad for you. Taking all of me in your mouth.. in your hands... inside of you. Wanting to scream out but people will hear. The thought makes you even more wet... dripping down the length of me, until you explode with joy
---
A few hours later she arrives at her destination, and she texts me. She can't sleep:
HB: I'm laying in bed for the first time in 43 hours. Lol. What are you doing up?
Nomad: Thinking about our time in the bathroom in the airport. That was hot!
HB: Hmmm... Idk what exactly YOU think happened ;) I'm innocent :)
Nomad: I agree. Very innocent. Deliciously innocent
HB: You sure know how to make my stomach do flips. You're such a player ;)
Nomad: Imagine what I could do with the rest of your body
HB: It's too painful to imagine it and not be satisfied
Nomad: You have been under a lot of stress lately. U need a release
HB: I was trying to go to sleep and now you're gonna get me all riled up. Must you torture me??
Nomad: Call me
HB: Um... I think that might be taking it too far Nomad. As much as I want to... I can't.
Nomad: Are you wet?
HB: That's a personal question
Nomad: I'm crawling under the covers... kissing your stomach, your thighs, your lips... licking u gently
HB: You are really tearing me in two. I can't tell if I wanna say please stop, or please DON'T stop
This inner conflict is making her hornier and hornier
---
The next day, she is out in the sunshine
Nomad: Be careful not to burn. Maybe I should rub some lotion on your back
HB: Yeah, I do have a hard time reaching back there ;)
Nomad: Can you get my back too? I think I missed a spot
HB: A chance to rub a muscular man? mmmm, I'd jump on that opportunity :)
Nomad: lower...
HB: Guess not everything that's hard on you is muscle. I'll rub that too ;)
Nomad: With your tongue
HB: Swirling my wet tongue around you. Taking you fully into my mouth, moaning softly so you feel it vibrating
Nomad: Sounds nice... and then?
HB: I want to take you down my throat... feeling hot all the way down. Pumping you in and out...
Nomad: Tell me more
HB: I want you to cum in my mouth and feel you pulsing down my throat
Nice! She is now engaging sexually herself, and very graphically. Once she started, I wanted her to continue, so I just prompted with "and then?" But I don't want it to end under her terms... Up to this point, I had avoided use of graphic words (pussy, cock, etc...) But now that she is more graphic, I began using them
Nomad: OK, I can do that for you. But not yet. First, I want you on top of me... u sucking me, and me licking your wet pussy... sliding my fingers inside you
Nomad: I want to feel you cum on my face, your body shaking. Then I will slide up behind you with u on your hands and knees... pumping inside you, with your ass slapping up against me
Nomad: When I am ready to cum, you turn around and take me all the way down your throat, swallowing every last drop
HB: I think you need to fly to (where she is.) Now. Please?
I'm tempted, but I really can't fly there practically. Logistics are bad. She is saying this in the moment, but what would really happen if I showed up. Plus, I'm a busy high value guy. I don't fly across the country for some piece of ass. At the same time, she is opening up and reaching out, so I don't want to shoot her down by saying no
Nomad: I'm ready for you here. Make it so
(Now she needs to solve the logistics problems. I don't expect this to happen anytime soon)
---
We exchange a few more messages, and I know she will be at her hotel in an hour. She texts me:
HB: You know, I was thinking about you :)
HB: And something yummy you have :)
At this point, I call her. This is the first time we have spoken since the day we met. She is in the hotel, with her brother in the next room 10 feet away. She says she can't talk
I start describing what I would do to her if I was there. I'm telling her to say things like "Fuck me Nomad" and "I want you inside me Nomad" A few times she mentions that she is so wet and is worried her brother will notice, or her brother poked his head in the room, but I keep going and she keeps touching herself. And then she cums, softly, quietly. I have to go, and she has to go. She says she is wearing mens boxers and they are soaked all the way through
---
She sends me a text a little later:
HB: Yeah, I am FUCKING wet. Thanks :)
Nomad: Yeah you are. Good girl
HB: Mmmm... I just came for you twice. Once before I cleaned up, and again after, when I realized I was still really wet...
Nomad: Only two? Too bad U weren't here in person. I could do so much better
HB: Lol as soon as I read that, not even kidding, I was instantly hot and throbbing. Oh what you do to me
Nomad: My hard cock is throbbing for you. Change your flight
HB: fuck I want to sit on it, lick, it, suck it, rub it, touch it. Be filled with it. Anything and everything possible between me and the best meat out there
Nomad: I will do all of that to you... and more
HB: My brain can hardly even fathom the word "more" in that context. You might hafta jump start me a few times after I pass out in ecstasy
Nomad: Don't worry. I will definitely jump start you. As soon as u pass out from one orgasm, u will wake up with my hard cock inside u
HB: I'd love to wake up to that. With you pumping inside me. Just taking me cuz you want me
Nomad: You know I will
HB: Fuck. This texting is so hard now that I heard you talking to me. We should make a date for sunday and today night :). I'll be alone then :) I need to slide my fingers inside me, wishing they felt half as good as you
She is nearly fully invested now. The next day she texts me again:
HB: Hey sexy. I wanna suck your cock. And everything in between. It's all I think about you know. I guess you really are corrupting me ;)
---
Nomad: When are you going to be alone?
HB: Oh believe me, you'll be the first to know
Nomad: You would love it if I was there... taking you on the bed, in the shower, pressed up against the wall... filling u with my cum
HB: Honestly I don't care WHERE you take me... just please take all of me
---
Later she sends me a text about something she is doing
Nomad: All that blah blah blah going on... and yet all u can think about is having me inside you
HB: Lol, you caught me ;)
Nomad: Filling you...
HB: You're gonna make me moan right here. In the car. With my brother
Nomad: I'm going to make you moan right here. In my bedroom in LA. With your lover
HB: I can't believe what you can do to me thru technology... I'm almost scared to see what happens in person
(She is now working out in person logistics on her own)
Later:
HB: I'm alone for a few minutes my dear :) But honestly like, only a few. Maybe we should wait
(She is now dropping terms of endearment)
the next day, she is texting me often. She is torn. She ends one text with
HB: *long sensual kiss*
Later in the day:
...
HB: I am thrilled by your desire... needing you again. And a million times to come. I'm yours... please take all of me. Teach me everything
Nomad: Are you truly ready to learn? Are you willing to be a dedicated and passionate student?
HB: Mmmm, yes, I wanna know everything
HB: Nomad, do you really like seducing an egaged woman? It's actually pretty disrespectful you know
Nomad: Call me later when we can make your pussy wet together. I'm going to go get lunch
HB: K, I'll call you
Nomad: Have fun today. Don't get wet without me
HB: If i do, it'll only be because all the sudden you come to my mind. I've been suffering from that for quite some time now. But i'll do my best to wait and let the passion build
---
A few hours later:
HB: Couple more hours babe
(the anticipation is building)
A few hours later she calls, and she is trying to make things sexual. She just got out of the shower, she is naked, and hinting at sexual things. I'm slowing things down a bit, starting things off on my terms. Then she gets an incoming call, "oh, this is my fiance I need to take this, I'll call you back"
About 10 minutes later, I send her a text. She replies:
HB: Sorry, still on the phone. Will call you in a bit
Nomad: No problem. But I might have to get started without you
HB: Mmmm, just a few more minutes
She calls 5 minutes later. Yeah, she got off the phone with her fiance to have phone sex with me
Now I go right into it. I'd been listening to David Shade phone sex CD's earlier in the day :) She has an orgasm 10 minutes in, and then another one 10 minutes later. The second one was so big, that she was screaming out and she couldn't talk for 10 minutes after. She said she couldn't walk because her knees were shaking. She had never had an orgasm so powerful. Damn... David Shade's stuff is good. We do some light pillow talk and I work to reconnect with her on an emotional level. I seed a few ideas for meeting up in person, and she says no... but then later asks, what was the name of that place you mentioned again? I wish her sweet dreams and put her to bed.
---
Where this is going to go, I still don't know. I've suggested she find some airline training in LA. I suggested we grab some dinner when I am in her town. She says no, but then asks questions later about details. She says she can't meet me because we couldn't control ourselves. That's why we meet in public. But what if she can't control herself? Then I'll roll up a newspaper and smack her on the nose :)
I'm going to continue working on this, as phone sex practice and also work for the meetup. I'll be in her town in about 3 weeks... I'm pretty sure that if I can get her to meet up with me, that she will become a regular. She has said things like, "if I come down there then I'll need to get a flight attendant job on the LA leg" and "I wouldn't want this to be just a one time thing..." I'll keep the sexual tension high, and also make it seem that meeting up would be non-sexual
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Club and Street Game
Went out with Joker and Martyr to an area club. We rolled up at 9:22, just as the door guy was pulling the rope across the entrance. We greeted him politely, saying we wanted to grab a quick bite before heading down the street. And... in we go
We sit at the bar for a bit, and I get a drink. I had a drink the night before for the first time in ages, and I was feeling really good energy. So out of curiosity, I tried a drink tonight to compare. (Conclusion: I don't like to drink when I go out. I just felt tired tonight, which I believe was due to the drink)
I winged Joker on a set at the bar... Then...
100. 3 girls standing near the bar, with 2 dudes standing nearby. Oprah Winfrey. 2 girls hook, and one walks back to her boyfriend (they told me.) They won't have sex with Oprah, and the conversation dies out. I pull the guys in, and just ask if they would have sex with Oprah for $1 million. One guy would have sex with her for free. This is my warm up set, so I leave (C>5)
101. I open a mixed 2-set standing in front of us. Oprah. Reckon/Yonder. Cow shit. The guy loves me, the girl loves me. Joker comes in and wings, isolating me with the girl. I vibed with her a bit about random bs, and then I eject, giving both the guy and the girl a hug. (C>5)
102. I walk to the end of the bar, and open a seated 2-set. Oprah Winfrey. My target would "fuck her for a million." Joker comes in to wing, leaving me with the target. She starts to close off, as I can tell by her one word answers and her body language. I'm done with the set, so I just say to her, you have interesting body language. She says, you mean closed off... how observant of you. Its always nice to get confirmation :) I eject (C>5)
I wing Joker on a couple more sets. One with a birthday girl with giant cans. They are Persian... one is 8 feet tall, another is a midget.
103. I see the cutest girl in my immediate area. Sex Last Week. She bolts (B)
The venue is getting really loud now, and I'm not feeling super high energy. So I suggest we leave, and Joker and Martyr agree. I hug the guy and girl from my second set good-bye, and then we head out the door
104. We arrive at Cahuenga, and roll into the first place. It is dark. I open the first 2 set I see. Horse Girl. I sit down with them, get up and dance with the horse girl a bit. I suggest we move to another venue, they agree. And as we are leaving, one of them says she needs to go home. # close. I go for the kiss, but the girl turns her head. I joke about kissing, and pretend I am kissing her all over her face and she laughs like crazy. I hug both of them good night. (#)
As we are crossing the street, who should we see? Gabriel P. So we call it a night and run into a nearby diner and grab some food.
105. While we are eating, a cute girl is standing near me. Horse Girl. Hug. Shedding Cat. She stops me from touching her hair, saying she has boundaries. I back turn her a bit. She reaches for my hair. I recite her words back at her. Smart Tests. I'm kino'ing her open back. Standing ultra close to her. Their table is ready, so I get the number. She hands me her phone to save her #, and I save it as Future Boyfriend Jeremy. Then I give her a hug good-bye (#)
Summary:
Don't drink and game. Friends don't let friends drink and game
Chics love me
B - 1
C>5 - 3
# - 2
We sit at the bar for a bit, and I get a drink. I had a drink the night before for the first time in ages, and I was feeling really good energy. So out of curiosity, I tried a drink tonight to compare. (Conclusion: I don't like to drink when I go out. I just felt tired tonight, which I believe was due to the drink)
I winged Joker on a set at the bar... Then...
100. 3 girls standing near the bar, with 2 dudes standing nearby. Oprah Winfrey. 2 girls hook, and one walks back to her boyfriend (they told me.) They won't have sex with Oprah, and the conversation dies out. I pull the guys in, and just ask if they would have sex with Oprah for $1 million. One guy would have sex with her for free. This is my warm up set, so I leave (C>5)
101. I open a mixed 2-set standing in front of us. Oprah. Reckon/Yonder. Cow shit. The guy loves me, the girl loves me. Joker comes in and wings, isolating me with the girl. I vibed with her a bit about random bs, and then I eject, giving both the guy and the girl a hug. (C>5)
102. I walk to the end of the bar, and open a seated 2-set. Oprah Winfrey. My target would "fuck her for a million." Joker comes in to wing, leaving me with the target. She starts to close off, as I can tell by her one word answers and her body language. I'm done with the set, so I just say to her, you have interesting body language. She says, you mean closed off... how observant of you. Its always nice to get confirmation :) I eject (C>5)
I wing Joker on a couple more sets. One with a birthday girl with giant cans. They are Persian... one is 8 feet tall, another is a midget.
103. I see the cutest girl in my immediate area. Sex Last Week. She bolts (B)
The venue is getting really loud now, and I'm not feeling super high energy. So I suggest we leave, and Joker and Martyr agree. I hug the guy and girl from my second set good-bye, and then we head out the door
104. We arrive at Cahuenga, and roll into the first place. It is dark. I open the first 2 set I see. Horse Girl. I sit down with them, get up and dance with the horse girl a bit. I suggest we move to another venue, they agree. And as we are leaving, one of them says she needs to go home. # close. I go for the kiss, but the girl turns her head. I joke about kissing, and pretend I am kissing her all over her face and she laughs like crazy. I hug both of them good night. (#)
As we are crossing the street, who should we see? Gabriel P. So we call it a night and run into a nearby diner and grab some food.
105. While we are eating, a cute girl is standing near me. Horse Girl. Hug. Shedding Cat. She stops me from touching her hair, saying she has boundaries. I back turn her a bit. She reaches for my hair. I recite her words back at her. Smart Tests. I'm kino'ing her open back. Standing ultra close to her. Their table is ready, so I get the number. She hands me her phone to save her #, and I save it as Future Boyfriend Jeremy. Then I give her a hug good-bye (#)
Summary:
Don't drink and game. Friends don't let friends drink and game
Chics love me
B - 1
C>5 - 3
# - 2
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday - Day and Night Game
Joker had a friend in town. We went to UCLA. It was lame
88. I open a girl on the street corner. HG. She walks away (B)
89. I open another girl on a street corner. Horse Girl. We walk together a bit. She is from Israel. I visited Israel and we vibe on that. (C<5)
We go to Santa Monica.
90. I jump out of the car. Horse Girl. Laugh. Walk away (B)
91. Tall girl, get her #. Joker wings. She met the love of her life. Really, and we just met. Maybe when I get to know you better I will say the same. I run a lot of stuff on her... Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We vibe on travel. Friend Zone. She is flying to NZ tomorrow (#)
92. 2 blonds. U like horses. No! Walk away (B)
Back home for a nap
To the Standard
93. Skinny girl in lobby. Horse Girl. Hug. This girl is smokin hot. Smart Tests. Her friend comes in from outside and pulls her away (C<5)
94. I walk out to find the boyz, and there is a girl in the smoking area... with nobody talking to her. I open her situationally, my arm around her. She goes back inside, and sits down with her friends. I roll up, introduce myself to the friends, and start talking with them. I put my hand on the target, and say oops, i accidentally touched your breast. No you didn't... So I put my hand on her breast, and talk with her for a minute. Logistics... 2 girls, 3 guys. The girls are free to roam later in the night (#) I text later in the night but no response
Saddle Ranch
I was in here earlier. The door guys says, hey, welcome back. Bring your friends over and I'll get you a round of drinks. So I bring the guys back over... free drinks on me :)
95. 2 girls at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug with the horse girl, chat with the friend a minute. She interrupts and says "She has a serious boyfriend!" Pre-emptive cockblock, haha. I said, whoa, its all good, I'm gay. And then the friend became sweet as pie. I embellished a little bit, and said yeah, we could totally like have a sleep over and spoon, and nothing would happen. We could even take a shower together, and it would be like I was just one of the girls. She thought that was a bit too much, and let me know, but now she was all sweet. Joker comes in to wing and talks with her, while I focus on my target. I am seated at the bar now, with her between my legs. I'm touching her lower back, her ass. We talk about travel, and she has been to Brazil. I tell her about a girlfriend of mine that went to Brazil, and came back with a brazilian. Did she get a brazilian? And I touch her between the legs to emphasize. She politely slides my hand away, acts demure, and says she always keeps it clean... still touching my hand. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her parents are rich, she is a student. I go into 8 girlfriends, and she says she has one boyfriend. I say One!? Only one?! What a waste of resources... I remember when I was 22, I had one girlfriend that I thought was great, but I didn't know what I didn't know. It wasn't until years later after I grew up, matured, and figured out what was important in life that I realized how poor of a fit we were. (Sounds like a b/f buster to me. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she could relate.) She tells me that we should meet for coffee. I agree and take her number, and setup a date/time/location. I talk about how great the coffee is at this place, and she is into it. We vibe a bit more to make things more solid. Joker gets the friends #. (# close)
96. I'm doing my predatory shark stroll around the bar, when I see a girl fucking me with her eyes. 10 seconds later, we are making out. Let's go I say. She says she can't leave without her friends. Follow me... and I lead her to the men's bathroom. I am completely inside, she is halfway inside, and a male employee grabs her wrist and says, "Dude, she can't go in there with you!" wtf. I should have slipped him a $20. Brad says I should have whispered to him, dude, I have IBS and my g/f needs to help me. My 2 minute bathroom pull fails... but I get her out to my car, and am just talking with her, while Joker is looking for her friend. Then suddenly, this troll walks up to the passenger door, opens the car and pulls out the girl, and yells inside, "What are you doing in a car with my friend!?" This girl is hideous and angry. I get out of the car, and ask if Joker found her, we were looking for you. 3 guys in the parking lot say, Hey, he was just trying to help. But there is no communicating with a troll, and she drags her friend to the street and they hop in a taxi (k close)
Happy Endings
97. Horse Girl. Heard it. Plow. I rode a horse once... I tell a whole story, and they forget I did the HG opener and that they had already heard it. (C<5)
I vibe with the new guys from House 2 for a minute.
98. 3 girls together. Oprah. The rest of the interaction escapes me (C<5)
99. Cute girl walking past. HG. Hug. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We are vibing great, so I invite her and her friend to House 2. They agree. Turns out there are two guys in the group, or so I inferred... but the feel I got was that they wouldn't come without the guys. Joker later got rid of the dudes. I isolated my girl twice, once on the back porch, but then she needed to go to the bathroom. And then once on the couch. She wouldn't sit next to me, always a bit of a distance... I was still kino'ing her. I read her Palm, and she loves it. I used that as a reason for her to sit close to me... as soon as I finished, she moved away again. Some drama ensues between the other girl and somebody taking some alcohol, and they leave. I hug and kiss my girl on the cheek, because she turned her head (#)
B - 3
C<5 - 4
# - 3
k - 1
88. I open a girl on the street corner. HG. She walks away (B)
89. I open another girl on a street corner. Horse Girl. We walk together a bit. She is from Israel. I visited Israel and we vibe on that. (C<5)
We go to Santa Monica.
90. I jump out of the car. Horse Girl. Laugh. Walk away (B)
91. Tall girl, get her #. Joker wings. She met the love of her life. Really, and we just met. Maybe when I get to know you better I will say the same. I run a lot of stuff on her... Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We vibe on travel. Friend Zone. She is flying to NZ tomorrow (#)
92. 2 blonds. U like horses. No! Walk away (B)
Back home for a nap
To the Standard
93. Skinny girl in lobby. Horse Girl. Hug. This girl is smokin hot. Smart Tests. Her friend comes in from outside and pulls her away (C<5)
94. I walk out to find the boyz, and there is a girl in the smoking area... with nobody talking to her. I open her situationally, my arm around her. She goes back inside, and sits down with her friends. I roll up, introduce myself to the friends, and start talking with them. I put my hand on the target, and say oops, i accidentally touched your breast. No you didn't... So I put my hand on her breast, and talk with her for a minute. Logistics... 2 girls, 3 guys. The girls are free to roam later in the night (#) I text later in the night but no response
Saddle Ranch
I was in here earlier. The door guys says, hey, welcome back. Bring your friends over and I'll get you a round of drinks. So I bring the guys back over... free drinks on me :)
95. 2 girls at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug with the horse girl, chat with the friend a minute. She interrupts and says "She has a serious boyfriend!" Pre-emptive cockblock, haha. I said, whoa, its all good, I'm gay. And then the friend became sweet as pie. I embellished a little bit, and said yeah, we could totally like have a sleep over and spoon, and nothing would happen. We could even take a shower together, and it would be like I was just one of the girls. She thought that was a bit too much, and let me know, but now she was all sweet. Joker comes in to wing and talks with her, while I focus on my target. I am seated at the bar now, with her between my legs. I'm touching her lower back, her ass. We talk about travel, and she has been to Brazil. I tell her about a girlfriend of mine that went to Brazil, and came back with a brazilian. Did she get a brazilian? And I touch her between the legs to emphasize. She politely slides my hand away, acts demure, and says she always keeps it clean... still touching my hand. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her parents are rich, she is a student. I go into 8 girlfriends, and she says she has one boyfriend. I say One!? Only one?! What a waste of resources... I remember when I was 22, I had one girlfriend that I thought was great, but I didn't know what I didn't know. It wasn't until years later after I grew up, matured, and figured out what was important in life that I realized how poor of a fit we were. (Sounds like a b/f buster to me. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she could relate.) She tells me that we should meet for coffee. I agree and take her number, and setup a date/time/location. I talk about how great the coffee is at this place, and she is into it. We vibe a bit more to make things more solid. Joker gets the friends #. (# close)
96. I'm doing my predatory shark stroll around the bar, when I see a girl fucking me with her eyes. 10 seconds later, we are making out. Let's go I say. She says she can't leave without her friends. Follow me... and I lead her to the men's bathroom. I am completely inside, she is halfway inside, and a male employee grabs her wrist and says, "Dude, she can't go in there with you!" wtf. I should have slipped him a $20. Brad says I should have whispered to him, dude, I have IBS and my g/f needs to help me. My 2 minute bathroom pull fails... but I get her out to my car, and am just talking with her, while Joker is looking for her friend. Then suddenly, this troll walks up to the passenger door, opens the car and pulls out the girl, and yells inside, "What are you doing in a car with my friend!?" This girl is hideous and angry. I get out of the car, and ask if Joker found her, we were looking for you. 3 guys in the parking lot say, Hey, he was just trying to help. But there is no communicating with a troll, and she drags her friend to the street and they hop in a taxi (k close)
Happy Endings
97. Horse Girl. Heard it. Plow. I rode a horse once... I tell a whole story, and they forget I did the HG opener and that they had already heard it. (C<5)
I vibe with the new guys from House 2 for a minute.
98. 3 girls together. Oprah. The rest of the interaction escapes me (C<5)
99. Cute girl walking past. HG. Hug. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. We are vibing great, so I invite her and her friend to House 2. They agree. Turns out there are two guys in the group, or so I inferred... but the feel I got was that they wouldn't come without the guys. Joker later got rid of the dudes. I isolated my girl twice, once on the back porch, but then she needed to go to the bathroom. And then once on the couch. She wouldn't sit next to me, always a bit of a distance... I was still kino'ing her. I read her Palm, and she loves it. I used that as a reason for her to sit close to me... as soon as I finished, she moved away again. Some drama ensues between the other girl and somebody taking some alcohol, and they leave. I hug and kiss my girl on the cheek, because she turned her head (#)
B - 3
C<5 - 4
# - 3
k - 1
Friday, April 24, 2009
Persian Pussy Palace
A friend of mine is in town, and we plan to meet up. He has a hookup at Opera, a club I've never been to... We meet up on Cahuenga and do a few warm up sets.
I wing Joker on a set on the street.
84. I open a fat girl standing by herself. Oprah. I'm being really loud, with my voice, my expressions, and my gestures. A beta dude comes in to the set, and I engage him and ask if he would have sex with Oprah. He agrees to cuddle with her. I'm feeling warm, and I leave. (C<5)
I wing Joker on a mixed 3-set. He isolates a girl, and I chat up a guy about snowboarding, living in LA, etc...
Then we head over to Opera. The door guy walks us in with no cover. I love connections
Since it is a new venue for me, I walk around the place and scope it out, looking for isolation spots and getting an idea of overall layout. This place is full of Persians
85. I open 2 Danish girls. They are visiting for a couple months. Horse Girl. Vibe on travel. I start talking sexually, and the girl moves away from me (C<5)
86. 2 set in the smoking area. Persian Mechanic. They laugh. It dies (C<5)
I think there were a couple other sets in here, but they don't come to mind. Not writing field reports immediately after going out is a definite no-no.
87. I open a large set standing on the street, waiting to get inside. Horse Girl. Persian Mechanic. The girl needs to look at her friend before she can say anything herself. That is so boring... and I leave (C<5)
An important life lesson: I'm not into Persians
C<5 - 4
I wing Joker on a set on the street.
84. I open a fat girl standing by herself. Oprah. I'm being really loud, with my voice, my expressions, and my gestures. A beta dude comes in to the set, and I engage him and ask if he would have sex with Oprah. He agrees to cuddle with her. I'm feeling warm, and I leave. (C<5)
I wing Joker on a mixed 3-set. He isolates a girl, and I chat up a guy about snowboarding, living in LA, etc...
Then we head over to Opera. The door guy walks us in with no cover. I love connections
Since it is a new venue for me, I walk around the place and scope it out, looking for isolation spots and getting an idea of overall layout. This place is full of Persians
85. I open 2 Danish girls. They are visiting for a couple months. Horse Girl. Vibe on travel. I start talking sexually, and the girl moves away from me (C<5)
86. 2 set in the smoking area. Persian Mechanic. They laugh. It dies (C<5)
I think there were a couple other sets in here, but they don't come to mind. Not writing field reports immediately after going out is a definite no-no.
87. I open a large set standing on the street, waiting to get inside. Horse Girl. Persian Mechanic. The girl needs to look at her friend before she can say anything herself. That is so boring... and I leave (C<5)
An important life lesson: I'm not into Persians
C<5 - 4
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hell Night... again
April Hell night was a bit less packed then on my previous visits. And it was also a little more boring.
We arrive, and I just chill for a few minutes. It is pretty quiet at the beginning, even though it is 10:30. A lot of girls in attendance are a bit plumper and uglier than is to my liking, so I waited a bit to open
77. Red head with pig tails. Sex Last Week. She walks away and says she will warn other girls coming my way what to expect. (B)
78. Upstairs, I discover a quiet lounge. I had no idea this was here. It would be a great quiet isolation spot. A girl is sitting in the corner writing in a journal. Horse Girl. She forgives me. I see a giant wedding ring on her finger and decide to eject (C<5)
79. Short blond. I open her with horse girl. I am having a hard time remembering the whole set, but later in the night I number closed her. (#)
80. Beautiful girl with long hair opens me, saying we met at the Rainbow Room. I've never been to the Rainbow Room. I tell her my name. She says she remembers... clever girl. She opened me so I tone down the game a bit. I still run smart tests, and smart/hot/rich. She is hot, and she agrees I am hot. She says her best quality is that she is adorable. I can't argue with that. She hasn't been to hell night before, so I grab her by the wrist and give her a tour. I comment on her hair, and pull it. She asks if I'm into S&M. I ignore the question and share some stories, about the cops coming to the house, a trip to Japan, etc... 8 girlfriends. We exchange numbers... I think it may be a fake. Her friend comes up and they start talking, so I talk with my friends. Then they leave, but not before giving me a hug (#)
81. Another beautiful girl with long hair is standing near me talking with friends. I had eyed her earlier in the night, but she was upstairs so I didn't approach. But now she was within pouncing distance, so in I went. Horse Girl. She and her friend loved it. Hug. Smart Tests, Smart/Hot/Rich. She is loving everything, and laughing like crazy, saying how funny I am. I vibe a bit on travel. Her friends come back, I engage the friends. I tell them we are in love and going to get married, and ask if that would be a mistake. They say only because she has a serious boyfriend for years. Oops. The grup pulls her away (C>5)
82. I open a girl at the bar that I have met before. We chat, and I run light game on her. I do the blender routine, and she runs away (B)
Joker and I decide to leave Hell night, and go walk Cahuenga.
83. 3 girls and a guy are walking in front of us. I open them with Horse Girl on a blond. She is from Nebraska. We follow them into a bar, and the guy starts being a dick, saying how they don't want to talk to me and I should go away. I say dude, you must be from LA. You really deserve your reputation of being unwelcoming and cold. The blond says I am cool, and he apologizes. We shake hands and I have Joker and Mr. S talk with him. I ask her to be my 9th girlfriend, and she runs to the bar
(B)
I wing on a set with Joker on 2 really hot girls, and then head home for the night. The girl I am talking to is an ice queen
I noticed a few things when post processing the last few weeks. My repertoire is not expanding, and my delivery of existing scripts is fairly solid. Note to self: add 2 routines next time I go out. I've been paying attention to attraction levels, and working on gaming less hard and being more real when attraction is high. I am not interested in talking to 5's and 6's anymore... I expect to be able to game higher quality girls.
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
# - 2
We arrive, and I just chill for a few minutes. It is pretty quiet at the beginning, even though it is 10:30. A lot of girls in attendance are a bit plumper and uglier than is to my liking, so I waited a bit to open
77. Red head with pig tails. Sex Last Week. She walks away and says she will warn other girls coming my way what to expect. (B)
78. Upstairs, I discover a quiet lounge. I had no idea this was here. It would be a great quiet isolation spot. A girl is sitting in the corner writing in a journal. Horse Girl. She forgives me. I see a giant wedding ring on her finger and decide to eject (C<5)
79. Short blond. I open her with horse girl. I am having a hard time remembering the whole set, but later in the night I number closed her. (#)
80. Beautiful girl with long hair opens me, saying we met at the Rainbow Room. I've never been to the Rainbow Room. I tell her my name. She says she remembers... clever girl. She opened me so I tone down the game a bit. I still run smart tests, and smart/hot/rich. She is hot, and she agrees I am hot. She says her best quality is that she is adorable. I can't argue with that. She hasn't been to hell night before, so I grab her by the wrist and give her a tour. I comment on her hair, and pull it. She asks if I'm into S&M. I ignore the question and share some stories, about the cops coming to the house, a trip to Japan, etc... 8 girlfriends. We exchange numbers... I think it may be a fake. Her friend comes up and they start talking, so I talk with my friends. Then they leave, but not before giving me a hug (#)
81. Another beautiful girl with long hair is standing near me talking with friends. I had eyed her earlier in the night, but she was upstairs so I didn't approach. But now she was within pouncing distance, so in I went. Horse Girl. She and her friend loved it. Hug. Smart Tests, Smart/Hot/Rich. She is loving everything, and laughing like crazy, saying how funny I am. I vibe a bit on travel. Her friends come back, I engage the friends. I tell them we are in love and going to get married, and ask if that would be a mistake. They say only because she has a serious boyfriend for years. Oops. The grup pulls her away (C>5)
82. I open a girl at the bar that I have met before. We chat, and I run light game on her. I do the blender routine, and she runs away (B)
Joker and I decide to leave Hell night, and go walk Cahuenga.
83. 3 girls and a guy are walking in front of us. I open them with Horse Girl on a blond. She is from Nebraska. We follow them into a bar, and the guy starts being a dick, saying how they don't want to talk to me and I should go away. I say dude, you must be from LA. You really deserve your reputation of being unwelcoming and cold. The blond says I am cool, and he apologizes. We shake hands and I have Joker and Mr. S talk with him. I ask her to be my 9th girlfriend, and she runs to the bar
(B)
I wing on a set with Joker on 2 really hot girls, and then head home for the night. The girl I am talking to is an ice queen
I noticed a few things when post processing the last few weeks. My repertoire is not expanding, and my delivery of existing scripts is fairly solid. Note to self: add 2 routines next time I go out. I've been paying attention to attraction levels, and working on gaming less hard and being more real when attraction is high. I am not interested in talking to 5's and 6's anymore... I expect to be able to game higher quality girls.
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
# - 2
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Day 2 with HBRockGirl
I met up with HBRockGirl out at her place (Girl #6 from the 3rd month at the PU Mansion)
We talked on the phone a couple times, but logistics never worked out to meet up. She lives about 40 minutes away, and doesn't come to town that often. So I claimed I was going to pick something up from a guy that I bought on Craig's List, and was only going to be 10 minutes away.
I arrive, hug her, and make her give me a tour of her place. Then we run to the store. I'm kino'ing her in the car. I buy a bottle of wine and she picks up some stuff to finish a cleanup project at home. Back at her place, I jammed out on a guitar I found in the corner and sang while she finished up her project.
Then, we went for a walk to a park. Ben n Jerry's was giving out free ice cream cones, so I told her I never pay for stuff when I'm hanging out with a girl, but because I am feeling generous today I will get her a cone. Then we sat in the park and played the truth game while she ate her cone. My first question was, when was the last time you were jealous? Her first question: when was the last time you had sex. Nice... from there, we talked about places we had sex, positions, etc...
As that was dying down, I played a bit of extended family, pointing out my uncle Frank with anger management issues but has now taken up photography. Sometimes he still gets angry and destroys his camera. My aunt Claire who looks 50 but is actually 24... she had health issues due to drug abuse... too much partying and going to raves. And my cousin Bob, who used to be a bouncer for Alice Cooper. He just got out of prison and won't talk about what happened on the inside.
Then we hop on some swings. I push her for a bit, then she pushes me. I keep yelling, higher Auntie Sue, higher!
Then we go back to her place to watch some TV. I'm kino'ing like crazy... lightly touching her exposed back, rubbing her inner thigh, holding her hand... During commercials, I start kissing her. When the show came back on, I stopped. At one point, I jumped on her and pinned her down. She was having some second thoughts... she tells me outright, not until this guy she was seeing moves out in a week and a half. I escalate a couple more times, realize is isn't going to happen, talk some more, and then leave. As I'm walking out the door, I push her up against the wall and make out with her... then I just walk out the door and say "later."
We talked on the phone a couple times, but logistics never worked out to meet up. She lives about 40 minutes away, and doesn't come to town that often. So I claimed I was going to pick something up from a guy that I bought on Craig's List, and was only going to be 10 minutes away.
I arrive, hug her, and make her give me a tour of her place. Then we run to the store. I'm kino'ing her in the car. I buy a bottle of wine and she picks up some stuff to finish a cleanup project at home. Back at her place, I jammed out on a guitar I found in the corner and sang while she finished up her project.
Then, we went for a walk to a park. Ben n Jerry's was giving out free ice cream cones, so I told her I never pay for stuff when I'm hanging out with a girl, but because I am feeling generous today I will get her a cone. Then we sat in the park and played the truth game while she ate her cone. My first question was, when was the last time you were jealous? Her first question: when was the last time you had sex. Nice... from there, we talked about places we had sex, positions, etc...
As that was dying down, I played a bit of extended family, pointing out my uncle Frank with anger management issues but has now taken up photography. Sometimes he still gets angry and destroys his camera. My aunt Claire who looks 50 but is actually 24... she had health issues due to drug abuse... too much partying and going to raves. And my cousin Bob, who used to be a bouncer for Alice Cooper. He just got out of prison and won't talk about what happened on the inside.
Then we hop on some swings. I push her for a bit, then she pushes me. I keep yelling, higher Auntie Sue, higher!
Then we go back to her place to watch some TV. I'm kino'ing like crazy... lightly touching her exposed back, rubbing her inner thigh, holding her hand... During commercials, I start kissing her. When the show came back on, I stopped. At one point, I jumped on her and pinned her down. She was having some second thoughts... she tells me outright, not until this guy she was seeing moves out in a week and a half. I escalate a couple more times, realize is isn't going to happen, talk some more, and then leave. As I'm walking out the door, I push her up against the wall and make out with her... then I just walk out the door and say "later."
Trannies, Fire Trucks, and Police... Oh my
Joker and I go out to get some supplies and food.
First we go to target:
70. Target 1 - first cuteish girl I see walking past. Horse Girl. She forgives me, and walks away. (B)
71. Target 2 - hot girl walking past check out lane. I stop her twice. She walks away (B)
72. Whole Foods - cute red head. She forgives me, but refuses to hug me. I see her walking elsewhere in the store, and shake my head, saying "still holding on to the anger." She laughs, and starts talking to the beef sales guy (B)
73. Whole Foods - two cute black haired Swedish girls in the check out line. Horse Girl. Hug. The shorter of the two was crazy hot. She was closed, but the taller girl hugs me and laughs. They are finishing up paying for their groceries, and then the shorter girl runs off (C<5)
On the drive back to the house, we see two people in a convertible. We wave, roll to the next light, and wave again. Then I look closer, and realize that they are dudes. Dude, I think they are trannies!
Jake, Gabriel, and others are at a rock show. We join them. On the way to the show, fire trucks from 3 different fire departments are in front of the club. There is black smoke billowing everywhere from a garbage can.. it smells pretty nasty.
74. English girl with huge ass - I happen to be standing next to her, so I game her. She is cracking up, and later leans in to say "Dude, you have really good lines." (C<5)
75. After the show... outside - 2 set - Sex Last Week. It wasn't her, and it wasn't going anywhere, so I dropped into Smart Tests. She says she is dumb... huh, I like dumb girls. They back turn me... (B)
76. Situational - vibing about being from a common city. Jake enters and offers to after party at our place, and we start walking... This turns into a C>5 situation
Between Jake, Joker, and Me, we pull 2 groups back to the house. A group of 1 guy/3 girls, and a group of 1 guy/2 girls from England.
On the way back to the house, I link up with one of the girls and walk with her arm in arm. We are vibing, and the guy/3 girls keep getting distracted... ultra short attention spans. One of the girls goes back into an alley with Joker, and I am certain they are back their fucking... but no, she is pissing. I never knew Joker liked water sports. My girl is saying her feet hurt, so I tell her to hop on my back. I'm squeezing her ass and tickling her pussy through her jeans while we walk.
Back at the house, I give her a tour. The girl Joker is with needs to vomit, so they all go into the bathroom. Jake settles the situation. I'm now sitting on the lovesac with my girl, and we are cuddling and touching each other. I go for the kiss... no dice. "I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'll never see you again, I can't, blah blah blah." Change subject...
We end up splitting apart for a bit, and then the guy in their group says he wants me to take another girl, because he is going to try to hook up with the girl I'm working on. I grab her by the wrist and lead her into my bedroom, and shut the door. I play a couple songs on guitar, then start kissing her on the neck... we are interrupted by a cop arriving at the house, because a neighbor called due to loud music. I turn down the music
Now... my girl gets a phone call from the passed out girls father, and he chews her ass out. She starts getting belligerent to everybody, and Jake kicks her out. She calls the cops... I can hear her on the sidewalk talking on the phone... I don't know where I am, i just got kicked out of this house, I need help. We tell everyone else to leave, and just chill in the back yard near the firepit. In total, 8 cops show up. We explain what happened for 30 seconds, and the leave
Good times. In the last few nights I am in the house with 2 girls, but no lovin. Bummer
B - 4
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 1
First we go to target:
70. Target 1 - first cuteish girl I see walking past. Horse Girl. She forgives me, and walks away. (B)
71. Target 2 - hot girl walking past check out lane. I stop her twice. She walks away (B)
72. Whole Foods - cute red head. She forgives me, but refuses to hug me. I see her walking elsewhere in the store, and shake my head, saying "still holding on to the anger." She laughs, and starts talking to the beef sales guy (B)
73. Whole Foods - two cute black haired Swedish girls in the check out line. Horse Girl. Hug. The shorter of the two was crazy hot. She was closed, but the taller girl hugs me and laughs. They are finishing up paying for their groceries, and then the shorter girl runs off (C<5)
On the drive back to the house, we see two people in a convertible. We wave, roll to the next light, and wave again. Then I look closer, and realize that they are dudes. Dude, I think they are trannies!
Jake, Gabriel, and others are at a rock show. We join them. On the way to the show, fire trucks from 3 different fire departments are in front of the club. There is black smoke billowing everywhere from a garbage can.. it smells pretty nasty.
74. English girl with huge ass - I happen to be standing next to her, so I game her. She is cracking up, and later leans in to say "Dude, you have really good lines." (C<5)
75. After the show... outside - 2 set - Sex Last Week. It wasn't her, and it wasn't going anywhere, so I dropped into Smart Tests. She says she is dumb... huh, I like dumb girls. They back turn me... (B)
76. Situational - vibing about being from a common city. Jake enters and offers to after party at our place, and we start walking... This turns into a C>5 situation
Between Jake, Joker, and Me, we pull 2 groups back to the house. A group of 1 guy/3 girls, and a group of 1 guy/2 girls from England.
On the way back to the house, I link up with one of the girls and walk with her arm in arm. We are vibing, and the guy/3 girls keep getting distracted... ultra short attention spans. One of the girls goes back into an alley with Joker, and I am certain they are back their fucking... but no, she is pissing. I never knew Joker liked water sports. My girl is saying her feet hurt, so I tell her to hop on my back. I'm squeezing her ass and tickling her pussy through her jeans while we walk.
Back at the house, I give her a tour. The girl Joker is with needs to vomit, so they all go into the bathroom. Jake settles the situation. I'm now sitting on the lovesac with my girl, and we are cuddling and touching each other. I go for the kiss... no dice. "I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'll never see you again, I can't, blah blah blah." Change subject...
We end up splitting apart for a bit, and then the guy in their group says he wants me to take another girl, because he is going to try to hook up with the girl I'm working on. I grab her by the wrist and lead her into my bedroom, and shut the door. I play a couple songs on guitar, then start kissing her on the neck... we are interrupted by a cop arriving at the house, because a neighbor called due to loud music. I turn down the music
Now... my girl gets a phone call from the passed out girls father, and he chews her ass out. She starts getting belligerent to everybody, and Jake kicks her out. She calls the cops... I can hear her on the sidewalk talking on the phone... I don't know where I am, i just got kicked out of this house, I need help. We tell everyone else to leave, and just chill in the back yard near the firepit. In total, 8 cops show up. We explain what happened for 30 seconds, and the leave
Good times. In the last few nights I am in the house with 2 girls, but no lovin. Bummer
B - 4
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 1
Monday, April 20, 2009
Whole Foods Game
I'm shopping at whole foods on Sunday Night, and the pickings are sparse. This is the most target poor visit to WF yet. I'm even sporting my new day game wear
69. I'm in line, and the girl in front of me has a whole cart full of healthy food. I situationally open her by commenting that her cart is full of healthy food. Very original. I drop a couple comments about my lifestyle, eating raw and fasting in Thailand, etc... She asks me a few questions. She is eating healthy to "save money." I tease her for shopping at Whole Paycheck, and suggest a few other options that will be less expensive. She is enjoying our interaction, and I suggest we sit down in the eating area and chat some more. Then... her credit card is declined for her purchase, and she can't get any of the food she came for, and she is feeling really embarrassed... so she says, I think I'll just run off... and she does. (C>5)
My new look is definitely more toned down. Out of one set to date, one woman has had her credit card declined. Is this a coincidence? Only further field testing will enable me to find out...
C>5 - 1
69. I'm in line, and the girl in front of me has a whole cart full of healthy food. I situationally open her by commenting that her cart is full of healthy food. Very original. I drop a couple comments about my lifestyle, eating raw and fasting in Thailand, etc... She asks me a few questions. She is eating healthy to "save money." I tease her for shopping at Whole Paycheck, and suggest a few other options that will be less expensive. She is enjoying our interaction, and I suggest we sit down in the eating area and chat some more. Then... her credit card is declined for her purchase, and she can't get any of the food she came for, and she is feeling really embarrassed... so she says, I think I'll just run off... and she does. (C>5)
My new look is definitely more toned down. Out of one set to date, one woman has had her credit card declined. Is this a coincidence? Only further field testing will enable me to find out...
C>5 - 1
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Workshop #3 Saturday - I whipped my dick out
Brad P and the guys from House 2 come over at 2 to kickoff the next day of the Workshop. Brad teaches Mr. S, Joker, and me some advanced attraction calibration techniques, and then takes Joker and I out for a makeover. I was a little confused about why the two of us would be makeover targets, but I went with it. I got a new day game look that is a bit more toned down and more granola/hippie.
Then we head out to a local club for night game. We arrive early to beat the door man and then chill for a bit. Around 10:00, Brad lets the dogs out of the cage...
60. I open the first set I see. It is a moving two set, and I stop them with horse girl. Forgiveness is a wonderful thing. I can tell there is some general attraction, so I slow things down a little bit. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart / Hot / Rich. Her parents are rich, but she is self sufficient. Cool. 8 girlfriends. She recommends her friend, who Joker is winging. This girl at first claims to have not had a boyfriend for 4 years, because she was tired of guys and went with girls instead. And she is more of a first girlfriend kind of person. I say yeah, I understand, all the guys here are so superficial. They think because they have a nice car or wear certain clothes that they can get a cool girl. So lame. She agrees. We talk about some travel, where she wants to go. I share some experiences from various travel I have done. I'm kino'ing her, touching the back of her neck, her lower back, etc... She is partially working, and has to go check on some things. She leaves a few times and comes back to her friend (still talking to Joker.) She gives me a biz card... and I text her immediately, with "Smile if you masturbate." She loves it and almost falls over laughing. She saves my name as Nomad Smile if you Masturbate. We chat a bit more, she needs to go work for real now... and we hug goodbye (#)
61. Two girls at bar. Oprah. Oh god, they say! Back turn and physically push away with arm (B)
62. Jake and I go in and do Sex Last Week to 2 friends at the same time. My target laughs but won't engage, but her friend does. Meanwhile Jake is gaming his girl on the opposite side of the table. I move position and start talking to the friend, while kino'ing my target. Then I pull my target in and start doing Shedding Cat. She pinky promises but back turns me. I talk to the friend some more. Then I do Smart Tests. She is now jumping through my hoops more, but then they all decide they are leaving the bar ASAP, and get up and walk out the door (C<5)
63. Sex Last Week. She loves it. Laughs her ass off. Gets pulled away by friends (C<5)
64. 2 girls dancing, I am standing above them. Sex Last Week. Laughs, but back turns me (B)
65. Solo girl. Sex Last week. She loves it, saying she has never been asked such a bold question before. I laugh. She says her boyfriend is "right over there." Oh yeah, we need a designated driver on our first date... she leaves to walk over to the boyfriend, smiling at me (C<5)
66. Go in with Brad. 2 girls dancing. Sex Last Week. Pushes me away. Brad waves at the girl and she flips him the middle finger (B)
67. 3 set. 1 seated. Sex Last Week on standing girl. Blows me out. Started gaming seated girl with smart tests. Other girls pull her away
I roam the venue a bit. see Jake in set with some European girls. I talk to him a bit. One of the girls opens me about my facial hair. I game her, go for the kiss, and she pulls away.
68. Solo girl at the bar. Situational opener. She is in town for a wedding, her man and she are fighting, she came to the bar by herself... sounds like a good candidate for SNL. She has fucked up teeth. I go for the kiss, she pulls away. I go to play Murder/Marry/Shag... I pick 3 guys. She wouldn't Murder, Marry, or Shag any of them. (Brad P was one of the 3, hehe.) She isn't complying, and she is not responding to my physical escalation, so I leave (C>5)
I hop in a taxi with Jake P to go back to the house to play wingman. Jake has a live one, one of the Euro girls and her sister (who I previously tried to kiss.) We hop in the back of the taxi... my girl, me, Jake, then his girl on his lap. They start making out in route. I pay for the taxi (Thanks Jake! :) ) and then we roll into the living room. Jake and his girl are making out, but the two girls keep talking in German. I tell them I know English is a hard language, but you need to use it.
I pull my girl outside to sit by the firepit, so Jake can be alone. I start rubbing her neck, and she takes my hand and pushes it away. She starts talking about some travel stuff, and I cut her off and do the Blender Routine. She says she isn't going to do anything with me. That's cool, I say. And she jumps right back into her boring story. I cut her off again... Do you masturbate? She looks at me like I'm crazy, and says Why you want to know this? I'm curious... Everybody does, she says. Yeah... do you keep your fingers on the surface, or do you penetrate? Why you want to know this, she says again? I'm curious... I use a vibrator. And why would you just be outside? It is so much better inside, and she starts talking about how some of her friends just stay outside and she doesn't understand it. Then I do the Secret Spots of the Vagina routine. At the end, she says she thinks she knows all of them already.
Now... she says, actually what I like to do is make the blow job. Oh yeah? Then she starts ragging on her sister a bit for sleeping with guys, how she hasn't had sex in 5 months, how she used to be in love with a guy for 4 years, and blah blah blah. So you like giving blow jobs? Yeah. What else do you like? I like all kinds of things. Well, let me help you out... and I stand up and whip my dick out and put it in front of her face.
She gets up and walks back into the house. I slowly go inside, and sit on the lovesac, while she is in the hand job chair. She says to me, that wasn't a good idea. What? That wasn't a good idea. What? So I get up and go closer to her. That wasn't a good idea... What wasn't? Doing that... I told you I wasn't going to do anything. Yeah, that's cool... the thing is, I'm pretty tense, so I'm just gonna do this myself anyway. But it would really help me if you would watch... and I take out my dick and start whacking it in front of her. There is little to no attraction on my part, so this is a bit of an effort, but I go for it anyway. She closes her eyes, and my dick is 6 inches from her face. Then I start stroking her hair, and she says No, and gets up and walks away, back outside. So I go get myself a glass of water and have a good laugh. Later, I'm done with you
Peace out
Nomad
Then we head out to a local club for night game. We arrive early to beat the door man and then chill for a bit. Around 10:00, Brad lets the dogs out of the cage...
60. I open the first set I see. It is a moving two set, and I stop them with horse girl. Forgiveness is a wonderful thing. I can tell there is some general attraction, so I slow things down a little bit. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart / Hot / Rich. Her parents are rich, but she is self sufficient. Cool. 8 girlfriends. She recommends her friend, who Joker is winging. This girl at first claims to have not had a boyfriend for 4 years, because she was tired of guys and went with girls instead. And she is more of a first girlfriend kind of person. I say yeah, I understand, all the guys here are so superficial. They think because they have a nice car or wear certain clothes that they can get a cool girl. So lame. She agrees. We talk about some travel, where she wants to go. I share some experiences from various travel I have done. I'm kino'ing her, touching the back of her neck, her lower back, etc... She is partially working, and has to go check on some things. She leaves a few times and comes back to her friend (still talking to Joker.) She gives me a biz card... and I text her immediately, with "Smile if you masturbate." She loves it and almost falls over laughing. She saves my name as Nomad Smile if you Masturbate. We chat a bit more, she needs to go work for real now... and we hug goodbye (#)
61. Two girls at bar. Oprah. Oh god, they say! Back turn and physically push away with arm (B)
62. Jake and I go in and do Sex Last Week to 2 friends at the same time. My target laughs but won't engage, but her friend does. Meanwhile Jake is gaming his girl on the opposite side of the table. I move position and start talking to the friend, while kino'ing my target. Then I pull my target in and start doing Shedding Cat. She pinky promises but back turns me. I talk to the friend some more. Then I do Smart Tests. She is now jumping through my hoops more, but then they all decide they are leaving the bar ASAP, and get up and walk out the door (C<5)
63. Sex Last Week. She loves it. Laughs her ass off. Gets pulled away by friends (C<5)
64. 2 girls dancing, I am standing above them. Sex Last Week. Laughs, but back turns me (B)
65. Solo girl. Sex Last week. She loves it, saying she has never been asked such a bold question before. I laugh. She says her boyfriend is "right over there." Oh yeah, we need a designated driver on our first date... she leaves to walk over to the boyfriend, smiling at me (C<5)
66. Go in with Brad. 2 girls dancing. Sex Last Week. Pushes me away. Brad waves at the girl and she flips him the middle finger (B)
67. 3 set. 1 seated. Sex Last Week on standing girl. Blows me out. Started gaming seated girl with smart tests. Other girls pull her away
I roam the venue a bit. see Jake in set with some European girls. I talk to him a bit. One of the girls opens me about my facial hair. I game her, go for the kiss, and she pulls away.
68. Solo girl at the bar. Situational opener. She is in town for a wedding, her man and she are fighting, she came to the bar by herself... sounds like a good candidate for SNL. She has fucked up teeth. I go for the kiss, she pulls away. I go to play Murder/Marry/Shag... I pick 3 guys. She wouldn't Murder, Marry, or Shag any of them. (Brad P was one of the 3, hehe.) She isn't complying, and she is not responding to my physical escalation, so I leave (C>5)
I hop in a taxi with Jake P to go back to the house to play wingman. Jake has a live one, one of the Euro girls and her sister (who I previously tried to kiss.) We hop in the back of the taxi... my girl, me, Jake, then his girl on his lap. They start making out in route. I pay for the taxi (Thanks Jake! :) ) and then we roll into the living room. Jake and his girl are making out, but the two girls keep talking in German. I tell them I know English is a hard language, but you need to use it.
I pull my girl outside to sit by the firepit, so Jake can be alone. I start rubbing her neck, and she takes my hand and pushes it away. She starts talking about some travel stuff, and I cut her off and do the Blender Routine. She says she isn't going to do anything with me. That's cool, I say. And she jumps right back into her boring story. I cut her off again... Do you masturbate? She looks at me like I'm crazy, and says Why you want to know this? I'm curious... Everybody does, she says. Yeah... do you keep your fingers on the surface, or do you penetrate? Why you want to know this, she says again? I'm curious... I use a vibrator. And why would you just be outside? It is so much better inside, and she starts talking about how some of her friends just stay outside and she doesn't understand it. Then I do the Secret Spots of the Vagina routine. At the end, she says she thinks she knows all of them already.
Now... she says, actually what I like to do is make the blow job. Oh yeah? Then she starts ragging on her sister a bit for sleeping with guys, how she hasn't had sex in 5 months, how she used to be in love with a guy for 4 years, and blah blah blah. So you like giving blow jobs? Yeah. What else do you like? I like all kinds of things. Well, let me help you out... and I stand up and whip my dick out and put it in front of her face.
She gets up and walks back into the house. I slowly go inside, and sit on the lovesac, while she is in the hand job chair. She says to me, that wasn't a good idea. What? That wasn't a good idea. What? So I get up and go closer to her. That wasn't a good idea... What wasn't? Doing that... I told you I wasn't going to do anything. Yeah, that's cool... the thing is, I'm pretty tense, so I'm just gonna do this myself anyway. But it would really help me if you would watch... and I take out my dick and start whacking it in front of her. There is little to no attraction on my part, so this is a bit of an effort, but I go for it anyway. She closes her eyes, and my dick is 6 inches from her face. Then I start stroking her hair, and she says No, and gets up and walks away, back outside. So I go get myself a glass of water and have a good laugh. Later, I'm done with you
Peace out
Nomad
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Workshop #3 - Friday Night
We meet Brad at the house, and Joker, Mr. S, and I share our personal assessment of the current status of our game. I am getting better at relationship management, which is crucial to keep a rotation going. I have very little approach anxiety anymore. But I still speak softly at times, and my facial expressions and gestures are more timid. Brad said that my clothes and look are bigger than my personality. This contrast may create a negative impression with girls (or maybe not.) But my goal for tonight is be be loud and use big gestures, to add more emotion and drama to my expressions and reactions. I need more disappointment that it isn't really the horse girl. I need more excitement that it could be her. I need more appreciation for receiving forgiveness. Etc...
Some people are hungry, so we all sit down to eat in a bar. I see hot girls around us, and it gives me anxiety to not approach them. Several times I consider getting up and approaching, but instead I sit. I start yawning. Finally, dinner is done and Brad gives a demo. I go stand next to him and listen for awhile, then I sit down at the table and listen closer
I didn't hear the opener, but I believe it was situational. He sits. Shedding Cat... Do you have one? Reads fashion of some people in the room. 8 girlfriends. big words/SAT. # close. The total set was over 40 minutes. It was super low speed game, with lots of references back to previous material, and not a lot of kino. Brad had attraction the second he sat down, and was able to get a ton of compliance and laughter out of these girls. They both loved him. I noticed that even though it was high octane material, it was generally a chill, low energy interaction, and slow paced.
49. I open a set in the parking lot. Horse Girl. I'm speaking LOUDLY. It feels weird, but manageable. She doesn't want to hug me, but I persist and she agrees to a weak one-handed hug. Then they walk away. (C<5) Brad observes, and says to use bigger gestures and facial expressions
50. Two girls in the parking lot, one chubby and the other HOT!!! I say to the chubby girl, do you know this girl? She does... ok, check this out. Do you like horses? Hug! Lots of kino. She loves me. They start to leave, I pull them back. Another friend is going to get in a fight and pulls them away. (C<5)
51. Jake is doing a demo, and I am standing with my back turned to them. These two girls walk up to get to their friends, but can't and are now standing 6 inches from my face. Wow, you are a close talker!, I say. We need to get to our friends. Sorry, this area of the bar is closed. It is for gentlemen only. Unless you know the secret handshake. She confesses to forgetting it. I ask if she is trustworthy, would she lie to me. She says no. So I teach her a stupid secret handshake. She remembers it, so I tell her she seems smart. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She plays soccer. I confess to sucking at soccer, and exaggerate my feebleness so it is funny (I am in good shape.) I have to go to the bathroom, so I do, but not before getting her #. I did this for practice, because I have no interest in calling this girl (# close)
52. We now leave to another bar, and Jake P says open the first set you see. So I do. They aren't hot, and don't too much appreciate being called a horse girl. Smart tests are a bit like adding insult to injury. Poor calibration is at play here... (B) Jake tells me I need to open hotter girls :)
53. Two girls at the bar. Horse Girl. They are super stoic, but then start laughing like crazy when I say You look just like her. We all laugh for a bit. Then I apologize and they crack up again. They have english accents, so I guess they are from Korea. This never seems to have any benefit, so I'm going to drop this from my routine stack. They are back turning me now, and I leave (C<5)
54. A girl opens me and asks if she knows me. I pull up her sunglasses, and look at her, and say I think I know you too... and go into Sexy Shoes. She keeps cutting it, and I keep going back to it. She leaves. Jake says that if it isn't working, just jump to the next thread. And... she opened me... I don't need to open her, so just go into attract material. (C<5) Jake also tells me that I showed too much interest too early. I should have made her work more for it
55. A girl walks past me. I look at her like I know her. She looks at me the same way. Horse girl. I don't think I got the hug. Brad Pitt. She is Heather Fox. I role play that, and she says, No, I'm not really her, I just pretended to be her because you said Brad Pitt. Yeah, no shit. Role play dies. She back turns me. I tell her I need to take my turtle for a walk so I gotta go. (C<5)
We leave this bar.
56. Out on the street there are two really hot girls dressed like skanks. Joker and I both see them and start walking towards them. He starts running, so I start running. I open them first, haha! Horse Girl. She loves it, and plays along and gives me a huge hug. The friend is answering Jokers questions, but is intently focused on getting to some end destination. This girl is holding my hand, touching me, hugging me. And then... the other girl pulls her off into the sunset. Her energy level was really high and I think I should have gone for the make out right there on the spot(C<5)
57. Another girl is walking very fast on the other side of the street. I run across the street to intercept her. Horse Girl. She listens for 5 seconds, and then says she really has to go, she is late. And she apologizes profusely and wishes me a great evening. Whatever :) (B) (The most friendly blowout ever)
58. Into another bar. A 4-set at the door, 3 girls one guy. Horse Girl. She is shit testing me like crazy... you gotta work on better pickup lines. I can't hear her very well. That's cool, how many shoes do you own? I cut that thread too. She asks me how old I am. Dirty old man. I was speaking into her ear, and she is now sitting with her back to me. I could have and should have starting kissing her neck at this point. I spin her around to face back at me, and she says something like You lost your window! and spins back around. Again, I should have physically moved her as she responded well to that. Instead, I left (C<5)
The next thing Joker, Mr. S, and I see, is Brad pulling a girl by the hand towards the bathroom. It is a 4 minute bathroom pull! The 3 of us are in the corner in the back of the bar, giving each other high fives and dancing out of joy! It really is possible! Hahahaha!!!!!
59. In the back of the bar, I see a girl I though I saw Brad talking to earlier with a group of his friends, so I assumed she was part of his social circle. Not wanting to game too hard, I asked if she knew Brad. She was coy, and says to me that she was really looking to do a bump. I don't use drugs, so I just said, yeah cool, you should do that. She is feeling a little stupid for asking like that, and she says so. It's cool, I used to do that too, but now I am high on life! She says she is like that most times, and hasn't used coke in two years (she is backtracking.) I am so embarassed!, she says. Its all good, let me share something embarassing with you too. I say into her ear, I love pussy! She immediately says I have a boyfriend. Its ok, I just wanted to tell you I love pussy. Again, she says, I have a boyfriend. So I mimic her earlier statement, Oh, I feel so stupid for sharing that with you! I am so embarrassed! She laughs and touches me. Now a guy comes over and pulls her away (C>5)
The night is over, and we go to pickup the cars. The girl from set #51 is in the parking lot, so I chat with her a little bit. But that fades out as I'm not really interested in her, and we all head back home
I think this is my worst workshop night in terms of total attraction and getting close to getting laid, but I did do well with approaching some hot girls and with speaking loudly. I was in some loud venues, and still managed to hear and be heard.
B - 2
C<5 - 7
C>5 - 1
# - 1
Some people are hungry, so we all sit down to eat in a bar. I see hot girls around us, and it gives me anxiety to not approach them. Several times I consider getting up and approaching, but instead I sit. I start yawning. Finally, dinner is done and Brad gives a demo. I go stand next to him and listen for awhile, then I sit down at the table and listen closer
I didn't hear the opener, but I believe it was situational. He sits. Shedding Cat... Do you have one? Reads fashion of some people in the room. 8 girlfriends. big words/SAT. # close. The total set was over 40 minutes. It was super low speed game, with lots of references back to previous material, and not a lot of kino. Brad had attraction the second he sat down, and was able to get a ton of compliance and laughter out of these girls. They both loved him. I noticed that even though it was high octane material, it was generally a chill, low energy interaction, and slow paced.
49. I open a set in the parking lot. Horse Girl. I'm speaking LOUDLY. It feels weird, but manageable. She doesn't want to hug me, but I persist and she agrees to a weak one-handed hug. Then they walk away. (C<5) Brad observes, and says to use bigger gestures and facial expressions
50. Two girls in the parking lot, one chubby and the other HOT!!! I say to the chubby girl, do you know this girl? She does... ok, check this out. Do you like horses? Hug! Lots of kino. She loves me. They start to leave, I pull them back. Another friend is going to get in a fight and pulls them away. (C<5)
51. Jake is doing a demo, and I am standing with my back turned to them. These two girls walk up to get to their friends, but can't and are now standing 6 inches from my face. Wow, you are a close talker!, I say. We need to get to our friends. Sorry, this area of the bar is closed. It is for gentlemen only. Unless you know the secret handshake. She confesses to forgetting it. I ask if she is trustworthy, would she lie to me. She says no. So I teach her a stupid secret handshake. She remembers it, so I tell her she seems smart. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She plays soccer. I confess to sucking at soccer, and exaggerate my feebleness so it is funny (I am in good shape.) I have to go to the bathroom, so I do, but not before getting her #. I did this for practice, because I have no interest in calling this girl (# close)
52. We now leave to another bar, and Jake P says open the first set you see. So I do. They aren't hot, and don't too much appreciate being called a horse girl. Smart tests are a bit like adding insult to injury. Poor calibration is at play here... (B) Jake tells me I need to open hotter girls :)
53. Two girls at the bar. Horse Girl. They are super stoic, but then start laughing like crazy when I say You look just like her. We all laugh for a bit. Then I apologize and they crack up again. They have english accents, so I guess they are from Korea. This never seems to have any benefit, so I'm going to drop this from my routine stack. They are back turning me now, and I leave (C<5)
54. A girl opens me and asks if she knows me. I pull up her sunglasses, and look at her, and say I think I know you too... and go into Sexy Shoes. She keeps cutting it, and I keep going back to it. She leaves. Jake says that if it isn't working, just jump to the next thread. And... she opened me... I don't need to open her, so just go into attract material. (C<5) Jake also tells me that I showed too much interest too early. I should have made her work more for it
55. A girl walks past me. I look at her like I know her. She looks at me the same way. Horse girl. I don't think I got the hug. Brad Pitt. She is Heather Fox. I role play that, and she says, No, I'm not really her, I just pretended to be her because you said Brad Pitt. Yeah, no shit. Role play dies. She back turns me. I tell her I need to take my turtle for a walk so I gotta go. (C<5)
We leave this bar.
56. Out on the street there are two really hot girls dressed like skanks. Joker and I both see them and start walking towards them. He starts running, so I start running. I open them first, haha! Horse Girl. She loves it, and plays along and gives me a huge hug. The friend is answering Jokers questions, but is intently focused on getting to some end destination. This girl is holding my hand, touching me, hugging me. And then... the other girl pulls her off into the sunset. Her energy level was really high and I think I should have gone for the make out right there on the spot(C<5)
57. Another girl is walking very fast on the other side of the street. I run across the street to intercept her. Horse Girl. She listens for 5 seconds, and then says she really has to go, she is late. And she apologizes profusely and wishes me a great evening. Whatever :) (B) (The most friendly blowout ever)
58. Into another bar. A 4-set at the door, 3 girls one guy. Horse Girl. She is shit testing me like crazy... you gotta work on better pickup lines. I can't hear her very well. That's cool, how many shoes do you own? I cut that thread too. She asks me how old I am. Dirty old man. I was speaking into her ear, and she is now sitting with her back to me. I could have and should have starting kissing her neck at this point. I spin her around to face back at me, and she says something like You lost your window! and spins back around. Again, I should have physically moved her as she responded well to that. Instead, I left (C<5)
The next thing Joker, Mr. S, and I see, is Brad pulling a girl by the hand towards the bathroom. It is a 4 minute bathroom pull! The 3 of us are in the corner in the back of the bar, giving each other high fives and dancing out of joy! It really is possible! Hahahaha!!!!!
59. In the back of the bar, I see a girl I though I saw Brad talking to earlier with a group of his friends, so I assumed she was part of his social circle. Not wanting to game too hard, I asked if she knew Brad. She was coy, and says to me that she was really looking to do a bump. I don't use drugs, so I just said, yeah cool, you should do that. She is feeling a little stupid for asking like that, and she says so. It's cool, I used to do that too, but now I am high on life! She says she is like that most times, and hasn't used coke in two years (she is backtracking.) I am so embarassed!, she says. Its all good, let me share something embarassing with you too. I say into her ear, I love pussy! She immediately says I have a boyfriend. Its ok, I just wanted to tell you I love pussy. Again, she says, I have a boyfriend. So I mimic her earlier statement, Oh, I feel so stupid for sharing that with you! I am so embarrassed! She laughs and touches me. Now a guy comes over and pulls her away (C>5)
The night is over, and we go to pickup the cars. The girl from set #51 is in the parking lot, so I chat with her a little bit. But that fades out as I'm not really interested in her, and we all head back home
I think this is my worst workshop night in terms of total attraction and getting close to getting laid, but I did do well with approaching some hot girls and with speaking loudly. I was in some loud venues, and still managed to hear and be heard.
B - 2
C<5 - 7
C>5 - 1
# - 1
Friday, April 17, 2009
Warmup Night for Workshop #3
We rolled out with the new guys to a local frat bar
44. I'm in the door 3 seconds, and a girl opens me by touching my facial hair. Hey, that shit ain't free! Brad Pitt. Smart Tests. She graduated from some big east coast school with magna cum laude, or some other latin phrase for smart. Smart/Hot/Rich. She is going to be rich someday, and she thinks she is hot. At this point, I am grasping for something to say... My mind goes blank. So I say, hey, I gotta go meet my friends, but you seem cool, what is the best way to reach you later? # exchange (# close)
45. Two set at the bar. Horse Girl. The horse girl is really bitchy, and kind of back turns me. I talk with the friend, and run smart tests. Hey, I need to figure out if this girl is smart. Is she smart? Yeah, she is super smart. 4x4? 16. When did Columbus discover America? 1492. Wow, you guys are both smart. The bitchy girl says she is afraid of small dicks. wtf? I ignored the comment, but I should have said something about she doesn't need to try so hard to impress me. Just be yourself! I am vibing with the friend, and she says the girl is actually really sweet she is just a bitch to random people in bars. She asks if I come here often, her boyfriend works here. The hot bitchy girl that is afraid of small dicks is now talking to somebody else (C>5) I plowed through a lot of shit tests
46. Sexy Shoes. Dick stompers. Her b/f comes in, and I include him in the conversation, all while kino'ing her. Another girl comes in and is drunk as hell and starts dominating the conversation... (C<5)
47. Her friend is holding her back. Let your attack dog go! You are the babysitter? Yeah... she is really drunk. It looks like you need a babysitter too! Yeah... Our faces are less than an inch apart, and I totally could have made out with her... but she had bad breath and wasn't hot. I took her # instead. Later I saw her making out with some other guy... (#) I should have used her as a pivot.
48. Girl opens me, did anybody ever tell you that you look like a certain rocker? No, you are the first. Horse Girl. She leaves to go back to her friends... What should I have done? Escalate, escalate, escalate! (C<5)
I wing Joker on 2 russian girls. Are you guys bothering my twin brother? Joker has me talk to this hot girl with beautiful tits. She is an ice queen. Tom Hanks. K-mart story. I am talking to the back of her head a few times. I physically pull her back in. She says she is really tired. I tease her that she is one of those girls that goes to bars to be anti-social and take a nap. I had to work 30 hours in the past 2 days! And not at K-mart! Back turn... I leave
I go back into set # 44 and chat with the friends. I ask if the girl I # closed is trustworthy and cool. She is very trustworthy and the coolest! Alright, then maybe we can hang out sometime. I might give you a call. Logistics were such that she was leaving with her friends
I was not kino'ing very hard tonight and I was not escalating. It was pretty low energy for me overall. But approaching was the easiest thing ever and I threw in some new stories (K-mart.) K-mart definitely didn't build any attraction
C<5 -2
C>5 - 1
# - 2
44. I'm in the door 3 seconds, and a girl opens me by touching my facial hair. Hey, that shit ain't free! Brad Pitt. Smart Tests. She graduated from some big east coast school with magna cum laude, or some other latin phrase for smart. Smart/Hot/Rich. She is going to be rich someday, and she thinks she is hot. At this point, I am grasping for something to say... My mind goes blank. So I say, hey, I gotta go meet my friends, but you seem cool, what is the best way to reach you later? # exchange (# close)
45. Two set at the bar. Horse Girl. The horse girl is really bitchy, and kind of back turns me. I talk with the friend, and run smart tests. Hey, I need to figure out if this girl is smart. Is she smart? Yeah, she is super smart. 4x4? 16. When did Columbus discover America? 1492. Wow, you guys are both smart. The bitchy girl says she is afraid of small dicks. wtf? I ignored the comment, but I should have said something about she doesn't need to try so hard to impress me. Just be yourself! I am vibing with the friend, and she says the girl is actually really sweet she is just a bitch to random people in bars. She asks if I come here often, her boyfriend works here. The hot bitchy girl that is afraid of small dicks is now talking to somebody else (C>5) I plowed through a lot of shit tests
46. Sexy Shoes. Dick stompers. Her b/f comes in, and I include him in the conversation, all while kino'ing her. Another girl comes in and is drunk as hell and starts dominating the conversation... (C<5)
47. Her friend is holding her back. Let your attack dog go! You are the babysitter? Yeah... she is really drunk. It looks like you need a babysitter too! Yeah... Our faces are less than an inch apart, and I totally could have made out with her... but she had bad breath and wasn't hot. I took her # instead. Later I saw her making out with some other guy... (#) I should have used her as a pivot.
48. Girl opens me, did anybody ever tell you that you look like a certain rocker? No, you are the first. Horse Girl. She leaves to go back to her friends... What should I have done? Escalate, escalate, escalate! (C<5)
I wing Joker on 2 russian girls. Are you guys bothering my twin brother? Joker has me talk to this hot girl with beautiful tits. She is an ice queen. Tom Hanks. K-mart story. I am talking to the back of her head a few times. I physically pull her back in. She says she is really tired. I tease her that she is one of those girls that goes to bars to be anti-social and take a nap. I had to work 30 hours in the past 2 days! And not at K-mart! Back turn... I leave
I go back into set # 44 and chat with the friends. I ask if the girl I # closed is trustworthy and cool. She is very trustworthy and the coolest! Alright, then maybe we can hang out sometime. I might give you a call. Logistics were such that she was leaving with her friends
I was not kino'ing very hard tonight and I was not escalating. It was pretty low energy for me overall. But approaching was the easiest thing ever and I threw in some new stories (K-mart.) K-mart definitely didn't build any attraction
C<5 -2
C>5 - 1
# - 2
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Massive Blowouts during Day Game (HaHa!)
Trader Joes
31. Joker and I are at the local Trader Joes, and standing in the check out line. I see a girl shopping in the meat section, and I go in and leave Joker to pay for groceries :). Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. She says she needs to buy pork chops. Who doesn't?! Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. I forget what her best quality is, but she definitely jumped through my hoops. How many boyfriends do you have? She lives with her boyfriend, and back turns me. It was nice meeting you Brad Pitt... (C>5)
We head over to The Grove
32. I'm walking through the shoe section, and a girl is walking around sporting a black and hot pink high heel. Her friend makes a comment about not liking the hot pink. I have hot pink hair. I stand next to the girl, and say "Excuse me?!" This creates mad laughter and she gives me a hug. You don't even know me and you are already verbally attacking me! Then the shoe sales person pulls her away with some new shoes... more on her later (result: C>5)
33. I see a cute blond checking out some make-up. Horse Girl. No hug. She is jaded after living in LA for so long. I just moved here, and think everybody is so nice! Then her sister joins in. The sister is younger, cuter, and doesn't have a wedding band. Brad Pitt. Sister asks if I'm in a band. Rolling Stones. We could start a band together, they can play triangle and tambourine. They aren't agreeable to that idea, although they do think it would be trendsetting. Now they want to go buy shoes (C>5)
34. Girl sitting in the sun reading a magazine. I go sit down next to her, and deliver horse girl. It isn't her, I ask for forgiveness and put my arms out for the hug. I don't hug. I need you to go away now! (B)
35. Walking 2 set. Horse Girl. That is not a compliment! Walks away... (B)
36. I see a platinum blond from behind. She is wearing tight white pants and white panties. Wow, nice body. I follow her into a store, and deliver Horse Girl. Are you on drugs? I'm on the most drugs ever. OK, I'm going to move away from you now, because you are acting really weird. She says this as she has this "help me" look on her face as she is looking to the store staff. I walk away (B) This was one of my best blow outs ever
37. Cute blond is walking fast. I stop her and deliver horse girl. Hug. She is laughing. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She has to go buy groceries. I agree that she does, and keep talking. I tell her she seems fun, and we need to continue this conversation later. She says I can come by where she works. No, that isn't going to happen. What's the best way to get in touch with you? I could give you my number, but I'm a big flaker. Yeah, I'm a big flaker too... I'll probably never call, but what is it? # close. I have her practice excitement for when I call... she says to text instead. But she still practices. I have her save my number as Future Boyfriend Nomad. Hug (#)
We go into Victoria Secret and I reopen girl #32. Are you stalking me? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best quality is she is really friendly. Yeah, me too. She agrees. 8 b/f. She lives with her fiance. She goes into a dressing room to try on some VS goodies. (C>5)
Now we head over to the Beverly Center
38. Girl on the phone. I stop her and she tells the person on the phone to wait. Horse Girl. She relays the story to the person on the phone, describing me as this nice gentlemen she just met. I tell her to tell them she'll call back, I need to talk to her. But I need to go buy a dress, what is it? I want to apologize... hugs. Then she walks off to buy her dress still talking on the phone (C<5)
39. A Mom & Daughter are walking towards me. Horse Girl. They walk away quickly... It isn't me! (B)
40. Girl sitting at table. I sit down. Sorry I'm late, traffic was crazy. Look, I don't know you. Oh, aren't you Bubbles6969 from match.com? No, I don't want to talk to anybody right now! I think she might have been ready to cry (B)
41. Walking lady. Horse Girl. It isn't her, she starts walking away... I continue, without moving. She stops for a moment, says it isn't her, and keeps walking (B)
42. We are going upstairs on the escalator. Sexy shoes. Hey Nomad, what's in the sandwich Nomad... Brad Pitt. I thought you said your name was Nomad? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She doesn't label herself. Her best quality is that she is real. Yeah, that isn't too common in LA (hilarious, coming from a guy who just spouted a bunch of obvious bullshit at her! :D) She has to go buy shoes (C>5)
43. Hot girl in shoe store. She preemptively forgives me. Joker calls. I stupidly answer the phone, and the girl looks disappointed. She waves as she walks away from me, never to be seen again. (C<5)
In two hours, I did 13 sets. Wow. A lot of blowouts, including some of the harshest I have had to date. Did it phase me? A little... but I just went out and did some more approaches. I didn't do anything really new to earn greater blowout percentages.
B - 6
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 4
# - 1
31. Joker and I are at the local Trader Joes, and standing in the check out line. I see a girl shopping in the meat section, and I go in and leave Joker to pay for groceries :). Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. She says she needs to buy pork chops. Who doesn't?! Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. I forget what her best quality is, but she definitely jumped through my hoops. How many boyfriends do you have? She lives with her boyfriend, and back turns me. It was nice meeting you Brad Pitt... (C>5)
We head over to The Grove
32. I'm walking through the shoe section, and a girl is walking around sporting a black and hot pink high heel. Her friend makes a comment about not liking the hot pink. I have hot pink hair. I stand next to the girl, and say "Excuse me?!" This creates mad laughter and she gives me a hug. You don't even know me and you are already verbally attacking me! Then the shoe sales person pulls her away with some new shoes... more on her later (result: C>5)
33. I see a cute blond checking out some make-up. Horse Girl. No hug. She is jaded after living in LA for so long. I just moved here, and think everybody is so nice! Then her sister joins in. The sister is younger, cuter, and doesn't have a wedding band. Brad Pitt. Sister asks if I'm in a band. Rolling Stones. We could start a band together, they can play triangle and tambourine. They aren't agreeable to that idea, although they do think it would be trendsetting. Now they want to go buy shoes (C>5)
34. Girl sitting in the sun reading a magazine. I go sit down next to her, and deliver horse girl. It isn't her, I ask for forgiveness and put my arms out for the hug. I don't hug. I need you to go away now! (B)
35. Walking 2 set. Horse Girl. That is not a compliment! Walks away... (B)
36. I see a platinum blond from behind. She is wearing tight white pants and white panties. Wow, nice body. I follow her into a store, and deliver Horse Girl. Are you on drugs? I'm on the most drugs ever. OK, I'm going to move away from you now, because you are acting really weird. She says this as she has this "help me" look on her face as she is looking to the store staff. I walk away (B) This was one of my best blow outs ever
37. Cute blond is walking fast. I stop her and deliver horse girl. Hug. She is laughing. Brad Pitt. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She has to go buy groceries. I agree that she does, and keep talking. I tell her she seems fun, and we need to continue this conversation later. She says I can come by where she works. No, that isn't going to happen. What's the best way to get in touch with you? I could give you my number, but I'm a big flaker. Yeah, I'm a big flaker too... I'll probably never call, but what is it? # close. I have her practice excitement for when I call... she says to text instead. But she still practices. I have her save my number as Future Boyfriend Nomad. Hug (#)
We go into Victoria Secret and I reopen girl #32. Are you stalking me? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best quality is she is really friendly. Yeah, me too. She agrees. 8 b/f. She lives with her fiance. She goes into a dressing room to try on some VS goodies. (C>5)
Now we head over to the Beverly Center
38. Girl on the phone. I stop her and she tells the person on the phone to wait. Horse Girl. She relays the story to the person on the phone, describing me as this nice gentlemen she just met. I tell her to tell them she'll call back, I need to talk to her. But I need to go buy a dress, what is it? I want to apologize... hugs. Then she walks off to buy her dress still talking on the phone (C<5)
39. A Mom & Daughter are walking towards me. Horse Girl. They walk away quickly... It isn't me! (B)
40. Girl sitting at table. I sit down. Sorry I'm late, traffic was crazy. Look, I don't know you. Oh, aren't you Bubbles6969 from match.com? No, I don't want to talk to anybody right now! I think she might have been ready to cry (B)
41. Walking lady. Horse Girl. It isn't her, she starts walking away... I continue, without moving. She stops for a moment, says it isn't her, and keeps walking (B)
42. We are going upstairs on the escalator. Sexy shoes. Hey Nomad, what's in the sandwich Nomad... Brad Pitt. I thought you said your name was Nomad? Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She doesn't label herself. Her best quality is that she is real. Yeah, that isn't too common in LA (hilarious, coming from a guy who just spouted a bunch of obvious bullshit at her! :D) She has to go buy shoes (C>5)
43. Hot girl in shoe store. She preemptively forgives me. Joker calls. I stupidly answer the phone, and the girl looks disappointed. She waves as she walks away from me, never to be seen again. (C<5)
In two hours, I did 13 sets. Wow. A lot of blowouts, including some of the harshest I have had to date. Did it phase me? A little... but I just went out and did some more approaches. I didn't do anything really new to earn greater blowout percentages.
B - 6
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 4
# - 1
Mena Suvari blows me... out
Joker and I go to check out Pickup Mansion #2 and meet the new guys. On the way back to Pickup Mansion #1, we stop at Whole Foods to get some yummies. It used to feel awkward to me to approach in Whole Foods, now it is just what I do
23. Cute Blond is buying nuts. Horse Girl. She thinks the horse girl is creepy. Hug. There is something awkward about this girl, like she is really shy and almost afraid to talk to people. Brad Pitt. She is looking anywhere but at me, and I leave (C<5)
24. Danish girl checking out the salad bar. Horse Girl. Hug. She is with a bunch of other Danish people, and flutters away to them (C<5)
I take a nap, and then get a text from Brad P telling us to meet them out at dinner. We walk into the restaurant, and I see a cute girl waiting for some takeout, but just walk past to meet our friends at a table nearby. Jake P tells me, dude, that is Mena Suvari... Really? And 3 seconds later I was opening her...
25. Mena Suvari is sitting by herself, with her arms crossed waiting for a take out order. She looks really hot. Do you like horses? She does... But she isn't the weird horse girl. I ask if she will forgive me? She again says she isn't the weird horse girl, but she is smiling and enjoying it. At this point, one of the wait staff comes over and says "Your order is ready" and I basically get left out of the conversation at that point... but Mena does say ok, it wasn't me... as she walks away (B) A year ago I never would have opened her. Now, once I knew it was her I was opening her in 3 seconds
After dinner, we roll out to Cahuenga
26. Seated two set at the bar. Oprah. Won't sleep with her. It turns out the girl I'm talking to is the owner. Brad Pitt. Smart tests... I'm married. Oh, that's cute, you think I'm into you. I'm just being social (In hindsight, I should have said I put her in my friend zone.) I leave (C>5)
27. Walking two set in a bar. Stop. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She hugs me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat. Joker is winging on her friend, and getting much better attraction. My girl wants to leave to the bar, but she won't leave her friend. I tease her for not being able to function on her own. I'm getting no compliance from her whatsoever, as she keeps saying "I want to go to the bar." (C<5)
28. There is a seated blond at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. She is a tourist from Switzerland and her English is a little off. Shedding Cat... she doesn't know what a lint roller is at first, but she makes a rolling gesture. She pinky promises. Smart/Hot/Rich... her best quality is she is really nice. I tell her that maybe her best quality is that she will travel on her own. Logistics... traveling alone, staying at a nearby hostel. I read her finger lengths, and talk about palm reading. At this point, a guy comes in and asks if she is OK. I compliment him on his jacket, and Joker and Mr. S pull him away with chit chat. 8 girlfriends. She agrees to be girlfriend #6, but admits that she is into the guy that my wings are occupying. She won't give her #. I leave (C>5) I didn't get very physical
29. The guy from set #28 was from England, and Mr. S and I are walking down the street singing in English accents. I see a 3 set at a traffic light waiting to cross. Horse Girl. Hug. Her friend asks me not to touch her friend. I tell her to not be rude, and we start to be a little catty with each other. For some reason, I kind of felt like being a dick, so I was. Look, I was just talking with my friend from elementary school, and you're acting like it is all weird to be social. No, I just don't want you touching my drunk friend... etc, etc... I should have asked her to be my bodyguard (C<5)
In the parking lot of another bar, a girl I met a month ago who won't return texts or answer her phone comes up to me and stands directly before me with a smile on her face. Do I know you, I ask? Its blah blah blah. Oh, hey. Hug. She walks back over to the guy she is with. I text her today asking how many clubs she has been following me to
30. 2 girls standing in a parking lot, waiting for a friend. Horse Girl. Hug. She says it was nice meeting you, in that way that means go away. I say yeah, you too. Name? Brad Pitt. Oprah... they aren't wanting to play so much, but won't sleep with Oprah for 10 million dollars. Definitely not for a ham sandwich. Now she says, well maybe we'll see you around sometime. Yeah, maybe, if you are lucky. I keep plowing, but then their friend comes out of the club and they take off like rockets. (C>5)
I wasn't getting great attraction tonight, and I noticed my posture was a bit slouchy. But I refused to leave sets a few times and just plowed. Props for that. And of course, I talked to Mena Suvari. Damn.
B - 1
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 3
23. Cute Blond is buying nuts. Horse Girl. She thinks the horse girl is creepy. Hug. There is something awkward about this girl, like she is really shy and almost afraid to talk to people. Brad Pitt. She is looking anywhere but at me, and I leave (C<5)
24. Danish girl checking out the salad bar. Horse Girl. Hug. She is with a bunch of other Danish people, and flutters away to them (C<5)
I take a nap, and then get a text from Brad P telling us to meet them out at dinner. We walk into the restaurant, and I see a cute girl waiting for some takeout, but just walk past to meet our friends at a table nearby. Jake P tells me, dude, that is Mena Suvari... Really? And 3 seconds later I was opening her...
25. Mena Suvari is sitting by herself, with her arms crossed waiting for a take out order. She looks really hot. Do you like horses? She does... But she isn't the weird horse girl. I ask if she will forgive me? She again says she isn't the weird horse girl, but she is smiling and enjoying it. At this point, one of the wait staff comes over and says "Your order is ready" and I basically get left out of the conversation at that point... but Mena does say ok, it wasn't me... as she walks away (B) A year ago I never would have opened her. Now, once I knew it was her I was opening her in 3 seconds
After dinner, we roll out to Cahuenga
26. Seated two set at the bar. Oprah. Won't sleep with her. It turns out the girl I'm talking to is the owner. Brad Pitt. Smart tests... I'm married. Oh, that's cute, you think I'm into you. I'm just being social (In hindsight, I should have said I put her in my friend zone.) I leave (C>5)
27. Walking two set in a bar. Stop. Horse Girl. It isn't her. She hugs me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat. Joker is winging on her friend, and getting much better attraction. My girl wants to leave to the bar, but she won't leave her friend. I tease her for not being able to function on her own. I'm getting no compliance from her whatsoever, as she keeps saying "I want to go to the bar." (C<5)
28. There is a seated blond at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug. Brad Pitt. She is a tourist from Switzerland and her English is a little off. Shedding Cat... she doesn't know what a lint roller is at first, but she makes a rolling gesture. She pinky promises. Smart/Hot/Rich... her best quality is she is really nice. I tell her that maybe her best quality is that she will travel on her own. Logistics... traveling alone, staying at a nearby hostel. I read her finger lengths, and talk about palm reading. At this point, a guy comes in and asks if she is OK. I compliment him on his jacket, and Joker and Mr. S pull him away with chit chat. 8 girlfriends. She agrees to be girlfriend #6, but admits that she is into the guy that my wings are occupying. She won't give her #. I leave (C>5) I didn't get very physical
29. The guy from set #28 was from England, and Mr. S and I are walking down the street singing in English accents. I see a 3 set at a traffic light waiting to cross. Horse Girl. Hug. Her friend asks me not to touch her friend. I tell her to not be rude, and we start to be a little catty with each other. For some reason, I kind of felt like being a dick, so I was. Look, I was just talking with my friend from elementary school, and you're acting like it is all weird to be social. No, I just don't want you touching my drunk friend... etc, etc... I should have asked her to be my bodyguard (C<5)
In the parking lot of another bar, a girl I met a month ago who won't return texts or answer her phone comes up to me and stands directly before me with a smile on her face. Do I know you, I ask? Its blah blah blah. Oh, hey. Hug. She walks back over to the guy she is with. I text her today asking how many clubs she has been following me to
30. 2 girls standing in a parking lot, waiting for a friend. Horse Girl. Hug. She says it was nice meeting you, in that way that means go away. I say yeah, you too. Name? Brad Pitt. Oprah... they aren't wanting to play so much, but won't sleep with Oprah for 10 million dollars. Definitely not for a ham sandwich. Now she says, well maybe we'll see you around sometime. Yeah, maybe, if you are lucky. I keep plowing, but then their friend comes out of the club and they take off like rockets. (C>5)
I wasn't getting great attraction tonight, and I noticed my posture was a bit slouchy. But I refused to leave sets a few times and just plowed. Props for that. And of course, I talked to Mena Suvari. Damn.
B - 1
C<5 - 4
C>5 - 3
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Airport Game / Tourist Bar
I'm back in LA! I had a mad dash to the airport on 2 buses, ran to the boarding gate, and walked on the plane with minutes to spare. I was feeling a bit like crap, so I slept the whole way back to LA
I have a few minutes to wait in the arrivals areas at LAX before Joker arrives, so I do a couple approaches:
19. Really cute blond is waiting for bags. Horse Girl. That is... uh... funny, she says as she looks around to avoid eye contact. Forgive me? Um... yeah, ok... then she takes her cell phone and puts it up to her ear and back turns me. (B)
20. Another cute blond standing at the curb waiting for her pickup. Horse Girl. We are both holding bags and it is awkward to hug, but she still forgives me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat... her friend has a dog with the same name. I comment on a ring she is wearing, and she says it was a gift to herself when she was 12. Her Mom is picking her up, so I joke that she is only 13 or 14. No, she is in college. I guess what she is studying, and am way off apparently, but she doesn't spill the beans and her Mom arrives. Bye Brad Pitt! (C>5)
Then we head over to the second house and see Brad P and Jake P. The house is looking fantastic. Joker and I are aching to do some approaches, so we head out to a local tourist bar
At this point, my stomach and I are having a battle of wills. It wants me to feel like crap, and I want to feel fantastic. It wins. So instead of opening the first set I see, I open the bathroom door. A combination of not feeling so well and having not done any approaches for a few days leads to some minor AA. I'm creatively avoiding sets... too fat, not cute enough, etc... But then I see a cute girl near the door and I go in
21. Horse Girl. She grew up in Arkansas, so it isn't her. She starts to walk away, and I motion for her to come back, and she does. Forgiveness hugs all around. It looks like she works there, and her coworker swoops in to occupy her attention (C<5)
22. A cute blond is sitting at the bar by herself. Earlier, I saw her there with a guy, and it looked like he was gonna take her home. But then he just puts on his jacket and leaves. So I go in and horse girl her. She interrupts me and says I'm scaring her. I'm the scariest guy in the world, but check this out... and I continue the opener. She says maybe if I have better stories I wouldn't be as scary. So anyway, you look just like her! Then she asks, what's the punchline? I'm not feeling like this is going anywhere, and I tell her she doesn't seem very fun, and then I leave (B)
23. Tall drunk blond is near the door. Horse Girl. She can't stand very well on her own. She is from Australia, but I tell her she looks Korean. Another drunk friend comes in and pulls her away (C<5)
It was a pretty weak day as far as energy goes, and my sets weren't hooking. Perhaps because I didn't shower and was feeling sick :)
B - 2
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 1
I have a few minutes to wait in the arrivals areas at LAX before Joker arrives, so I do a couple approaches:
19. Really cute blond is waiting for bags. Horse Girl. That is... uh... funny, she says as she looks around to avoid eye contact. Forgive me? Um... yeah, ok... then she takes her cell phone and puts it up to her ear and back turns me. (B)
20. Another cute blond standing at the curb waiting for her pickup. Horse Girl. We are both holding bags and it is awkward to hug, but she still forgives me. Brad Pitt. Shedding Cat... her friend has a dog with the same name. I comment on a ring she is wearing, and she says it was a gift to herself when she was 12. Her Mom is picking her up, so I joke that she is only 13 or 14. No, she is in college. I guess what she is studying, and am way off apparently, but she doesn't spill the beans and her Mom arrives. Bye Brad Pitt! (C>5)
Then we head over to the second house and see Brad P and Jake P. The house is looking fantastic. Joker and I are aching to do some approaches, so we head out to a local tourist bar
At this point, my stomach and I are having a battle of wills. It wants me to feel like crap, and I want to feel fantastic. It wins. So instead of opening the first set I see, I open the bathroom door. A combination of not feeling so well and having not done any approaches for a few days leads to some minor AA. I'm creatively avoiding sets... too fat, not cute enough, etc... But then I see a cute girl near the door and I go in
21. Horse Girl. She grew up in Arkansas, so it isn't her. She starts to walk away, and I motion for her to come back, and she does. Forgiveness hugs all around. It looks like she works there, and her coworker swoops in to occupy her attention (C<5)
22. A cute blond is sitting at the bar by herself. Earlier, I saw her there with a guy, and it looked like he was gonna take her home. But then he just puts on his jacket and leaves. So I go in and horse girl her. She interrupts me and says I'm scaring her. I'm the scariest guy in the world, but check this out... and I continue the opener. She says maybe if I have better stories I wouldn't be as scary. So anyway, you look just like her! Then she asks, what's the punchline? I'm not feeling like this is going anywhere, and I tell her she doesn't seem very fun, and then I leave (B)
23. Tall drunk blond is near the door. Horse Girl. She can't stand very well on her own. She is from Australia, but I tell her she looks Korean. Another drunk friend comes in and pulls her away (C<5)
It was a pretty weak day as far as energy goes, and my sets weren't hooking. Perhaps because I didn't shower and was feeling sick :)
B - 2
C<5 - 2
C>5 - 1
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Hummer in the Hummer
I'm out of town, in the town where HBAirplane lives. I call her up, let her know I'm in town, and we meet up. We grab some dinner, and then she agrees to give me a ride back to where I'm staying. But not before giving me a BJ in the car. Nice
Monday, April 13, 2009
Date Night - out for drinks
We went out to see a local band play, but upon arrival the line was around the corner. So instead we rolled over to a bar near home. The place was full so we stood near the bar and got some drinks and talked a bit. I asked which people she thought we should talk to, and she looked around a bit, when one of the girls at the bar asked, Is your name HBxxx? They knew each other from high school
18. Next to this group, there are two girls, so I open them with a situational opener. Then I run Oprah. Then I qualify them, what is the craziest thing you have ever done? The girl starts talking about travel through SE Asia. It turns out they are sisters, and the younger of the two is all about, Hey, I did it too! I tease her for acting like she is 5. She asks my name… Brad… Brad Pitt.
I had attraction and they were willing to jump through my hoops, but I mistakenly didn't use their responses to vibe with them. Instead I just went through some stacked material.
We talk a little about the city we are in, and I say it seems to be mostly dudes. They are like, Oh no! It is mostly women. Neither of them has a boyfriend, and I ask them if they want to be my 9th and 10th girlfriend. They neither agree or disagree, they are just unsure what to say. The younger sister had a date earlier in the day, and it was "nice", but there was no kiss. I say maybe that is why she doesn't have a boyfriend
They both lived in Japan, for two years, but neither really speaks Japanese. They aren't very smart. I teach them how to say "give me a blow job" in Japanese, and they are totally flat.
Eventually, the conversation between my girl and her high school buddy ends, and I merge her into this 2 set. They chat like girls do for a bit, and then we leave. At home, she asks if either of those girls would have come home with us. I think the answer was no, but oops, I didn't even ask or go for it. Interesting. The older sister had great tits so that could have been fun
C>5 - 1
18. Next to this group, there are two girls, so I open them with a situational opener. Then I run Oprah. Then I qualify them, what is the craziest thing you have ever done? The girl starts talking about travel through SE Asia. It turns out they are sisters, and the younger of the two is all about, Hey, I did it too! I tease her for acting like she is 5. She asks my name… Brad… Brad Pitt.
I had attraction and they were willing to jump through my hoops, but I mistakenly didn't use their responses to vibe with them. Instead I just went through some stacked material.
We talk a little about the city we are in, and I say it seems to be mostly dudes. They are like, Oh no! It is mostly women. Neither of them has a boyfriend, and I ask them if they want to be my 9th and 10th girlfriend. They neither agree or disagree, they are just unsure what to say. The younger sister had a date earlier in the day, and it was "nice", but there was no kiss. I say maybe that is why she doesn't have a boyfriend
They both lived in Japan, for two years, but neither really speaks Japanese. They aren't very smart. I teach them how to say "give me a blow job" in Japanese, and they are totally flat.
Eventually, the conversation between my girl and her high school buddy ends, and I merge her into this 2 set. They chat like girls do for a bit, and then we leave. At home, she asks if either of those girls would have come home with us. I think the answer was no, but oops, I didn't even ask or go for it. Interesting. The older sister had great tits so that could have been fun
C>5 - 1
Friday, April 10, 2009
Ghetto Day Game / Date night group merge
I'm still visiting one of my girls, and she works in the ghetto. It is a pretty safe ghetto, but it is still full of crack heads, homeless people, and do gooders that want to help the less fortunate. And me. And near the waterfront, it cleans up a bit and there are a lot of people out shopping
I have a few hours to kill on Friday afternoon, so I walk down to the waterfront and start doing some approaches.
11. Two girls walk into an used book store. Horse Girl. Hug. The horse girls friend walks off to look at books. I just banter about what to do in this town on a Friday night and I get some general advice. This girl has to work at a coffee shop until 3 am. wtf. Who gets caffeine at 2:59 am? The friend comes back and she has to go (C>5)
12. I walk past a coffee shop. Solo girl sitting with some college text books. I sit down, and say sorry I'm late. She has this freaked out look on her face, like she remembers me from grade school and I used to steal her lunch money. I say, aren't you Bubbles6969 from match.com? No... Oh, my mistake, blah blah blah... She informs me that she needs to study, really bad, so I eject (B)
13. I walk into another book store, and see two cute girls 30 feet apart from each other. Which one do I approach first? Hmmm... Horse Girl. Hug. The 2nd cute girl walks over and ask what's going on, as they are friends, and girl #1 explains that she is the weird horse girl. They gotta go, and I let them (C<5)
14. Solo girl walking down the street. I give her the "Do I know you?" look, and she stops. In fact, she stops and waits while another person walks by, knocks my phone out of my hand, and I bend over to pick it up. Then I do horse girl. She give me a heart felt load of forgiveness in the form of a hug. Are you smart? 4x4? She asks why we are playing this... because I only like smart girls, and if I'm going to talk to you I want to make sure you are smart. She lets me know she doesn't have a lot of time to talk, but she does talk with me a bit about where to hang out on Friday evenings and tells me generally which part of town she lives in. I let her go... (C>5)
15. A girl is sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. On the opposite side of the street. So I cross the street and deliver horse girl. It isn't her, but she agrees to forgive me. I motion for her to give me a hug, and she says that she'll pass on a hug, but I take it anyway. Then I wuss out and eject. (C<5)
16. A tall skinny girl is walking towards me, and then turns into the entrance of an apartment building. I follow and deliver horse girl. She is a bit scary, like she might be on drugs and probably sucks cock for dollars. I eject (C<5)
At this point I head back to my girls office as she is done with work and we roll back home and get some dinner
17. My girl and I roll out to a couple different bars. She is new to town and doesn't know where to go out, so we just explored a few areas. I used yelp.com earlier in the day to figure out a few places to go. We stop at the last place of the night, 2 blocks from home, and there is a group of 3 guys and 5 girls. I position us near them and start talking with Sandy. I look like a rock star which stands out like crazy in this place, so I knew they would open me. And they did. Now I look really high status to my girl.
One of the guys had opened me and his buddy starts talking to my girl. I think to myself, these guys are trying to flirt with my girl, and laugh to myself. I start joking with the guys and making comments about how they are beta, by explaining to my girl how this guy is a gynecologist and looks at dirty vaginas all day. Then I pull her close to me with the claw, and the second guy just fades away. Now I'm scoping logistics, and I learn which two of the girls are with two of the guys, and how they all know each other, where they live, how they traveled to the bar. They have a full travel dependency. One at a time I talk to each of the girls, except one who is back in the corner. And I'm winning the whole group over and she is watching me with this look on her face that says "please talk to me." Or possibly even "please fuck me." I was king of that group for about 15 minutes... The bar is closing now, and we just walk home. In hind sight, I should have tried to pull miss fuck me eyes back to our place. It was weird gaming in front of my girl. At one point, I asked a girl with a tongue piercing if she gave good head, and my girl apologized for my overtly sexual questions. Haha. (C>5)
This morning we had hot sex talking about how I would have pulled that girl home with us and what we would have done to her. Then I told my girl that tonight we are going to fing the girl whos pussy she is going to eat. She says, you are going to bring home a girl for us tonight? Yes. OK.
Summary:
Girls in this town are friendly.
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 3
I have a few hours to kill on Friday afternoon, so I walk down to the waterfront and start doing some approaches.
11. Two girls walk into an used book store. Horse Girl. Hug. The horse girls friend walks off to look at books. I just banter about what to do in this town on a Friday night and I get some general advice. This girl has to work at a coffee shop until 3 am. wtf. Who gets caffeine at 2:59 am? The friend comes back and she has to go (C>5)
12. I walk past a coffee shop. Solo girl sitting with some college text books. I sit down, and say sorry I'm late. She has this freaked out look on her face, like she remembers me from grade school and I used to steal her lunch money. I say, aren't you Bubbles6969 from match.com? No... Oh, my mistake, blah blah blah... She informs me that she needs to study, really bad, so I eject (B)
13. I walk into another book store, and see two cute girls 30 feet apart from each other. Which one do I approach first? Hmmm... Horse Girl. Hug. The 2nd cute girl walks over and ask what's going on, as they are friends, and girl #1 explains that she is the weird horse girl. They gotta go, and I let them (C<5)
14. Solo girl walking down the street. I give her the "Do I know you?" look, and she stops. In fact, she stops and waits while another person walks by, knocks my phone out of my hand, and I bend over to pick it up. Then I do horse girl. She give me a heart felt load of forgiveness in the form of a hug. Are you smart? 4x4? She asks why we are playing this... because I only like smart girls, and if I'm going to talk to you I want to make sure you are smart. She lets me know she doesn't have a lot of time to talk, but she does talk with me a bit about where to hang out on Friday evenings and tells me generally which part of town she lives in. I let her go... (C>5)
15. A girl is sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. On the opposite side of the street. So I cross the street and deliver horse girl. It isn't her, but she agrees to forgive me. I motion for her to give me a hug, and she says that she'll pass on a hug, but I take it anyway. Then I wuss out and eject. (C<5)
16. A tall skinny girl is walking towards me, and then turns into the entrance of an apartment building. I follow and deliver horse girl. She is a bit scary, like she might be on drugs and probably sucks cock for dollars. I eject (C<5)
At this point I head back to my girls office as she is done with work and we roll back home and get some dinner
17. My girl and I roll out to a couple different bars. She is new to town and doesn't know where to go out, so we just explored a few areas. I used yelp.com earlier in the day to figure out a few places to go. We stop at the last place of the night, 2 blocks from home, and there is a group of 3 guys and 5 girls. I position us near them and start talking with Sandy. I look like a rock star which stands out like crazy in this place, so I knew they would open me. And they did. Now I look really high status to my girl.
One of the guys had opened me and his buddy starts talking to my girl. I think to myself, these guys are trying to flirt with my girl, and laugh to myself. I start joking with the guys and making comments about how they are beta, by explaining to my girl how this guy is a gynecologist and looks at dirty vaginas all day. Then I pull her close to me with the claw, and the second guy just fades away. Now I'm scoping logistics, and I learn which two of the girls are with two of the guys, and how they all know each other, where they live, how they traveled to the bar. They have a full travel dependency. One at a time I talk to each of the girls, except one who is back in the corner. And I'm winning the whole group over and she is watching me with this look on her face that says "please talk to me." Or possibly even "please fuck me." I was king of that group for about 15 minutes... The bar is closing now, and we just walk home. In hind sight, I should have tried to pull miss fuck me eyes back to our place. It was weird gaming in front of my girl. At one point, I asked a girl with a tongue piercing if she gave good head, and my girl apologized for my overtly sexual questions. Haha. (C>5)
This morning we had hot sex talking about how I would have pulled that girl home with us and what we would have done to her. Then I told my girl that tonight we are going to fing the girl whos pussy she is going to eat. She says, you are going to bring home a girl for us tonight? Yes. OK.
Summary:
Girls in this town are friendly.
B - 1
C<5 - 3
C>5 - 3
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Date Night - wine at a local bar
I'm working on building up to a 3-some with my current LTR, who I see and hang out with for a few days a month. Sometimes it is in LA, and other times it is in the city she lives in
She is very comfortable sexually, and I have brought up the subject in the middle of sex, and we have role played / fantasized about threesomes. She told me that she has always been attracted to other women, but was shy about it, and that my comfort level has made her curious to explore that side of herself
Last night we went out for some wine at a bar a few blocks from her place. The place is packed and we sit at the bar, and have a good chat over a glass of wine. As the place is starting to quiet down, I start to play some games with her.
First we play Murder/Marry/Shag. This is actually in the routines manual, and goes something like this. First, you pick out 3 guys from the room, and she has to tell you which one she would murder, which she would marry, and which she would shag. And why. This is fun because you can pick out three total beta losers, but what I did was pick out two losers and one pretty attractive guy, to which she said, "Oh yeah, I would definitely shag him", haha
Then she picks out 3 girls for me to choose from, and we play with that a little bit.
When she picked the guy she would murder, she used words like "gross" and "disgusting" to describe him. He was actually with a pretty cute girl, and we read their body language. Her guess was they were on the 3rd date. She made a few comments about how the girl was really cute, and didn't understand why she was with the gross guy. I asked if the guy had gotten laid in the last 30 days, and she thought no. There were also 3 dorks over in the corner, and I asked it they had gotten laid in the last month. Definitely Not! Really?
Now the guy that she said she would shag, I asked which 3 girls in the bar would be most likely to go home with him tonight. She made her guesses, and I agreed with them.
Now, I asked her which 3 girls in the bar would be most likely to go home with HER. She said one of the waitresses, because she seemed naughty. And I suggested that the cute girl with the gross guy would actually be more likely. She was curious, so I explained that the gross guy was going to try to kiss the cute girl later, and she was probably concerned about that. At the same time, she had been flirting under the influence of alcohol for a few hours, so probably had an elevated buying temperature. She thought this made a lot of sense.
So now I suggested we test the cute girl and see if I'm right. "How do we do that?" I said we could make out heavily at the bar, with my back to the cute girl, and she could make eye contact with the cute girl while we did it. If the cute girl looked or watched, it would be possible to tell by the look in her eyes that she was interested or curious. And she did look. And my girl was really turned on by that.
The gross guy got up to go to the bathroom, so I suggested she run over and say hello to the cute girl and tell her that she found her attractive. She wanted to... but she had AA! haha. So she didn't approach, and I didn't either, but we went home and fucked like crazy while fantasizing that the cute girl was in bed with us.
We are planning on going out again tonight, so I'll have some opportunity to refine picking up the 3rd wheel for our tricycle of love
She is very comfortable sexually, and I have brought up the subject in the middle of sex, and we have role played / fantasized about threesomes. She told me that she has always been attracted to other women, but was shy about it, and that my comfort level has made her curious to explore that side of herself
Last night we went out for some wine at a bar a few blocks from her place. The place is packed and we sit at the bar, and have a good chat over a glass of wine. As the place is starting to quiet down, I start to play some games with her.
First we play Murder/Marry/Shag. This is actually in the routines manual, and goes something like this. First, you pick out 3 guys from the room, and she has to tell you which one she would murder, which she would marry, and which she would shag. And why. This is fun because you can pick out three total beta losers, but what I did was pick out two losers and one pretty attractive guy, to which she said, "Oh yeah, I would definitely shag him", haha
Then she picks out 3 girls for me to choose from, and we play with that a little bit.
When she picked the guy she would murder, she used words like "gross" and "disgusting" to describe him. He was actually with a pretty cute girl, and we read their body language. Her guess was they were on the 3rd date. She made a few comments about how the girl was really cute, and didn't understand why she was with the gross guy. I asked if the guy had gotten laid in the last 30 days, and she thought no. There were also 3 dorks over in the corner, and I asked it they had gotten laid in the last month. Definitely Not! Really?
Now the guy that she said she would shag, I asked which 3 girls in the bar would be most likely to go home with him tonight. She made her guesses, and I agreed with them.
Now, I asked her which 3 girls in the bar would be most likely to go home with HER. She said one of the waitresses, because she seemed naughty. And I suggested that the cute girl with the gross guy would actually be more likely. She was curious, so I explained that the gross guy was going to try to kiss the cute girl later, and she was probably concerned about that. At the same time, she had been flirting under the influence of alcohol for a few hours, so probably had an elevated buying temperature. She thought this made a lot of sense.
So now I suggested we test the cute girl and see if I'm right. "How do we do that?" I said we could make out heavily at the bar, with my back to the cute girl, and she could make eye contact with the cute girl while we did it. If the cute girl looked or watched, it would be possible to tell by the look in her eyes that she was interested or curious. And she did look. And my girl was really turned on by that.
The gross guy got up to go to the bathroom, so I suggested she run over and say hello to the cute girl and tell her that she found her attractive. She wanted to... but she had AA! haha. So she didn't approach, and I didn't either, but we went home and fucked like crazy while fantasizing that the cute girl was in bed with us.
We are planning on going out again tonight, so I'll have some opportunity to refine picking up the 3rd wheel for our tricycle of love
Light Day Game
I have to go to the airport, and I roll out with Joker before hand.
9. We are in the grocery store. Cute girl is buying berries. Horse Girl. Hug. She starts to take a step at a time to continue shopping, and I make some situational comment about berries and let her go. (C<5)
10. On the way back to the car, I see a cute girl near the elevator. Horse Girl. Hug. Smart Tests. Brad Pitt. Smart/Hot/Rich. She isn't sure what her best quality is, but she can cook really well. She is jumping through all of my hoops, and enjoying herself. I'm on a tight schedule, so I tell her we need to continue this conversation later. She offers facebook, and I add her on the spot via the magic of wireless technology. She accepts the friend request about an hour later (C>5 / Facebook)
Summary:
C<5 - 1
# - 1
9. We are in the grocery store. Cute girl is buying berries. Horse Girl. Hug. She starts to take a step at a time to continue shopping, and I make some situational comment about berries and let her go. (C<5)
10. On the way back to the car, I see a cute girl near the elevator. Horse Girl. Hug. Smart Tests. Brad Pitt. Smart/Hot/Rich. She isn't sure what her best quality is, but she can cook really well. She is jumping through all of my hoops, and enjoying herself. I'm on a tight schedule, so I tell her we need to continue this conversation later. She offers facebook, and I add her on the spot via the magic of wireless technology. She accepts the friend request about an hour later (C>5 / Facebook)
Summary:
C<5 - 1
# - 1
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