Friday Night

Tonight was a good night. I had some really good sets, and I had a couple good milestones

First we went to a favorite bar on Cahuenga. The door guy calls Joker and I out by name as we roll in. There is one set and Drew goes in. I order a drink and just chill.

x. Then I go talk to two fat girls, since it is a warmup and there is nobody else to chat with.
Joker opened them with sausage fest, and they were kind of unresponsive. I joined in and chatted with both of them. One was obviously more engaged with me, so we repositioned so that we were next to each other. I did the cat routine on the first girl, and then Joker ran it on her also. Nice! Other than that, I don't think I ran any scripted stuff. We just talked a bit, and then I ejected by saying I have to get back to my friends (C>5)

x. I walk to the end of the bar and ask Joker and Drew if either of them have opened a cute girl at the bar. Nope. Horse Girl. She interrupts me and tells me that she is a fan of my music. Cool, the sexy stereotype works :) Cat Routine. She tells me where she works and we vibe about that a bit. I'm a fan. I do a few high 5's. Logistics... she is supposed to meet a friend here. He is from Australia. He doesn't have a phone, and is late. She lives in Korea town. OK, so she is a floater. She says she likes my jacket, and I tell a story about how I got it in NYC and the store owner loved me. She shares a similar story, but never been to NY. I suggest that if this thing works out we totally have to go there. She agrees. We also future project going to Belgium and Venice. We chat about how she grew up in a trailer park and about what she is pursuing for future career. I tell her, cool, you are white trash just like me. We talk about her growing up in Iowa with big colored hair and piercings. I tell her I'm impressed that she can do her own thing, and that she came to LA out of high school to find her own path. Total respect (and I meant it.) We hug. Then we kiss. Then we make out. Then I rub her pussy. I tell her that is all she gets. She says, are you usually this friendly with people you just met? Never. Well, only 7 times today. But never. I bite her on the neck and we make out some more. I say it looks like your friend isn't coming, so you are going to hang out with me tonight. Let's go to another bar and get a drink. So we roll out, arms around each other, and hop in a taxi. We are driving towards House 2 and she is doing some texting. I try to minimize this by taking her number. She asks if I have a nickname to save it as, and I tell her Brad Pitt. She doesn't want that one, so I say "The most interesting man in the world." She decides to save it as Hez Purdy Kul. Then her friend calls, and she says she has to take it. Crap. She says, sorry to cut this short, but I have to go meet my friends. I'll just get out here. And she does. "But you have my number so call me!" And we kiss again, and off she runs (k/#)

Lessons learned. The phone is not your friend. Keep her away from it. I would have fucked this girl for sure if I had kept the phone out of the equation. I think a large part of what made this work well was just identity. I ran little game, but had some good identity stories that pulled us together. I also did some nice work with foreshadowing some travel together and was able to convey a bit of "I understand your world"


I'm near House 2, so I get dropped off there and meet up with Traveler and Poker Face, and we roll back out to Cahuenga. Joker tells me about a set in the back that he opened that has a birthday girl

x. I walk into the back room with about 10 people and say loudly "Who is the birthday girl!?" She volunteers herself and I say it is my birthday too (only slighly inaccurate) and give her a hug. It is just her and another girl standing together. The birthday girl is a bit bitchy. She asks how old I am, and I say I am really old, like 73. She says, you look it! I smile and say thanks, I am so excited about the senior discount. How old are you? 21. Oh nice, congrats. So have you been drinking? Only slightly. Oh I see, so you are always like this. She says yeah, the edge doesn't really go away (So she knows she is being bitchy, cool)

The non-birthday girl challenges me:
CB: Are you with that Asian guy? From her tone, I know not to say yes.
Nomad: So I say, what do you mean, I have Asian friends. I used to live in Asia.
CB: OK, are you with the rocker Asian guy.
Nomad: Actually, I'm here by myself
CB: OK, cuz if you were we would have to shut you down right now. He was kind of an asshole

Weird. Cuz Joker is one of the coolest guys I know

Jake P comes into the set, and says hello. The friend is now like, I thought you came by yourself, and suddenly here is your friend. Ignore.

Now the birthday girl target says, Are you guys trying to be in a band, or are you just roadies. And she says it all snooty and condescending. I kind of back turn her, and then I say actually, I just sleep on my friends couches and steal their drugs and their girls. Its a hard job, but somebody has to do it. She claims her Dad is in the music business, so she knows.

I say listen, I used to date a girl kind of like you. She was kind of rude and bitchy to people that she met in bars, because dorks were always coming up and hitting on her. But you don't need to be that way to me. I understand. And then she kind of opened up, and told me her name. And told me that the friend was her boyfriend's sister, and that her boyfriend was sitting right there.
This is awesome. I took the bitchy girl, defused her (a bit) and got her to explain that I needed to be discrete. This may be the first time ever that I have defused a hot girls bitch shield

She was still a bit challenging, and asks if I am in a band and are we touring. But now we are engaging from a position of what seems like mutual understanding. Gabriel is in set now talking to the friend, and figures out that the birthday girl has been dating this guy for two years, etc, etc. We decide to leave (C>5)



x. I stop 2 girls on the street with high 5. You are awesome, high 5! The first girl says, how do you know, you don't even know me. OK, you aren't so awesome. But you are, high 5! And her friend high 5's me. The first girl would not let her guard down and was all about "you don't know us" over and over again. Seriously, you aren't cool. So I back turn her and let them walk away (B)

x. I stop a set on the street, just by looking at her like I know her. She says, Yeah, I think I know you too. The friends jump in, and I say that we went to elementary school together and I lost my virginity to her, and she plays along. But they are in route somewhere, and they run off. My elementary school friend yells after me that we'll see each other soon. (C<5)

x. We go into a bar. The door guy knows us and lets us in without bothering with that stupid ID thing that door guys do. I open a 2-set with sausage fest. One girl loves it, and starts laughing her ass off. We vibe a bit. I do smart tests. I pull in the friend, tell me if this girl is smart. I need to know. Smart/Hot/Rich. She loves it all. Her best quality is that she tells it straight. That's awesome, nobody likes to play games, I say. OK, tell me, what were you like in high school. A good girl. College? I got crazy. How old were you when you lost your virginity? She refused to answer, and kept saying how is that relevant, etc... Then it fell off a cliff. I backturned her for noncompliance, and the wasn't having any more of me. My read is this set could have easily been hours long and gone nowhere. Blow me or blow me out (C<5)

x. Back out on the street, I see this adorable girl walking towards me. Stop. Horse girl. It isn't her but she forgives me. Names. She has a great name since her parents were hippies. Are you smart? No, I don't think so. (OK, time to calibrate down.) I realize the positioning isn't super awesome right now. She is leaning against a wall and I am facing her, so I adjust to be 90 degrees. I tell her that she seems super sweet, and that I am going to adopt her as my new little sister and we are going to climb trees and have lemonade stands together. She asks how I know she is sweet, and I say I can feel it in her energy. She loves this answer, fortunately. I ask what she does for fun, and she says goes to bars and not drink. She doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs. I say me too! I even eat super clean. She says she is vegetarian and has cut out dairy. I tell her I am raw vegan, and about my 1 year old nephew and his dairy experiences, and about a fasting trip to Thailand, and more. She is really into it, and we talk about being positive and having positive energy. We hug. I tell her, you are super sweet I am going to kiss you. And then we make out for about 5 minutes. She has super soft lips and she is about 5 feet tall and maybe weighs 80 pounds. I would totally break this girl in half and I can feel myself getting rock hard in my pants. We stop, and she says I totally shouldn't have done that. I say, yeah, we totally shouldn't have done that. And then I kiss her again and we make out some more. Damn, I love those lips. And that body! Damn. Did I just say damn? Damn.

She says something again about how she shouldn't have done that. I say, you know, our society places all these restrictions on people and trys to make them feel guilty for going with what feels right in the moment. I say let's embrace the moment and be happy with our experiences. She says yeah, but what about if it hurts somebody else? I just say that it is impossible for anybody to be responsible for somebody elses happiness. She smiles, and tells me she hasn't smiled so much in so long. That is one of the best compliments I've received in a long time. Another example of Game bringing happiness to wonderful women everywhere.

So she tells me that she just (as in just) broke up with her ex. She is couch surfing at the moment, and her ex's parents pay her cell phone bill (She can't get texts, only voice.) I figure logistics are great. Nope, a phone call comes in and she has to go meet somebody (I think the ex)

Earlier in the set, when we were talking about raw veganism, we talked about some restaurants. I described some amazingly delicious bits of goodness, and told her that she and I are going to go check it out. Her schedule is fuzzy, so we make soft plans for "this week." Then we make out a bit more and then she goes off. I watch her walk away and think to myself how awesome it would be to rock that body. Damn. I could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shut down the meetup, so I just let her walk off. I wonder if I could have been more dominant here and made it happen. I find it unlikely that with some of what she is working through that she will meet up, but who knows... (k/#)

And that is all she wrote
- an almost SNL
- a great make out with some amazing lips
- defusing a bitch shield
- dealing with a super AMOG from one of Poker Face's sets (too tired to write about it now)