A girl I met in NYC in June, and had an insta-date and D2 with was in LA for a few days.
Previous posts here and here
We had made plans in advance via email to hang out on Saturday night, and from there many things went awry. First, I get a text saying that the friend made a lot of plans for them and is in the process of taking her to Malibu, so maybe we can't meet up today. I basically tell her that today is the only option for me. I suggest she flew all this way just to see me, so I want to make sure I can hang out with her, but if she is going to go with the friends plans then it probably isn't going to happen. 10 minutes later, I get a text saying that she can drive to my place later
A couple hours later, I get a voicemail while I'm in the shower. The friend has done some more damage, saying that traffic to my place was going to be a parking lot and it would take hours, so it is better if we meet in Santa Monica. So she is driving directly there. This messes up my plans to start the date at my place, and by the time I get the voicemail and attempt to undo the damage it is too late because she is already en route past the point of no return. Sparing those that don't know LA traffic and geography, what should have been a 30 minute drive to my place turns into a 1.5 hour drive to meet me 15 minutes from my house, because she had her driving along the coast where everybody and their brother is hanging out at the beaches on a Saturday so traffic is hell. WTF.
I almost pulled the plug on our date at this point, because it was going to be damn near impossible to get this girl back to my place. After trying to have sex with her on a bench in Union Square with no luck, I knew that attempts to do similar in LA were probably pointless. But I was hungry and one of my fav restaurants is in Santa Monica, so I figured I would eat and then maybe I can get her to leave her car and ride with me back to my place.
I go to this restaurant all the time and I know all the waitstaff, so I don't bother estimating this girls travel time and I just roll out. 20 minutes later I'm sitting down to a nice raw vegan chocolate shake and chatting up one of the hot waitresses. And interestingly enough, Joker is there having a D2 as well.
HBFigureSkater eventually shows up and we have a bit to eat and I roll out the kino. I'm rubbing her back and her leg, and we kiss. I lightly bite her neck and she is getting into it, and now she starts to try to take charge in a helpful way so I let her. She is saying things like "I wish I was able to stay with you" and "Would you like to go somewhere else after this? I could just leave my car here and ride with you" and "You just pick a place you want to go." She basically said everything except "Please take me to your place and fuck me." But I did anyway, hehe
We walk into the pickup mansion, and of course she loves the place. Then she says "Where is your room?" and I lead her in, shut the door, push her down on the bed, and the rest as they say is history. This girl works out all the time with her skating so her body is amazing. I rocked that body for an hour. She had beautiful natural breasts that bounced up and down as I slapped up against her rock hard ass with her legs in the air
There are a few things that made this work. The biggest overall being my identity. I had introduced this girl to raw vegan foods in New York and she has been eating mostly raw ever since because she liked how it made her feel. So eating at a raw vegan restaurant with me and talking about food, and having the staff fawn over me was helpful. The owner has seen me come in with a ton of hot chics now and just shakes his head with a smile on his face each time he sees a new one. (I even number closed a waitress right in front of HBFigureSkater.)
Another big thing was not being a nice guy. I didn't accept that we weren't going to meet up per the original plans, and I wasn't going to adjust my schedule to meet up with her "later." But at the same time I was unreactive, like it would be cool if we met up but if she wasn't going to follow through I would just make other plans. So she stood up to her friend and came out with me
The other thing is that I was unreactive to all of the roadblocks her friend was throwing at us with the travel and directions. I didn't even mention it, but did drop in a comment about how close my place was. From there, turning on the kino and a bit of neck biting got her buying temp up and then getting her back to my place was no problem. After the intial bs, she couldn't have made it any easier
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
LR: A night at the Playboy Mansion
In a single word, the Playboy Mansion is fucking awesome.
There are so many hot girls and an open bar in a sexually charged environment. Upon arriving, I did a little walking around to explore the venue, walking past the different bars, around the grotto, and through the zoo
I only opened one set the whole night. The rest of them opened me.
As soon as I walked into the venue, this guy runs up and asks if I'm that guy from that band.
A bit later, this married couple asks me the same thing.
Girls are walking up to me and asking if they can get their picture taken with me. I totally want to be a celebrity. It would be so easy to get laid
There is a poker tournament and one of the blond female dealers is asking Drew, Joker, and I if we want to play. We decline. She says to us, I don't know if you guys are man enough to play. I say, "I have a vagina." She said something else challenging, and I replied again with something witty. But I forget. Then she says, "wow, you're a little bitch, aren't you."
Two girls open me for a photo. I am feisty with them, and one says "You must be on your period!" She asks me to hold her drink while she takes a photo. So I take her drink and set it down on a table. Then I tell her I put a roofie in it.
Back out in front, where they have the red carpet entrance, I walk by as I'm exploring.
There are so many hot girls and an open bar in a sexually charged environment. Upon arriving, I did a little walking around to explore the venue, walking past the different bars, around the grotto, and through the zoo
I only opened one set the whole night. The rest of them opened me.
As soon as I walked into the venue, this guy runs up and asks if I'm that guy from that band.
A bit later, this married couple asks me the same thing.
Girls are walking up to me and asking if they can get their picture taken with me. I totally want to be a celebrity. It would be so easy to get laid
There is a poker tournament and one of the blond female dealers is asking Drew, Joker, and I if we want to play. We decline. She says to us, I don't know if you guys are man enough to play. I say, "I have a vagina." She said something else challenging, and I replied again with something witty. But I forget. Then she says, "wow, you're a little bitch, aren't you."
Two girls open me for a photo. I am feisty with them, and one says "You must be on your period!" She asks me to hold her drink while she takes a photo. So I take her drink and set it down on a table. Then I tell her I put a roofie in it.
Back out in front, where they have the red carpet entrance, I walk by as I'm exploring.
A brunette poker dealer asks me to join the poker tournament, and the previously mentioned blond says something to the effect of "He is a little bitch and isn't going to play." Its all in good fun though. And I say, no, that's just because I'm not into blonds. And I put my arm around the brunette and she is like, "hello sweetie." We play together a bit, flirting, when a camera guy comes up and asks if they can get my photo. Of course. So I back turn the poker dealers and walk to the red carpet. The girl that asked me if I am on my period is there, and is standing next to me. And she muscles in on my pictures. So I grab her firmly at the back of the neck and hold her close.
HB: "Wow, I really like that grip."
Nomad: "Of course you do, baby. How about this one?" And then I slide my hand down and start grabbing her ass.
Then I pull her in a little closer, and start to kiss her. All while the cameras are flashing
Then this guy approaches and hands me these really cool bone and wood sunglasses, and asks if I would wear them in the photo. Sure. So I get a pair of these really cool glasses to take home with me. Afterwards, the girl I was just kissing asks me for an interview for her TV show. So I do. Then kiss her again. On camera
Then I roll back inside to the main party and meet up with Drew and Joker. 3 girls approach us and ask to get their pictures taken with us. Sure, but that will be $19.95. My target plays along and suggests she doesn't need to pay. Look, I really would like to give you a free one. But my manager won't allow it. I just can't budge on this, I'm sorry. So she asks if I take paypal, and then we do photos. Then her friend gets in on the photo also, and I have them kiss me on the cheek.
I'm holding my target at the waist and keeping her close to me, and I talk to all 3 girls and get to know them a bit. At least once, somebody else comes in and asks for a photo with me. I go back to my target and ask if she has seen the zoo. No. I describe some of the cool things there, and then lead her off to get a tour. I'm holding her hand and leading her around. We walk up to the spider monkey cage, and I kiss her. And she asks me, why do you want to kiss me, we don't even know each other. So I kiss her again. And then we are making out like crazy. Until her friends walk by and do that girl giggle thing that they do. So I walk off with her down another path and we make out some more. And after several attempts, I slide my finger inside her thong and start fingering her. She is a little resistant, but I get the hook going on her g-spot and we are making out and she is getting really into it. Then she decides we have to go back to her friends now
I walk with her through the front entrance and some people stop to get my picture, and we continue on back to her friends. My target has to go to the bathroom, and one of the friends disappears, so I chat with the 3rd friend and just try to be friendly. We have a good chat and my target comes back, and I suggest we go see the other part of the party (near the private area of the zoo.) We hang over there a bit, and then I see the cool birds at the zoo entrance (different than how we got there the first time) and I act all excited and start pulling her to the birds. She can't really fight it, and then we get to the birds and she is like, you weren't kidding, these are cool. Her friend arrives and starts talking about shit I don't want them talking about, so I go "Ooh, look at those emus!" And Oh, look at those flamingos. Eventually the friend leaves, and I want a closer look at the flamingos. So I pull the girl near the flamingos, start making out with her, and slide my hand inside her panties again. She is like, "Why do you keep doing that, you already know what is down there." But once again I hook on her g-spot and she is enjoying it. So much so that she orgasms. I had unzipped my pants and after a few tries, got her hand wrapped around my cock, but she just held it and didn't really do much with it.
She wants to go again, so I pull her back down the dark part of the zoo and she is like No, we can't go down there. But I lead her anyway, and then I have her against a tree and I'm fingering her again and now she is rubbing my cock, and I try to turn her around and bend her over and she says, "No, we definitely aren't having sex." I agree, and try anyway. But she is adamant. We go back to her friends.
At this point, I feel that one of the friends is also into me. She said a few things about how she was mad at me for hitting on her friend, which I interpreted to mean because she wanted me go for her. So for a minute I thought about pulling her into the zoo and going for it. She definitely had high buying temperature
Now my target is just following me around wherever I go, and holding my hand and we make out in front of everybody. The party is winding down, so we all get ready to hop back on the bus. I had scoped out logistics earlier. They are all staying in the same room at a hotel near the parking structure where the shuttle buses go, and were going to walk from there.
As we search for all the friends a guy is trying to pick up my target. He had apparantly talked to her earlier and creeped her out. She says to me, why is this guy still talking to me. So we back turn him. And make out. And he still keeps talking to her while we are lip locked. We walk about 10 steps away, and I climb on top of a chair to look around the crowd for our friends. And this guy has stepped in between us, with his back to me. I go grab her arm to pull her away, and he tries to elbow me and box me out. I grab his arm and turn him and say Its cool. And he grabs my arm hard and tries to kind of push me and says really aggressively, Oh its cool, huh!? I just say yeah man, its cool and turn away and walk off with her. What a douche
So we all hop on the bus, and I'm sitting with this girl next to me and we get to the parking garage. I lead her inside, down stairs, and into my car. And we drive off without her friends. I talked with Drew Joker and her friends and told them to get a taxi, so she assumes we are all going to the same place. We get to my house, and she asks where we are. I say it is my Chateau in the Alps. We go inside, and end up laying on my bed. She says this is bad, she can't be on a bed. And I start making out with her and fingering her, and then I try to lick her pussy. At this point, she is wearing all of her clothes, her shoes, and my jacket. She won't let me lick her pussy, so I make out with her more. And then try again. Still no dice. So repeat again, and now I'm eating her out and she is loving it. And she is still wearing her thong
I start looking for the condoms that I know are in my pants. But can't find them. I have to pull my left hand out of her pussy and put my right hand in so I can check different pockets. And then I realize they are in my jacket, which she is wearing. So I find the pocket, and take one out. And she cums all over my face. So I get up on my knees in front of her, put on a condom, and she is like No, we can't have sex. I agree. She says, why are you so confident that I want to have sex with you. And I just say, of course you do. And then I slide my cock inside her and she says you are so persuasive. It was really hot sex.
We had some great pillow talk afterwards where we were both laughing in stiches. And then she needs to go back to the hotel. So I put on another condom, and she is like what are you doing. But I slide my cock inside her again and we go for another round. This time, I flip her over and do her doggy and she orgasms again. I was slapping her ass and pulling her hair and she fucking loved it. Great sex
And then I drove her back to the hotel
A lot of things came together for me tonight. First, my presence was powerful and I was getting social proofed left and right. I was on fire with my teasing. I was leading. I pulled this girl all over the venue. She gave a ton of resistance again and again, but I was nonreactive and agreed with her and continued to escalate. I dealt with an aggressive guy trying to dominate me. I managed non-ideal logistics and got her back to my place. And it resulted in fucking a hot girl with great big titties.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday Night
Tonight was a good night. I had some really good sets, and I had a couple good milestones
First we went to a favorite bar on Cahuenga. The door guy calls Joker and I out by name as we roll in. There is one set and Drew goes in. I order a drink and just chill.
x. Then I go talk to two fat girls, since it is a warmup and there is nobody else to chat with.
Joker opened them with sausage fest, and they were kind of unresponsive. I joined in and chatted with both of them. One was obviously more engaged with me, so we repositioned so that we were next to each other. I did the cat routine on the first girl, and then Joker ran it on her also. Nice! Other than that, I don't think I ran any scripted stuff. We just talked a bit, and then I ejected by saying I have to get back to my friends (C>5)
x. I walk to the end of the bar and ask Joker and Drew if either of them have opened a cute girl at the bar. Nope. Horse Girl. She interrupts me and tells me that she is a fan of my music. Cool, the sexy stereotype works :) Cat Routine. She tells me where she works and we vibe about that a bit. I'm a fan. I do a few high 5's. Logistics... she is supposed to meet a friend here. He is from Australia. He doesn't have a phone, and is late. She lives in Korea town. OK, so she is a floater. She says she likes my jacket, and I tell a story about how I got it in NYC and the store owner loved me. She shares a similar story, but never been to NY. I suggest that if this thing works out we totally have to go there. She agrees. We also future project going to Belgium and Venice. We chat about how she grew up in a trailer park and about what she is pursuing for future career. I tell her, cool, you are white trash just like me. We talk about her growing up in Iowa with big colored hair and piercings. I tell her I'm impressed that she can do her own thing, and that she came to LA out of high school to find her own path. Total respect (and I meant it.) We hug. Then we kiss. Then we make out. Then I rub her pussy. I tell her that is all she gets. She says, are you usually this friendly with people you just met? Never. Well, only 7 times today. But never. I bite her on the neck and we make out some more. I say it looks like your friend isn't coming, so you are going to hang out with me tonight. Let's go to another bar and get a drink. So we roll out, arms around each other, and hop in a taxi. We are driving towards House 2 and she is doing some texting. I try to minimize this by taking her number. She asks if I have a nickname to save it as, and I tell her Brad Pitt. She doesn't want that one, so I say "The most interesting man in the world." She decides to save it as Hez Purdy Kul. Then her friend calls, and she says she has to take it. Crap. She says, sorry to cut this short, but I have to go meet my friends. I'll just get out here. And she does. "But you have my number so call me!" And we kiss again, and off she runs (k/#)
Lessons learned. The phone is not your friend. Keep her away from it. I would have fucked this girl for sure if I had kept the phone out of the equation. I think a large part of what made this work well was just identity. I ran little game, but had some good identity stories that pulled us together. I also did some nice work with foreshadowing some travel together and was able to convey a bit of "I understand your world"
I'm near House 2, so I get dropped off there and meet up with Traveler and Poker Face, and we roll back out to Cahuenga. Joker tells me about a set in the back that he opened that has a birthday girl
x. I walk into the back room with about 10 people and say loudly "Who is the birthday girl!?" She volunteers herself and I say it is my birthday too (only slighly inaccurate) and give her a hug. It is just her and another girl standing together. The birthday girl is a bit bitchy. She asks how old I am, and I say I am really old, like 73. She says, you look it! I smile and say thanks, I am so excited about the senior discount. How old are you? 21. Oh nice, congrats. So have you been drinking? Only slightly. Oh I see, so you are always like this. She says yeah, the edge doesn't really go away (So she knows she is being bitchy, cool)
The non-birthday girl challenges me:
CB: Are you with that Asian guy? From her tone, I know not to say yes.
Nomad: So I say, what do you mean, I have Asian friends. I used to live in Asia.
CB: OK, are you with the rocker Asian guy.
Nomad: Actually, I'm here by myself
CB: OK, cuz if you were we would have to shut you down right now. He was kind of an asshole
Weird. Cuz Joker is one of the coolest guys I know
Jake P comes into the set, and says hello. The friend is now like, I thought you came by yourself, and suddenly here is your friend. Ignore.
Now the birthday girl target says, Are you guys trying to be in a band, or are you just roadies. And she says it all snooty and condescending. I kind of back turn her, and then I say actually, I just sleep on my friends couches and steal their drugs and their girls. Its a hard job, but somebody has to do it. She claims her Dad is in the music business, so she knows.
I say listen, I used to date a girl kind of like you. She was kind of rude and bitchy to people that she met in bars, because dorks were always coming up and hitting on her. But you don't need to be that way to me. I understand. And then she kind of opened up, and told me her name. And told me that the friend was her boyfriend's sister, and that her boyfriend was sitting right there.
This is awesome. I took the bitchy girl, defused her (a bit) and got her to explain that I needed to be discrete. This may be the first time ever that I have defused a hot girls bitch shield
She was still a bit challenging, and asks if I am in a band and are we touring. But now we are engaging from a position of what seems like mutual understanding. Gabriel is in set now talking to the friend, and figures out that the birthday girl has been dating this guy for two years, etc, etc. We decide to leave (C>5)
x. I stop 2 girls on the street with high 5. You are awesome, high 5! The first girl says, how do you know, you don't even know me. OK, you aren't so awesome. But you are, high 5! And her friend high 5's me. The first girl would not let her guard down and was all about "you don't know us" over and over again. Seriously, you aren't cool. So I back turn her and let them walk away (B)
x. I stop a set on the street, just by looking at her like I know her. She says, Yeah, I think I know you too. The friends jump in, and I say that we went to elementary school together and I lost my virginity to her, and she plays along. But they are in route somewhere, and they run off. My elementary school friend yells after me that we'll see each other soon. (C<5)
x. We go into a bar. The door guy knows us and lets us in without bothering with that stupid ID thing that door guys do. I open a 2-set with sausage fest. One girl loves it, and starts laughing her ass off. We vibe a bit. I do smart tests. I pull in the friend, tell me if this girl is smart. I need to know. Smart/Hot/Rich. She loves it all. Her best quality is that she tells it straight. That's awesome, nobody likes to play games, I say. OK, tell me, what were you like in high school. A good girl. College? I got crazy. How old were you when you lost your virginity? She refused to answer, and kept saying how is that relevant, etc... Then it fell off a cliff. I backturned her for noncompliance, and the wasn't having any more of me. My read is this set could have easily been hours long and gone nowhere. Blow me or blow me out (C<5)
x. Back out on the street, I see this adorable girl walking towards me. Stop. Horse girl. It isn't her but she forgives me. Names. She has a great name since her parents were hippies. Are you smart? No, I don't think so. (OK, time to calibrate down.) I realize the positioning isn't super awesome right now. She is leaning against a wall and I am facing her, so I adjust to be 90 degrees. I tell her that she seems super sweet, and that I am going to adopt her as my new little sister and we are going to climb trees and have lemonade stands together. She asks how I know she is sweet, and I say I can feel it in her energy. She loves this answer, fortunately. I ask what she does for fun, and she says goes to bars and not drink. She doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs. I say me too! I even eat super clean. She says she is vegetarian and has cut out dairy. I tell her I am raw vegan, and about my 1 year old nephew and his dairy experiences, and about a fasting trip to Thailand, and more. She is really into it, and we talk about being positive and having positive energy. We hug. I tell her, you are super sweet I am going to kiss you. And then we make out for about 5 minutes. She has super soft lips and she is about 5 feet tall and maybe weighs 80 pounds. I would totally break this girl in half and I can feel myself getting rock hard in my pants. We stop, and she says I totally shouldn't have done that. I say, yeah, we totally shouldn't have done that. And then I kiss her again and we make out some more. Damn, I love those lips. And that body! Damn. Did I just say damn? Damn.
She says something again about how she shouldn't have done that. I say, you know, our society places all these restrictions on people and trys to make them feel guilty for going with what feels right in the moment. I say let's embrace the moment and be happy with our experiences. She says yeah, but what about if it hurts somebody else? I just say that it is impossible for anybody to be responsible for somebody elses happiness. She smiles, and tells me she hasn't smiled so much in so long. That is one of the best compliments I've received in a long time. Another example of Game bringing happiness to wonderful women everywhere.
So she tells me that she just (as in just) broke up with her ex. She is couch surfing at the moment, and her ex's parents pay her cell phone bill (She can't get texts, only voice.) I figure logistics are great. Nope, a phone call comes in and she has to go meet somebody (I think the ex)
Earlier in the set, when we were talking about raw veganism, we talked about some restaurants. I described some amazingly delicious bits of goodness, and told her that she and I are going to go check it out. Her schedule is fuzzy, so we make soft plans for "this week." Then we make out a bit more and then she goes off. I watch her walk away and think to myself how awesome it would be to rock that body. Damn. I could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shut down the meetup, so I just let her walk off. I wonder if I could have been more dominant here and made it happen. I find it unlikely that with some of what she is working through that she will meet up, but who knows... (k/#)
And that is all she wrote
- an almost SNL
- a great make out with some amazing lips
- defusing a bitch shield
- dealing with a super AMOG from one of Poker Face's sets (too tired to write about it now)
First we went to a favorite bar on Cahuenga. The door guy calls Joker and I out by name as we roll in. There is one set and Drew goes in. I order a drink and just chill.
x. Then I go talk to two fat girls, since it is a warmup and there is nobody else to chat with.
Joker opened them with sausage fest, and they were kind of unresponsive. I joined in and chatted with both of them. One was obviously more engaged with me, so we repositioned so that we were next to each other. I did the cat routine on the first girl, and then Joker ran it on her also. Nice! Other than that, I don't think I ran any scripted stuff. We just talked a bit, and then I ejected by saying I have to get back to my friends (C>5)
x. I walk to the end of the bar and ask Joker and Drew if either of them have opened a cute girl at the bar. Nope. Horse Girl. She interrupts me and tells me that she is a fan of my music. Cool, the sexy stereotype works :) Cat Routine. She tells me where she works and we vibe about that a bit. I'm a fan. I do a few high 5's. Logistics... she is supposed to meet a friend here. He is from Australia. He doesn't have a phone, and is late. She lives in Korea town. OK, so she is a floater. She says she likes my jacket, and I tell a story about how I got it in NYC and the store owner loved me. She shares a similar story, but never been to NY. I suggest that if this thing works out we totally have to go there. She agrees. We also future project going to Belgium and Venice. We chat about how she grew up in a trailer park and about what she is pursuing for future career. I tell her, cool, you are white trash just like me. We talk about her growing up in Iowa with big colored hair and piercings. I tell her I'm impressed that she can do her own thing, and that she came to LA out of high school to find her own path. Total respect (and I meant it.) We hug. Then we kiss. Then we make out. Then I rub her pussy. I tell her that is all she gets. She says, are you usually this friendly with people you just met? Never. Well, only 7 times today. But never. I bite her on the neck and we make out some more. I say it looks like your friend isn't coming, so you are going to hang out with me tonight. Let's go to another bar and get a drink. So we roll out, arms around each other, and hop in a taxi. We are driving towards House 2 and she is doing some texting. I try to minimize this by taking her number. She asks if I have a nickname to save it as, and I tell her Brad Pitt. She doesn't want that one, so I say "The most interesting man in the world." She decides to save it as Hez Purdy Kul. Then her friend calls, and she says she has to take it. Crap. She says, sorry to cut this short, but I have to go meet my friends. I'll just get out here. And she does. "But you have my number so call me!" And we kiss again, and off she runs (k/#)
Lessons learned. The phone is not your friend. Keep her away from it. I would have fucked this girl for sure if I had kept the phone out of the equation. I think a large part of what made this work well was just identity. I ran little game, but had some good identity stories that pulled us together. I also did some nice work with foreshadowing some travel together and was able to convey a bit of "I understand your world"
I'm near House 2, so I get dropped off there and meet up with Traveler and Poker Face, and we roll back out to Cahuenga. Joker tells me about a set in the back that he opened that has a birthday girl
x. I walk into the back room with about 10 people and say loudly "Who is the birthday girl!?" She volunteers herself and I say it is my birthday too (only slighly inaccurate) and give her a hug. It is just her and another girl standing together. The birthday girl is a bit bitchy. She asks how old I am, and I say I am really old, like 73. She says, you look it! I smile and say thanks, I am so excited about the senior discount. How old are you? 21. Oh nice, congrats. So have you been drinking? Only slightly. Oh I see, so you are always like this. She says yeah, the edge doesn't really go away (So she knows she is being bitchy, cool)
The non-birthday girl challenges me:
CB: Are you with that Asian guy? From her tone, I know not to say yes.
Nomad: So I say, what do you mean, I have Asian friends. I used to live in Asia.
CB: OK, are you with the rocker Asian guy.
Nomad: Actually, I'm here by myself
CB: OK, cuz if you were we would have to shut you down right now. He was kind of an asshole
Weird. Cuz Joker is one of the coolest guys I know
Jake P comes into the set, and says hello. The friend is now like, I thought you came by yourself, and suddenly here is your friend. Ignore.
Now the birthday girl target says, Are you guys trying to be in a band, or are you just roadies. And she says it all snooty and condescending. I kind of back turn her, and then I say actually, I just sleep on my friends couches and steal their drugs and their girls. Its a hard job, but somebody has to do it. She claims her Dad is in the music business, so she knows.
I say listen, I used to date a girl kind of like you. She was kind of rude and bitchy to people that she met in bars, because dorks were always coming up and hitting on her. But you don't need to be that way to me. I understand. And then she kind of opened up, and told me her name. And told me that the friend was her boyfriend's sister, and that her boyfriend was sitting right there.
This is awesome. I took the bitchy girl, defused her (a bit) and got her to explain that I needed to be discrete. This may be the first time ever that I have defused a hot girls bitch shield
She was still a bit challenging, and asks if I am in a band and are we touring. But now we are engaging from a position of what seems like mutual understanding. Gabriel is in set now talking to the friend, and figures out that the birthday girl has been dating this guy for two years, etc, etc. We decide to leave (C>5)
x. I stop 2 girls on the street with high 5. You are awesome, high 5! The first girl says, how do you know, you don't even know me. OK, you aren't so awesome. But you are, high 5! And her friend high 5's me. The first girl would not let her guard down and was all about "you don't know us" over and over again. Seriously, you aren't cool. So I back turn her and let them walk away (B)
x. I stop a set on the street, just by looking at her like I know her. She says, Yeah, I think I know you too. The friends jump in, and I say that we went to elementary school together and I lost my virginity to her, and she plays along. But they are in route somewhere, and they run off. My elementary school friend yells after me that we'll see each other soon. (C<5)
x. We go into a bar. The door guy knows us and lets us in without bothering with that stupid ID thing that door guys do. I open a 2-set with sausage fest. One girl loves it, and starts laughing her ass off. We vibe a bit. I do smart tests. I pull in the friend, tell me if this girl is smart. I need to know. Smart/Hot/Rich. She loves it all. Her best quality is that she tells it straight. That's awesome, nobody likes to play games, I say. OK, tell me, what were you like in high school. A good girl. College? I got crazy. How old were you when you lost your virginity? She refused to answer, and kept saying how is that relevant, etc... Then it fell off a cliff. I backturned her for noncompliance, and the wasn't having any more of me. My read is this set could have easily been hours long and gone nowhere. Blow me or blow me out (C<5)
x. Back out on the street, I see this adorable girl walking towards me. Stop. Horse girl. It isn't her but she forgives me. Names. She has a great name since her parents were hippies. Are you smart? No, I don't think so. (OK, time to calibrate down.) I realize the positioning isn't super awesome right now. She is leaning against a wall and I am facing her, so I adjust to be 90 degrees. I tell her that she seems super sweet, and that I am going to adopt her as my new little sister and we are going to climb trees and have lemonade stands together. She asks how I know she is sweet, and I say I can feel it in her energy. She loves this answer, fortunately. I ask what she does for fun, and she says goes to bars and not drink. She doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs. I say me too! I even eat super clean. She says she is vegetarian and has cut out dairy. I tell her I am raw vegan, and about my 1 year old nephew and his dairy experiences, and about a fasting trip to Thailand, and more. She is really into it, and we talk about being positive and having positive energy. We hug. I tell her, you are super sweet I am going to kiss you. And then we make out for about 5 minutes. She has super soft lips and she is about 5 feet tall and maybe weighs 80 pounds. I would totally break this girl in half and I can feel myself getting rock hard in my pants. We stop, and she says I totally shouldn't have done that. I say, yeah, we totally shouldn't have done that. And then I kiss her again and we make out some more. Damn, I love those lips. And that body! Damn. Did I just say damn? Damn.
She says something again about how she shouldn't have done that. I say, you know, our society places all these restrictions on people and trys to make them feel guilty for going with what feels right in the moment. I say let's embrace the moment and be happy with our experiences. She says yeah, but what about if it hurts somebody else? I just say that it is impossible for anybody to be responsible for somebody elses happiness. She smiles, and tells me she hasn't smiled so much in so long. That is one of the best compliments I've received in a long time. Another example of Game bringing happiness to wonderful women everywhere.
So she tells me that she just (as in just) broke up with her ex. She is couch surfing at the moment, and her ex's parents pay her cell phone bill (She can't get texts, only voice.) I figure logistics are great. Nope, a phone call comes in and she has to go meet somebody (I think the ex)
Earlier in the set, when we were talking about raw veganism, we talked about some restaurants. I described some amazingly delicious bits of goodness, and told her that she and I are going to go check it out. Her schedule is fuzzy, so we make soft plans for "this week." Then we make out a bit more and then she goes off. I watch her walk away and think to myself how awesome it would be to rock that body. Damn. I could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shut down the meetup, so I just let her walk off. I wonder if I could have been more dominant here and made it happen. I find it unlikely that with some of what she is working through that she will meet up, but who knows... (k/#)
And that is all she wrote
- an almost SNL
- a great make out with some amazing lips
- defusing a bitch shield
- dealing with a super AMOG from one of Poker Face's sets (too tired to write about it now)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday night
I went out to meet Driver and Poker Face. I was late in getting out, and realized that my balls were covered with pussy juice, so I just washed them in the sink and ran out the door
I spent a good hour talking with Driver about my history while some guy kept trying to talk to me about random shit. I told him dude, I'm trying to have an important conversation. Give me 5 minutes of peace here. He is like, OK cool, I'll wait. Weird
The venue has a lot of girls I've opened before and I don't open any of them again. A few girls come up and talk to me, but none of them are hot
Poker Face opened a girl with Horse Girl earlier in the night, and she didn't like it. She later comes up to Driver and me and is kind of angry. "Are you telling your friend to say random shit to girls and laughing at him. That's not cool." So she gives us a walk through of her reaction to horse girl. I keep busting her frame and asking if she was teased as a kid. Eventually she talks about her huge tits and how the only teasing she got was people trying to throw things down her shirt. Then she walks off
50. I did one set tonight. Walking outside, there is a circle of 5 girls. I hear one of them say one of the girls is looking for some cock. I walk into the circle, and say "Sorry ladies, there is none of that around here." They laugh. I introduce myself to them and one of the girls is kind of bitchy right from the start. Poker Face comes in, tries to pick up one of the girls, and she donkey kicks him in the nuts. Ouch. I try to direct the set, and say "Use your words, not your hands", treating her like a preschool kid. The bitchy girl gets even bitchier and starts mouthing off.
My initial reaction is fuck this. This is not the right reaction. It turns into bitchy girl just saying go away.
I think I should have defused this and been more of a leader, but honestly I'm not really sure the best way to handle it. Any ideas? What is the best way to defuse bitchy girls?
I spent a good hour talking with Driver about my history while some guy kept trying to talk to me about random shit. I told him dude, I'm trying to have an important conversation. Give me 5 minutes of peace here. He is like, OK cool, I'll wait. Weird
The venue has a lot of girls I've opened before and I don't open any of them again. A few girls come up and talk to me, but none of them are hot
Poker Face opened a girl with Horse Girl earlier in the night, and she didn't like it. She later comes up to Driver and me and is kind of angry. "Are you telling your friend to say random shit to girls and laughing at him. That's not cool." So she gives us a walk through of her reaction to horse girl. I keep busting her frame and asking if she was teased as a kid. Eventually she talks about her huge tits and how the only teasing she got was people trying to throw things down her shirt. Then she walks off
50. I did one set tonight. Walking outside, there is a circle of 5 girls. I hear one of them say one of the girls is looking for some cock. I walk into the circle, and say "Sorry ladies, there is none of that around here." They laugh. I introduce myself to them and one of the girls is kind of bitchy right from the start. Poker Face comes in, tries to pick up one of the girls, and she donkey kicks him in the nuts. Ouch. I try to direct the set, and say "Use your words, not your hands", treating her like a preschool kid. The bitchy girl gets even bitchier and starts mouthing off.
My initial reaction is fuck this. This is not the right reaction. It turns into bitchy girl just saying go away.
I think I should have defused this and been more of a leader, but honestly I'm not really sure the best way to handle it. Any ideas? What is the best way to defuse bitchy girls?
Monday, July 20, 2009
LR HB_B&N
I met this girl at Barnes & Noble two days ago (set 41), and we lined up a Day 2 for today via text. She has a little bit of a Drew Barrymore look, but with piercings and tattoos
She is supposed to swing by my place and then we'll roll out for an adventure date from there. That didn't work out because of some car coordination issues with her family, so I roll with the punches and go to pick her up at her place. She is outside when I arrive and off we go
First, I tell her I forgot something at my place and bring her by, give her a tour, push her into the LoveSac, and then head out
There is a place I love that has great raw vegan mylkshakes. The chocolate ones are fantastic, just ask Jake P. So we have chocolate shakes, and I'm tight with the waitress so she hugs me when we arrive and places our order ahead of everybody elses. It is nice to have friends. All of the outdoor seating is setup where we would sit across from each other, which happened for about 15 seconds, until I walked around, picked her chair up (with her still on it) and set it down next to me.
The whole drive to and from, and partly during the mylkshake ingestion, she drops in bits and pieces about her being bisexual since she was 12, how she has had sex with girls including 3-somes (3 girls), but that she has never met a girl she would like a relationship with. She talked a little bit about a girl that she is seeing now on and off, but they haven't had sex yet because neither one of them is leading and making it happen. We talk a little about how a man would have just owned it and fucked her already. She agrees. She also told a story about a guy she works with who was fucking a girl that pissed on him and freaked him out. She also told me about how her sister won't masturbate because she thinks its gross, but she'll stick 4 fingers up her boyfriends ass. Clearly, she is comfortable with sexual topics. The whole time she is using words like hook-up, as opposed to the word relationship.
We drive back towards my place and I stop off at a park in Beverly Hills to show her some sculptures that I love, and this really cool ficus tree, and then we make out. My mother recently asked me if I was gay (ha!) and I told her this story. As we walked back to my car she said she could let me Mom know that she is convinced I'm pure hetero. :)
Without making any reasons why, I just go back to my place. I ask her what her favorite movie is, put in in the dvd player on the TV in my room and start escalating. There is zero LMR. We fucked, drank some water, and watched some of the movie. Then I went down on her and made her cum like crazy, and then bent her over and talked dirty to her while I fucked her really hard. Later she said her kidneys hurt :)
I just dropped her off. This could be the start of something good. I need to setup a threesome with this girl
She is supposed to swing by my place and then we'll roll out for an adventure date from there. That didn't work out because of some car coordination issues with her family, so I roll with the punches and go to pick her up at her place. She is outside when I arrive and off we go
First, I tell her I forgot something at my place and bring her by, give her a tour, push her into the LoveSac, and then head out
There is a place I love that has great raw vegan mylkshakes. The chocolate ones are fantastic, just ask Jake P. So we have chocolate shakes, and I'm tight with the waitress so she hugs me when we arrive and places our order ahead of everybody elses. It is nice to have friends. All of the outdoor seating is setup where we would sit across from each other, which happened for about 15 seconds, until I walked around, picked her chair up (with her still on it) and set it down next to me.
The whole drive to and from, and partly during the mylkshake ingestion, she drops in bits and pieces about her being bisexual since she was 12, how she has had sex with girls including 3-somes (3 girls), but that she has never met a girl she would like a relationship with. She talked a little bit about a girl that she is seeing now on and off, but they haven't had sex yet because neither one of them is leading and making it happen. We talk a little about how a man would have just owned it and fucked her already. She agrees. She also told a story about a guy she works with who was fucking a girl that pissed on him and freaked him out. She also told me about how her sister won't masturbate because she thinks its gross, but she'll stick 4 fingers up her boyfriends ass. Clearly, she is comfortable with sexual topics. The whole time she is using words like hook-up, as opposed to the word relationship.
We drive back towards my place and I stop off at a park in Beverly Hills to show her some sculptures that I love, and this really cool ficus tree, and then we make out. My mother recently asked me if I was gay (ha!) and I told her this story. As we walked back to my car she said she could let me Mom know that she is convinced I'm pure hetero. :)
Without making any reasons why, I just go back to my place. I ask her what her favorite movie is, put in in the dvd player on the TV in my room and start escalating. There is zero LMR. We fucked, drank some water, and watched some of the movie. Then I went down on her and made her cum like crazy, and then bent her over and talked dirty to her while I fucked her really hard. Later she said her kidneys hurt :)
I just dropped her off. This could be the start of something good. I need to setup a threesome with this girl
Sunday night approaches
Went to Crown Bar with the promoters. Met the door guy for future reference
We arrived early and there was an open vodka bar. So true to my non-toxic life style, I had two vodka sodas with fresh lime. Yummy. I was definitely buzzed.
I winged Dylan Mackay on a couple sets that went really well. Dylan is back in action and is definitely knocking shit out of the park.
44. Walked into Dylan's set with 3 girls at the bar. Dylan introduces me as a rock star. I start chatting to the girl that appeared to be getting the least attention from Dylan and we split the set in two. This chic has a stripper name and she talks about how she is lesbian and dates strippers. So I share a story about how I recently had sex with a fetish model in a piercing chair at a piercing studio, and it was captured on the security camera. And how we watched that tape while having sex again. She thought that was pretty hot, and is telling me strip clubs to go to in Sacramento. I tell her I don't go to strip clubs because I don't need to pay for girls, but tell a story about a really nasty strip club in Austin Texas that I went to with coworkers once. I didn't even want to sit on the furniture, that's how nasty it was. We start talking about vaginas, and I do secret spots for her. She tells Dylan that I taught her things she didn't now, and Dylan said, "Yeah, that guy knows his shit!" Nice! She has to go to the bathroom, but we kiss before she goes and I slap her ass. She comes back and grabs my ass, and I slap her ass. They are leaving, so I get the # and we make out for a couple minutes. (# / k)
45. Dylan is in another set, a seated 6 set. I go in, and one of the girls immediately says "Can I get my picture with you?!" Can you say presence? So I pick her up in my arms because she weighs like 80 pounds for picture 1, and then flip her up side down and act like I'm licking her pussy for picture 2. Then I sit down in the middle of 4 of the girls. The girl in the photos is married and is Thai. We vibed on some of my Thailand travels. The other girls all introduce themselves and we chat for a long time. Dylan takes off, and none of these girls are being very responsive to sexual innuendo. I tell them I'm going to go help some of my friends meet girls and I'll be back later. (C>5) I did come back later, and they tell me they noticed me with a couple of hoes, with big smiles on their faces and high fives. Odd
46. There is a patio area, and there are two cute girls standing near the door. Horse Girl. It isn't her. We chat for a couple minutes, but it feels off and the girls wander off (C<5)
47. A girl is leaning against the bar with her arms crossed. I cross my arms too and try to look really bored. I open her with Quality Control.
48. A girl is walking by, and I open her with Sex Last Week. She loves it, but it doesn't hook. I try to physically hold her in place but she walks off (B)
49. I open the hottest girl I see in the bar with Sex Last Week. She yells, we did not have sex, and then walks off. 10 seconds later, she grabs the back of my head and pushes me. Haha (B)
We arrived early and there was an open vodka bar. So true to my non-toxic life style, I had two vodka sodas with fresh lime. Yummy. I was definitely buzzed.
I winged Dylan Mackay on a couple sets that went really well. Dylan is back in action and is definitely knocking shit out of the park.
44. Walked into Dylan's set with 3 girls at the bar. Dylan introduces me as a rock star. I start chatting to the girl that appeared to be getting the least attention from Dylan and we split the set in two. This chic has a stripper name and she talks about how she is lesbian and dates strippers. So I share a story about how I recently had sex with a fetish model in a piercing chair at a piercing studio, and it was captured on the security camera. And how we watched that tape while having sex again. She thought that was pretty hot, and is telling me strip clubs to go to in Sacramento. I tell her I don't go to strip clubs because I don't need to pay for girls, but tell a story about a really nasty strip club in Austin Texas that I went to with coworkers once. I didn't even want to sit on the furniture, that's how nasty it was. We start talking about vaginas, and I do secret spots for her. She tells Dylan that I taught her things she didn't now, and Dylan said, "Yeah, that guy knows his shit!" Nice! She has to go to the bathroom, but we kiss before she goes and I slap her ass. She comes back and grabs my ass, and I slap her ass. They are leaving, so I get the # and we make out for a couple minutes. (# / k)
45. Dylan is in another set, a seated 6 set. I go in, and one of the girls immediately says "Can I get my picture with you?!" Can you say presence? So I pick her up in my arms because she weighs like 80 pounds for picture 1, and then flip her up side down and act like I'm licking her pussy for picture 2. Then I sit down in the middle of 4 of the girls. The girl in the photos is married and is Thai. We vibed on some of my Thailand travels. The other girls all introduce themselves and we chat for a long time. Dylan takes off, and none of these girls are being very responsive to sexual innuendo. I tell them I'm going to go help some of my friends meet girls and I'll be back later. (C>5) I did come back later, and they tell me they noticed me with a couple of hoes, with big smiles on their faces and high fives. Odd
46. There is a patio area, and there are two cute girls standing near the door. Horse Girl. It isn't her. We chat for a couple minutes, but it feels off and the girls wander off (C<5)
47. A girl is leaning against the bar with her arms crossed. I cross my arms too and try to look really bored. I open her with Quality Control.
48. A girl is walking by, and I open her with Sex Last Week. She loves it, but it doesn't hook. I try to physically hold her in place but she walks off (B)
49. I open the hottest girl I see in the bar with Sex Last Week. She yells, we did not have sex, and then walks off. 10 seconds later, she grabs the back of my head and pushes me. Haha (B)
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Saturday day game
After sleeping in and lounging around, basking in laziness, I met up with Poker Face for some day game. I had never been to the Hollywood / Highland Mall, so we started there.
40. Young girl standing by herself. Hi, how many shoes do you own? She looked a little confused, and then says "I... French..." and looks a little scared. Then some young kid comes up to her and starts speaking french and pointing inside a store, and she goes off with him. (B)
There isn't much else around the mall, as it is mostly really young kids, so we head off to the Grove
41. Inside B&N, there is a cute young girl checking out magazines. She is continually hanging out near us, which is a sure IOI, so I go in. Horse Girl. She plays along spectacularly, and we hug our forgiveness. It isn't her, since she is from Texas, but she is happy to forgive anyway. I ask if she says Reckon. Nope, but she says y'all a lot. And willy nilly. She has a tattoo, and we talk about that a bit, as far as the symbolism in it, which reveals her age. 22. She asks how old I am. I'm really old, 35. And I'm dirty. I loved her response... somehow, when you are a cute young girl, it is more acceptable to be dirty. Nice. I tell her maybe we can hang out then. She used to be shy, but got a street promotion job for a few months and that helped her work through it. I share a story about a speech I gave in high school, and she grabs the story and runs with it. Essentially, people in the audience didn't know if I was nude or not as I was standing behind a podium. She suggested maybe I was wearing a banana thong. I go into the story about eating mushrooms off cow poo, and she knows people that do just that, so we share stories. A bunch of her friends back in Texas became big druggies after she moved away. I start to scope logistics... she is here with her Mom, and they are going to go do some things together. The Mom eventually comes over and says hello. She is a pin-up model / fetish model. I almost opened her earlier :) We exchange numbers (#) This girl was witty and fun, I hope this works out
42. A girl with pink hair is sitting next to a woman who is wearing a pink shirt. I just stand next to her and bump her, so she notices me with my pink hair. We vibe just based on that. We talk about what they are doing at the mall, how this is her mom, where my family lives. They are going to go to a movie, and they leave to do that. I let them go without asking for the number, which was a bit silly of me, yeah? (C>5)
43. 3 girls standing around. Hey, do you like horses? She really does, she grew up riding horses. She will forgive me though. A guy comes into the group, and they are going to a movie. The horse girl says, well, it was nice to meet you. I like that comment. It cracks me up. I roll out (C<5)
I was also supposed to go out Saturday night, but I pretty much passed out from running around in the sun for a few hours. 10 hours of sleep later and I feel like sleeping with half of LA. The female half
40. Young girl standing by herself. Hi, how many shoes do you own? She looked a little confused, and then says "I... French..." and looks a little scared. Then some young kid comes up to her and starts speaking french and pointing inside a store, and she goes off with him. (B)
There isn't much else around the mall, as it is mostly really young kids, so we head off to the Grove
41. Inside B&N, there is a cute young girl checking out magazines. She is continually hanging out near us, which is a sure IOI, so I go in. Horse Girl. She plays along spectacularly, and we hug our forgiveness. It isn't her, since she is from Texas, but she is happy to forgive anyway. I ask if she says Reckon. Nope, but she says y'all a lot. And willy nilly. She has a tattoo, and we talk about that a bit, as far as the symbolism in it, which reveals her age. 22. She asks how old I am. I'm really old, 35. And I'm dirty. I loved her response... somehow, when you are a cute young girl, it is more acceptable to be dirty. Nice. I tell her maybe we can hang out then. She used to be shy, but got a street promotion job for a few months and that helped her work through it. I share a story about a speech I gave in high school, and she grabs the story and runs with it. Essentially, people in the audience didn't know if I was nude or not as I was standing behind a podium. She suggested maybe I was wearing a banana thong. I go into the story about eating mushrooms off cow poo, and she knows people that do just that, so we share stories. A bunch of her friends back in Texas became big druggies after she moved away. I start to scope logistics... she is here with her Mom, and they are going to go do some things together. The Mom eventually comes over and says hello. She is a pin-up model / fetish model. I almost opened her earlier :) We exchange numbers (#) This girl was witty and fun, I hope this works out
42. A girl with pink hair is sitting next to a woman who is wearing a pink shirt. I just stand next to her and bump her, so she notices me with my pink hair. We vibe just based on that. We talk about what they are doing at the mall, how this is her mom, where my family lives. They are going to go to a movie, and they leave to do that. I let them go without asking for the number, which was a bit silly of me, yeah? (C>5)
43. 3 girls standing around. Hey, do you like horses? She really does, she grew up riding horses. She will forgive me though. A guy comes into the group, and they are going to a movie. The horse girl says, well, it was nice to meet you. I like that comment. It cracks me up. I roll out (C<5)
I was also supposed to go out Saturday night, but I pretty much passed out from running around in the sun for a few hours. 10 hours of sleep later and I feel like sleeping with half of LA. The female half
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Back in LA! Friday
We made some dinner reservations at a sweet club in Hollywood
They had a free vodka bar until 10, so I got in a couple drinks
38. Right when we sat down for dinner, the waitress tells me she remembers me and describes some things we talked about last week. Each time she comes by, Mr. S and I are tag teasing the waitress with some generally sexual stuff.
She calls me sir. I call her ma'am. Wait, ma'am is something you call an old lady. What could I call you? She suggests lady. OK, but are you a lady? (said in sexual voice) Well, maybe not after a few tequila shots. I thought so! We vibe more each time she comes back around
I go for the number exchange, and she says she has to get her phone. She turns around, digs it out from a "secret spot" and then turns back around. I act shocked that she had the phone hidden on her person, and then get this knowing look in my eye, and smell the phone. She loved it (#)
I delayed writing up the rest of this evening, and I am totally blanking on what happened later
I know I did another 10 sets or so, all of which were fairly short
I had a chat with Tyler Durden for awhile, and he said he's seen me out a few times and every time he sees me in set that I look solid. Thanks!
39. I open a mixed 2-set with Oprah Winfrey. The guy says hey, I know Tyler Durden, that's a nice opener. Mr. S and I both kind of roll with it, and are like "Fight Club! I love that movie"
The guy says, have you read The Game? The girl says "I love that movie!" Haha. The guy leaves, and generally looks frustrated, and this chic is super into Mr. S. I talk to TD later, and he says the guy came up to him asking for advice, and he was like "dude, you lost. move on"
They had a free vodka bar until 10, so I got in a couple drinks
38. Right when we sat down for dinner, the waitress tells me she remembers me and describes some things we talked about last week. Each time she comes by, Mr. S and I are tag teasing the waitress with some generally sexual stuff.
She calls me sir. I call her ma'am. Wait, ma'am is something you call an old lady. What could I call you? She suggests lady. OK, but are you a lady? (said in sexual voice) Well, maybe not after a few tequila shots. I thought so! We vibe more each time she comes back around
I go for the number exchange, and she says she has to get her phone. She turns around, digs it out from a "secret spot" and then turns back around. I act shocked that she had the phone hidden on her person, and then get this knowing look in my eye, and smell the phone. She loved it (#)
I delayed writing up the rest of this evening, and I am totally blanking on what happened later
I know I did another 10 sets or so, all of which were fairly short
I had a chat with Tyler Durden for awhile, and he said he's seen me out a few times and every time he sees me in set that I look solid. Thanks!
39. I open a mixed 2-set with Oprah Winfrey. The guy says hey, I know Tyler Durden, that's a nice opener. Mr. S and I both kind of roll with it, and are like "Fight Club! I love that movie"
The guy says, have you read The Game? The girl says "I love that movie!" Haha. The guy leaves, and generally looks frustrated, and this chic is super into Mr. S. I talk to TD later, and he says the guy came up to him asking for advice, and he was like "dude, you lost. move on"
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday in Seattle
Seattle is pretty lame for game. I'm a poet and don't know it.
I arrive at my fav game bar at 10 pm. It is closed. Closed!
So I walk across the street. I'm feeling a little anxiety. No, a lot of anxiety. I haven't really been out solo in awhile, and I'm checking out new venues that are mostly filled with dudes. What's the solution? Warmup!
36. I see two girls outside smoking. I start to open them with horse girl, and one of them asks me before I can speak a word, "don't I know you from somewhere?" I chat both of them up until they finish smoking, and they decide to go back to their outdoor seating area where they are having dinner and drinks. A few minutes later I open them again, and introduce myself to the 3rd person in their group... a Mom. She loves me. She keeps laughing at everything I say and touching me. I get some Thursday in Seattle venue advice from them, and move on. I'm supposed to meet up with some friends I haven't seen in several months (C>5)
37. I walk inside a bar I have been to once before, and wait for my friends to arrive. I do a walkthrough and there is really only one set. I sit next to her at the bar, and I hear somebody sitting next to her say "Isn't that (persons name) from that band (bands name.) She says back, I don't know, and then turns to me and starts gaming me. She asks my name, and I say the band persons first name. She asks what I'm doing in town. Work. What do you do for work? She is totally interviewing me, and kino'ing me. I play a little resistance. I don't quite answer, and ask about some wine she is drinking, if it is good. She says she comes here a lot, and recommends a white wine. I tell her I prefer red. She definitely prefers white, so I disqualify her for that. She tries harder. So... were you doing a show here? I really don't care if people are in a band, they are just normal people. I tell her that I'm not really in a band, I'm a male stripper. That's great, because she really is a female stripper. She is now practically sitting in my lap, and I am rubbing her back and the back of her neck. My friends walk in, touch my shoulder to let me know that they are there, and then sit back and watch the show. Another stripper is nearby, and it is her birthday soon, so they are celebrating, but need to go back to work. My girl tells me we need to meet up later, and I say if it is meant to happen it will happen. Give me your number. I don't know if she was trying to pull me to her work or not. So we do the # exchange, and then I tell her to kiss me. She gives me a weak little kiss on the side of the mouth and then I let her go and go chat with my old friends
I text her later, but no response
I had a couple hours of good chatting with my friends and catching up, then I hit the sack. Peace out
I arrive at my fav game bar at 10 pm. It is closed. Closed!
So I walk across the street. I'm feeling a little anxiety. No, a lot of anxiety. I haven't really been out solo in awhile, and I'm checking out new venues that are mostly filled with dudes. What's the solution? Warmup!
36. I see two girls outside smoking. I start to open them with horse girl, and one of them asks me before I can speak a word, "don't I know you from somewhere?" I chat both of them up until they finish smoking, and they decide to go back to their outdoor seating area where they are having dinner and drinks. A few minutes later I open them again, and introduce myself to the 3rd person in their group... a Mom. She loves me. She keeps laughing at everything I say and touching me. I get some Thursday in Seattle venue advice from them, and move on. I'm supposed to meet up with some friends I haven't seen in several months (C>5)
37. I walk inside a bar I have been to once before, and wait for my friends to arrive. I do a walkthrough and there is really only one set. I sit next to her at the bar, and I hear somebody sitting next to her say "Isn't that (persons name) from that band (bands name.) She says back, I don't know, and then turns to me and starts gaming me. She asks my name, and I say the band persons first name. She asks what I'm doing in town. Work. What do you do for work? She is totally interviewing me, and kino'ing me. I play a little resistance. I don't quite answer, and ask about some wine she is drinking, if it is good. She says she comes here a lot, and recommends a white wine. I tell her I prefer red. She definitely prefers white, so I disqualify her for that. She tries harder. So... were you doing a show here? I really don't care if people are in a band, they are just normal people. I tell her that I'm not really in a band, I'm a male stripper. That's great, because she really is a female stripper. She is now practically sitting in my lap, and I am rubbing her back and the back of her neck. My friends walk in, touch my shoulder to let me know that they are there, and then sit back and watch the show. Another stripper is nearby, and it is her birthday soon, so they are celebrating, but need to go back to work. My girl tells me we need to meet up later, and I say if it is meant to happen it will happen. Give me your number. I don't know if she was trying to pull me to her work or not. So we do the # exchange, and then I tell her to kiss me. She gives me a weak little kiss on the side of the mouth and then I let her go and go chat with my old friends
I text her later, but no response
I had a couple hours of good chatting with my friends and catching up, then I hit the sack. Peace out
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Bar time with the boyz
I'm up in Seattle, hanging out with some coworkers and friends/business partners. We hang out for a few hours drinking wine, and then move out to another bar with a hot waitstaff.
There are some expectations on the part of these people that I am the man. Many of them are married and think that I have wicked game. So of course I do my best to rise to the occasion. However, it is a Tuesday night in Bellevue, WA, so I do what I can
32. Seated 4-set. They are all older than dirt and married with kids. One of them has a kid older than girls I am fucking. I open with quality control. I cold read them. The spokesperson for the group tells me I have balls of steel to sit down at a table of 4 married women. Yup. I do. The conversation is generally free flow, with one of the women asking me what I do, again and again. I rebuff her each time. None of these women is going to be going home with me tonight, so I'm playing with them. I call them the real housewives of the OC. The really quiet one, I start to get sexual with. I use the word cock, and she is taken aback. So I use it again. They are all getting ready to leave, so now my friends and I have a table to use in a packed bar. I hug them all good-bye (C>5)
33. I open a mixed 2-set at the bar with Oprah. The dude is like, I hate Oprah, my wife watches her all the time. The chic asks, where are you going with this? Some other dude says, yeah, where are you going with this. I'm not into the challenges. I chat with the second dude a bit then he takes off (B)
34. I sit down at a table of 6 women, all older than 40. They are Argentinian, and sitting at a table next to their husbands. I chat with them for about 10 minutes, and then just leave (C>5)
At this point, there are no sets. There are about 4 women in the bar that don't work there. 1 of them is making out with a guy. 1 of them is in a hyper kino session with a guy. And two of them look like my Dad.
35. 4 girls arrive and sit down. I open them with quality control. I cold read them... the spokesperson, the shy girl, the mother hen, and the trouble maker. I'm spot on. The mother hen eventually says, it was nice to meet you. I tease her for trying to get rid of me. I chat with the other girls for another 5 minutes, and then leave. I wouldn't fuck any of these girls with Joker's dick. I'm at the table next to them, and I hear the mother hen say "I should have said fuck off." So I turn around and talk to them some more, and say it is really cute how girls in Seattle who are 3's or 4's sometimes act like they are 7's or 8's. Did that get me any closer to getting laid? Nope. But in my current enebriated (sp?) state, I thought it was funny as hell (C>5)
There are some expectations on the part of these people that I am the man. Many of them are married and think that I have wicked game. So of course I do my best to rise to the occasion. However, it is a Tuesday night in Bellevue, WA, so I do what I can
32. Seated 4-set. They are all older than dirt and married with kids. One of them has a kid older than girls I am fucking. I open with quality control. I cold read them. The spokesperson for the group tells me I have balls of steel to sit down at a table of 4 married women. Yup. I do. The conversation is generally free flow, with one of the women asking me what I do, again and again. I rebuff her each time. None of these women is going to be going home with me tonight, so I'm playing with them. I call them the real housewives of the OC. The really quiet one, I start to get sexual with. I use the word cock, and she is taken aback. So I use it again. They are all getting ready to leave, so now my friends and I have a table to use in a packed bar. I hug them all good-bye (C>5)
33. I open a mixed 2-set at the bar with Oprah. The dude is like, I hate Oprah, my wife watches her all the time. The chic asks, where are you going with this? Some other dude says, yeah, where are you going with this. I'm not into the challenges. I chat with the second dude a bit then he takes off (B)
34. I sit down at a table of 6 women, all older than 40. They are Argentinian, and sitting at a table next to their husbands. I chat with them for about 10 minutes, and then just leave (C>5)
At this point, there are no sets. There are about 4 women in the bar that don't work there. 1 of them is making out with a guy. 1 of them is in a hyper kino session with a guy. And two of them look like my Dad.
35. 4 girls arrive and sit down. I open them with quality control. I cold read them... the spokesperson, the shy girl, the mother hen, and the trouble maker. I'm spot on. The mother hen eventually says, it was nice to meet you. I tease her for trying to get rid of me. I chat with the other girls for another 5 minutes, and then leave. I wouldn't fuck any of these girls with Joker's dick. I'm at the table next to them, and I hear the mother hen say "I should have said fuck off." So I turn around and talk to them some more, and say it is really cute how girls in Seattle who are 3's or 4's sometimes act like they are 7's or 8's. Did that get me any closer to getting laid? Nope. But in my current enebriated (sp?) state, I thought it was funny as hell (C>5)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
LR: HBFetishModel
I previously wrote about an encounter with a fetish model I met when first moving to LA.
A month and a half goes by, where one or the other of us is out of town. We agree we want to meetup, but it isn't happening. We have plans to hang out, she calls an hour ahead of time and backs out. I ignore her for a week, and she texts me apologizing for cancelling on me and saying she does want to hang out. I do a double flake reversal, and say I'm going to be in her neighborhood that night anyway. So a full 5 months after meeting, we meet up for the first time
I pick her up from her work at 9 pm, and we roll out to the beach. We walk along the sand and talk. The moon is glowing red, and the stars are glowing brightly. We walk out on a pier and observe all the people fishing. Then we head back to the beach and hang out on a lifeguard stand a bit. Logistics are bad. We can't go to her place (parents) and I live an hour away. So I just start escalating right there. There is zero resistance, and I just pull up her skirt, pull down her stockings, and then push her onto my jacket on the sand. We go at it right there on the beach
Afterwards, we walk back to my car and go at it again in the passenger seat. There is now sand all over my car.
Then I drive her back to her work and park next to her car. I open the back door of her SUV, push her in, and then hop in behind her and close the door. I'm laying down and she starts blowing me. A car pulls into the parking lot, and she just says "I gotta see if this is a cop." She pops her head up, confirms it isn't a cop, and then goes right back to work. Bless her heart. Her mom also calls while my cock is down her throat and she doesn't bat an eyelash
There was some pretty interesting commentary this evening. Some highlights:
Nomad: I'm going to do really naughty things to you.
HB: I fucking hope so
HB: I want to feel your cum down my throat
HB: Oh god, I love your tongue
We part ways, with her saying "You are pretty awesome."
2 weeks later we meet up again. She had already flaked on me one more time. Once again I double flake reversal
Again I meet up with her at her work. It is a piercing / tattoo studio. She is the last person there, and I need to use the restroom, so she unlocks the store and lets me in. When I come out of the bathroom, I push her into the tattoo chair and climb on top of her. She is wearing a long skirt with a zipper up the side, so I unzip and slide my hand up her thighs to discover she is freshly shaven and not wearing panties. I throw on a condom and start railing on her in the chair, and then turn her around and ride her doggy style while pulling her hair and slapping her on the ass. At one point, she kind of pauses, and then says "Oh, this is on tape!" The security cameras have been capturing everything. Sweet. I ask for a copy of the tape, but only her boss has access
We then roll down to the beach again, and have a short walk. We find an area about 50 feet from some people sitting around a bonfire singing Michael Jackson songs. I specifically recall hearing Man in the Mirror. I drop to my knees and start eating her pussy, and then tell her to get on her knees and turn around and I ride her again.
She is really petite and has a sweet ass. Her body type is just the way I like it. And she is naughty.
I drive her back to her car, and tell her next time she needs to come up to Hollywood to hang with me
A month and a half goes by, where one or the other of us is out of town. We agree we want to meetup, but it isn't happening. We have plans to hang out, she calls an hour ahead of time and backs out. I ignore her for a week, and she texts me apologizing for cancelling on me and saying she does want to hang out. I do a double flake reversal, and say I'm going to be in her neighborhood that night anyway. So a full 5 months after meeting, we meet up for the first time
I pick her up from her work at 9 pm, and we roll out to the beach. We walk along the sand and talk. The moon is glowing red, and the stars are glowing brightly. We walk out on a pier and observe all the people fishing. Then we head back to the beach and hang out on a lifeguard stand a bit. Logistics are bad. We can't go to her place (parents) and I live an hour away. So I just start escalating right there. There is zero resistance, and I just pull up her skirt, pull down her stockings, and then push her onto my jacket on the sand. We go at it right there on the beach
Afterwards, we walk back to my car and go at it again in the passenger seat. There is now sand all over my car.
Then I drive her back to her work and park next to her car. I open the back door of her SUV, push her in, and then hop in behind her and close the door. I'm laying down and she starts blowing me. A car pulls into the parking lot, and she just says "I gotta see if this is a cop." She pops her head up, confirms it isn't a cop, and then goes right back to work. Bless her heart. Her mom also calls while my cock is down her throat and she doesn't bat an eyelash
There was some pretty interesting commentary this evening. Some highlights:
Nomad: I'm going to do really naughty things to you.
HB: I fucking hope so
HB: I want to feel your cum down my throat
HB: Oh god, I love your tongue
We part ways, with her saying "You are pretty awesome."
2 weeks later we meet up again. She had already flaked on me one more time. Once again I double flake reversal
Again I meet up with her at her work. It is a piercing / tattoo studio. She is the last person there, and I need to use the restroom, so she unlocks the store and lets me in. When I come out of the bathroom, I push her into the tattoo chair and climb on top of her. She is wearing a long skirt with a zipper up the side, so I unzip and slide my hand up her thighs to discover she is freshly shaven and not wearing panties. I throw on a condom and start railing on her in the chair, and then turn her around and ride her doggy style while pulling her hair and slapping her on the ass. At one point, she kind of pauses, and then says "Oh, this is on tape!" The security cameras have been capturing everything. Sweet. I ask for a copy of the tape, but only her boss has access
We then roll down to the beach again, and have a short walk. We find an area about 50 feet from some people sitting around a bonfire singing Michael Jackson songs. I specifically recall hearing Man in the Mirror. I drop to my knees and start eating her pussy, and then tell her to get on her knees and turn around and I ride her again.
She is really petite and has a sweet ass. Her body type is just the way I like it. And she is naughty.
I drive her back to her car, and tell her next time she needs to come up to Hollywood to hang with me
Areas of Focus for Nomad
I received a lot of great feedback at this workshop. Here are some things that I need to actively work on to bring my game to the next level
My look is solid. Women and Men open me all the time. Each time I get opened by a woman, I should be getting laid. Period. In the past, when girls come up and touch me, I would say something to the effect of "You need to earn that." Wrong. I should grab them by the back of the neck, and say "Well hello little girl" in a sensual voice. Oh that is so cute that you made up that reason to come talk to me.
Overall, I need to be more sexual / sensual. Example Jake P conversation:
HB: I'm an accountant
Jake: Oh yeah? (said in seductive voice)
HB: Ooh, you are dirty
Hard game. See previous post on the girl that went sexual immediately as a means of frame control and to intimidate guys. I joke around with girls, but I need to very seriously disqualify these women. I am hot shit, and I only accept women in my life that are of high quality. If I continue to joke and be playful about sexuality, I will never get these really hot / high quality girls. The reason you see a fat ugly guy with a really beautiful women is because they are uber-confident and have sick frame control
My look is solid. Women and Men open me all the time. Each time I get opened by a woman, I should be getting laid. Period. In the past, when girls come up and touch me, I would say something to the effect of "You need to earn that." Wrong. I should grab them by the back of the neck, and say "Well hello little girl" in a sensual voice. Oh that is so cute that you made up that reason to come talk to me.
Overall, I need to be more sexual / sensual. Example Jake P conversation:
HB: I'm an accountant
Jake: Oh yeah? (said in seductive voice)
HB: Ooh, you are dirty
Hard game. See previous post on the girl that went sexual immediately as a means of frame control and to intimidate guys. I joke around with girls, but I need to very seriously disqualify these women. I am hot shit, and I only accept women in my life that are of high quality. If I continue to joke and be playful about sexuality, I will never get these really hot / high quality girls. The reason you see a fat ugly guy with a really beautiful women is because they are uber-confident and have sick frame control
Workshop Saturday
First, we did a little day game down at Venice Beach. I think the general conclusion is that Venice Beach is not the best day game location, due to proximity and the overall abundance of 13 year old girls
17. Two girls in glasses shop. Horse girl. Not her. Back turns me (B)
18. Walking set. Horse girl. Keeps walking (B)
19. Walking set. Horse girl. She speeds up (B)
20. Walking set. Horse Girl. Ignores me (B)
21. We walk into a bar. A group opens me, 3 women 2 guys. One girl is into my look, one dude is a dick to me (she calls him a dick) and the other guy says to me, I just met them. I greet him, and then proceed to ignore him while talking to this chic. She is seemingly drunk. She is starting a new business, and needs some web site creation, so I ask if she is starting to sell sex toys online. She grimaces. I mention sexual things a couple more times. More grimaces. I run the blender routine. She proclaims it isn't her. I'm done here (C>5)
22. 4 girls walking. Horse Girl. Walk with arm around girl a bit and stop them. We hug, the friends love it. Kino is a bit much maybe, and she pulls away with a "Nice to meet you." (C<5)
23. Two black girls. When I get up close they look to be 13 years old. Eject (C<5)
24. Two blond punk girls. Horse girl. They are tourists. I'm not clicking with them and they keep walking (C<5)
25. Cute girl watching some performers. Horse girl. Hug. Smart/Hot/Rich. In response to asking if she is rich, she says, if by rich you mean houses on the beach and private jets, then yes ;) We are vibing really well, playfully teasing each other. She is visiting from PA. Then she says she has to go and I see her walk off with Mom and Dad. (C>5)
Clearly stopping moving sets is an area I could improve
Back to the house for a break, and then out to some bars.
26. Outside Wangs, a woman is sitting on a wagon. I ask her how much they charge to valet that thing. Her friend is drunk and starts talking to me, and I pretty much don't understand anything she is saying, which cracks me up tremendously. (C<5)
27. A chic opens me with "you look really familiar." Oh yeah? Did we have sex? Because if we did, I'm really sorry I haven't called. She laughs. She has a lot of rings, and I take both of her hands in mine and check them out. One of them she bought at a concert for an obscure band, which I know. She is impressed. She asks if I know another fav band of hers, I don't, so I tell her she has to play me some of their music (seed for future meetup / pull.) We are going to another bar, so we invite her along. I grab her hand, and we walk holding hands a bit. Then with my hand on her neck. Then with my arm around her. We hang at this other bar a bit and get a drink. She had an open tab at Wangs, and forgot to close it, so I make a deal to buy her a drink and then she will buy me one when we get back to wangs. agreed. So we sit together, I put her leg over mine, rub her thigh, we chat about stuff. One of my friends asks what she does for a living, and she says have sex with women. Cool. We talk about snowboarding. I attempt to kiss her 3 times, no dice. On the way back to Wangs, I slap her on the ass. She likes it, so I press her up against a tree and do it again. She is sticking her ass out as a target, and I rub my hang against her pussy and slap her on the ass again, then pull her back into me and bite her on the neck. She says "i'm trying to resist your advances." I tell her cool, cuz that's all you get. A couple block later, I push her into an alcove and go for the kiss again. No dice. So I spank her. We talk for a bit about some Alicia Silverstone movie. "that's when I first realized I was attracted to women." I ask how many g/f's she has. Zero. She asks if I know any girls looking for a girlfriend. No, not a girlfriend. OK, how about to fuck? Yeah, I know a few of those, but it is really just for group activities (meaning 3-somes with me.) She says cool. I say, with no g/f, do you masturbate? Yup. I go through secret spots of the vagina. She says she can't have vaginal orgasms, and I shake my head and say you poor poor girl, and tell her a story about past g/fs that believe that too, until the day I taught them how. She talks about anal sex a bit. Now back at Wangs, she asks if I want that drink. Logistically, she has to leave in about 10 minutes as somebody is coming to pick her up. I decline, and say she can get me one later, I'm going to meet up with my friends. But we'll hang out soon, and then maybe I'll teach you to have a vaginal orgasms. She demurely says OK. Then I say kiss me, and she does, and I roll off to meet the rest of the guys (# / k)
28. girl in bar. HG. (B)
29. girl sitting down. I ask for a lot of compliance by asking her to stand up. Nope. (B)
30. Two black girls outside Wangs. One is looking at me like an ice cream cone. I walk up and put my arm around them and say, hello ladies. Jake P and I split them up and game them individually. I'm super dominant with her, and she guesses that I'm a Leo. I agree (because I am) but then she doesn't believe that really a Leo. I go to kiss her, and she pulls away, and says to me "but that isn't a rejection." I say whatever, I'm a Leo. (I don't know what that means, but she loved the confidence.) I'm super kino guy with her, and she says to me please don't touch my neck like that again, it will drive me crazy. So of course I do. And I also grab her arms and pin them behind her back and then start making out with her. Jake and I bounce them to a bar and sit in a dark corner and make out with them. Their logistics are messed up and they have to leave together on a bus in about 30 minutes. I go for boobs and pussy but no dice. (# / k)
31. Street 2-Set. I get through "Do you know who Oprah Winfrey is?" and the girl immediately says, "I'd eat her pussy!" I buy into her frame and own it, challenging her expertise in eating pussy. She says to me, I like your pink (my hair.) I tell her I like her pink too, and rub my hand between her legs. She takes a step back and flashes her panties. She says I look like I know my way around a pussy, and I pull her in and whisper in her ear, saying Girl, I am an expert with the pussy. I teach a class on advanced sexual techniques, and I start into secret spots of the vagina. She asks how she can get ahold of me later, and takes my number. I tell her I really only teach in 1:1 sessions. She starts to tell me her life story, and I say "this is the boring version of the story." How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15. What is your favorite position? On her bag, legs in the air, over the guys shoulder. So I push her up against a wall, and describe a bit how I would fuck her that way. She is from Georgia, and I tell her that I've never made out with a girl from Georgia before, so a make out ensues. She gets feisty and pulls on my jacket, bending a metal ring on it. I grab her hands and pin them down next to her, and tell her that is completely unacceptable behavior. She apologizes profusely, and says she has a pliers at home, so we can fix it. A pliers eh? Maybe I know a way you can make it up to me then... and I pull her breast out of her dress, and start tweaking on her nipple on the street. She tells me she is getting really horny. Yeah, that happens to girls around me. Jake P and I are analyzing the set and this girl and her friend start roaming down the street and we let them go (# / k) Our dialogue would probably have been better for another time, as we should have bounced them instead.
Jake P interacted with this girl in a completely different way as a demo. I took her sexual frame and ran with it. His first words to her: You're gross. Said in a serious way. She immediately began seeking repoire, and Jake said no, you're gross. I know what kind of girl you are, and I don't like it. You just say really sexual things to shock guys. She starts to kino him, and convince him that she isn't that kind of person. She verbally states, I like you. Jake and I later have a dialogue of this interaction. A girl like this is a specific profile. She uses sex talk and innuendo to plow over guys and intimidate. The way to handle this is with hard game. Genuinely and seriously disqualify her to break her frame. Make her chase for your attention and genuinely earn it. Girls that do this purely for validation will fold and blow them selves out. Girls that truly are confident will become real, and you can now engage in a real dialogue from a position of mutual respect.
Interestingly enough, the next night Jake brings this girl over to the PU Mansion and she blushes like crazy when she sees me. Haha. We are going to add her to our social circle to help get into better clubs
17. Two girls in glasses shop. Horse girl. Not her. Back turns me (B)
18. Walking set. Horse girl. Keeps walking (B)
19. Walking set. Horse girl. She speeds up (B)
20. Walking set. Horse Girl. Ignores me (B)
21. We walk into a bar. A group opens me, 3 women 2 guys. One girl is into my look, one dude is a dick to me (she calls him a dick) and the other guy says to me, I just met them. I greet him, and then proceed to ignore him while talking to this chic. She is seemingly drunk. She is starting a new business, and needs some web site creation, so I ask if she is starting to sell sex toys online. She grimaces. I mention sexual things a couple more times. More grimaces. I run the blender routine. She proclaims it isn't her. I'm done here (C>5)
22. 4 girls walking. Horse Girl. Walk with arm around girl a bit and stop them. We hug, the friends love it. Kino is a bit much maybe, and she pulls away with a "Nice to meet you." (C<5)
23. Two black girls. When I get up close they look to be 13 years old. Eject (C<5)
24. Two blond punk girls. Horse girl. They are tourists. I'm not clicking with them and they keep walking (C<5)
25. Cute girl watching some performers. Horse girl. Hug. Smart/Hot/Rich. In response to asking if she is rich, she says, if by rich you mean houses on the beach and private jets, then yes ;) We are vibing really well, playfully teasing each other. She is visiting from PA. Then she says she has to go and I see her walk off with Mom and Dad. (C>5)
Clearly stopping moving sets is an area I could improve
Back to the house for a break, and then out to some bars.
26. Outside Wangs, a woman is sitting on a wagon. I ask her how much they charge to valet that thing. Her friend is drunk and starts talking to me, and I pretty much don't understand anything she is saying, which cracks me up tremendously. (C<5)
27. A chic opens me with "you look really familiar." Oh yeah? Did we have sex? Because if we did, I'm really sorry I haven't called. She laughs. She has a lot of rings, and I take both of her hands in mine and check them out. One of them she bought at a concert for an obscure band, which I know. She is impressed. She asks if I know another fav band of hers, I don't, so I tell her she has to play me some of their music (seed for future meetup / pull.) We are going to another bar, so we invite her along. I grab her hand, and we walk holding hands a bit. Then with my hand on her neck. Then with my arm around her. We hang at this other bar a bit and get a drink. She had an open tab at Wangs, and forgot to close it, so I make a deal to buy her a drink and then she will buy me one when we get back to wangs. agreed. So we sit together, I put her leg over mine, rub her thigh, we chat about stuff. One of my friends asks what she does for a living, and she says have sex with women. Cool. We talk about snowboarding. I attempt to kiss her 3 times, no dice. On the way back to Wangs, I slap her on the ass. She likes it, so I press her up against a tree and do it again. She is sticking her ass out as a target, and I rub my hang against her pussy and slap her on the ass again, then pull her back into me and bite her on the neck. She says "i'm trying to resist your advances." I tell her cool, cuz that's all you get. A couple block later, I push her into an alcove and go for the kiss again. No dice. So I spank her. We talk for a bit about some Alicia Silverstone movie. "that's when I first realized I was attracted to women." I ask how many g/f's she has. Zero. She asks if I know any girls looking for a girlfriend. No, not a girlfriend. OK, how about to fuck? Yeah, I know a few of those, but it is really just for group activities (meaning 3-somes with me.) She says cool. I say, with no g/f, do you masturbate? Yup. I go through secret spots of the vagina. She says she can't have vaginal orgasms, and I shake my head and say you poor poor girl, and tell her a story about past g/fs that believe that too, until the day I taught them how. She talks about anal sex a bit. Now back at Wangs, she asks if I want that drink. Logistically, she has to leave in about 10 minutes as somebody is coming to pick her up. I decline, and say she can get me one later, I'm going to meet up with my friends. But we'll hang out soon, and then maybe I'll teach you to have a vaginal orgasms. She demurely says OK. Then I say kiss me, and she does, and I roll off to meet the rest of the guys (# / k)
28. girl in bar. HG. (B)
29. girl sitting down. I ask for a lot of compliance by asking her to stand up. Nope. (B)
30. Two black girls outside Wangs. One is looking at me like an ice cream cone. I walk up and put my arm around them and say, hello ladies. Jake P and I split them up and game them individually. I'm super dominant with her, and she guesses that I'm a Leo. I agree (because I am) but then she doesn't believe that really a Leo. I go to kiss her, and she pulls away, and says to me "but that isn't a rejection." I say whatever, I'm a Leo. (I don't know what that means, but she loved the confidence.) I'm super kino guy with her, and she says to me please don't touch my neck like that again, it will drive me crazy. So of course I do. And I also grab her arms and pin them behind her back and then start making out with her. Jake and I bounce them to a bar and sit in a dark corner and make out with them. Their logistics are messed up and they have to leave together on a bus in about 30 minutes. I go for boobs and pussy but no dice. (# / k)
31. Street 2-Set. I get through "Do you know who Oprah Winfrey is?" and the girl immediately says, "I'd eat her pussy!" I buy into her frame and own it, challenging her expertise in eating pussy. She says to me, I like your pink (my hair.) I tell her I like her pink too, and rub my hand between her legs. She takes a step back and flashes her panties. She says I look like I know my way around a pussy, and I pull her in and whisper in her ear, saying Girl, I am an expert with the pussy. I teach a class on advanced sexual techniques, and I start into secret spots of the vagina. She asks how she can get ahold of me later, and takes my number. I tell her I really only teach in 1:1 sessions. She starts to tell me her life story, and I say "this is the boring version of the story." How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15. What is your favorite position? On her bag, legs in the air, over the guys shoulder. So I push her up against a wall, and describe a bit how I would fuck her that way. She is from Georgia, and I tell her that I've never made out with a girl from Georgia before, so a make out ensues. She gets feisty and pulls on my jacket, bending a metal ring on it. I grab her hands and pin them down next to her, and tell her that is completely unacceptable behavior. She apologizes profusely, and says she has a pliers at home, so we can fix it. A pliers eh? Maybe I know a way you can make it up to me then... and I pull her breast out of her dress, and start tweaking on her nipple on the street. She tells me she is getting really horny. Yeah, that happens to girls around me. Jake P and I are analyzing the set and this girl and her friend start roaming down the street and we let them go (# / k) Our dialogue would probably have been better for another time, as we should have bounced them instead.
Jake P interacted with this girl in a completely different way as a demo. I took her sexual frame and ran with it. His first words to her: You're gross. Said in a serious way. She immediately began seeking repoire, and Jake said no, you're gross. I know what kind of girl you are, and I don't like it. You just say really sexual things to shock guys. She starts to kino him, and convince him that she isn't that kind of person. She verbally states, I like you. Jake and I later have a dialogue of this interaction. A girl like this is a specific profile. She uses sex talk and innuendo to plow over guys and intimidate. The way to handle this is with hard game. Genuinely and seriously disqualify her to break her frame. Make her chase for your attention and genuinely earn it. Girls that do this purely for validation will fold and blow them selves out. Girls that truly are confident will become real, and you can now engage in a real dialogue from a position of mutual respect.
Interestingly enough, the next night Jake brings this girl over to the PU Mansion and she blushes like crazy when she sees me. Haha. We are going to add her to our social circle to help get into better clubs
Monday, July 13, 2009
Workshop Friday night
We go out to a great club in Hollywood, with lots of beautiful babies. This place is always sweet on a Friday night
9. I start by opening two girls at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug. We are chatting nicely and I get interrupted by 3 girls pulling at my jacket. It is new and looks sweet as hell (C<5)
10. 3 girls pulling my jacket. I am at a loss for what to say, since 3 hot girls are standing around me in a circle touching me. I lose the previous set because these girls are demanding my attention with their kino. They ask if my nipples are pierced. I choke on all my words and eventually they go away. Ah well, that's what warm ups are for (C<5)
11. I open 2 girls with Oprah. They deny knowing who Oprah is and disappear (B)
12. Gabriel P tells me a girl is fucking me with her eyes. Horse Girl. Hug. We chat about music. I move to isolate her, but her friends say they just got to the club and have to be social. She asks if I'll be in this spot, and I say no I'll be socializing, but she gives me her # (#)
13. A guy opens me, in a group of 2 guys and 7 girls. One of the chics is wearing a dress that matches my look. I grab her and pull her from the other side of this circle of people so she is standing next to me with my arm around her. She starts repoire seeking, and we vibe on where we are from. We are future projecting going to Hawaii together, having sex on the beach. We kiss. Her friends want to go dance. Logistics are that she is visiting from Pittsburg and she has to stay with friends. (# close / k close)
14. I open a super tall hot blond, who towers over me by 12 inches. The details escape me (C<5)
15. Another tall girl opens me, asking if I'm somebody from a certain band. I say no. I start to run my own stuff on her and she loses interest. Gabriel and Jake help me analyze the set after, and a few actions need to change. 1. I was giving her too much attention, and need to mirror her body language. And 2, I should always say yes, I'm that guy from the band. This is confusion game at its finest (C<5)
16. Poker face opens a girl with HG. She doesn't like it, and he tells me she didn't get the joke. I go in with a "you didn't get the joke" opener. Smart tests. She bites HARD! Smart/Hot/Rich. She mentions she has a boyfriend. I do 8 girlfriends. She says she can't be my 9th girlfriend, and again mentions the boyfriend. She now has no value to me, so I leave (C>5)
At this point, it is 1:30 am, and I text the two girls I got numbers from. I hook back up with the girl that was eye fucking me earlier, and work on getting her and her 2 friends to the "after party." They go into the bathroom for about 17 hours, and come back out with other plans. I go home alone
Not a bad night. My presence is tight and I had people opening me all night, and I have some better ways of managing girls that open me going forward.
9. I start by opening two girls at the bar. Horse Girl. Hug. We are chatting nicely and I get interrupted by 3 girls pulling at my jacket. It is new and looks sweet as hell (C<5)
10. 3 girls pulling my jacket. I am at a loss for what to say, since 3 hot girls are standing around me in a circle touching me. I lose the previous set because these girls are demanding my attention with their kino. They ask if my nipples are pierced. I choke on all my words and eventually they go away. Ah well, that's what warm ups are for (C<5)
11. I open 2 girls with Oprah. They deny knowing who Oprah is and disappear (B)
12. Gabriel P tells me a girl is fucking me with her eyes. Horse Girl. Hug. We chat about music. I move to isolate her, but her friends say they just got to the club and have to be social. She asks if I'll be in this spot, and I say no I'll be socializing, but she gives me her # (#)
13. A guy opens me, in a group of 2 guys and 7 girls. One of the chics is wearing a dress that matches my look. I grab her and pull her from the other side of this circle of people so she is standing next to me with my arm around her. She starts repoire seeking, and we vibe on where we are from. We are future projecting going to Hawaii together, having sex on the beach. We kiss. Her friends want to go dance. Logistics are that she is visiting from Pittsburg and she has to stay with friends. (# close / k close)
14. I open a super tall hot blond, who towers over me by 12 inches. The details escape me (C<5)
15. Another tall girl opens me, asking if I'm somebody from a certain band. I say no. I start to run my own stuff on her and she loses interest. Gabriel and Jake help me analyze the set after, and a few actions need to change. 1. I was giving her too much attention, and need to mirror her body language. And 2, I should always say yes, I'm that guy from the band. This is confusion game at its finest (C<5)
16. Poker face opens a girl with HG. She doesn't like it, and he tells me she didn't get the joke. I go in with a "you didn't get the joke" opener. Smart tests. She bites HARD! Smart/Hot/Rich. She mentions she has a boyfriend. I do 8 girlfriends. She says she can't be my 9th girlfriend, and again mentions the boyfriend. She now has no value to me, so I leave (C>5)
At this point, it is 1:30 am, and I text the two girls I got numbers from. I hook back up with the girl that was eye fucking me earlier, and work on getting her and her 2 friends to the "after party." They go into the bathroom for about 17 hours, and come back out with other plans. I go home alone
Not a bad night. My presence is tight and I had people opening me all night, and I have some better ways of managing girls that open me going forward.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday night warmup
Went out with Poker Face and Traveler
We stop by Happy Ending, it is pretty slow, so we start the walk to Cahuenga. On the way, we stop and some English Pub.
4. I vibe with the hostess. She is an English actress/waitress, and I tell her that I never get along with English people. I tell her I'm going to touch her boobs, and pick up her necklace and play with it. We have some good banter going back and forth, and I tell her to give me her #. She "can't" with her manager watching. I say I understand, that we can be discrete, and she writes her website down on a biz card and says really loud, here take a biz card and be sure to check us out again! (#)
5. We get to Wangs. Cute blond walking through. HG. Hug. We chat for about 15 minutes and she has to get back to friends (visiting from out of town.) (C>5)
6. We walk down the street. Two young girls walk by. I stop them, horse girl. My target is repoire seeking, and asks where I'm from. I tell her it is a long story. Her friend says she has to pee, but the target says she has time to hear the long version of my story. We make the friend wait to pee for about 10 minutes, then we part ways (C>5)
7. At Velvet. Standing 2-set. Horse girl. A 3rd girl comes in, and they push me towards her. She loves me. She asks when I was born, and I joke with her that this is a new version of the What's your sign pickup line. I ask, are you trying to pick me up?! Maybe. I love the word maybe. I want to use that more in set. She is 38 years old and looks it. She is fun, but I'm not feeling super into her, so I say adios and get a biz card from one girl for her Wed DJ gigs. (C>5)
8. Back at HE, a seated set. Girl heard HG before and tells me to go away, and threatens to call security. I attempt to say something like, Oh, I get it, you are one of those antisocial bar girls. She says no, I just don't like your creepy story. Go away. (B)
I'd been slacking for a few days, so it was good to get out again
We stop by Happy Ending, it is pretty slow, so we start the walk to Cahuenga. On the way, we stop and some English Pub.
4. I vibe with the hostess. She is an English actress/waitress, and I tell her that I never get along with English people. I tell her I'm going to touch her boobs, and pick up her necklace and play with it. We have some good banter going back and forth, and I tell her to give me her #. She "can't" with her manager watching. I say I understand, that we can be discrete, and she writes her website down on a biz card and says really loud, here take a biz card and be sure to check us out again! (#)
5. We get to Wangs. Cute blond walking through. HG. Hug. We chat for about 15 minutes and she has to get back to friends (visiting from out of town.) (C>5)
6. We walk down the street. Two young girls walk by. I stop them, horse girl. My target is repoire seeking, and asks where I'm from. I tell her it is a long story. Her friend says she has to pee, but the target says she has time to hear the long version of my story. We make the friend wait to pee for about 10 minutes, then we part ways (C>5)
7. At Velvet. Standing 2-set. Horse girl. A 3rd girl comes in, and they push me towards her. She loves me. She asks when I was born, and I joke with her that this is a new version of the What's your sign pickup line. I ask, are you trying to pick me up?! Maybe. I love the word maybe. I want to use that more in set. She is 38 years old and looks it. She is fun, but I'm not feeling super into her, so I say adios and get a biz card from one girl for her Wed DJ gigs. (C>5)
8. Back at HE, a seated set. Girl heard HG before and tells me to go away, and threatens to call security. I attempt to say something like, Oh, I get it, you are one of those antisocial bar girls. She says no, I just don't like your creepy story. Go away. (B)
I'd been slacking for a few days, so it was good to get out again
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wednesday night with the promoter
We went out with the Promoter on Wed. This was my first night out in some time
1. I open some random girl with HG. It isn't her (B)
2. Cute girls dancing. Situational opener about the fashion choices of a go-go dancer. We agree her boots are not cool. One girl disappears, the other hangs with me in a close talking / touching, almost slow dance position. Kino is strong. Her friend comes back and pulls her away (C<5)
3. We hang and chat with 3 girls for a long time. One of them is possibly a lesbian. I touch her boobs. They are boring (C>5)
1. I open some random girl with HG. It isn't her (B)
2. Cute girls dancing. Situational opener about the fashion choices of a go-go dancer. We agree her boots are not cool. One girl disappears, the other hangs with me in a close talking / touching, almost slow dance position. Kino is strong. Her friend comes back and pulls her away (C<5)
3. We hang and chat with 3 girls for a long time. One of them is possibly a lesbian. I touch her boobs. They are boring (C>5)
Sunday, June 21, 2009
D2 with HBFigureSkater
On Sunday in NYC, I met up with HBFigureSkater, the girl I had a tea insta-date with on Friday afternoon. We decided we were going to see the movie Up!
We meet at Union Square, walk over to a theater in Chelsea, stop by a sushi place for a roll (her) and some green tea (me.) We sit down at the sushi place and I tell her to sit next to me, and we repeat our activities from tea two days prior.
In the movie theater, we sit near the back. It is quite full. She is wearing a skirt, and I put my jacket over her lap and slide the skirt up, and rub her legs. I start tickling her pussy on the outside of her panties, biting her neck, etc... She is really wet, and really into it, and then gets shy and pulls away. Repeat.
The movie ends, and we walk off to Pure Food and Wine. Yup, I love that place. So does she. (Did I mention that the desserts are fabulous?) We kiss a bit in the store. I am vibing with the staff there, and she is asking all kinds of questions about my eating lifestyle. (She emails me later saying that I converted her. That is becoming a trend.)
We walk down the street towards Union Square, and I push her up against a wall and we make out again. We get to Union Square and I pull her into an area that has some construction and some benches in the dark. We sit down, and I pull her onto my lap and start to rub her pussy again. She is definitely not good to go on the bench, and starts to put on some strong verbal resistance. She decides to tell me she wants to, but not here, and she has some stuff to work through (I assume a relationship, which she also emails me later to say.)
Overall, it was an alright D2. I knew going in that logistics were bad. So I went for it on a bench in Union Square. She might come to LA to visit some friends and see the Depeche Mode concert where the deal would be sealed.
We meet at Union Square, walk over to a theater in Chelsea, stop by a sushi place for a roll (her) and some green tea (me.) We sit down at the sushi place and I tell her to sit next to me, and we repeat our activities from tea two days prior.
In the movie theater, we sit near the back. It is quite full. She is wearing a skirt, and I put my jacket over her lap and slide the skirt up, and rub her legs. I start tickling her pussy on the outside of her panties, biting her neck, etc... She is really wet, and really into it, and then gets shy and pulls away. Repeat.
The movie ends, and we walk off to Pure Food and Wine. Yup, I love that place. So does she. (Did I mention that the desserts are fabulous?) We kiss a bit in the store. I am vibing with the staff there, and she is asking all kinds of questions about my eating lifestyle. (She emails me later saying that I converted her. That is becoming a trend.)
We walk down the street towards Union Square, and I push her up against a wall and we make out again. We get to Union Square and I pull her into an area that has some construction and some benches in the dark. We sit down, and I pull her onto my lap and start to rub her pussy again. She is definitely not good to go on the bench, and starts to put on some strong verbal resistance. She decides to tell me she wants to, but not here, and she has some stuff to work through (I assume a relationship, which she also emails me later to say.)
Overall, it was an alright D2. I knew going in that logistics were bad. So I went for it on a bench in Union Square. She might come to LA to visit some friends and see the Depeche Mode concert where the deal would be sealed.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday in NYC
I'm hanging out in NYC. I love this city, and I could absolutely see myself living here.
I go solo around the lower east side and do a little shopping. I'm hanging out on St. Marks, and go to Trash & Vaudeville to check out their rocker wear. This story absolutely kicks ass.
I'm checking out a couple jackets and some new shirts, when this guy that runs the place gives me a look and proclaims, "Clearly you get it!" I give him a look and say, that makes two of us. We are instant friends, and he hooks me up with a discount and offers advice (which I requested) on some jewelry. He then escorts me to another section of the store and tells the jewelry sales people to take care of me. Great guy!
While shopping, I see two girls checking me out. They have pink hair too, so we bond. As I leave to another store, I see them there. As I'm buying sunglasses, I see them again. So I ask, how old are you guys? 17. Conveniently, the age of consent in NY is 17 (Thank you google.) I walk with them for awhile and we share discussions on shopping and I'm teasing them for being trouble makers and trying to pick me up. I hold hands with the cutest of the two for a few blocks, then let her go. We arrive at another store they recommended, and I let them go. I should have gone for a #. Ahh well (C>5)
As I'm walking into this store, a girl walking out gives me the eye. I turn around and follow her out and open her simply with "Hey." I go through my story of visiting NY, shopping, and she tells me about a fetish party she is going to that night and I collect the details. I invite her for tea, find a tea store in google maps, and off we go. I grab her hand and walk off with her, and then put my arm around her, and she comments how I am very friendly. Yup, that's me. We have tea, and talk about her history of figure skating (she has a great body.) I tell her about my raw vegan diet, and she says that obviously it is working because I look fabulous and am in great shape. We start kissing in the tea shop, which is very traditional japanese and stuffy. I tell the little tea girl that she is cute and she blushes like crazy. My girl says she is usually more reserved in public. That's cool, I'm spontaneous and will often just go with what feels right. I can see that, she says with a smile. We kiss more. As we leave the tea shop, I push her up against the wall and we make out heavily. Logistics are bad, as I have no place to bring her and she has to get back to New Jersey to get ready for the party in Manhattan that evening. We made plans to hang out the next day (# / k)
Met up with some of Joker's friends and then went to dinner at Pure Food & Wine. This place fucking rocks. The desserts here are amazing. 5 star taste (at 5 star prices.)
After dinner, we hooked up with some of Jokers sarge buddies and went to a few different bars. First up was Brass Monkey. I opened a mixed 2-set. The guy had an uncommon name that I remembered, and everytime I said his name he loved me more. Joker occupied him a bit while I talked with his girlfriend. I said they looked really cute together, when are they getting married, and she got that look on her face that was clear she wasn't sure he was the one. I got slightly sexual with her, asking her and the guy to hook me up with her mom. It was a good social set, but was definitely a go nowhere (C>5)
I chatted with a few random peeps and winged Joker on a few of his sets.
I started walking the streets by myself and ran into a cute South African girl. We vibed for 30 minutes as her friends waited for her. They had full travel dependency back to NJ so she was out, but we became facebook friends for the hell of it. (#)
I walked past a big fat black girl. She calls out to me, where are you going?! To meet my friends. If you don't find them, you want to hang out with me? (Pout) Uhhh.... maybe.
I open a moving two-set. Joker comes in and wings. I realize early that she is a working girl, but I play with it for fun. She says we should go have some fun. Oh, I dug out an old board game. You ever play Parcheesi? No no, some adult fun. You mean like Twister? Oooh, have you ever played Rock Band? She kept trying to subtly state that she was a hoe, but in the end she just threw her hands up in the air and said "I give up." Then she hands me a biz card and walks off. Hehe. That was a fun frame control exercise.
I go solo around the lower east side and do a little shopping. I'm hanging out on St. Marks, and go to Trash & Vaudeville to check out their rocker wear. This story absolutely kicks ass.
I'm checking out a couple jackets and some new shirts, when this guy that runs the place gives me a look and proclaims, "Clearly you get it!" I give him a look and say, that makes two of us. We are instant friends, and he hooks me up with a discount and offers advice (which I requested) on some jewelry. He then escorts me to another section of the store and tells the jewelry sales people to take care of me. Great guy!
While shopping, I see two girls checking me out. They have pink hair too, so we bond. As I leave to another store, I see them there. As I'm buying sunglasses, I see them again. So I ask, how old are you guys? 17. Conveniently, the age of consent in NY is 17 (Thank you google.) I walk with them for awhile and we share discussions on shopping and I'm teasing them for being trouble makers and trying to pick me up. I hold hands with the cutest of the two for a few blocks, then let her go. We arrive at another store they recommended, and I let them go. I should have gone for a #. Ahh well (C>5)
As I'm walking into this store, a girl walking out gives me the eye. I turn around and follow her out and open her simply with "Hey." I go through my story of visiting NY, shopping, and she tells me about a fetish party she is going to that night and I collect the details. I invite her for tea, find a tea store in google maps, and off we go. I grab her hand and walk off with her, and then put my arm around her, and she comments how I am very friendly. Yup, that's me. We have tea, and talk about her history of figure skating (she has a great body.) I tell her about my raw vegan diet, and she says that obviously it is working because I look fabulous and am in great shape. We start kissing in the tea shop, which is very traditional japanese and stuffy. I tell the little tea girl that she is cute and she blushes like crazy. My girl says she is usually more reserved in public. That's cool, I'm spontaneous and will often just go with what feels right. I can see that, she says with a smile. We kiss more. As we leave the tea shop, I push her up against the wall and we make out heavily. Logistics are bad, as I have no place to bring her and she has to get back to New Jersey to get ready for the party in Manhattan that evening. We made plans to hang out the next day (# / k)
Met up with some of Joker's friends and then went to dinner at Pure Food & Wine. This place fucking rocks. The desserts here are amazing. 5 star taste (at 5 star prices.)
After dinner, we hooked up with some of Jokers sarge buddies and went to a few different bars. First up was Brass Monkey. I opened a mixed 2-set. The guy had an uncommon name that I remembered, and everytime I said his name he loved me more. Joker occupied him a bit while I talked with his girlfriend. I said they looked really cute together, when are they getting married, and she got that look on her face that was clear she wasn't sure he was the one. I got slightly sexual with her, asking her and the guy to hook me up with her mom. It was a good social set, but was definitely a go nowhere (C>5)
I chatted with a few random peeps and winged Joker on a few of his sets.
I started walking the streets by myself and ran into a cute South African girl. We vibed for 30 minutes as her friends waited for her. They had full travel dependency back to NJ so she was out, but we became facebook friends for the hell of it. (#)
I walked past a big fat black girl. She calls out to me, where are you going?! To meet my friends. If you don't find them, you want to hang out with me? (Pout) Uhhh.... maybe.
I open a moving two-set. Joker comes in and wings. I realize early that she is a working girl, but I play with it for fun. She says we should go have some fun. Oh, I dug out an old board game. You ever play Parcheesi? No no, some adult fun. You mean like Twister? Oooh, have you ever played Rock Band? She kept trying to subtly state that she was a hoe, but in the end she just threw her hands up in the air and said "I give up." Then she hands me a biz card and walks off. Hehe. That was a fun frame control exercise.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Good Monday Night after a short hiatus
Joker is back in town and we roll out to celebrate. We stop by a new bar next to a strip club but it is a sausage fest, and then move on to karaoke night at one of our fav places
It felt really good to get out. Guys were talking to me as soon as I walked in the door, and I was exuding this cool guy vibe.
I was feeling a little bit of AA.
3. Joker opens a mixed 3 set with SLW. I talked to the friend, who was facing the bar and not opening up at all. Finally, I asked where she was from. Greece! So I shared some stories about my adventures in Greece. She was laughing, but this was clearly a go nowhere conversation. Eject. I have to go take my turtle for a walk (C>5)
4. I had seen these two girls walk in, dressed to the nines. They were sitting at the bar, and I was going to go open them next, but Joker was already there. Bastard! The girls were cold and bitchy, and I just back turned them and stood there for a few minutes watching the Karaoke people sing their hearts out. (B)
5. I walk past this girl with a beautiful smile and big curly hair. She opens me. I put my arm around her and her hair catches my industrial piercing, and I accuse her of having medusa hair and attacking me. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best feature is her smile, and I have to agree. It is really nice. I give her a genuine compliment, telling her that it is the eyes that make the smile. I scope logistics. She is with all work friends. I tell her I could never hang out with my work friends, and she asks where I work. At home! Haha. We are both kinoing each other. Then some of her friends were up for Karaoke and I lost her attention, so I moved on planning on coming back later (C>5)
6. Two girls and a guy are standing, watching the karaoke. This tall blond needed some attention, so I went in with Horse Girl. Hugs. Her family is from my home state, so her friend was laughing her ass off, calling her weird horse girl. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She was pretty quiet, not giving me a lot, but I kept telling stories and plowing. Then I did the blender routine. She laughed, saying that she should be the one saying most guys try to kiss her in the first 5 minutes. Then when I told her she can't get wet, she laughed nervously, and then walked away. Blow me or blow me out (C>5)
7. Joker was chatting up two English girls, and he pulls me into their booth. I occupy the friend, and we are getting along fabulously. Then they both need to go the bathroom and off they go. I come back in later, and start pushing things sexually, and they get weirded out and move on (C>5)
8. Winged Joker on 2-set at bar. I start talking to the friend, and she says to me "I saw you when you first walked in an hour and a half ago, and you didn't come talk to me until now!" She was upset, because she wanted my cock. I tell her that life is short, and she should be happy that I am talking to her now and enjoy it. She agrees, and we start chatting about stuff, and then she says "But too bad you had to wait until now. I have rules! I won't give my # to guys that wait until the end of the night to talk to me!" I guess I lost that frame battle (C<5)
9. The girl that was running karaoke all night opens me in the parking lot. Or should I say, she had a guy that was talking to her open me, and then she starts talking. She remembers me (or says she does) from a place she used to work (that I have never been.) I play along. Two or three other guys are gaming her. One of them loves me, and asks for my number. I kino this girl like crazy, she demands I take her number, I setup soft plans for a Day 2, and then we leave. Joker says to me, WTF?! Yeah, I didn't try to take her home. I text her, saying lets go grab some food. "You should have thought of that in the parking lot!" Oops. Clearly, my mind was elsewhere. Fuck me. (#)
I have been slow as of late, but am pleased with how my overall presence was tonight and that the sets I did went fairly well, except that I should have fucked the girl in set #9 instead of getting a number and going for a Day 2.
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 4
# - 1
It felt really good to get out. Guys were talking to me as soon as I walked in the door, and I was exuding this cool guy vibe.
I was feeling a little bit of AA.
3. Joker opens a mixed 3 set with SLW. I talked to the friend, who was facing the bar and not opening up at all. Finally, I asked where she was from. Greece! So I shared some stories about my adventures in Greece. She was laughing, but this was clearly a go nowhere conversation. Eject. I have to go take my turtle for a walk (C>5)
4. I had seen these two girls walk in, dressed to the nines. They were sitting at the bar, and I was going to go open them next, but Joker was already there. Bastard! The girls were cold and bitchy, and I just back turned them and stood there for a few minutes watching the Karaoke people sing their hearts out. (B)
5. I walk past this girl with a beautiful smile and big curly hair. She opens me. I put my arm around her and her hair catches my industrial piercing, and I accuse her of having medusa hair and attacking me. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her best feature is her smile, and I have to agree. It is really nice. I give her a genuine compliment, telling her that it is the eyes that make the smile. I scope logistics. She is with all work friends. I tell her I could never hang out with my work friends, and she asks where I work. At home! Haha. We are both kinoing each other. Then some of her friends were up for Karaoke and I lost her attention, so I moved on planning on coming back later (C>5)
6. Two girls and a guy are standing, watching the karaoke. This tall blond needed some attention, so I went in with Horse Girl. Hugs. Her family is from my home state, so her friend was laughing her ass off, calling her weird horse girl. Smart tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. She was pretty quiet, not giving me a lot, but I kept telling stories and plowing. Then I did the blender routine. She laughed, saying that she should be the one saying most guys try to kiss her in the first 5 minutes. Then when I told her she can't get wet, she laughed nervously, and then walked away. Blow me or blow me out (C>5)
7. Joker was chatting up two English girls, and he pulls me into their booth. I occupy the friend, and we are getting along fabulously. Then they both need to go the bathroom and off they go. I come back in later, and start pushing things sexually, and they get weirded out and move on (C>5)
8. Winged Joker on 2-set at bar. I start talking to the friend, and she says to me "I saw you when you first walked in an hour and a half ago, and you didn't come talk to me until now!" She was upset, because she wanted my cock. I tell her that life is short, and she should be happy that I am talking to her now and enjoy it. She agrees, and we start chatting about stuff, and then she says "But too bad you had to wait until now. I have rules! I won't give my # to guys that wait until the end of the night to talk to me!" I guess I lost that frame battle (C<5)
9. The girl that was running karaoke all night opens me in the parking lot. Or should I say, she had a guy that was talking to her open me, and then she starts talking. She remembers me (or says she does) from a place she used to work (that I have never been.) I play along. Two or three other guys are gaming her. One of them loves me, and asks for my number. I kino this girl like crazy, she demands I take her number, I setup soft plans for a Day 2, and then we leave. Joker says to me, WTF?! Yeah, I didn't try to take her home. I text her, saying lets go grab some food. "You should have thought of that in the parking lot!" Oops. Clearly, my mind was elsewhere. Fuck me. (#)
I have been slow as of late, but am pleased with how my overall presence was tonight and that the sets I did went fairly well, except that I should have fucked the girl in set #9 instead of getting a number and going for a Day 2.
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 4
# - 1
Friday, June 5, 2009
First night out after a brief hiatus
After fucking 3 girls in a week, fingering a fourth, and then having sex with a fifth girl thereafter, I was totally unmotivated to go out. So... I played Wii (or No-friend-O) like a mad man. The good news is, my Wii Golf skills are through the roof. The bad news... my game took a little rest. There are worse things...
So here I am, starting June fresh on the fifth
1. I walk up to a girl that was eye-fucking me, put my arm around her and start chatting. Her tits brush against my hand and I grab them and start playing with them, and then pull her into the corner, start kissing in and playing with her tits, and then I stick my hand down the back of her pants and attempt to touch her pussy, getting only as far as her back door. This girl was like a 4 with big tits, and her ugly friend was feeling left out and pulled her away. She made me take her number (# / k) Not bad for my first set in a couple weeks
2. I approached 2 Asian girls with Traveler and we split them apart. She had a slight accent and I asked the question of instant death, where are you from? Blah blah blah. OK, but you speak other languages? And she makes me guess... so I reply in Chinese, and she is amazed. We vibe on that a bit. Her friend needs to go somewhere and they head off together (C<5)
There were definitely more sets, but I can't remember them... note to self, write field reports asap
So here I am, starting June fresh on the fifth
1. I walk up to a girl that was eye-fucking me, put my arm around her and start chatting. Her tits brush against my hand and I grab them and start playing with them, and then pull her into the corner, start kissing in and playing with her tits, and then I stick my hand down the back of her pants and attempt to touch her pussy, getting only as far as her back door. This girl was like a 4 with big tits, and her ugly friend was feeling left out and pulled her away. She made me take her number (# / k) Not bad for my first set in a couple weeks
2. I approached 2 Asian girls with Traveler and we split them apart. She had a slight accent and I asked the question of instant death, where are you from? Blah blah blah. OK, but you speak other languages? And she makes me guess... so I reply in Chinese, and she is amazed. We vibe on that a bit. Her friend needs to go somewhere and they head off together (C<5)
There were definitely more sets, but I can't remember them... note to self, write field reports asap
Monday, June 1, 2009
Pickup Mansion Month 4 Summary
I did way fewer sets last month, but had several Day 2's and more make outs. There was some attrition in the rotation but I feel good about it
A life milestone: I had sex with 3 women in one week, and fingered another, and then a 4th girl a few days later. For various reasons, I then took a week or so off to recover. Note to self: In the future, when you fuck four girls in a week, keep going out
A life milestone: I had sex with 3 women in one week, and fingered another, and then a 4th girl a few days later. For various reasons, I then took a week or so off to recover. Note to self: In the future, when you fuck four girls in a week, keep going out
| Feb | March | April | May | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blowouts | 13 | 10.7% | 18 | 15.3% | 45 | 31.7% | 20 | 36.4% |
| C<5 | 59 | 48.8% | 48 | 40.7% | 45 | 31.7% | 12 | 21.8% |
| C>5 | 24 | 19.8% | 31 | 26.3% | 29 | 20.4% | 10 | 18.2% |
| # | 24 | 19.8% | 20 | 16.9% | 22 | 15.5% | 8 | 14.5% |
| K | 0 | 0% | 1 | 0.8% | 1 | 0.7% | 4 | 7.3% |
| F | 1 | 0.8% | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% |
| D2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 |
Sunday, May 31, 2009
She opts in to the rotation, and then out again
A girl that I had in the rotation many months ago blew me off completely after I moved to LA, although she lives 45 minutes away. She is really flighty, and gets weird ideas in her head, and flips between happy / angry by the day. High maintenance... I texted her a few times and she said something like "Please take me off your distribution list." I emailed a month or so later, and she said "Why do you email me?! I don't want to be bothered"
Her loss right? So I replied with something like this:
"Because we have really hot sex together, and from the tone of your email, it sounds like you need it"
A couple months go by, and I get an email from her:
Subject: You
Body: Are so right... What are you doing this weekend...
A few days later, she swings by my place and true to my prediction, we had really hot sex together
Later that night after hanging out with Poker Face and Driver, we were all a little tipsy and were singing some songs on the guitar, and I suggested to Driver that we go for a devils 3-way, half jokingly as I had already had a bit too much to drink. We didn't even do anything, but she felt something was off and now claims to be traumatized. Ah well, good times
Her loss right? So I replied with something like this:
"Because we have really hot sex together, and from the tone of your email, it sounds like you need it"
A couple months go by, and I get an email from her:
Subject: You
Body: Are so right... What are you doing this weekend...
A few days later, she swings by my place and true to my prediction, we had really hot sex together
Later that night after hanging out with Poker Face and Driver, we were all a little tipsy and were singing some songs on the guitar, and I suggested to Driver that we go for a devils 3-way, half jokingly as I had already had a bit too much to drink. We didn't even do anything, but she felt something was off and now claims to be traumatized. Ah well, good times
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Weekend with HBNewZealand
I spent the weekend with Set 91 from Month 3 in the Mansion (Day Game)
She sent me a text a few days after meeting her, saying Who is this anyway? I called. We spoke on the phone a couple times after that, but she was in New Zealand and then in Arizona. My Memorial Day weekend plans fell apart and this girl invites me to Arizona to hang out for the weekend doing some mountain biking and pool time. I tell her if she gets me a bike, I'll come. I give her a couple more hurdles and she jumps them, so I book some tickets
We text a little bit, and I turn things slightly sexual. She tells me that she expects a gentlemen, no less! I respond by saying that with an attitude like that, clearly she isn't getting spanked enough
So I arrive at the airport, and she shows up in the worlds shortest dress. Her ass hangs out of it whenever she leans forward slightly. I hug her, and kino her in the car. She pulls away a couple times, but I keep it up. We get a couple bottles of wine and some food, and then stop by a bike rental place
They are "closed" but I see the guys that work there out back. They closed 10 minutes ago and are drinking beer, and I vibe with them and bribe them with beer to rent me a bike now. They even give me a discount :) To her, this was incredibly impressive, how I controlled the situation, led the guys, and got what I needed and left them happy
We get to her place in the middle of nowhere. I am kino'ing, and she is pulling away. We start drinking wine, and I'm playing guitar and we are singing. She is getting a little drunk, and I keep escalating, and she keeps stopping me. At one point, I rubbed my hands across the outside of her panties, and she gets up and says "Oh God, I am so turned off right now!" But I keep pushing, and the next thing you know, I am licking her clit while she is sucking on my balls, and then we fuck on a big LoveSac, and finish up in her bed. I wake up a few hours later, and start fingering her and we go again. The next morning, she acts like she didn't remember anything that happened the night before. So I pretend that I didn't remember either
I continued to escalate the next day in an effort for another round, but she is not receptive, pretty much like the day before. I am thinking to myself that this is total BS, but I make the best of it. This girl clearly has some sexual hang ups. But, she was probably the hottest girl I have ever had sex with... this girls legs are amazing!
This week, I had sex with 3 girls and fingered a 4th. A year ago, something like this was beyond my imagination. I love my life! :D
She sent me a text a few days after meeting her, saying Who is this anyway? I called. We spoke on the phone a couple times after that, but she was in New Zealand and then in Arizona. My Memorial Day weekend plans fell apart and this girl invites me to Arizona to hang out for the weekend doing some mountain biking and pool time. I tell her if she gets me a bike, I'll come. I give her a couple more hurdles and she jumps them, so I book some tickets
We text a little bit, and I turn things slightly sexual. She tells me that she expects a gentlemen, no less! I respond by saying that with an attitude like that, clearly she isn't getting spanked enough
So I arrive at the airport, and she shows up in the worlds shortest dress. Her ass hangs out of it whenever she leans forward slightly. I hug her, and kino her in the car. She pulls away a couple times, but I keep it up. We get a couple bottles of wine and some food, and then stop by a bike rental place
They are "closed" but I see the guys that work there out back. They closed 10 minutes ago and are drinking beer, and I vibe with them and bribe them with beer to rent me a bike now. They even give me a discount :) To her, this was incredibly impressive, how I controlled the situation, led the guys, and got what I needed and left them happy
We get to her place in the middle of nowhere. I am kino'ing, and she is pulling away. We start drinking wine, and I'm playing guitar and we are singing. She is getting a little drunk, and I keep escalating, and she keeps stopping me. At one point, I rubbed my hands across the outside of her panties, and she gets up and says "Oh God, I am so turned off right now!" But I keep pushing, and the next thing you know, I am licking her clit while she is sucking on my balls, and then we fuck on a big LoveSac, and finish up in her bed. I wake up a few hours later, and start fingering her and we go again. The next morning, she acts like she didn't remember anything that happened the night before. So I pretend that I didn't remember either
I continued to escalate the next day in an effort for another round, but she is not receptive, pretty much like the day before. I am thinking to myself that this is total BS, but I make the best of it. This girl clearly has some sexual hang ups. But, she was probably the hottest girl I have ever had sex with... this girls legs are amazing!
This week, I had sex with 3 girls and fingered a 4th. A year ago, something like this was beyond my imagination. I love my life! :D
Friday, May 22, 2009
Day 3 with HBAirport
Day 3 with HBAirport
The previous day, I met up with HBAirport and we did a little kissing and she sucked on my fingers a bit. Then she felt like it was going too far, and along with a real time constraint, she left. I was thinking it may be the last time we interacted, due to her internal conflicts about her relationship
But… we texted a bit through the rest of the day, spoke on the phone, and then at 2:30 am she called me and said she had been thinking about me nonstop and would like to meet when she got off work at in the evening the next day. I reluctantly agreed, and told her she needed to wear a skirt and a specific pair of underwear. She agreed, saying that her panties would be wet with anticipation by the time we met up
During the day she sent me a couple texts… she was shopping for stockings she had to wear at work when she wore a skirt… She parked in a specific location that meant she could be available 30 minutes earlier than originally discussed… that she hates wearing skirts and heels and she did it all for me. She is certainly committed
So I meet her at the airport, and she won't ride with me in my car and requires that she drive separately and just follows me. I talk about how this complicates things but she is steadfast so I agree, teasing her about it. We arrive at our destination, which is a surprise… a building that I have rooftop access too that is guaranteed to have a great view and privacy. I give her a jacket, since it will be a little cold. We walk to the building, and I walk with my arm around her and pull on her hair, and I can tell by the look in her eyes that she loves it. When I waive my access card to unlock the door to go into the building, she hesitates… but I just keep walking and she follows.
On the roof, I walk over to the corner with the best view, point her in the direction of the best view and get close behind her, our bodies touching, and start pointing to all of the sites and explaining where we are. She agrees it is a beautiful night skyline. Then I start kissing her ear… she moans. I start biting her neck. She collapses backwards into me, holding me. I slide my hand up the back of her skirt and start tickling her pussy through her stockings. She is into it… and then pulls away.
I talk about the night sky, we look at some more stuff, and then I kiss her. We start making out pretty heavily, and I slide my hand up the front of her skirt. Whenever I go to get inside her stockings, she pulls my hand away. Then I touch my cock and put my finger in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I tell her I want to taste her, and she says no… and then puts her hand down her pants, gets it wet, and puts it in my mouth.
I sit her down on a bench, and kneel in front of her, and she wraps her legs around me. I'm rubbing her pussy and unzip my pants and pull my cock out. I get some pre-cum on my finger, and put it in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I start to kiss her pussy through her stockings, and test to see if I can get a hole in them, but they are too strong. But I get my hand inside and start fingering her. She is moaning like crazy and we start to kiss, and she is sucking on my tongue. This is going on for about 5 minutes, and now my pants are open with my cock in my hand… and just before I start to get up to put it in front of her mouth, she jumps backwards and starts crying, and says take me home
Well… what can you do? I pack things up and we start to leave. I touch her once as we are talking and she jumps away and says "Don't touch me" and says some angry things towards me, basically saying "I was about to do something that I know I can't do." But then as we are walking back to where we parked, we have a good long hug, probably a good-bye hug. She says something to herself about it being over and she needs to get that in to her head. I help her get away from the crazy homeless people in the area and into her car and on the road back home. So long
My fingers smell nice
The previous day, I met up with HBAirport and we did a little kissing and she sucked on my fingers a bit. Then she felt like it was going too far, and along with a real time constraint, she left. I was thinking it may be the last time we interacted, due to her internal conflicts about her relationship
But… we texted a bit through the rest of the day, spoke on the phone, and then at 2:30 am she called me and said she had been thinking about me nonstop and would like to meet when she got off work at in the evening the next day. I reluctantly agreed, and told her she needed to wear a skirt and a specific pair of underwear. She agreed, saying that her panties would be wet with anticipation by the time we met up
During the day she sent me a couple texts… she was shopping for stockings she had to wear at work when she wore a skirt… She parked in a specific location that meant she could be available 30 minutes earlier than originally discussed… that she hates wearing skirts and heels and she did it all for me. She is certainly committed
So I meet her at the airport, and she won't ride with me in my car and requires that she drive separately and just follows me. I talk about how this complicates things but she is steadfast so I agree, teasing her about it. We arrive at our destination, which is a surprise… a building that I have rooftop access too that is guaranteed to have a great view and privacy. I give her a jacket, since it will be a little cold. We walk to the building, and I walk with my arm around her and pull on her hair, and I can tell by the look in her eyes that she loves it. When I waive my access card to unlock the door to go into the building, she hesitates… but I just keep walking and she follows.
On the roof, I walk over to the corner with the best view, point her in the direction of the best view and get close behind her, our bodies touching, and start pointing to all of the sites and explaining where we are. She agrees it is a beautiful night skyline. Then I start kissing her ear… she moans. I start biting her neck. She collapses backwards into me, holding me. I slide my hand up the back of her skirt and start tickling her pussy through her stockings. She is into it… and then pulls away.
I talk about the night sky, we look at some more stuff, and then I kiss her. We start making out pretty heavily, and I slide my hand up the front of her skirt. Whenever I go to get inside her stockings, she pulls my hand away. Then I touch my cock and put my finger in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I tell her I want to taste her, and she says no… and then puts her hand down her pants, gets it wet, and puts it in my mouth.
I sit her down on a bench, and kneel in front of her, and she wraps her legs around me. I'm rubbing her pussy and unzip my pants and pull my cock out. I get some pre-cum on my finger, and put it in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I start to kiss her pussy through her stockings, and test to see if I can get a hole in them, but they are too strong. But I get my hand inside and start fingering her. She is moaning like crazy and we start to kiss, and she is sucking on my tongue. This is going on for about 5 minutes, and now my pants are open with my cock in my hand… and just before I start to get up to put it in front of her mouth, she jumps backwards and starts crying, and says take me home
Well… what can you do? I pack things up and we start to leave. I touch her once as we are talking and she jumps away and says "Don't touch me" and says some angry things towards me, basically saying "I was about to do something that I know I can't do." But then as we are walking back to where we parked, we have a good long hug, probably a good-bye hug. She says something to herself about it being over and she needs to get that in to her head. I help her get away from the crazy homeless people in the area and into her car and on the road back home. So long
My fingers smell nice
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Day 2 with HBAirport
This girl I met at the airport and have been having phone sex with, I am in the region where she live for work and we talk but she is totally against meeting up with me because she "couldn't control herself." She is torn, because she wants me like crazy but she is in a relationship. She lives about an hour away from where I am and I know there is no way she is going to drive an hour... so I drive to within 5 or 10 minutes of where I think she lives, and I call her. On the phone I talk her into meeting me at a starbucks nearby, but she has only 45 minutes because of some family obligations
So we meet at Starbucks, and get a tea and chat a little bit. I am touching her and putting my arm around her. I try to sit on a couch so she sits next to me, but the sun is shining in her eyes and it is really uncomfortable, so we move and now I can't touch her. I give her a high 5, and then hang on to her hand and she hangs on to mine briefly
I had told her I have a book to give her (My Secret Garden, about women's sexual fantasies) and she asks where it is. Come with me to my car to get it. So we walk out to my car, and I slide my hand up into the back of her hair and pull on it a little. Then I sensually slide my hand down her back, grab her ass in my hand and then caress her lower back. We arrive at my car, and I push her up against it and kiss her with tongue. We make out for 0.2 seconds, then she pulls away. I open my car door and sit down, with her facing me. I tell her to get in the car and talk with me, and she is like NO, NO, NO, I'm not getting in your car.
But she does somewhat sit down, by leaning against the door frame. I rub her legs, and start to tickle her pussy on the outside of her jeans. This is OK for about 30 seconds, then she pulls my hand away. I rub her legs, and touch her nipple through her shirt. She again pulls my hand away, but she is sitting there. I put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in and kiss her again. She isn't giving me anything there
I tell her I want to taste her. Put your hand down your pants, get your finger wet, and give it to me. No.
She says she has to go and she stands up, and I tell her wait, I want you to do one thing for me. I want you to watch, and I start to unzip my pants. NO, NO, NO, put it away, I am leaving right now. I stop... then I start again. NO, NO, NO, I'm going to walk away. "Do what you need to do." And then I rub my finger along the tip of my cock to get it wet with pre-cum, and I press it against her lips. She starts to suck on my finger like crazy and starts moaning. I take this opportunity to pull my cock out. Then she pulls away again. I get more on my fingers and do it again. She sucks on it and moans louder. Then she pulls away. My cock is now out in full daylight, and I am rubbing it in front of her. She won't look down. By now she should have left 10 minutes ago to get back to her family obligations.
I pull my pants back up, and pull her into the car on my lap and make out with her. She sucks on my tongue like a hoover as I'm stroking her body. Then she gets up to leave, and I get up and give her a big hug, and she walks off.
She texts me a bit later that it is a good thing she left when she did, because she still wants me but I am far away. And she calls me horrible. We text back and forth, talk on the phone briefly, but she won't come out again. We text and talk a couple times over the next few hours
At 2:30 am she calls me, says she is thinking about me, that she will meet me tonight and let me taste her on my fingers but NO MORE. I'm supposed to meet her when she gets off with work. I told her what to wear. Then we had phone sex and she came like crazy. Let's see if we really do meet up...
So we meet at Starbucks, and get a tea and chat a little bit. I am touching her and putting my arm around her. I try to sit on a couch so she sits next to me, but the sun is shining in her eyes and it is really uncomfortable, so we move and now I can't touch her. I give her a high 5, and then hang on to her hand and she hangs on to mine briefly
I had told her I have a book to give her (My Secret Garden, about women's sexual fantasies) and she asks where it is. Come with me to my car to get it. So we walk out to my car, and I slide my hand up into the back of her hair and pull on it a little. Then I sensually slide my hand down her back, grab her ass in my hand and then caress her lower back. We arrive at my car, and I push her up against it and kiss her with tongue. We make out for 0.2 seconds, then she pulls away. I open my car door and sit down, with her facing me. I tell her to get in the car and talk with me, and she is like NO, NO, NO, I'm not getting in your car.
But she does somewhat sit down, by leaning against the door frame. I rub her legs, and start to tickle her pussy on the outside of her jeans. This is OK for about 30 seconds, then she pulls my hand away. I rub her legs, and touch her nipple through her shirt. She again pulls my hand away, but she is sitting there. I put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in and kiss her again. She isn't giving me anything there
I tell her I want to taste her. Put your hand down your pants, get your finger wet, and give it to me. No.
She says she has to go and she stands up, and I tell her wait, I want you to do one thing for me. I want you to watch, and I start to unzip my pants. NO, NO, NO, put it away, I am leaving right now. I stop... then I start again. NO, NO, NO, I'm going to walk away. "Do what you need to do." And then I rub my finger along the tip of my cock to get it wet with pre-cum, and I press it against her lips. She starts to suck on my finger like crazy and starts moaning. I take this opportunity to pull my cock out. Then she pulls away again. I get more on my fingers and do it again. She sucks on it and moans louder. Then she pulls away. My cock is now out in full daylight, and I am rubbing it in front of her. She won't look down. By now she should have left 10 minutes ago to get back to her family obligations.
I pull my pants back up, and pull her into the car on my lap and make out with her. She sucks on my tongue like a hoover as I'm stroking her body. Then she gets up to leave, and I get up and give her a big hug, and she walks off.
She texts me a bit later that it is a good thing she left when she did, because she still wants me but I am far away. And she calls me horrible. We text back and forth, talk on the phone briefly, but she won't come out again. We text and talk a couple times over the next few hours
At 2:30 am she calls me, says she is thinking about me, that she will meet me tonight and let me taste her on my fingers but NO MORE. I'm supposed to meet her when she gets off with work. I told her what to wear. Then we had phone sex and she came like crazy. Let's see if we really do meet up...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Sex with HBAirplane
I'm in the town where HBAirplane lives, and I text her to let her know that I'll be in town. She gives me some lip about not wanting to be a booty call, that she wanted more notice I was coming to town. But then she gets over it, and we meet up and I make her scream like a little girl as I do her doggy style
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday night luvin
I was supposed to hang out in SF with a chic, but she flaked on me. Then I'm flying out of SF to do some work on Monday, and she calls me up and says she will do anything to see me. So I have her pick me up at the airport and we spend an evening together full of wild luvin. Nice
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday in SF
Another night out in San Francisco. First, I stop by a restaurant with Traveler and his buddy.
56. While we are eating, I see this girl at a nearby table observing me with puppy dog eyes. So I finish eating and go in. Sexy shoes. Running Bay for Breakers. Fun times tonight and at the race. We have to go... so I go for the # close. She says to give her mine. I do, knowing that this is a dead end. Yup, it was (C>5)
57. The 3 of us are at the Marriott looking out over the city. Two girls from St. Louis open us and ask if they can take our picture. I tell them it will cost them, and make her give me a kiss. Then I motor boat her, because her tits were huge. I have her sit down and chat with her for 10 minutes about random fluff stuff, and then send her on her way. (C>5 - Motor Boat)
58. Still at the Marriott, I go up to a seated 4 set. Quality control. I sit down on the arm of one of the girls chairs. They are all married having a ladies night on the town. She tells me if she ever was to cheat it would be with me. Then they all leave (C>5)
59. At the W bar, Mixed 2 set - horse girl. They loved it. They are obviously a couple, but I ask anyway. The girl flew in to town to see this guy, who is there on biz. I chat with them a few more minutes, and then head on my way. As they were leaving, they come to me to say good bye, and the girl neighs and gallops away! Hilarious! (C>5)
60. 2 blonds at bar - horse girl - they are stand offish and cold, giving me nothing. (B)
61. 2 asian girls - Smart tests. She is not really reactive to anything, then I whip out the chinese language skills and suddenly she loves me and is super impressed. Then her friend pulls her away (C>5)
62. Blond at bar - Horse girl. It isn't her, then she walks away to a pack of 5 hot girls that I never approached (B)
63. I sit down next to two girls. We are chatting forever, I'm kino'ing weakly, and they introduce me to their guy friend. Then they head off to the little girls room (C>5)
64. Girl dancing by herself. Horse Girl. She walks away and gives me a "talk to the hand." (B)
65. A community guy opens me, and asks if I read the book The Game. Nope. He says he has been watching me and I'm good, and just keeps talking and talking. I cut him off and say lets go talk to girls, and watch him run his game. It is pretty weird / try hard. And then he starts to eject, so I take over the set, and then tell him after wards not to eject so easily. He tells me is was going to open some more sets to build social proof and then come back to this set. wtf!? (C<5)
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 6
56. While we are eating, I see this girl at a nearby table observing me with puppy dog eyes. So I finish eating and go in. Sexy shoes. Running Bay for Breakers. Fun times tonight and at the race. We have to go... so I go for the # close. She says to give her mine. I do, knowing that this is a dead end. Yup, it was (C>5)
57. The 3 of us are at the Marriott looking out over the city. Two girls from St. Louis open us and ask if they can take our picture. I tell them it will cost them, and make her give me a kiss. Then I motor boat her, because her tits were huge. I have her sit down and chat with her for 10 minutes about random fluff stuff, and then send her on her way. (C>5 - Motor Boat)
58. Still at the Marriott, I go up to a seated 4 set. Quality control. I sit down on the arm of one of the girls chairs. They are all married having a ladies night on the town. She tells me if she ever was to cheat it would be with me. Then they all leave (C>5)
59. At the W bar, Mixed 2 set - horse girl. They loved it. They are obviously a couple, but I ask anyway. The girl flew in to town to see this guy, who is there on biz. I chat with them a few more minutes, and then head on my way. As they were leaving, they come to me to say good bye, and the girl neighs and gallops away! Hilarious! (C>5)
60. 2 blonds at bar - horse girl - they are stand offish and cold, giving me nothing. (B)
61. 2 asian girls - Smart tests. She is not really reactive to anything, then I whip out the chinese language skills and suddenly she loves me and is super impressed. Then her friend pulls her away (C>5)
62. Blond at bar - Horse girl. It isn't her, then she walks away to a pack of 5 hot girls that I never approached (B)
63. I sit down next to two girls. We are chatting forever, I'm kino'ing weakly, and they introduce me to their guy friend. Then they head off to the little girls room (C>5)
64. Girl dancing by herself. Horse Girl. She walks away and gives me a "talk to the hand." (B)
65. A community guy opens me, and asks if I read the book The Game. Nope. He says he has been watching me and I'm good, and just keeps talking and talking. I cut him off and say lets go talk to girls, and watch him run his game. It is pretty weird / try hard. And then he starts to eject, so I take over the set, and then tell him after wards not to eject so easily. He tells me is was going to open some more sets to build social proof and then come back to this set. wtf!? (C<5)
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 6
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Rice a Roni, The San Francisco treat, ding ding!
It is Friday, and I am hanging out in downtown San Francisco for the weekend. Circumstances brought me here, and I get to hang out with some friends and have a few refreshing beverages. I hardly ever consume alcohol, but last night I had 3 drinks and now my tongue is swollen and it is difficult to chew. I ate some raw honey and it is now feeling much better...
So last night, I went out for dinner by myself. I went to Cafe Gratitude at 9th and Irving, taking the train from Union Square. I was just chilling the whole way out and while eating. I chatted up a few random people in the restaurant just because I was feeling a little social. I am working on just being totally open and friendly to everybody... I'm that fun social guy. On the train back, I chatted up this great lady that was in town for some medical treatment, and she had a completely optimistic positive view of the world and was excited she got to visit SF. Nice frame
Back at the hotel, I meet up with 2 of my friends and we head out for beverages. I'm just chilling with the guys and catching up, and then we head over to the W hotel bar and I get rolling
48. Seated 3 set, 2 girls / 1 guy. They are in for work from Turkey. I don't use any scripted material and just talk and get to know them and share some identity stories... why I am in town, my lifestyle, etc... Brad Pitt. I'm kino'ing pretty aggressively. I invest most of my time in the woman that is cutest, but pull in the other 2 with questions from time to time. They need to go to bed for an early something tomorrow, and I let them go (C>5)
49. 2 girls standing - horse girl. She won't forgive me, and says she holds grudges. I plow like a mo fo, and am getting nothing out of this girl. A friend asks her, do you need to go to the bathroom, and I say you should definitely go to the bathroom in an attempt to obsurdify. She stays. She tells me I should never say somebody is the weird horse girl again. (C>5)
50. Seated 7+ set. 5 women and 2 guys. The 2 guys are old, and I know are not with them from seeing the set earlier. I come in with Oprah. The guys try to disrupt me and ask if this is a lie. It is the biggest lie ever. The guys laugh, and don't know how to deal with me. I sit down and start talking with everybody, and then start focusing on the girl sitting next to me. They are all in from out of town for a girls weekend and are all married. One of them lived in Japan and my buddy is living there currently, so I pull him into the conversation as a wing. The 2 guys that were in set already are totally pissed at me, because nobody is talking to them anymore. Game recognize game granddad. I am kino'ing this girl like crazy and she is into it but says verbally that she is married and won't do anything. I tell her that it is cute that she thinks I am hitting on her, and keep touching her. I am in a band, she could be in my band but needs to be platonic, no fantasizing about me... I'm clearly into stage 2 kino land. She is loving it. 2 new friends come in and say it is time to go, and the whole group gets up and leaves. My buddy from Japan later commented that the 2 guys were "so pissed off" at me. Haha (C>5)
51. Cute blond & Friend. No idea what I opened with. No idea what I said. I got her to stand up and then pulled her back down on my lap. Strong stage 2 kino. She gets up and sits across from me. She asks how old I am... dirty old man. She is 38 and looks hot. Her friend says it is time to go and they leave (C>5)
52. Big mixed set on the street waiting for the traffic light. High 5s. I motor boat this girl next to me, and she says to the group, "Hey, I was just motor boated by this guy" with a big smile on her face. (motor boat close)
53. 3 girls walking down the street. You are awesome high 5! They keep walking (B)
54. I'm back in the hotel to go to bed. Two girls waiting for the elevator. Did you grab my ass? Maybe. You messed with the wrong man little girl, and I walk up close to her and put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in close, my hand on her hip. I am a bad man, and you should get as far away from me as you can or I am going to do dirty naughty things to you. She got as far away as she could (B)
55. I'm on the phone in the hallway. A girl walks by with a bag of food, and I ask where's mine? She says do you want a taco? What kind? blah blah... Nah, I only eat pink tacos. She leaves (B)
This was a much better experience then last time I was in SF. On that trip, I had blow out after blow out. This time, I was much more fun and had more fun. I was being sexual and being comfortable with that sexuality earlier in conversations. I did 8 approaches, some of them long in duration, all while hanging out with non-gaming friends. Nice!
B - 3
C>5 - 4
Motor Boat - 1
So last night, I went out for dinner by myself. I went to Cafe Gratitude at 9th and Irving, taking the train from Union Square. I was just chilling the whole way out and while eating. I chatted up a few random people in the restaurant just because I was feeling a little social. I am working on just being totally open and friendly to everybody... I'm that fun social guy. On the train back, I chatted up this great lady that was in town for some medical treatment, and she had a completely optimistic positive view of the world and was excited she got to visit SF. Nice frame
Back at the hotel, I meet up with 2 of my friends and we head out for beverages. I'm just chilling with the guys and catching up, and then we head over to the W hotel bar and I get rolling
48. Seated 3 set, 2 girls / 1 guy. They are in for work from Turkey. I don't use any scripted material and just talk and get to know them and share some identity stories... why I am in town, my lifestyle, etc... Brad Pitt. I'm kino'ing pretty aggressively. I invest most of my time in the woman that is cutest, but pull in the other 2 with questions from time to time. They need to go to bed for an early something tomorrow, and I let them go (C>5)
49. 2 girls standing - horse girl. She won't forgive me, and says she holds grudges. I plow like a mo fo, and am getting nothing out of this girl. A friend asks her, do you need to go to the bathroom, and I say you should definitely go to the bathroom in an attempt to obsurdify. She stays. She tells me I should never say somebody is the weird horse girl again. (C>5)
50. Seated 7+ set. 5 women and 2 guys. The 2 guys are old, and I know are not with them from seeing the set earlier. I come in with Oprah. The guys try to disrupt me and ask if this is a lie. It is the biggest lie ever. The guys laugh, and don't know how to deal with me. I sit down and start talking with everybody, and then start focusing on the girl sitting next to me. They are all in from out of town for a girls weekend and are all married. One of them lived in Japan and my buddy is living there currently, so I pull him into the conversation as a wing. The 2 guys that were in set already are totally pissed at me, because nobody is talking to them anymore. Game recognize game granddad. I am kino'ing this girl like crazy and she is into it but says verbally that she is married and won't do anything. I tell her that it is cute that she thinks I am hitting on her, and keep touching her. I am in a band, she could be in my band but needs to be platonic, no fantasizing about me... I'm clearly into stage 2 kino land. She is loving it. 2 new friends come in and say it is time to go, and the whole group gets up and leaves. My buddy from Japan later commented that the 2 guys were "so pissed off" at me. Haha (C>5)
51. Cute blond & Friend. No idea what I opened with. No idea what I said. I got her to stand up and then pulled her back down on my lap. Strong stage 2 kino. She gets up and sits across from me. She asks how old I am... dirty old man. She is 38 and looks hot. Her friend says it is time to go and they leave (C>5)
52. Big mixed set on the street waiting for the traffic light. High 5s. I motor boat this girl next to me, and she says to the group, "Hey, I was just motor boated by this guy" with a big smile on her face. (motor boat close)
53. 3 girls walking down the street. You are awesome high 5! They keep walking (B)
54. I'm back in the hotel to go to bed. Two girls waiting for the elevator. Did you grab my ass? Maybe. You messed with the wrong man little girl, and I walk up close to her and put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in close, my hand on her hip. I am a bad man, and you should get as far away from me as you can or I am going to do dirty naughty things to you. She got as far away as she could (B)
55. I'm on the phone in the hallway. A girl walks by with a bag of food, and I ask where's mine? She says do you want a taco? What kind? blah blah... Nah, I only eat pink tacos. She leaves (B)
This was a much better experience then last time I was in SF. On that trip, I had blow out after blow out. This time, I was much more fun and had more fun. I was being sexual and being comfortable with that sexuality earlier in conversations. I did 8 approaches, some of them long in duration, all while hanging out with non-gaming friends. Nice!
B - 3
C>5 - 4
Motor Boat - 1
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dirty Texts
A girl that I met in Month 1 of the pickup mansion ignored all of my texts. She is a fetish model and I dig her look. On April fool's day, I sent out a mass text and I've been able to manage to engage her via text only, with one short phone call
HBFetish: Who's this?
Nomad: April Fools! This is Nomad. Who is this? (I already played Man of your dreams with her in Month 1)
HBFetish: Haha hey dude its HBFetish
Nomad: Haha, hey HBFetish. Sorry I haven't called, just been really busy. We should hang out soon (basically suggesting that she is chasing me)
HBFetish: Where do we know each other from?
Nomad: I have no idea! :D Maybe we met at a ski lodge in the Alps?
HBFetish: Haha oh yea! (She isn't giving me a lot, but she is playing along)
2 days later, I throw out some weak stuff:
Nomad: The Alps are so awesome! We need to do that again for sure lol
HBFetish: Yes!
Nomad: My fav part was when u fed me strawberries in bed, haha. What was yours? ;)
HBFetish: Hmm sitting by the fire
Like I said, weak. But doing some role playing and relationship shadowing
A few days later, I send the usual "what kind of trouble you causing today" and we joke about that a bit. I tell her it is a good thing that she isn't a typical LA girl, or I would have to destroy her like all the others (suggesting I have high value in LA, which I do)
A few days later, we exchange some more texts. All phone calls at this point have gone to voicemail. I share a bit of my travel experiences, and she digs it. And then:
Nomad: We should hang out when I get back to town so I can make sure u aren't a closet dork, haha
HBFetish: Maybe, I am still not sure where I met u =)-
Nomad: The Alps! We met in the Alps! Yeah, I don't want to hang out with some weird dork who carries her dog in her purse either, so we should grab a drink and if u are cool I will bring u somewhere else
HBFetish: Oh yea! How could I forget! Yea, we'll see =) (she isn't ready yet)
Nomad: Cool, maybe i'll give u a call when I get back. No fantasizing about me b4 then!
HBFetish: K, have fun!
We exchange a few fluff texts over the next week. She mentions she is moving
Nomad: Are you moving to the Alps? So jealous!
HBFetish: Haha maybe. Are you?
Nomad: Are you inviting me? I'm not sure I am ready to move in together... u are moving a little fast for me. Maybe we should hang out a bit first
HBFetish: A yea ur crazier than me
Nomad: Lol. Maybe :) call me
HBFetish: Maybe-
Nomad: Haha, with an attitude like that, clearly you aren't getting spanked enough!
No response to that... and I make several soft offers of plans over the next couple weeks... I am going here with friends, you and your friends should come. I might have free time, maybe I'll let you take me somewhere... all denied
I have some vegas plans and was leaving in a few days, so:
Nomad: I'm going to Vegas next week, but I may have some free time before I go. We should hang out... I still need to make sure u aren't a dork
HBFetish: Same here, how do I find out ur not a dork b4 we meet?
At this point, I call her. We talk for about 10 minutes... she can't remember where we met, and I pretend the same. She suggests we meet when our "common group of friends" is around. I say maybe, and go about my day, and offer soft meetup plans with group of friends over the next week
She's beginning to feel a little bit of a connection, because she is not texting me unprompted. When I was in vegas, she asked how the trip was going. I tell her we need to grab a drink when I get back, and she says "sounds good." That is the first time I have gotten anything other than maybe or can't make it
When I get back to LA, our schedules don't meet up. I tell her she is the worst girlfriend ever, and she is so sleeping on the couch tonight. A few days later I text, and she says she is in NYC...
We text some more, on and off.
Nomad: Watch out NY, HBFetish is in town!
HBFetish: Yay! I'm running crazy on the streets, so drunk (so drunk = filter is down, turn it up!)
Nomad: Good thing I am not there, you would probably try to take advantage of me
HBFetish: Haha you know me too well ;)
Nomad: Bad girl! *slap on the ass*
HBFetish: Haha still you know me :) mmmm
Nomad: There is more where that came from naughty girl
HBFetish: Oh yeah, what?
Nomad: Maybe someday you will find out... but you have to make me a present first, I am high maintenance ;)
HBFetish: What kind
Nomad: Make me something sexy
A few days later, I ask if she is still in NY and suggest a restaurant. She says she is in NY for a month. Oh well, it has been 3 months already, so what is another month...
Nomad: Nice! Spankings will have to wait
HBFetish: (Asks me question about my last name... trying to figure out who I am)
Nomad: Nope (she is way off, has no idea who I am)
HBFetish: Damn, sorry I forgot. I guess I am the worst gf :( so what's new...
Nomad: Yeah, worst gf ever. I am so gonna have to punish you when u get back
And now it starts to get interesting... we have gotten mildly sexual, she is contacting me without me initiating, and she is really trying to figure out who I am
The following texts happened over about 4 hours, with varying delays between txts:
Nomad: My ears are tingling... are you fantasizing about me?!
HBFetish: Now I am, your hand in my hair, looking off a steep cliff, whispering in your ear ;)
Nomad: What are u whispering?
HBFetish: Wouldn't you rather hear it from my lips?
Nomad: I grab a handful of hair, pulling your head back to expose your neck
HBFetish: My best nightmar, steady yet frail
Nomad: My arm around your waist, pulling you in close. Biting into your neck... gently at first...
HBFetish: A small whimper escapes, momentarily paralyzed, then grasp your hipbones...
Nomad: I kiss down your neck... to your collar bone. Tearing open your shirt, exposing your breasts... taking your nipple between my teeth
HBFetish: I pull back and stumble, on the edge, yet in your arms
Nomad: I lift u in my arms and lay u on the hood of the car. Pulling ur pants down to your ankles... kissing ur stomach... gliding my hands along your thighs
HBFetish: My heart is racing, legs shaking, I grab u by your shirt, pull u close and over me. I've submitted long ago. You come in, I taste ur salty lips
Nomad: Your legs wrapped around me, pulling me deep inside u again and again. The wind blowing from the depths... our fucking in rhythm with the gusts. Your screams drowned out by the winds howls
About 2 hours later:
HBFetish: So fucking hot, the hottest <3
HBFetish: I got this message in the hardware store btw, triple hot, my tight black jeans are soaked
Nomad: Oh, the things we could do in a hardware store... I would love to peel off those jeans and taste u
HBFetish: Oh nomad! How our conversations have changed ;D
Later that day:
HBFetish: Hey, you should send me a pic, since I haven't seen u since the Alps, and so I can have accurate fantasies ;)
Nomad: I like the idea of u touching yourself while thinking about me. You should send me a pic so I can reciprocate
She sends me a pic.
I send her a pic of Brad Pitt
HBFetish: Ha ha, funny funny fucker :)
Nomad: Ooh, a fiesty one! Look again little girl (I send her a pic of me)
HBFetish: Little girl :0 hey, got it, I remember you! <3
Nomad: Of course you do! Nobody forgets the Alps
HBFetish: Yeah, maybe I do, worst memory ever
Nomad: Certainly u remember when I tied you up on the giant shag run in front of the fireplace (me remembering that she liked sitting by the fire)
HBFetish: Its a little foggy, I remember struggling, and the fire.. what happens next?
Here I spin a great sexual story over the course of a few hours. In the middle she says:
HBFetish: You know u got a way with words ;)
HBFetish: So hot! ;)
HBFetish: Yep, wet panties again, and loss of words :) Now I remember more vividly than ever
So... not bad for a little text game. I suspect this is going to go somewhere really nice :)
HBFetish: Who's this?
Nomad: April Fools! This is Nomad. Who is this? (I already played Man of your dreams with her in Month 1)
HBFetish: Haha hey dude its HBFetish
Nomad: Haha, hey HBFetish. Sorry I haven't called, just been really busy. We should hang out soon (basically suggesting that she is chasing me)
HBFetish: Where do we know each other from?
Nomad: I have no idea! :D Maybe we met at a ski lodge in the Alps?
HBFetish: Haha oh yea! (She isn't giving me a lot, but she is playing along)
2 days later, I throw out some weak stuff:
Nomad: The Alps are so awesome! We need to do that again for sure lol
HBFetish: Yes!
Nomad: My fav part was when u fed me strawberries in bed, haha. What was yours? ;)
HBFetish: Hmm sitting by the fire
Like I said, weak. But doing some role playing and relationship shadowing
A few days later, I send the usual "what kind of trouble you causing today" and we joke about that a bit. I tell her it is a good thing that she isn't a typical LA girl, or I would have to destroy her like all the others (suggesting I have high value in LA, which I do)
A few days later, we exchange some more texts. All phone calls at this point have gone to voicemail. I share a bit of my travel experiences, and she digs it. And then:
Nomad: We should hang out when I get back to town so I can make sure u aren't a closet dork, haha
HBFetish: Maybe, I am still not sure where I met u =)-
Nomad: The Alps! We met in the Alps! Yeah, I don't want to hang out with some weird dork who carries her dog in her purse either, so we should grab a drink and if u are cool I will bring u somewhere else
HBFetish: Oh yea! How could I forget! Yea, we'll see =) (she isn't ready yet)
Nomad: Cool, maybe i'll give u a call when I get back. No fantasizing about me b4 then!
HBFetish: K, have fun!
We exchange a few fluff texts over the next week. She mentions she is moving
Nomad: Are you moving to the Alps? So jealous!
HBFetish: Haha maybe. Are you?
Nomad: Are you inviting me? I'm not sure I am ready to move in together... u are moving a little fast for me. Maybe we should hang out a bit first
HBFetish: A yea ur crazier than me
Nomad: Lol. Maybe :) call me
HBFetish: Maybe-
Nomad: Haha, with an attitude like that, clearly you aren't getting spanked enough!
No response to that... and I make several soft offers of plans over the next couple weeks... I am going here with friends, you and your friends should come. I might have free time, maybe I'll let you take me somewhere... all denied
I have some vegas plans and was leaving in a few days, so:
Nomad: I'm going to Vegas next week, but I may have some free time before I go. We should hang out... I still need to make sure u aren't a dork
HBFetish: Same here, how do I find out ur not a dork b4 we meet?
At this point, I call her. We talk for about 10 minutes... she can't remember where we met, and I pretend the same. She suggests we meet when our "common group of friends" is around. I say maybe, and go about my day, and offer soft meetup plans with group of friends over the next week
She's beginning to feel a little bit of a connection, because she is not texting me unprompted. When I was in vegas, she asked how the trip was going. I tell her we need to grab a drink when I get back, and she says "sounds good." That is the first time I have gotten anything other than maybe or can't make it
When I get back to LA, our schedules don't meet up. I tell her she is the worst girlfriend ever, and she is so sleeping on the couch tonight. A few days later I text, and she says she is in NYC...
We text some more, on and off.
Nomad: Watch out NY, HBFetish is in town!
HBFetish: Yay! I'm running crazy on the streets, so drunk (so drunk = filter is down, turn it up!)
Nomad: Good thing I am not there, you would probably try to take advantage of me
HBFetish: Haha you know me too well ;)
Nomad: Bad girl! *slap on the ass*
HBFetish: Haha still you know me :) mmmm
Nomad: There is more where that came from naughty girl
HBFetish: Oh yeah, what?
Nomad: Maybe someday you will find out... but you have to make me a present first, I am high maintenance ;)
HBFetish: What kind
Nomad: Make me something sexy
A few days later, I ask if she is still in NY and suggest a restaurant. She says she is in NY for a month. Oh well, it has been 3 months already, so what is another month...
Nomad: Nice! Spankings will have to wait
HBFetish: (Asks me question about my last name... trying to figure out who I am)
Nomad: Nope (she is way off, has no idea who I am)
HBFetish: Damn, sorry I forgot. I guess I am the worst gf :( so what's new...
Nomad: Yeah, worst gf ever. I am so gonna have to punish you when u get back
And now it starts to get interesting... we have gotten mildly sexual, she is contacting me without me initiating, and she is really trying to figure out who I am
The following texts happened over about 4 hours, with varying delays between txts:
Nomad: My ears are tingling... are you fantasizing about me?!
HBFetish: Now I am, your hand in my hair, looking off a steep cliff, whispering in your ear ;)
Nomad: What are u whispering?
HBFetish: Wouldn't you rather hear it from my lips?
Nomad: I grab a handful of hair, pulling your head back to expose your neck
HBFetish: My best nightmar, steady yet frail
Nomad: My arm around your waist, pulling you in close. Biting into your neck... gently at first...
HBFetish: A small whimper escapes, momentarily paralyzed, then grasp your hipbones...
Nomad: I kiss down your neck... to your collar bone. Tearing open your shirt, exposing your breasts... taking your nipple between my teeth
HBFetish: I pull back and stumble, on the edge, yet in your arms
Nomad: I lift u in my arms and lay u on the hood of the car. Pulling ur pants down to your ankles... kissing ur stomach... gliding my hands along your thighs
HBFetish: My heart is racing, legs shaking, I grab u by your shirt, pull u close and over me. I've submitted long ago. You come in, I taste ur salty lips
Nomad: Your legs wrapped around me, pulling me deep inside u again and again. The wind blowing from the depths... our fucking in rhythm with the gusts. Your screams drowned out by the winds howls
About 2 hours later:
HBFetish: So fucking hot, the hottest <3
HBFetish: I got this message in the hardware store btw, triple hot, my tight black jeans are soaked
Nomad: Oh, the things we could do in a hardware store... I would love to peel off those jeans and taste u
HBFetish: Oh nomad! How our conversations have changed ;D
Later that day:
HBFetish: Hey, you should send me a pic, since I haven't seen u since the Alps, and so I can have accurate fantasies ;)
Nomad: I like the idea of u touching yourself while thinking about me. You should send me a pic so I can reciprocate
She sends me a pic.
I send her a pic of Brad Pitt
HBFetish: Ha ha, funny funny fucker :)
Nomad: Ooh, a fiesty one! Look again little girl (I send her a pic of me)
HBFetish: Little girl :0 hey, got it, I remember you! <3
Nomad: Of course you do! Nobody forgets the Alps
HBFetish: Yeah, maybe I do, worst memory ever
Nomad: Certainly u remember when I tied you up on the giant shag run in front of the fireplace (me remembering that she liked sitting by the fire)
HBFetish: Its a little foggy, I remember struggling, and the fire.. what happens next?
Here I spin a great sexual story over the course of a few hours. In the middle she says:
HBFetish: You know u got a way with words ;)
HBFetish: So hot! ;)
HBFetish: Yep, wet panties again, and loss of words :) Now I remember more vividly than ever
So... not bad for a little text game. I suspect this is going to go somewhere really nice :)
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