Sunday, August 16, 2009

LR: A night at the Playboy Mansion

In a single word, the Playboy Mansion is fucking awesome.

There are so many hot girls and an open bar in a sexually charged environment. Upon arriving, I did a little walking around to explore the venue, walking past the different bars, around the grotto, and through the zoo

I only opened one set the whole night. The rest of them opened me.
As soon as I walked into the venue, this guy runs up and asks if I'm that guy from that band.
A bit later, this married couple asks me the same thing.

Girls are walking up to me and asking if they can get their picture taken with me. I totally want to be a celebrity. It would be so easy to get laid


There is a poker tournament and one of the blond female dealers is asking Drew, Joker, and I if we want to play. We decline. She says to us, I don't know if you guys are man enough to play. I say, "I have a vagina." She said something else challenging, and I replied again with something witty. But I forget. Then she says, "wow, you're a little bitch, aren't you."

Two girls open me for a photo. I am feisty with them, and one says "You must be on your period!" She asks me to hold her drink while she takes a photo. So I take her drink and set it down on a table. Then I tell her I put a roofie in it.

Back out in front, where they have the red carpet entrance, I walk by as I'm exploring.

A brunette poker dealer asks me to join the poker tournament, and the previously mentioned blond says something to the effect of "He is a little bitch and isn't going to play." Its all in good fun though. And I say, no, that's just because I'm not into blonds. And I put my arm around the brunette and she is like, "hello sweetie." We play together a bit, flirting, when a camera guy comes up and asks if they can get my photo. Of course. So I back turn the poker dealers and walk to the red carpet. The girl that asked me if I am on my period is there, and is standing next to me. And she muscles in on my pictures. So I grab her firmly at the back of the neck and hold her close.

HB: "Wow, I really like that grip."

Nomad: "Of course you do, baby. How about this one?" And then I slide my hand down and start grabbing her ass.

Then I pull her in a little closer, and start to kiss her. All while the cameras are flashing

Then this guy approaches and hands me these really cool bone and wood sunglasses, and asks if I would wear them in the photo. Sure. So I get a pair of these really cool glasses to take home with me. Afterwards, the girl I was just kissing asks me for an interview for her TV show. So I do. Then kiss her again. On camera

Then I roll back inside to the main party and meet up with Drew and Joker. 3 girls approach us and ask to get their pictures taken with us. Sure, but that will be $19.95. My target plays along and suggests she doesn't need to pay. Look, I really would like to give you a free one. But my manager won't allow it. I just can't budge on this, I'm sorry. So she asks if I take paypal, and then we do photos. Then her friend gets in on the photo also, and I have them kiss me on the cheek.

I'm holding my target at the waist and keeping her close to me, and I talk to all 3 girls and get to know them a bit. At least once, somebody else comes in and asks for a photo with me. I go back to my target and ask if she has seen the zoo. No. I describe some of the cool things there, and then lead her off to get a tour. I'm holding her hand and leading her around. We walk up to the spider monkey cage, and I kiss her. And she asks me, why do you want to kiss me, we don't even know each other. So I kiss her again. And then we are making out like crazy. Until her friends walk by and do that girl giggle thing that they do. So I walk off with her down another path and we make out some more. And after several attempts, I slide my finger inside her thong and start fingering her. She is a little resistant, but I get the hook going on her g-spot and we are making out and she is getting really into it. Then she decides we have to go back to her friends now

I walk with her through the front entrance and some people stop to get my picture, and we continue on back to her friends. My target has to go to the bathroom, and one of the friends disappears, so I chat with the 3rd friend and just try to be friendly. We have a good chat and my target comes back, and I suggest we go see the other part of the party (near the private area of the zoo.) We hang over there a bit, and then I see the cool birds at the zoo entrance (different than how we got there the first time) and I act all excited and start pulling her to the birds. She can't really fight it, and then we get to the birds and she is like, you weren't kidding, these are cool. Her friend arrives and starts talking about shit I don't want them talking about, so I go "Ooh, look at those emus!" And Oh, look at those flamingos. Eventually the friend leaves, and I want a closer look at the flamingos. So I pull the girl near the flamingos, start making out with her, and slide my hand inside her panties again. She is like, "Why do you keep doing that, you already know what is down there." But once again I hook on her g-spot and she is enjoying it. So much so that she orgasms. I had unzipped my pants and after a few tries, got her hand wrapped around my cock, but she just held it and didn't really do much with it.

She wants to go again, so I pull her back down the dark part of the zoo and she is like No, we can't go down there. But I lead her anyway, and then I have her against a tree and I'm fingering her again and now she is rubbing my cock, and I try to turn her around and bend her over and she says, "No, we definitely aren't having sex." I agree, and try anyway. But she is adamant. We go back to her friends.

At this point, I feel that one of the friends is also into me. She said a few things about how she was mad at me for hitting on her friend, which I interpreted to mean because she wanted me go for her. So for a minute I thought about pulling her into the zoo and going for it. She definitely had high buying temperature

Now my target is just following me around wherever I go, and holding my hand and we make out in front of everybody. The party is winding down, so we all get ready to hop back on the bus. I had scoped out logistics earlier. They are all staying in the same room at a hotel near the parking structure where the shuttle buses go, and were going to walk from there.

As we search for all the friends a guy is trying to pick up my target. He had apparantly talked to her earlier and creeped her out. She says to me, why is this guy still talking to me. So we back turn him. And make out. And he still keeps talking to her while we are lip locked. We walk about 10 steps away, and I climb on top of a chair to look around the crowd for our friends. And this guy has stepped in between us, with his back to me. I go grab her arm to pull her away, and he tries to elbow me and box me out. I grab his arm and turn him and say Its cool. And he grabs my arm hard and tries to kind of push me and says really aggressively, Oh its cool, huh!? I just say yeah man, its cool and turn away and walk off with her. What a douche

So we all hop on the bus, and I'm sitting with this girl next to me and we get to the parking garage. I lead her inside, down stairs, and into my car. And we drive off without her friends. I talked with Drew Joker and her friends and told them to get a taxi, so she assumes we are all going to the same place. We get to my house, and she asks where we are. I say it is my Chateau in the Alps. We go inside, and end up laying on my bed. She says this is bad, she can't be on a bed. And I start making out with her and fingering her, and then I try to lick her pussy. At this point, she is wearing all of her clothes, her shoes, and my jacket. She won't let me lick her pussy, so I make out with her more. And then try again. Still no dice. So repeat again, and now I'm eating her out and she is loving it. And she is still wearing her thong

I start looking for the condoms that I know are in my pants. But can't find them. I have to pull my left hand out of her pussy and put my right hand in so I can check different pockets. And then I realize they are in my jacket, which she is wearing. So I find the pocket, and take one out. And she cums all over my face. So I get up on my knees in front of her, put on a condom, and she is like No, we can't have sex. I agree. She says, why are you so confident that I want to have sex with you. And I just say, of course you do. And then I slide my cock inside her and she says you are so persuasive. It was really hot sex.

We had some great pillow talk afterwards where we were both laughing in stiches. And then she needs to go back to the hotel. So I put on another condom, and she is like what are you doing. But I slide my cock inside her again and we go for another round. This time, I flip her over and do her doggy and she orgasms again. I was slapping her ass and pulling her hair and she fucking loved it. Great sex

And then I drove her back to the hotel

A lot of things came together for me tonight. First, my presence was powerful and I was getting social proofed left and right. I was on fire with my teasing. I was leading. I pulled this girl all over the venue. She gave a ton of resistance again and again, but I was nonreactive and agreed with her and continued to escalate. I dealt with an aggressive guy trying to dominate me. I managed non-ideal logistics and got her back to my place. And it resulted in fucking a hot girl with great big titties.


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