A girl I met in NYC in June, and had an insta-date and D2 with was in LA for a few days.
Previous posts here and here
We had made plans in advance via email to hang out on Saturday night, and from there many things went awry. First, I get a text saying that the friend made a lot of plans for them and is in the process of taking her to Malibu, so maybe we can't meet up today. I basically tell her that today is the only option for me. I suggest she flew all this way just to see me, so I want to make sure I can hang out with her, but if she is going to go with the friends plans then it probably isn't going to happen. 10 minutes later, I get a text saying that she can drive to my place later
A couple hours later, I get a voicemail while I'm in the shower. The friend has done some more damage, saying that traffic to my place was going to be a parking lot and it would take hours, so it is better if we meet in Santa Monica. So she is driving directly there. This messes up my plans to start the date at my place, and by the time I get the voicemail and attempt to undo the damage it is too late because she is already en route past the point of no return. Sparing those that don't know LA traffic and geography, what should have been a 30 minute drive to my place turns into a 1.5 hour drive to meet me 15 minutes from my house, because she had her driving along the coast where everybody and their brother is hanging out at the beaches on a Saturday so traffic is hell. WTF.
I almost pulled the plug on our date at this point, because it was going to be damn near impossible to get this girl back to my place. After trying to have sex with her on a bench in Union Square with no luck, I knew that attempts to do similar in LA were probably pointless. But I was hungry and one of my fav restaurants is in Santa Monica, so I figured I would eat and then maybe I can get her to leave her car and ride with me back to my place.
I go to this restaurant all the time and I know all the waitstaff, so I don't bother estimating this girls travel time and I just roll out. 20 minutes later I'm sitting down to a nice raw vegan chocolate shake and chatting up one of the hot waitresses. And interestingly enough, Joker is there having a D2 as well.
HBFigureSkater eventually shows up and we have a bit to eat and I roll out the kino. I'm rubbing her back and her leg, and we kiss. I lightly bite her neck and she is getting into it, and now she starts to try to take charge in a helpful way so I let her. She is saying things like "I wish I was able to stay with you" and "Would you like to go somewhere else after this? I could just leave my car here and ride with you" and "You just pick a place you want to go." She basically said everything except "Please take me to your place and fuck me." But I did anyway, hehe
We walk into the pickup mansion, and of course she loves the place. Then she says "Where is your room?" and I lead her in, shut the door, push her down on the bed, and the rest as they say is history. This girl works out all the time with her skating so her body is amazing. I rocked that body for an hour. She had beautiful natural breasts that bounced up and down as I slapped up against her rock hard ass with her legs in the air
There are a few things that made this work. The biggest overall being my identity. I had introduced this girl to raw vegan foods in New York and she has been eating mostly raw ever since because she liked how it made her feel. So eating at a raw vegan restaurant with me and talking about food, and having the staff fawn over me was helpful. The owner has seen me come in with a ton of hot chics now and just shakes his head with a smile on his face each time he sees a new one. (I even number closed a waitress right in front of HBFigureSkater.)
Another big thing was not being a nice guy. I didn't accept that we weren't going to meet up per the original plans, and I wasn't going to adjust my schedule to meet up with her "later." But at the same time I was unreactive, like it would be cool if we met up but if she wasn't going to follow through I would just make other plans. So she stood up to her friend and came out with me
The other thing is that I was unreactive to all of the roadblocks her friend was throwing at us with the travel and directions. I didn't even mention it, but did drop in a comment about how close my place was. From there, turning on the kino and a bit of neck biting got her buying temp up and then getting her back to my place was no problem. After the intial bs, she couldn't have made it any easier
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
LR: A night at the Playboy Mansion
In a single word, the Playboy Mansion is fucking awesome.
There are so many hot girls and an open bar in a sexually charged environment. Upon arriving, I did a little walking around to explore the venue, walking past the different bars, around the grotto, and through the zoo
I only opened one set the whole night. The rest of them opened me.
As soon as I walked into the venue, this guy runs up and asks if I'm that guy from that band.
A bit later, this married couple asks me the same thing.
Girls are walking up to me and asking if they can get their picture taken with me. I totally want to be a celebrity. It would be so easy to get laid
There is a poker tournament and one of the blond female dealers is asking Drew, Joker, and I if we want to play. We decline. She says to us, I don't know if you guys are man enough to play. I say, "I have a vagina." She said something else challenging, and I replied again with something witty. But I forget. Then she says, "wow, you're a little bitch, aren't you."
Two girls open me for a photo. I am feisty with them, and one says "You must be on your period!" She asks me to hold her drink while she takes a photo. So I take her drink and set it down on a table. Then I tell her I put a roofie in it.
Back out in front, where they have the red carpet entrance, I walk by as I'm exploring.
There are so many hot girls and an open bar in a sexually charged environment. Upon arriving, I did a little walking around to explore the venue, walking past the different bars, around the grotto, and through the zoo
I only opened one set the whole night. The rest of them opened me.
As soon as I walked into the venue, this guy runs up and asks if I'm that guy from that band.
A bit later, this married couple asks me the same thing.
Girls are walking up to me and asking if they can get their picture taken with me. I totally want to be a celebrity. It would be so easy to get laid
There is a poker tournament and one of the blond female dealers is asking Drew, Joker, and I if we want to play. We decline. She says to us, I don't know if you guys are man enough to play. I say, "I have a vagina." She said something else challenging, and I replied again with something witty. But I forget. Then she says, "wow, you're a little bitch, aren't you."
Two girls open me for a photo. I am feisty with them, and one says "You must be on your period!" She asks me to hold her drink while she takes a photo. So I take her drink and set it down on a table. Then I tell her I put a roofie in it.
Back out in front, where they have the red carpet entrance, I walk by as I'm exploring.
A brunette poker dealer asks me to join the poker tournament, and the previously mentioned blond says something to the effect of "He is a little bitch and isn't going to play." Its all in good fun though. And I say, no, that's just because I'm not into blonds. And I put my arm around the brunette and she is like, "hello sweetie." We play together a bit, flirting, when a camera guy comes up and asks if they can get my photo. Of course. So I back turn the poker dealers and walk to the red carpet. The girl that asked me if I am on my period is there, and is standing next to me. And she muscles in on my pictures. So I grab her firmly at the back of the neck and hold her close.
HB: "Wow, I really like that grip."
Nomad: "Of course you do, baby. How about this one?" And then I slide my hand down and start grabbing her ass.
Then I pull her in a little closer, and start to kiss her. All while the cameras are flashing
Then this guy approaches and hands me these really cool bone and wood sunglasses, and asks if I would wear them in the photo. Sure. So I get a pair of these really cool glasses to take home with me. Afterwards, the girl I was just kissing asks me for an interview for her TV show. So I do. Then kiss her again. On camera
Then I roll back inside to the main party and meet up with Drew and Joker. 3 girls approach us and ask to get their pictures taken with us. Sure, but that will be $19.95. My target plays along and suggests she doesn't need to pay. Look, I really would like to give you a free one. But my manager won't allow it. I just can't budge on this, I'm sorry. So she asks if I take paypal, and then we do photos. Then her friend gets in on the photo also, and I have them kiss me on the cheek.
I'm holding my target at the waist and keeping her close to me, and I talk to all 3 girls and get to know them a bit. At least once, somebody else comes in and asks for a photo with me. I go back to my target and ask if she has seen the zoo. No. I describe some of the cool things there, and then lead her off to get a tour. I'm holding her hand and leading her around. We walk up to the spider monkey cage, and I kiss her. And she asks me, why do you want to kiss me, we don't even know each other. So I kiss her again. And then we are making out like crazy. Until her friends walk by and do that girl giggle thing that they do. So I walk off with her down another path and we make out some more. And after several attempts, I slide my finger inside her thong and start fingering her. She is a little resistant, but I get the hook going on her g-spot and we are making out and she is getting really into it. Then she decides we have to go back to her friends now
I walk with her through the front entrance and some people stop to get my picture, and we continue on back to her friends. My target has to go to the bathroom, and one of the friends disappears, so I chat with the 3rd friend and just try to be friendly. We have a good chat and my target comes back, and I suggest we go see the other part of the party (near the private area of the zoo.) We hang over there a bit, and then I see the cool birds at the zoo entrance (different than how we got there the first time) and I act all excited and start pulling her to the birds. She can't really fight it, and then we get to the birds and she is like, you weren't kidding, these are cool. Her friend arrives and starts talking about shit I don't want them talking about, so I go "Ooh, look at those emus!" And Oh, look at those flamingos. Eventually the friend leaves, and I want a closer look at the flamingos. So I pull the girl near the flamingos, start making out with her, and slide my hand inside her panties again. She is like, "Why do you keep doing that, you already know what is down there." But once again I hook on her g-spot and she is enjoying it. So much so that she orgasms. I had unzipped my pants and after a few tries, got her hand wrapped around my cock, but she just held it and didn't really do much with it.
She wants to go again, so I pull her back down the dark part of the zoo and she is like No, we can't go down there. But I lead her anyway, and then I have her against a tree and I'm fingering her again and now she is rubbing my cock, and I try to turn her around and bend her over and she says, "No, we definitely aren't having sex." I agree, and try anyway. But she is adamant. We go back to her friends.
At this point, I feel that one of the friends is also into me. She said a few things about how she was mad at me for hitting on her friend, which I interpreted to mean because she wanted me go for her. So for a minute I thought about pulling her into the zoo and going for it. She definitely had high buying temperature
Now my target is just following me around wherever I go, and holding my hand and we make out in front of everybody. The party is winding down, so we all get ready to hop back on the bus. I had scoped out logistics earlier. They are all staying in the same room at a hotel near the parking structure where the shuttle buses go, and were going to walk from there.
As we search for all the friends a guy is trying to pick up my target. He had apparantly talked to her earlier and creeped her out. She says to me, why is this guy still talking to me. So we back turn him. And make out. And he still keeps talking to her while we are lip locked. We walk about 10 steps away, and I climb on top of a chair to look around the crowd for our friends. And this guy has stepped in between us, with his back to me. I go grab her arm to pull her away, and he tries to elbow me and box me out. I grab his arm and turn him and say Its cool. And he grabs my arm hard and tries to kind of push me and says really aggressively, Oh its cool, huh!? I just say yeah man, its cool and turn away and walk off with her. What a douche
So we all hop on the bus, and I'm sitting with this girl next to me and we get to the parking garage. I lead her inside, down stairs, and into my car. And we drive off without her friends. I talked with Drew Joker and her friends and told them to get a taxi, so she assumes we are all going to the same place. We get to my house, and she asks where we are. I say it is my Chateau in the Alps. We go inside, and end up laying on my bed. She says this is bad, she can't be on a bed. And I start making out with her and fingering her, and then I try to lick her pussy. At this point, she is wearing all of her clothes, her shoes, and my jacket. She won't let me lick her pussy, so I make out with her more. And then try again. Still no dice. So repeat again, and now I'm eating her out and she is loving it. And she is still wearing her thong
I start looking for the condoms that I know are in my pants. But can't find them. I have to pull my left hand out of her pussy and put my right hand in so I can check different pockets. And then I realize they are in my jacket, which she is wearing. So I find the pocket, and take one out. And she cums all over my face. So I get up on my knees in front of her, put on a condom, and she is like No, we can't have sex. I agree. She says, why are you so confident that I want to have sex with you. And I just say, of course you do. And then I slide my cock inside her and she says you are so persuasive. It was really hot sex.
We had some great pillow talk afterwards where we were both laughing in stiches. And then she needs to go back to the hotel. So I put on another condom, and she is like what are you doing. But I slide my cock inside her again and we go for another round. This time, I flip her over and do her doggy and she orgasms again. I was slapping her ass and pulling her hair and she fucking loved it. Great sex
And then I drove her back to the hotel
A lot of things came together for me tonight. First, my presence was powerful and I was getting social proofed left and right. I was on fire with my teasing. I was leading. I pulled this girl all over the venue. She gave a ton of resistance again and again, but I was nonreactive and agreed with her and continued to escalate. I dealt with an aggressive guy trying to dominate me. I managed non-ideal logistics and got her back to my place. And it resulted in fucking a hot girl with great big titties.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday Night
Tonight was a good night. I had some really good sets, and I had a couple good milestones
First we went to a favorite bar on Cahuenga. The door guy calls Joker and I out by name as we roll in. There is one set and Drew goes in. I order a drink and just chill.
x. Then I go talk to two fat girls, since it is a warmup and there is nobody else to chat with.
Joker opened them with sausage fest, and they were kind of unresponsive. I joined in and chatted with both of them. One was obviously more engaged with me, so we repositioned so that we were next to each other. I did the cat routine on the first girl, and then Joker ran it on her also. Nice! Other than that, I don't think I ran any scripted stuff. We just talked a bit, and then I ejected by saying I have to get back to my friends (C>5)
x. I walk to the end of the bar and ask Joker and Drew if either of them have opened a cute girl at the bar. Nope. Horse Girl. She interrupts me and tells me that she is a fan of my music. Cool, the sexy stereotype works :) Cat Routine. She tells me where she works and we vibe about that a bit. I'm a fan. I do a few high 5's. Logistics... she is supposed to meet a friend here. He is from Australia. He doesn't have a phone, and is late. She lives in Korea town. OK, so she is a floater. She says she likes my jacket, and I tell a story about how I got it in NYC and the store owner loved me. She shares a similar story, but never been to NY. I suggest that if this thing works out we totally have to go there. She agrees. We also future project going to Belgium and Venice. We chat about how she grew up in a trailer park and about what she is pursuing for future career. I tell her, cool, you are white trash just like me. We talk about her growing up in Iowa with big colored hair and piercings. I tell her I'm impressed that she can do her own thing, and that she came to LA out of high school to find her own path. Total respect (and I meant it.) We hug. Then we kiss. Then we make out. Then I rub her pussy. I tell her that is all she gets. She says, are you usually this friendly with people you just met? Never. Well, only 7 times today. But never. I bite her on the neck and we make out some more. I say it looks like your friend isn't coming, so you are going to hang out with me tonight. Let's go to another bar and get a drink. So we roll out, arms around each other, and hop in a taxi. We are driving towards House 2 and she is doing some texting. I try to minimize this by taking her number. She asks if I have a nickname to save it as, and I tell her Brad Pitt. She doesn't want that one, so I say "The most interesting man in the world." She decides to save it as Hez Purdy Kul. Then her friend calls, and she says she has to take it. Crap. She says, sorry to cut this short, but I have to go meet my friends. I'll just get out here. And she does. "But you have my number so call me!" And we kiss again, and off she runs (k/#)
Lessons learned. The phone is not your friend. Keep her away from it. I would have fucked this girl for sure if I had kept the phone out of the equation. I think a large part of what made this work well was just identity. I ran little game, but had some good identity stories that pulled us together. I also did some nice work with foreshadowing some travel together and was able to convey a bit of "I understand your world"
I'm near House 2, so I get dropped off there and meet up with Traveler and Poker Face, and we roll back out to Cahuenga. Joker tells me about a set in the back that he opened that has a birthday girl
x. I walk into the back room with about 10 people and say loudly "Who is the birthday girl!?" She volunteers herself and I say it is my birthday too (only slighly inaccurate) and give her a hug. It is just her and another girl standing together. The birthday girl is a bit bitchy. She asks how old I am, and I say I am really old, like 73. She says, you look it! I smile and say thanks, I am so excited about the senior discount. How old are you? 21. Oh nice, congrats. So have you been drinking? Only slightly. Oh I see, so you are always like this. She says yeah, the edge doesn't really go away (So she knows she is being bitchy, cool)
The non-birthday girl challenges me:
CB: Are you with that Asian guy? From her tone, I know not to say yes.
Nomad: So I say, what do you mean, I have Asian friends. I used to live in Asia.
CB: OK, are you with the rocker Asian guy.
Nomad: Actually, I'm here by myself
CB: OK, cuz if you were we would have to shut you down right now. He was kind of an asshole
Weird. Cuz Joker is one of the coolest guys I know
Jake P comes into the set, and says hello. The friend is now like, I thought you came by yourself, and suddenly here is your friend. Ignore.
Now the birthday girl target says, Are you guys trying to be in a band, or are you just roadies. And she says it all snooty and condescending. I kind of back turn her, and then I say actually, I just sleep on my friends couches and steal their drugs and their girls. Its a hard job, but somebody has to do it. She claims her Dad is in the music business, so she knows.
I say listen, I used to date a girl kind of like you. She was kind of rude and bitchy to people that she met in bars, because dorks were always coming up and hitting on her. But you don't need to be that way to me. I understand. And then she kind of opened up, and told me her name. And told me that the friend was her boyfriend's sister, and that her boyfriend was sitting right there.
This is awesome. I took the bitchy girl, defused her (a bit) and got her to explain that I needed to be discrete. This may be the first time ever that I have defused a hot girls bitch shield
She was still a bit challenging, and asks if I am in a band and are we touring. But now we are engaging from a position of what seems like mutual understanding. Gabriel is in set now talking to the friend, and figures out that the birthday girl has been dating this guy for two years, etc, etc. We decide to leave (C>5)
x. I stop 2 girls on the street with high 5. You are awesome, high 5! The first girl says, how do you know, you don't even know me. OK, you aren't so awesome. But you are, high 5! And her friend high 5's me. The first girl would not let her guard down and was all about "you don't know us" over and over again. Seriously, you aren't cool. So I back turn her and let them walk away (B)
x. I stop a set on the street, just by looking at her like I know her. She says, Yeah, I think I know you too. The friends jump in, and I say that we went to elementary school together and I lost my virginity to her, and she plays along. But they are in route somewhere, and they run off. My elementary school friend yells after me that we'll see each other soon. (C<5)
x. We go into a bar. The door guy knows us and lets us in without bothering with that stupid ID thing that door guys do. I open a 2-set with sausage fest. One girl loves it, and starts laughing her ass off. We vibe a bit. I do smart tests. I pull in the friend, tell me if this girl is smart. I need to know. Smart/Hot/Rich. She loves it all. Her best quality is that she tells it straight. That's awesome, nobody likes to play games, I say. OK, tell me, what were you like in high school. A good girl. College? I got crazy. How old were you when you lost your virginity? She refused to answer, and kept saying how is that relevant, etc... Then it fell off a cliff. I backturned her for noncompliance, and the wasn't having any more of me. My read is this set could have easily been hours long and gone nowhere. Blow me or blow me out (C<5)
x. Back out on the street, I see this adorable girl walking towards me. Stop. Horse girl. It isn't her but she forgives me. Names. She has a great name since her parents were hippies. Are you smart? No, I don't think so. (OK, time to calibrate down.) I realize the positioning isn't super awesome right now. She is leaning against a wall and I am facing her, so I adjust to be 90 degrees. I tell her that she seems super sweet, and that I am going to adopt her as my new little sister and we are going to climb trees and have lemonade stands together. She asks how I know she is sweet, and I say I can feel it in her energy. She loves this answer, fortunately. I ask what she does for fun, and she says goes to bars and not drink. She doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs. I say me too! I even eat super clean. She says she is vegetarian and has cut out dairy. I tell her I am raw vegan, and about my 1 year old nephew and his dairy experiences, and about a fasting trip to Thailand, and more. She is really into it, and we talk about being positive and having positive energy. We hug. I tell her, you are super sweet I am going to kiss you. And then we make out for about 5 minutes. She has super soft lips and she is about 5 feet tall and maybe weighs 80 pounds. I would totally break this girl in half and I can feel myself getting rock hard in my pants. We stop, and she says I totally shouldn't have done that. I say, yeah, we totally shouldn't have done that. And then I kiss her again and we make out some more. Damn, I love those lips. And that body! Damn. Did I just say damn? Damn.
She says something again about how she shouldn't have done that. I say, you know, our society places all these restrictions on people and trys to make them feel guilty for going with what feels right in the moment. I say let's embrace the moment and be happy with our experiences. She says yeah, but what about if it hurts somebody else? I just say that it is impossible for anybody to be responsible for somebody elses happiness. She smiles, and tells me she hasn't smiled so much in so long. That is one of the best compliments I've received in a long time. Another example of Game bringing happiness to wonderful women everywhere.
So she tells me that she just (as in just) broke up with her ex. She is couch surfing at the moment, and her ex's parents pay her cell phone bill (She can't get texts, only voice.) I figure logistics are great. Nope, a phone call comes in and she has to go meet somebody (I think the ex)
Earlier in the set, when we were talking about raw veganism, we talked about some restaurants. I described some amazingly delicious bits of goodness, and told her that she and I are going to go check it out. Her schedule is fuzzy, so we make soft plans for "this week." Then we make out a bit more and then she goes off. I watch her walk away and think to myself how awesome it would be to rock that body. Damn. I could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shut down the meetup, so I just let her walk off. I wonder if I could have been more dominant here and made it happen. I find it unlikely that with some of what she is working through that she will meet up, but who knows... (k/#)
And that is all she wrote
- an almost SNL
- a great make out with some amazing lips
- defusing a bitch shield
- dealing with a super AMOG from one of Poker Face's sets (too tired to write about it now)
First we went to a favorite bar on Cahuenga. The door guy calls Joker and I out by name as we roll in. There is one set and Drew goes in. I order a drink and just chill.
x. Then I go talk to two fat girls, since it is a warmup and there is nobody else to chat with.
Joker opened them with sausage fest, and they were kind of unresponsive. I joined in and chatted with both of them. One was obviously more engaged with me, so we repositioned so that we were next to each other. I did the cat routine on the first girl, and then Joker ran it on her also. Nice! Other than that, I don't think I ran any scripted stuff. We just talked a bit, and then I ejected by saying I have to get back to my friends (C>5)
x. I walk to the end of the bar and ask Joker and Drew if either of them have opened a cute girl at the bar. Nope. Horse Girl. She interrupts me and tells me that she is a fan of my music. Cool, the sexy stereotype works :) Cat Routine. She tells me where she works and we vibe about that a bit. I'm a fan. I do a few high 5's. Logistics... she is supposed to meet a friend here. He is from Australia. He doesn't have a phone, and is late. She lives in Korea town. OK, so she is a floater. She says she likes my jacket, and I tell a story about how I got it in NYC and the store owner loved me. She shares a similar story, but never been to NY. I suggest that if this thing works out we totally have to go there. She agrees. We also future project going to Belgium and Venice. We chat about how she grew up in a trailer park and about what she is pursuing for future career. I tell her, cool, you are white trash just like me. We talk about her growing up in Iowa with big colored hair and piercings. I tell her I'm impressed that she can do her own thing, and that she came to LA out of high school to find her own path. Total respect (and I meant it.) We hug. Then we kiss. Then we make out. Then I rub her pussy. I tell her that is all she gets. She says, are you usually this friendly with people you just met? Never. Well, only 7 times today. But never. I bite her on the neck and we make out some more. I say it looks like your friend isn't coming, so you are going to hang out with me tonight. Let's go to another bar and get a drink. So we roll out, arms around each other, and hop in a taxi. We are driving towards House 2 and she is doing some texting. I try to minimize this by taking her number. She asks if I have a nickname to save it as, and I tell her Brad Pitt. She doesn't want that one, so I say "The most interesting man in the world." She decides to save it as Hez Purdy Kul. Then her friend calls, and she says she has to take it. Crap. She says, sorry to cut this short, but I have to go meet my friends. I'll just get out here. And she does. "But you have my number so call me!" And we kiss again, and off she runs (k/#)
Lessons learned. The phone is not your friend. Keep her away from it. I would have fucked this girl for sure if I had kept the phone out of the equation. I think a large part of what made this work well was just identity. I ran little game, but had some good identity stories that pulled us together. I also did some nice work with foreshadowing some travel together and was able to convey a bit of "I understand your world"
I'm near House 2, so I get dropped off there and meet up with Traveler and Poker Face, and we roll back out to Cahuenga. Joker tells me about a set in the back that he opened that has a birthday girl
x. I walk into the back room with about 10 people and say loudly "Who is the birthday girl!?" She volunteers herself and I say it is my birthday too (only slighly inaccurate) and give her a hug. It is just her and another girl standing together. The birthday girl is a bit bitchy. She asks how old I am, and I say I am really old, like 73. She says, you look it! I smile and say thanks, I am so excited about the senior discount. How old are you? 21. Oh nice, congrats. So have you been drinking? Only slightly. Oh I see, so you are always like this. She says yeah, the edge doesn't really go away (So she knows she is being bitchy, cool)
The non-birthday girl challenges me:
CB: Are you with that Asian guy? From her tone, I know not to say yes.
Nomad: So I say, what do you mean, I have Asian friends. I used to live in Asia.
CB: OK, are you with the rocker Asian guy.
Nomad: Actually, I'm here by myself
CB: OK, cuz if you were we would have to shut you down right now. He was kind of an asshole
Weird. Cuz Joker is one of the coolest guys I know
Jake P comes into the set, and says hello. The friend is now like, I thought you came by yourself, and suddenly here is your friend. Ignore.
Now the birthday girl target says, Are you guys trying to be in a band, or are you just roadies. And she says it all snooty and condescending. I kind of back turn her, and then I say actually, I just sleep on my friends couches and steal their drugs and their girls. Its a hard job, but somebody has to do it. She claims her Dad is in the music business, so she knows.
I say listen, I used to date a girl kind of like you. She was kind of rude and bitchy to people that she met in bars, because dorks were always coming up and hitting on her. But you don't need to be that way to me. I understand. And then she kind of opened up, and told me her name. And told me that the friend was her boyfriend's sister, and that her boyfriend was sitting right there.
This is awesome. I took the bitchy girl, defused her (a bit) and got her to explain that I needed to be discrete. This may be the first time ever that I have defused a hot girls bitch shield
She was still a bit challenging, and asks if I am in a band and are we touring. But now we are engaging from a position of what seems like mutual understanding. Gabriel is in set now talking to the friend, and figures out that the birthday girl has been dating this guy for two years, etc, etc. We decide to leave (C>5)
x. I stop 2 girls on the street with high 5. You are awesome, high 5! The first girl says, how do you know, you don't even know me. OK, you aren't so awesome. But you are, high 5! And her friend high 5's me. The first girl would not let her guard down and was all about "you don't know us" over and over again. Seriously, you aren't cool. So I back turn her and let them walk away (B)
x. I stop a set on the street, just by looking at her like I know her. She says, Yeah, I think I know you too. The friends jump in, and I say that we went to elementary school together and I lost my virginity to her, and she plays along. But they are in route somewhere, and they run off. My elementary school friend yells after me that we'll see each other soon. (C<5)
x. We go into a bar. The door guy knows us and lets us in without bothering with that stupid ID thing that door guys do. I open a 2-set with sausage fest. One girl loves it, and starts laughing her ass off. We vibe a bit. I do smart tests. I pull in the friend, tell me if this girl is smart. I need to know. Smart/Hot/Rich. She loves it all. Her best quality is that she tells it straight. That's awesome, nobody likes to play games, I say. OK, tell me, what were you like in high school. A good girl. College? I got crazy. How old were you when you lost your virginity? She refused to answer, and kept saying how is that relevant, etc... Then it fell off a cliff. I backturned her for noncompliance, and the wasn't having any more of me. My read is this set could have easily been hours long and gone nowhere. Blow me or blow me out (C<5)
x. Back out on the street, I see this adorable girl walking towards me. Stop. Horse girl. It isn't her but she forgives me. Names. She has a great name since her parents were hippies. Are you smart? No, I don't think so. (OK, time to calibrate down.) I realize the positioning isn't super awesome right now. She is leaning against a wall and I am facing her, so I adjust to be 90 degrees. I tell her that she seems super sweet, and that I am going to adopt her as my new little sister and we are going to climb trees and have lemonade stands together. She asks how I know she is sweet, and I say I can feel it in her energy. She loves this answer, fortunately. I ask what she does for fun, and she says goes to bars and not drink. She doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs. I say me too! I even eat super clean. She says she is vegetarian and has cut out dairy. I tell her I am raw vegan, and about my 1 year old nephew and his dairy experiences, and about a fasting trip to Thailand, and more. She is really into it, and we talk about being positive and having positive energy. We hug. I tell her, you are super sweet I am going to kiss you. And then we make out for about 5 minutes. She has super soft lips and she is about 5 feet tall and maybe weighs 80 pounds. I would totally break this girl in half and I can feel myself getting rock hard in my pants. We stop, and she says I totally shouldn't have done that. I say, yeah, we totally shouldn't have done that. And then I kiss her again and we make out some more. Damn, I love those lips. And that body! Damn. Did I just say damn? Damn.
She says something again about how she shouldn't have done that. I say, you know, our society places all these restrictions on people and trys to make them feel guilty for going with what feels right in the moment. I say let's embrace the moment and be happy with our experiences. She says yeah, but what about if it hurts somebody else? I just say that it is impossible for anybody to be responsible for somebody elses happiness. She smiles, and tells me she hasn't smiled so much in so long. That is one of the best compliments I've received in a long time. Another example of Game bringing happiness to wonderful women everywhere.
So she tells me that she just (as in just) broke up with her ex. She is couch surfing at the moment, and her ex's parents pay her cell phone bill (She can't get texts, only voice.) I figure logistics are great. Nope, a phone call comes in and she has to go meet somebody (I think the ex)
Earlier in the set, when we were talking about raw veganism, we talked about some restaurants. I described some amazingly delicious bits of goodness, and told her that she and I are going to go check it out. Her schedule is fuzzy, so we make soft plans for "this week." Then we make out a bit more and then she goes off. I watch her walk away and think to myself how awesome it would be to rock that body. Damn. I could tell that I wasn't going to be able to shut down the meetup, so I just let her walk off. I wonder if I could have been more dominant here and made it happen. I find it unlikely that with some of what she is working through that she will meet up, but who knows... (k/#)
And that is all she wrote
- an almost SNL
- a great make out with some amazing lips
- defusing a bitch shield
- dealing with a super AMOG from one of Poker Face's sets (too tired to write about it now)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday night
I went out to meet Driver and Poker Face. I was late in getting out, and realized that my balls were covered with pussy juice, so I just washed them in the sink and ran out the door
I spent a good hour talking with Driver about my history while some guy kept trying to talk to me about random shit. I told him dude, I'm trying to have an important conversation. Give me 5 minutes of peace here. He is like, OK cool, I'll wait. Weird
The venue has a lot of girls I've opened before and I don't open any of them again. A few girls come up and talk to me, but none of them are hot
Poker Face opened a girl with Horse Girl earlier in the night, and she didn't like it. She later comes up to Driver and me and is kind of angry. "Are you telling your friend to say random shit to girls and laughing at him. That's not cool." So she gives us a walk through of her reaction to horse girl. I keep busting her frame and asking if she was teased as a kid. Eventually she talks about her huge tits and how the only teasing she got was people trying to throw things down her shirt. Then she walks off
50. I did one set tonight. Walking outside, there is a circle of 5 girls. I hear one of them say one of the girls is looking for some cock. I walk into the circle, and say "Sorry ladies, there is none of that around here." They laugh. I introduce myself to them and one of the girls is kind of bitchy right from the start. Poker Face comes in, tries to pick up one of the girls, and she donkey kicks him in the nuts. Ouch. I try to direct the set, and say "Use your words, not your hands", treating her like a preschool kid. The bitchy girl gets even bitchier and starts mouthing off.
My initial reaction is fuck this. This is not the right reaction. It turns into bitchy girl just saying go away.
I think I should have defused this and been more of a leader, but honestly I'm not really sure the best way to handle it. Any ideas? What is the best way to defuse bitchy girls?
I spent a good hour talking with Driver about my history while some guy kept trying to talk to me about random shit. I told him dude, I'm trying to have an important conversation. Give me 5 minutes of peace here. He is like, OK cool, I'll wait. Weird
The venue has a lot of girls I've opened before and I don't open any of them again. A few girls come up and talk to me, but none of them are hot
Poker Face opened a girl with Horse Girl earlier in the night, and she didn't like it. She later comes up to Driver and me and is kind of angry. "Are you telling your friend to say random shit to girls and laughing at him. That's not cool." So she gives us a walk through of her reaction to horse girl. I keep busting her frame and asking if she was teased as a kid. Eventually she talks about her huge tits and how the only teasing she got was people trying to throw things down her shirt. Then she walks off
50. I did one set tonight. Walking outside, there is a circle of 5 girls. I hear one of them say one of the girls is looking for some cock. I walk into the circle, and say "Sorry ladies, there is none of that around here." They laugh. I introduce myself to them and one of the girls is kind of bitchy right from the start. Poker Face comes in, tries to pick up one of the girls, and she donkey kicks him in the nuts. Ouch. I try to direct the set, and say "Use your words, not your hands", treating her like a preschool kid. The bitchy girl gets even bitchier and starts mouthing off.
My initial reaction is fuck this. This is not the right reaction. It turns into bitchy girl just saying go away.
I think I should have defused this and been more of a leader, but honestly I'm not really sure the best way to handle it. Any ideas? What is the best way to defuse bitchy girls?
Monday, July 20, 2009
LR HB_B&N
I met this girl at Barnes & Noble two days ago (set 41), and we lined up a Day 2 for today via text. She has a little bit of a Drew Barrymore look, but with piercings and tattoos
She is supposed to swing by my place and then we'll roll out for an adventure date from there. That didn't work out because of some car coordination issues with her family, so I roll with the punches and go to pick her up at her place. She is outside when I arrive and off we go
First, I tell her I forgot something at my place and bring her by, give her a tour, push her into the LoveSac, and then head out
There is a place I love that has great raw vegan mylkshakes. The chocolate ones are fantastic, just ask Jake P. So we have chocolate shakes, and I'm tight with the waitress so she hugs me when we arrive and places our order ahead of everybody elses. It is nice to have friends. All of the outdoor seating is setup where we would sit across from each other, which happened for about 15 seconds, until I walked around, picked her chair up (with her still on it) and set it down next to me.
The whole drive to and from, and partly during the mylkshake ingestion, she drops in bits and pieces about her being bisexual since she was 12, how she has had sex with girls including 3-somes (3 girls), but that she has never met a girl she would like a relationship with. She talked a little bit about a girl that she is seeing now on and off, but they haven't had sex yet because neither one of them is leading and making it happen. We talk a little about how a man would have just owned it and fucked her already. She agrees. She also told a story about a guy she works with who was fucking a girl that pissed on him and freaked him out. She also told me about how her sister won't masturbate because she thinks its gross, but she'll stick 4 fingers up her boyfriends ass. Clearly, she is comfortable with sexual topics. The whole time she is using words like hook-up, as opposed to the word relationship.
We drive back towards my place and I stop off at a park in Beverly Hills to show her some sculptures that I love, and this really cool ficus tree, and then we make out. My mother recently asked me if I was gay (ha!) and I told her this story. As we walked back to my car she said she could let me Mom know that she is convinced I'm pure hetero. :)
Without making any reasons why, I just go back to my place. I ask her what her favorite movie is, put in in the dvd player on the TV in my room and start escalating. There is zero LMR. We fucked, drank some water, and watched some of the movie. Then I went down on her and made her cum like crazy, and then bent her over and talked dirty to her while I fucked her really hard. Later she said her kidneys hurt :)
I just dropped her off. This could be the start of something good. I need to setup a threesome with this girl
She is supposed to swing by my place and then we'll roll out for an adventure date from there. That didn't work out because of some car coordination issues with her family, so I roll with the punches and go to pick her up at her place. She is outside when I arrive and off we go
First, I tell her I forgot something at my place and bring her by, give her a tour, push her into the LoveSac, and then head out
There is a place I love that has great raw vegan mylkshakes. The chocolate ones are fantastic, just ask Jake P. So we have chocolate shakes, and I'm tight with the waitress so she hugs me when we arrive and places our order ahead of everybody elses. It is nice to have friends. All of the outdoor seating is setup where we would sit across from each other, which happened for about 15 seconds, until I walked around, picked her chair up (with her still on it) and set it down next to me.
The whole drive to and from, and partly during the mylkshake ingestion, she drops in bits and pieces about her being bisexual since she was 12, how she has had sex with girls including 3-somes (3 girls), but that she has never met a girl she would like a relationship with. She talked a little bit about a girl that she is seeing now on and off, but they haven't had sex yet because neither one of them is leading and making it happen. We talk a little about how a man would have just owned it and fucked her already. She agrees. She also told a story about a guy she works with who was fucking a girl that pissed on him and freaked him out. She also told me about how her sister won't masturbate because she thinks its gross, but she'll stick 4 fingers up her boyfriends ass. Clearly, she is comfortable with sexual topics. The whole time she is using words like hook-up, as opposed to the word relationship.
We drive back towards my place and I stop off at a park in Beverly Hills to show her some sculptures that I love, and this really cool ficus tree, and then we make out. My mother recently asked me if I was gay (ha!) and I told her this story. As we walked back to my car she said she could let me Mom know that she is convinced I'm pure hetero. :)
Without making any reasons why, I just go back to my place. I ask her what her favorite movie is, put in in the dvd player on the TV in my room and start escalating. There is zero LMR. We fucked, drank some water, and watched some of the movie. Then I went down on her and made her cum like crazy, and then bent her over and talked dirty to her while I fucked her really hard. Later she said her kidneys hurt :)
I just dropped her off. This could be the start of something good. I need to setup a threesome with this girl
Sunday night approaches
Went to Crown Bar with the promoters. Met the door guy for future reference
We arrived early and there was an open vodka bar. So true to my non-toxic life style, I had two vodka sodas with fresh lime. Yummy. I was definitely buzzed.
I winged Dylan Mackay on a couple sets that went really well. Dylan is back in action and is definitely knocking shit out of the park.
44. Walked into Dylan's set with 3 girls at the bar. Dylan introduces me as a rock star. I start chatting to the girl that appeared to be getting the least attention from Dylan and we split the set in two. This chic has a stripper name and she talks about how she is lesbian and dates strippers. So I share a story about how I recently had sex with a fetish model in a piercing chair at a piercing studio, and it was captured on the security camera. And how we watched that tape while having sex again. She thought that was pretty hot, and is telling me strip clubs to go to in Sacramento. I tell her I don't go to strip clubs because I don't need to pay for girls, but tell a story about a really nasty strip club in Austin Texas that I went to with coworkers once. I didn't even want to sit on the furniture, that's how nasty it was. We start talking about vaginas, and I do secret spots for her. She tells Dylan that I taught her things she didn't now, and Dylan said, "Yeah, that guy knows his shit!" Nice! She has to go to the bathroom, but we kiss before she goes and I slap her ass. She comes back and grabs my ass, and I slap her ass. They are leaving, so I get the # and we make out for a couple minutes. (# / k)
45. Dylan is in another set, a seated 6 set. I go in, and one of the girls immediately says "Can I get my picture with you?!" Can you say presence? So I pick her up in my arms because she weighs like 80 pounds for picture 1, and then flip her up side down and act like I'm licking her pussy for picture 2. Then I sit down in the middle of 4 of the girls. The girl in the photos is married and is Thai. We vibed on some of my Thailand travels. The other girls all introduce themselves and we chat for a long time. Dylan takes off, and none of these girls are being very responsive to sexual innuendo. I tell them I'm going to go help some of my friends meet girls and I'll be back later. (C>5) I did come back later, and they tell me they noticed me with a couple of hoes, with big smiles on their faces and high fives. Odd
46. There is a patio area, and there are two cute girls standing near the door. Horse Girl. It isn't her. We chat for a couple minutes, but it feels off and the girls wander off (C<5)
47. A girl is leaning against the bar with her arms crossed. I cross my arms too and try to look really bored. I open her with Quality Control.
48. A girl is walking by, and I open her with Sex Last Week. She loves it, but it doesn't hook. I try to physically hold her in place but she walks off (B)
49. I open the hottest girl I see in the bar with Sex Last Week. She yells, we did not have sex, and then walks off. 10 seconds later, she grabs the back of my head and pushes me. Haha (B)
We arrived early and there was an open vodka bar. So true to my non-toxic life style, I had two vodka sodas with fresh lime. Yummy. I was definitely buzzed.
I winged Dylan Mackay on a couple sets that went really well. Dylan is back in action and is definitely knocking shit out of the park.
44. Walked into Dylan's set with 3 girls at the bar. Dylan introduces me as a rock star. I start chatting to the girl that appeared to be getting the least attention from Dylan and we split the set in two. This chic has a stripper name and she talks about how she is lesbian and dates strippers. So I share a story about how I recently had sex with a fetish model in a piercing chair at a piercing studio, and it was captured on the security camera. And how we watched that tape while having sex again. She thought that was pretty hot, and is telling me strip clubs to go to in Sacramento. I tell her I don't go to strip clubs because I don't need to pay for girls, but tell a story about a really nasty strip club in Austin Texas that I went to with coworkers once. I didn't even want to sit on the furniture, that's how nasty it was. We start talking about vaginas, and I do secret spots for her. She tells Dylan that I taught her things she didn't now, and Dylan said, "Yeah, that guy knows his shit!" Nice! She has to go to the bathroom, but we kiss before she goes and I slap her ass. She comes back and grabs my ass, and I slap her ass. They are leaving, so I get the # and we make out for a couple minutes. (# / k)
45. Dylan is in another set, a seated 6 set. I go in, and one of the girls immediately says "Can I get my picture with you?!" Can you say presence? So I pick her up in my arms because she weighs like 80 pounds for picture 1, and then flip her up side down and act like I'm licking her pussy for picture 2. Then I sit down in the middle of 4 of the girls. The girl in the photos is married and is Thai. We vibed on some of my Thailand travels. The other girls all introduce themselves and we chat for a long time. Dylan takes off, and none of these girls are being very responsive to sexual innuendo. I tell them I'm going to go help some of my friends meet girls and I'll be back later. (C>5) I did come back later, and they tell me they noticed me with a couple of hoes, with big smiles on their faces and high fives. Odd
46. There is a patio area, and there are two cute girls standing near the door. Horse Girl. It isn't her. We chat for a couple minutes, but it feels off and the girls wander off (C<5)
47. A girl is leaning against the bar with her arms crossed. I cross my arms too and try to look really bored. I open her with Quality Control.
48. A girl is walking by, and I open her with Sex Last Week. She loves it, but it doesn't hook. I try to physically hold her in place but she walks off (B)
49. I open the hottest girl I see in the bar with Sex Last Week. She yells, we did not have sex, and then walks off. 10 seconds later, she grabs the back of my head and pushes me. Haha (B)
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Saturday day game
After sleeping in and lounging around, basking in laziness, I met up with Poker Face for some day game. I had never been to the Hollywood / Highland Mall, so we started there.
40. Young girl standing by herself. Hi, how many shoes do you own? She looked a little confused, and then says "I... French..." and looks a little scared. Then some young kid comes up to her and starts speaking french and pointing inside a store, and she goes off with him. (B)
There isn't much else around the mall, as it is mostly really young kids, so we head off to the Grove
41. Inside B&N, there is a cute young girl checking out magazines. She is continually hanging out near us, which is a sure IOI, so I go in. Horse Girl. She plays along spectacularly, and we hug our forgiveness. It isn't her, since she is from Texas, but she is happy to forgive anyway. I ask if she says Reckon. Nope, but she says y'all a lot. And willy nilly. She has a tattoo, and we talk about that a bit, as far as the symbolism in it, which reveals her age. 22. She asks how old I am. I'm really old, 35. And I'm dirty. I loved her response... somehow, when you are a cute young girl, it is more acceptable to be dirty. Nice. I tell her maybe we can hang out then. She used to be shy, but got a street promotion job for a few months and that helped her work through it. I share a story about a speech I gave in high school, and she grabs the story and runs with it. Essentially, people in the audience didn't know if I was nude or not as I was standing behind a podium. She suggested maybe I was wearing a banana thong. I go into the story about eating mushrooms off cow poo, and she knows people that do just that, so we share stories. A bunch of her friends back in Texas became big druggies after she moved away. I start to scope logistics... she is here with her Mom, and they are going to go do some things together. The Mom eventually comes over and says hello. She is a pin-up model / fetish model. I almost opened her earlier :) We exchange numbers (#) This girl was witty and fun, I hope this works out
42. A girl with pink hair is sitting next to a woman who is wearing a pink shirt. I just stand next to her and bump her, so she notices me with my pink hair. We vibe just based on that. We talk about what they are doing at the mall, how this is her mom, where my family lives. They are going to go to a movie, and they leave to do that. I let them go without asking for the number, which was a bit silly of me, yeah? (C>5)
43. 3 girls standing around. Hey, do you like horses? She really does, she grew up riding horses. She will forgive me though. A guy comes into the group, and they are going to a movie. The horse girl says, well, it was nice to meet you. I like that comment. It cracks me up. I roll out (C<5)
I was also supposed to go out Saturday night, but I pretty much passed out from running around in the sun for a few hours. 10 hours of sleep later and I feel like sleeping with half of LA. The female half
40. Young girl standing by herself. Hi, how many shoes do you own? She looked a little confused, and then says "I... French..." and looks a little scared. Then some young kid comes up to her and starts speaking french and pointing inside a store, and she goes off with him. (B)
There isn't much else around the mall, as it is mostly really young kids, so we head off to the Grove
41. Inside B&N, there is a cute young girl checking out magazines. She is continually hanging out near us, which is a sure IOI, so I go in. Horse Girl. She plays along spectacularly, and we hug our forgiveness. It isn't her, since she is from Texas, but she is happy to forgive anyway. I ask if she says Reckon. Nope, but she says y'all a lot. And willy nilly. She has a tattoo, and we talk about that a bit, as far as the symbolism in it, which reveals her age. 22. She asks how old I am. I'm really old, 35. And I'm dirty. I loved her response... somehow, when you are a cute young girl, it is more acceptable to be dirty. Nice. I tell her maybe we can hang out then. She used to be shy, but got a street promotion job for a few months and that helped her work through it. I share a story about a speech I gave in high school, and she grabs the story and runs with it. Essentially, people in the audience didn't know if I was nude or not as I was standing behind a podium. She suggested maybe I was wearing a banana thong. I go into the story about eating mushrooms off cow poo, and she knows people that do just that, so we share stories. A bunch of her friends back in Texas became big druggies after she moved away. I start to scope logistics... she is here with her Mom, and they are going to go do some things together. The Mom eventually comes over and says hello. She is a pin-up model / fetish model. I almost opened her earlier :) We exchange numbers (#) This girl was witty and fun, I hope this works out
42. A girl with pink hair is sitting next to a woman who is wearing a pink shirt. I just stand next to her and bump her, so she notices me with my pink hair. We vibe just based on that. We talk about what they are doing at the mall, how this is her mom, where my family lives. They are going to go to a movie, and they leave to do that. I let them go without asking for the number, which was a bit silly of me, yeah? (C>5)
43. 3 girls standing around. Hey, do you like horses? She really does, she grew up riding horses. She will forgive me though. A guy comes into the group, and they are going to a movie. The horse girl says, well, it was nice to meet you. I like that comment. It cracks me up. I roll out (C<5)
I was also supposed to go out Saturday night, but I pretty much passed out from running around in the sun for a few hours. 10 hours of sleep later and I feel like sleeping with half of LA. The female half
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