Friday in NYC

I'm hanging out in NYC. I love this city, and I could absolutely see myself living here.

I go solo around the lower east side and do a little shopping. I'm hanging out on St. Marks, and go to Trash & Vaudeville to check out their rocker wear. This story absolutely kicks ass.

I'm checking out a couple jackets and some new shirts, when this guy that runs the place gives me a look and proclaims, "Clearly you get it!" I give him a look and say, that makes two of us. We are instant friends, and he hooks me up with a discount and offers advice (which I requested) on some jewelry. He then escorts me to another section of the store and tells the jewelry sales people to take care of me. Great guy!

While shopping, I see two girls checking me out. They have pink hair too, so we bond. As I leave to another store, I see them there. As I'm buying sunglasses, I see them again. So I ask, how old are you guys? 17. Conveniently, the age of consent in NY is 17 (Thank you google.) I walk with them for awhile and we share discussions on shopping and I'm teasing them for being trouble makers and trying to pick me up. I hold hands with the cutest of the two for a few blocks, then let her go. We arrive at another store they recommended, and I let them go. I should have gone for a #. Ahh well (C>5)

As I'm walking into this store, a girl walking out gives me the eye. I turn around and follow her out and open her simply with "Hey." I go through my story of visiting NY, shopping, and she tells me about a fetish party she is going to that night and I collect the details. I invite her for tea, find a tea store in google maps, and off we go. I grab her hand and walk off with her, and then put my arm around her, and she comments how I am very friendly. Yup, that's me. We have tea, and talk about her history of figure skating (she has a great body.) I tell her about my raw vegan diet, and she says that obviously it is working because I look fabulous and am in great shape. We start kissing in the tea shop, which is very traditional japanese and stuffy. I tell the little tea girl that she is cute and she blushes like crazy. My girl says she is usually more reserved in public. That's cool, I'm spontaneous and will often just go with what feels right. I can see that, she says with a smile. We kiss more. As we leave the tea shop, I push her up against the wall and we make out heavily. Logistics are bad, as I have no place to bring her and she has to get back to New Jersey to get ready for the party in Manhattan that evening. We made plans to hang out the next day (# / k)

Met up with some of Joker's friends and then went to dinner at Pure Food & Wine. This place fucking rocks. The desserts here are amazing. 5 star taste (at 5 star prices.)

After dinner, we hooked up with some of Jokers sarge buddies and went to a few different bars. First up was Brass Monkey. I opened a mixed 2-set. The guy had an uncommon name that I remembered, and everytime I said his name he loved me more. Joker occupied him a bit while I talked with his girlfriend. I said they looked really cute together, when are they getting married, and she got that look on her face that was clear she wasn't sure he was the one. I got slightly sexual with her, asking her and the guy to hook me up with her mom. It was a good social set, but was definitely a go nowhere (C>5)

I chatted with a few random peeps and winged Joker on a few of his sets.

I started walking the streets by myself and ran into a cute South African girl. We vibed for 30 minutes as her friends waited for her. They had full travel dependency back to NJ so she was out, but we became facebook friends for the hell of it. (#)

I walked past a big fat black girl. She calls out to me, where are you going?! To meet my friends. If you don't find them, you want to hang out with me? (Pout) Uhhh.... maybe.

I open a moving two-set. Joker comes in and wings. I realize early that she is a working girl, but I play with it for fun. She says we should go have some fun. Oh, I dug out an old board game. You ever play Parcheesi? No no, some adult fun. You mean like Twister? Oooh, have you ever played Rock Band? She kept trying to subtly state that she was a hoe, but in the end she just threw her hands up in the air and said "I give up." Then she hands me a biz card and walks off. Hehe. That was a fun frame control exercise.