We made some dinner reservations at a sweet club in Hollywood
They had a free vodka bar until 10, so I got in a couple drinks
38. Right when we sat down for dinner, the waitress tells me she remembers me and describes some things we talked about last week. Each time she comes by, Mr. S and I are tag teasing the waitress with some generally sexual stuff.
She calls me sir. I call her ma'am. Wait, ma'am is something you call an old lady. What could I call you? She suggests lady. OK, but are you a lady? (said in sexual voice) Well, maybe not after a few tequila shots. I thought so! We vibe more each time she comes back around
I go for the number exchange, and she says she has to get her phone. She turns around, digs it out from a "secret spot" and then turns back around. I act shocked that she had the phone hidden on her person, and then get this knowing look in my eye, and smell the phone. She loved it (#)
I delayed writing up the rest of this evening, and I am totally blanking on what happened later
I know I did another 10 sets or so, all of which were fairly short
I had a chat with Tyler Durden for awhile, and he said he's seen me out a few times and every time he sees me in set that I look solid. Thanks!
39. I open a mixed 2-set with Oprah Winfrey. The guy says hey, I know Tyler Durden, that's a nice opener. Mr. S and I both kind of roll with it, and are like "Fight Club! I love that movie"
The guy says, have you read The Game? The girl says "I love that movie!" Haha. The guy leaves, and generally looks frustrated, and this chic is super into Mr. S. I talk to TD later, and he says the guy came up to him asking for advice, and he was like "dude, you lost. move on"
Saturday, July 18, 2009
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