A girl that I had in the rotation many months ago blew me off completely after I moved to LA, although she lives 45 minutes away. She is really flighty, and gets weird ideas in her head, and flips between happy / angry by the day. High maintenance... I texted her a few times and she said something like "Please take me off your distribution list." I emailed a month or so later, and she said "Why do you email me?! I don't want to be bothered"
Her loss right? So I replied with something like this:
"Because we have really hot sex together, and from the tone of your email, it sounds like you need it"
A couple months go by, and I get an email from her:
Subject: You
Body: Are so right... What are you doing this weekend...
A few days later, she swings by my place and true to my prediction, we had really hot sex together
Later that night after hanging out with Poker Face and Driver, we were all a little tipsy and were singing some songs on the guitar, and I suggested to Driver that we go for a devils 3-way, half jokingly as I had already had a bit too much to drink. We didn't even do anything, but she felt something was off and now claims to be traumatized. Ah well, good times
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Weekend with HBNewZealand
I spent the weekend with Set 91 from Month 3 in the Mansion (Day Game)
She sent me a text a few days after meeting her, saying Who is this anyway? I called. We spoke on the phone a couple times after that, but she was in New Zealand and then in Arizona. My Memorial Day weekend plans fell apart and this girl invites me to Arizona to hang out for the weekend doing some mountain biking and pool time. I tell her if she gets me a bike, I'll come. I give her a couple more hurdles and she jumps them, so I book some tickets
We text a little bit, and I turn things slightly sexual. She tells me that she expects a gentlemen, no less! I respond by saying that with an attitude like that, clearly she isn't getting spanked enough
So I arrive at the airport, and she shows up in the worlds shortest dress. Her ass hangs out of it whenever she leans forward slightly. I hug her, and kino her in the car. She pulls away a couple times, but I keep it up. We get a couple bottles of wine and some food, and then stop by a bike rental place
They are "closed" but I see the guys that work there out back. They closed 10 minutes ago and are drinking beer, and I vibe with them and bribe them with beer to rent me a bike now. They even give me a discount :) To her, this was incredibly impressive, how I controlled the situation, led the guys, and got what I needed and left them happy
We get to her place in the middle of nowhere. I am kino'ing, and she is pulling away. We start drinking wine, and I'm playing guitar and we are singing. She is getting a little drunk, and I keep escalating, and she keeps stopping me. At one point, I rubbed my hands across the outside of her panties, and she gets up and says "Oh God, I am so turned off right now!" But I keep pushing, and the next thing you know, I am licking her clit while she is sucking on my balls, and then we fuck on a big LoveSac, and finish up in her bed. I wake up a few hours later, and start fingering her and we go again. The next morning, she acts like she didn't remember anything that happened the night before. So I pretend that I didn't remember either
I continued to escalate the next day in an effort for another round, but she is not receptive, pretty much like the day before. I am thinking to myself that this is total BS, but I make the best of it. This girl clearly has some sexual hang ups. But, she was probably the hottest girl I have ever had sex with... this girls legs are amazing!
This week, I had sex with 3 girls and fingered a 4th. A year ago, something like this was beyond my imagination. I love my life! :D
She sent me a text a few days after meeting her, saying Who is this anyway? I called. We spoke on the phone a couple times after that, but she was in New Zealand and then in Arizona. My Memorial Day weekend plans fell apart and this girl invites me to Arizona to hang out for the weekend doing some mountain biking and pool time. I tell her if she gets me a bike, I'll come. I give her a couple more hurdles and she jumps them, so I book some tickets
We text a little bit, and I turn things slightly sexual. She tells me that she expects a gentlemen, no less! I respond by saying that with an attitude like that, clearly she isn't getting spanked enough
So I arrive at the airport, and she shows up in the worlds shortest dress. Her ass hangs out of it whenever she leans forward slightly. I hug her, and kino her in the car. She pulls away a couple times, but I keep it up. We get a couple bottles of wine and some food, and then stop by a bike rental place
They are "closed" but I see the guys that work there out back. They closed 10 minutes ago and are drinking beer, and I vibe with them and bribe them with beer to rent me a bike now. They even give me a discount :) To her, this was incredibly impressive, how I controlled the situation, led the guys, and got what I needed and left them happy
We get to her place in the middle of nowhere. I am kino'ing, and she is pulling away. We start drinking wine, and I'm playing guitar and we are singing. She is getting a little drunk, and I keep escalating, and she keeps stopping me. At one point, I rubbed my hands across the outside of her panties, and she gets up and says "Oh God, I am so turned off right now!" But I keep pushing, and the next thing you know, I am licking her clit while she is sucking on my balls, and then we fuck on a big LoveSac, and finish up in her bed. I wake up a few hours later, and start fingering her and we go again. The next morning, she acts like she didn't remember anything that happened the night before. So I pretend that I didn't remember either
I continued to escalate the next day in an effort for another round, but she is not receptive, pretty much like the day before. I am thinking to myself that this is total BS, but I make the best of it. This girl clearly has some sexual hang ups. But, she was probably the hottest girl I have ever had sex with... this girls legs are amazing!
This week, I had sex with 3 girls and fingered a 4th. A year ago, something like this was beyond my imagination. I love my life! :D
Friday, May 22, 2009
Day 3 with HBAirport
Day 3 with HBAirport
The previous day, I met up with HBAirport and we did a little kissing and she sucked on my fingers a bit. Then she felt like it was going too far, and along with a real time constraint, she left. I was thinking it may be the last time we interacted, due to her internal conflicts about her relationship
But… we texted a bit through the rest of the day, spoke on the phone, and then at 2:30 am she called me and said she had been thinking about me nonstop and would like to meet when she got off work at in the evening the next day. I reluctantly agreed, and told her she needed to wear a skirt and a specific pair of underwear. She agreed, saying that her panties would be wet with anticipation by the time we met up
During the day she sent me a couple texts… she was shopping for stockings she had to wear at work when she wore a skirt… She parked in a specific location that meant she could be available 30 minutes earlier than originally discussed… that she hates wearing skirts and heels and she did it all for me. She is certainly committed
So I meet her at the airport, and she won't ride with me in my car and requires that she drive separately and just follows me. I talk about how this complicates things but she is steadfast so I agree, teasing her about it. We arrive at our destination, which is a surprise… a building that I have rooftop access too that is guaranteed to have a great view and privacy. I give her a jacket, since it will be a little cold. We walk to the building, and I walk with my arm around her and pull on her hair, and I can tell by the look in her eyes that she loves it. When I waive my access card to unlock the door to go into the building, she hesitates… but I just keep walking and she follows.
On the roof, I walk over to the corner with the best view, point her in the direction of the best view and get close behind her, our bodies touching, and start pointing to all of the sites and explaining where we are. She agrees it is a beautiful night skyline. Then I start kissing her ear… she moans. I start biting her neck. She collapses backwards into me, holding me. I slide my hand up the back of her skirt and start tickling her pussy through her stockings. She is into it… and then pulls away.
I talk about the night sky, we look at some more stuff, and then I kiss her. We start making out pretty heavily, and I slide my hand up the front of her skirt. Whenever I go to get inside her stockings, she pulls my hand away. Then I touch my cock and put my finger in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I tell her I want to taste her, and she says no… and then puts her hand down her pants, gets it wet, and puts it in my mouth.
I sit her down on a bench, and kneel in front of her, and she wraps her legs around me. I'm rubbing her pussy and unzip my pants and pull my cock out. I get some pre-cum on my finger, and put it in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I start to kiss her pussy through her stockings, and test to see if I can get a hole in them, but they are too strong. But I get my hand inside and start fingering her. She is moaning like crazy and we start to kiss, and she is sucking on my tongue. This is going on for about 5 minutes, and now my pants are open with my cock in my hand… and just before I start to get up to put it in front of her mouth, she jumps backwards and starts crying, and says take me home
Well… what can you do? I pack things up and we start to leave. I touch her once as we are talking and she jumps away and says "Don't touch me" and says some angry things towards me, basically saying "I was about to do something that I know I can't do." But then as we are walking back to where we parked, we have a good long hug, probably a good-bye hug. She says something to herself about it being over and she needs to get that in to her head. I help her get away from the crazy homeless people in the area and into her car and on the road back home. So long
My fingers smell nice
The previous day, I met up with HBAirport and we did a little kissing and she sucked on my fingers a bit. Then she felt like it was going too far, and along with a real time constraint, she left. I was thinking it may be the last time we interacted, due to her internal conflicts about her relationship
But… we texted a bit through the rest of the day, spoke on the phone, and then at 2:30 am she called me and said she had been thinking about me nonstop and would like to meet when she got off work at in the evening the next day. I reluctantly agreed, and told her she needed to wear a skirt and a specific pair of underwear. She agreed, saying that her panties would be wet with anticipation by the time we met up
During the day she sent me a couple texts… she was shopping for stockings she had to wear at work when she wore a skirt… She parked in a specific location that meant she could be available 30 minutes earlier than originally discussed… that she hates wearing skirts and heels and she did it all for me. She is certainly committed
So I meet her at the airport, and she won't ride with me in my car and requires that she drive separately and just follows me. I talk about how this complicates things but she is steadfast so I agree, teasing her about it. We arrive at our destination, which is a surprise… a building that I have rooftop access too that is guaranteed to have a great view and privacy. I give her a jacket, since it will be a little cold. We walk to the building, and I walk with my arm around her and pull on her hair, and I can tell by the look in her eyes that she loves it. When I waive my access card to unlock the door to go into the building, she hesitates… but I just keep walking and she follows.
On the roof, I walk over to the corner with the best view, point her in the direction of the best view and get close behind her, our bodies touching, and start pointing to all of the sites and explaining where we are. She agrees it is a beautiful night skyline. Then I start kissing her ear… she moans. I start biting her neck. She collapses backwards into me, holding me. I slide my hand up the back of her skirt and start tickling her pussy through her stockings. She is into it… and then pulls away.
I talk about the night sky, we look at some more stuff, and then I kiss her. We start making out pretty heavily, and I slide my hand up the front of her skirt. Whenever I go to get inside her stockings, she pulls my hand away. Then I touch my cock and put my finger in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I tell her I want to taste her, and she says no… and then puts her hand down her pants, gets it wet, and puts it in my mouth.
I sit her down on a bench, and kneel in front of her, and she wraps her legs around me. I'm rubbing her pussy and unzip my pants and pull my cock out. I get some pre-cum on my finger, and put it in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. I start to kiss her pussy through her stockings, and test to see if I can get a hole in them, but they are too strong. But I get my hand inside and start fingering her. She is moaning like crazy and we start to kiss, and she is sucking on my tongue. This is going on for about 5 minutes, and now my pants are open with my cock in my hand… and just before I start to get up to put it in front of her mouth, she jumps backwards and starts crying, and says take me home
Well… what can you do? I pack things up and we start to leave. I touch her once as we are talking and she jumps away and says "Don't touch me" and says some angry things towards me, basically saying "I was about to do something that I know I can't do." But then as we are walking back to where we parked, we have a good long hug, probably a good-bye hug. She says something to herself about it being over and she needs to get that in to her head. I help her get away from the crazy homeless people in the area and into her car and on the road back home. So long
My fingers smell nice
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Day 2 with HBAirport
This girl I met at the airport and have been having phone sex with, I am in the region where she live for work and we talk but she is totally against meeting up with me because she "couldn't control herself." She is torn, because she wants me like crazy but she is in a relationship. She lives about an hour away from where I am and I know there is no way she is going to drive an hour... so I drive to within 5 or 10 minutes of where I think she lives, and I call her. On the phone I talk her into meeting me at a starbucks nearby, but she has only 45 minutes because of some family obligations
So we meet at Starbucks, and get a tea and chat a little bit. I am touching her and putting my arm around her. I try to sit on a couch so she sits next to me, but the sun is shining in her eyes and it is really uncomfortable, so we move and now I can't touch her. I give her a high 5, and then hang on to her hand and she hangs on to mine briefly
I had told her I have a book to give her (My Secret Garden, about women's sexual fantasies) and she asks where it is. Come with me to my car to get it. So we walk out to my car, and I slide my hand up into the back of her hair and pull on it a little. Then I sensually slide my hand down her back, grab her ass in my hand and then caress her lower back. We arrive at my car, and I push her up against it and kiss her with tongue. We make out for 0.2 seconds, then she pulls away. I open my car door and sit down, with her facing me. I tell her to get in the car and talk with me, and she is like NO, NO, NO, I'm not getting in your car.
But she does somewhat sit down, by leaning against the door frame. I rub her legs, and start to tickle her pussy on the outside of her jeans. This is OK for about 30 seconds, then she pulls my hand away. I rub her legs, and touch her nipple through her shirt. She again pulls my hand away, but she is sitting there. I put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in and kiss her again. She isn't giving me anything there
I tell her I want to taste her. Put your hand down your pants, get your finger wet, and give it to me. No.
She says she has to go and she stands up, and I tell her wait, I want you to do one thing for me. I want you to watch, and I start to unzip my pants. NO, NO, NO, put it away, I am leaving right now. I stop... then I start again. NO, NO, NO, I'm going to walk away. "Do what you need to do." And then I rub my finger along the tip of my cock to get it wet with pre-cum, and I press it against her lips. She starts to suck on my finger like crazy and starts moaning. I take this opportunity to pull my cock out. Then she pulls away again. I get more on my fingers and do it again. She sucks on it and moans louder. Then she pulls away. My cock is now out in full daylight, and I am rubbing it in front of her. She won't look down. By now she should have left 10 minutes ago to get back to her family obligations.
I pull my pants back up, and pull her into the car on my lap and make out with her. She sucks on my tongue like a hoover as I'm stroking her body. Then she gets up to leave, and I get up and give her a big hug, and she walks off.
She texts me a bit later that it is a good thing she left when she did, because she still wants me but I am far away. And she calls me horrible. We text back and forth, talk on the phone briefly, but she won't come out again. We text and talk a couple times over the next few hours
At 2:30 am she calls me, says she is thinking about me, that she will meet me tonight and let me taste her on my fingers but NO MORE. I'm supposed to meet her when she gets off with work. I told her what to wear. Then we had phone sex and she came like crazy. Let's see if we really do meet up...
So we meet at Starbucks, and get a tea and chat a little bit. I am touching her and putting my arm around her. I try to sit on a couch so she sits next to me, but the sun is shining in her eyes and it is really uncomfortable, so we move and now I can't touch her. I give her a high 5, and then hang on to her hand and she hangs on to mine briefly
I had told her I have a book to give her (My Secret Garden, about women's sexual fantasies) and she asks where it is. Come with me to my car to get it. So we walk out to my car, and I slide my hand up into the back of her hair and pull on it a little. Then I sensually slide my hand down her back, grab her ass in my hand and then caress her lower back. We arrive at my car, and I push her up against it and kiss her with tongue. We make out for 0.2 seconds, then she pulls away. I open my car door and sit down, with her facing me. I tell her to get in the car and talk with me, and she is like NO, NO, NO, I'm not getting in your car.
But she does somewhat sit down, by leaning against the door frame. I rub her legs, and start to tickle her pussy on the outside of her jeans. This is OK for about 30 seconds, then she pulls my hand away. I rub her legs, and touch her nipple through her shirt. She again pulls my hand away, but she is sitting there. I put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in and kiss her again. She isn't giving me anything there
I tell her I want to taste her. Put your hand down your pants, get your finger wet, and give it to me. No.
She says she has to go and she stands up, and I tell her wait, I want you to do one thing for me. I want you to watch, and I start to unzip my pants. NO, NO, NO, put it away, I am leaving right now. I stop... then I start again. NO, NO, NO, I'm going to walk away. "Do what you need to do." And then I rub my finger along the tip of my cock to get it wet with pre-cum, and I press it against her lips. She starts to suck on my finger like crazy and starts moaning. I take this opportunity to pull my cock out. Then she pulls away again. I get more on my fingers and do it again. She sucks on it and moans louder. Then she pulls away. My cock is now out in full daylight, and I am rubbing it in front of her. She won't look down. By now she should have left 10 minutes ago to get back to her family obligations.
I pull my pants back up, and pull her into the car on my lap and make out with her. She sucks on my tongue like a hoover as I'm stroking her body. Then she gets up to leave, and I get up and give her a big hug, and she walks off.
She texts me a bit later that it is a good thing she left when she did, because she still wants me but I am far away. And she calls me horrible. We text back and forth, talk on the phone briefly, but she won't come out again. We text and talk a couple times over the next few hours
At 2:30 am she calls me, says she is thinking about me, that she will meet me tonight and let me taste her on my fingers but NO MORE. I'm supposed to meet her when she gets off with work. I told her what to wear. Then we had phone sex and she came like crazy. Let's see if we really do meet up...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Sex with HBAirplane
I'm in the town where HBAirplane lives, and I text her to let her know that I'll be in town. She gives me some lip about not wanting to be a booty call, that she wanted more notice I was coming to town. But then she gets over it, and we meet up and I make her scream like a little girl as I do her doggy style
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday night luvin
I was supposed to hang out in SF with a chic, but she flaked on me. Then I'm flying out of SF to do some work on Monday, and she calls me up and says she will do anything to see me. So I have her pick me up at the airport and we spend an evening together full of wild luvin. Nice
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday in SF
Another night out in San Francisco. First, I stop by a restaurant with Traveler and his buddy.
56. While we are eating, I see this girl at a nearby table observing me with puppy dog eyes. So I finish eating and go in. Sexy shoes. Running Bay for Breakers. Fun times tonight and at the race. We have to go... so I go for the # close. She says to give her mine. I do, knowing that this is a dead end. Yup, it was (C>5)
57. The 3 of us are at the Marriott looking out over the city. Two girls from St. Louis open us and ask if they can take our picture. I tell them it will cost them, and make her give me a kiss. Then I motor boat her, because her tits were huge. I have her sit down and chat with her for 10 minutes about random fluff stuff, and then send her on her way. (C>5 - Motor Boat)
58. Still at the Marriott, I go up to a seated 4 set. Quality control. I sit down on the arm of one of the girls chairs. They are all married having a ladies night on the town. She tells me if she ever was to cheat it would be with me. Then they all leave (C>5)
59. At the W bar, Mixed 2 set - horse girl. They loved it. They are obviously a couple, but I ask anyway. The girl flew in to town to see this guy, who is there on biz. I chat with them a few more minutes, and then head on my way. As they were leaving, they come to me to say good bye, and the girl neighs and gallops away! Hilarious! (C>5)
60. 2 blonds at bar - horse girl - they are stand offish and cold, giving me nothing. (B)
61. 2 asian girls - Smart tests. She is not really reactive to anything, then I whip out the chinese language skills and suddenly she loves me and is super impressed. Then her friend pulls her away (C>5)
62. Blond at bar - Horse girl. It isn't her, then she walks away to a pack of 5 hot girls that I never approached (B)
63. I sit down next to two girls. We are chatting forever, I'm kino'ing weakly, and they introduce me to their guy friend. Then they head off to the little girls room (C>5)
64. Girl dancing by herself. Horse Girl. She walks away and gives me a "talk to the hand." (B)
65. A community guy opens me, and asks if I read the book The Game. Nope. He says he has been watching me and I'm good, and just keeps talking and talking. I cut him off and say lets go talk to girls, and watch him run his game. It is pretty weird / try hard. And then he starts to eject, so I take over the set, and then tell him after wards not to eject so easily. He tells me is was going to open some more sets to build social proof and then come back to this set. wtf!? (C<5)
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 6
56. While we are eating, I see this girl at a nearby table observing me with puppy dog eyes. So I finish eating and go in. Sexy shoes. Running Bay for Breakers. Fun times tonight and at the race. We have to go... so I go for the # close. She says to give her mine. I do, knowing that this is a dead end. Yup, it was (C>5)
57. The 3 of us are at the Marriott looking out over the city. Two girls from St. Louis open us and ask if they can take our picture. I tell them it will cost them, and make her give me a kiss. Then I motor boat her, because her tits were huge. I have her sit down and chat with her for 10 minutes about random fluff stuff, and then send her on her way. (C>5 - Motor Boat)
58. Still at the Marriott, I go up to a seated 4 set. Quality control. I sit down on the arm of one of the girls chairs. They are all married having a ladies night on the town. She tells me if she ever was to cheat it would be with me. Then they all leave (C>5)
59. At the W bar, Mixed 2 set - horse girl. They loved it. They are obviously a couple, but I ask anyway. The girl flew in to town to see this guy, who is there on biz. I chat with them a few more minutes, and then head on my way. As they were leaving, they come to me to say good bye, and the girl neighs and gallops away! Hilarious! (C>5)
60. 2 blonds at bar - horse girl - they are stand offish and cold, giving me nothing. (B)
61. 2 asian girls - Smart tests. She is not really reactive to anything, then I whip out the chinese language skills and suddenly she loves me and is super impressed. Then her friend pulls her away (C>5)
62. Blond at bar - Horse girl. It isn't her, then she walks away to a pack of 5 hot girls that I never approached (B)
63. I sit down next to two girls. We are chatting forever, I'm kino'ing weakly, and they introduce me to their guy friend. Then they head off to the little girls room (C>5)
64. Girl dancing by herself. Horse Girl. She walks away and gives me a "talk to the hand." (B)
65. A community guy opens me, and asks if I read the book The Game. Nope. He says he has been watching me and I'm good, and just keeps talking and talking. I cut him off and say lets go talk to girls, and watch him run his game. It is pretty weird / try hard. And then he starts to eject, so I take over the set, and then tell him after wards not to eject so easily. He tells me is was going to open some more sets to build social proof and then come back to this set. wtf!? (C<5)
B - 3
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 6
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Rice a Roni, The San Francisco treat, ding ding!
It is Friday, and I am hanging out in downtown San Francisco for the weekend. Circumstances brought me here, and I get to hang out with some friends and have a few refreshing beverages. I hardly ever consume alcohol, but last night I had 3 drinks and now my tongue is swollen and it is difficult to chew. I ate some raw honey and it is now feeling much better...
So last night, I went out for dinner by myself. I went to Cafe Gratitude at 9th and Irving, taking the train from Union Square. I was just chilling the whole way out and while eating. I chatted up a few random people in the restaurant just because I was feeling a little social. I am working on just being totally open and friendly to everybody... I'm that fun social guy. On the train back, I chatted up this great lady that was in town for some medical treatment, and she had a completely optimistic positive view of the world and was excited she got to visit SF. Nice frame
Back at the hotel, I meet up with 2 of my friends and we head out for beverages. I'm just chilling with the guys and catching up, and then we head over to the W hotel bar and I get rolling
48. Seated 3 set, 2 girls / 1 guy. They are in for work from Turkey. I don't use any scripted material and just talk and get to know them and share some identity stories... why I am in town, my lifestyle, etc... Brad Pitt. I'm kino'ing pretty aggressively. I invest most of my time in the woman that is cutest, but pull in the other 2 with questions from time to time. They need to go to bed for an early something tomorrow, and I let them go (C>5)
49. 2 girls standing - horse girl. She won't forgive me, and says she holds grudges. I plow like a mo fo, and am getting nothing out of this girl. A friend asks her, do you need to go to the bathroom, and I say you should definitely go to the bathroom in an attempt to obsurdify. She stays. She tells me I should never say somebody is the weird horse girl again. (C>5)
50. Seated 7+ set. 5 women and 2 guys. The 2 guys are old, and I know are not with them from seeing the set earlier. I come in with Oprah. The guys try to disrupt me and ask if this is a lie. It is the biggest lie ever. The guys laugh, and don't know how to deal with me. I sit down and start talking with everybody, and then start focusing on the girl sitting next to me. They are all in from out of town for a girls weekend and are all married. One of them lived in Japan and my buddy is living there currently, so I pull him into the conversation as a wing. The 2 guys that were in set already are totally pissed at me, because nobody is talking to them anymore. Game recognize game granddad. I am kino'ing this girl like crazy and she is into it but says verbally that she is married and won't do anything. I tell her that it is cute that she thinks I am hitting on her, and keep touching her. I am in a band, she could be in my band but needs to be platonic, no fantasizing about me... I'm clearly into stage 2 kino land. She is loving it. 2 new friends come in and say it is time to go, and the whole group gets up and leaves. My buddy from Japan later commented that the 2 guys were "so pissed off" at me. Haha (C>5)
51. Cute blond & Friend. No idea what I opened with. No idea what I said. I got her to stand up and then pulled her back down on my lap. Strong stage 2 kino. She gets up and sits across from me. She asks how old I am... dirty old man. She is 38 and looks hot. Her friend says it is time to go and they leave (C>5)
52. Big mixed set on the street waiting for the traffic light. High 5s. I motor boat this girl next to me, and she says to the group, "Hey, I was just motor boated by this guy" with a big smile on her face. (motor boat close)
53. 3 girls walking down the street. You are awesome high 5! They keep walking (B)
54. I'm back in the hotel to go to bed. Two girls waiting for the elevator. Did you grab my ass? Maybe. You messed with the wrong man little girl, and I walk up close to her and put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in close, my hand on her hip. I am a bad man, and you should get as far away from me as you can or I am going to do dirty naughty things to you. She got as far away as she could (B)
55. I'm on the phone in the hallway. A girl walks by with a bag of food, and I ask where's mine? She says do you want a taco? What kind? blah blah... Nah, I only eat pink tacos. She leaves (B)
This was a much better experience then last time I was in SF. On that trip, I had blow out after blow out. This time, I was much more fun and had more fun. I was being sexual and being comfortable with that sexuality earlier in conversations. I did 8 approaches, some of them long in duration, all while hanging out with non-gaming friends. Nice!
B - 3
C>5 - 4
Motor Boat - 1
So last night, I went out for dinner by myself. I went to Cafe Gratitude at 9th and Irving, taking the train from Union Square. I was just chilling the whole way out and while eating. I chatted up a few random people in the restaurant just because I was feeling a little social. I am working on just being totally open and friendly to everybody... I'm that fun social guy. On the train back, I chatted up this great lady that was in town for some medical treatment, and she had a completely optimistic positive view of the world and was excited she got to visit SF. Nice frame
Back at the hotel, I meet up with 2 of my friends and we head out for beverages. I'm just chilling with the guys and catching up, and then we head over to the W hotel bar and I get rolling
48. Seated 3 set, 2 girls / 1 guy. They are in for work from Turkey. I don't use any scripted material and just talk and get to know them and share some identity stories... why I am in town, my lifestyle, etc... Brad Pitt. I'm kino'ing pretty aggressively. I invest most of my time in the woman that is cutest, but pull in the other 2 with questions from time to time. They need to go to bed for an early something tomorrow, and I let them go (C>5)
49. 2 girls standing - horse girl. She won't forgive me, and says she holds grudges. I plow like a mo fo, and am getting nothing out of this girl. A friend asks her, do you need to go to the bathroom, and I say you should definitely go to the bathroom in an attempt to obsurdify. She stays. She tells me I should never say somebody is the weird horse girl again. (C>5)
50. Seated 7+ set. 5 women and 2 guys. The 2 guys are old, and I know are not with them from seeing the set earlier. I come in with Oprah. The guys try to disrupt me and ask if this is a lie. It is the biggest lie ever. The guys laugh, and don't know how to deal with me. I sit down and start talking with everybody, and then start focusing on the girl sitting next to me. They are all in from out of town for a girls weekend and are all married. One of them lived in Japan and my buddy is living there currently, so I pull him into the conversation as a wing. The 2 guys that were in set already are totally pissed at me, because nobody is talking to them anymore. Game recognize game granddad. I am kino'ing this girl like crazy and she is into it but says verbally that she is married and won't do anything. I tell her that it is cute that she thinks I am hitting on her, and keep touching her. I am in a band, she could be in my band but needs to be platonic, no fantasizing about me... I'm clearly into stage 2 kino land. She is loving it. 2 new friends come in and say it is time to go, and the whole group gets up and leaves. My buddy from Japan later commented that the 2 guys were "so pissed off" at me. Haha (C>5)
51. Cute blond & Friend. No idea what I opened with. No idea what I said. I got her to stand up and then pulled her back down on my lap. Strong stage 2 kino. She gets up and sits across from me. She asks how old I am... dirty old man. She is 38 and looks hot. Her friend says it is time to go and they leave (C>5)
52. Big mixed set on the street waiting for the traffic light. High 5s. I motor boat this girl next to me, and she says to the group, "Hey, I was just motor boated by this guy" with a big smile on her face. (motor boat close)
53. 3 girls walking down the street. You are awesome high 5! They keep walking (B)
54. I'm back in the hotel to go to bed. Two girls waiting for the elevator. Did you grab my ass? Maybe. You messed with the wrong man little girl, and I walk up close to her and put my hand on the back of her neck and pull her in close, my hand on her hip. I am a bad man, and you should get as far away from me as you can or I am going to do dirty naughty things to you. She got as far away as she could (B)
55. I'm on the phone in the hallway. A girl walks by with a bag of food, and I ask where's mine? She says do you want a taco? What kind? blah blah... Nah, I only eat pink tacos. She leaves (B)
This was a much better experience then last time I was in SF. On that trip, I had blow out after blow out. This time, I was much more fun and had more fun. I was being sexual and being comfortable with that sexuality earlier in conversations. I did 8 approaches, some of them long in duration, all while hanging out with non-gaming friends. Nice!
B - 3
C>5 - 4
Motor Boat - 1
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dirty Texts
A girl that I met in Month 1 of the pickup mansion ignored all of my texts. She is a fetish model and I dig her look. On April fool's day, I sent out a mass text and I've been able to manage to engage her via text only, with one short phone call
HBFetish: Who's this?
Nomad: April Fools! This is Nomad. Who is this? (I already played Man of your dreams with her in Month 1)
HBFetish: Haha hey dude its HBFetish
Nomad: Haha, hey HBFetish. Sorry I haven't called, just been really busy. We should hang out soon (basically suggesting that she is chasing me)
HBFetish: Where do we know each other from?
Nomad: I have no idea! :D Maybe we met at a ski lodge in the Alps?
HBFetish: Haha oh yea! (She isn't giving me a lot, but she is playing along)
2 days later, I throw out some weak stuff:
Nomad: The Alps are so awesome! We need to do that again for sure lol
HBFetish: Yes!
Nomad: My fav part was when u fed me strawberries in bed, haha. What was yours? ;)
HBFetish: Hmm sitting by the fire
Like I said, weak. But doing some role playing and relationship shadowing
A few days later, I send the usual "what kind of trouble you causing today" and we joke about that a bit. I tell her it is a good thing that she isn't a typical LA girl, or I would have to destroy her like all the others (suggesting I have high value in LA, which I do)
A few days later, we exchange some more texts. All phone calls at this point have gone to voicemail. I share a bit of my travel experiences, and she digs it. And then:
Nomad: We should hang out when I get back to town so I can make sure u aren't a closet dork, haha
HBFetish: Maybe, I am still not sure where I met u =)-
Nomad: The Alps! We met in the Alps! Yeah, I don't want to hang out with some weird dork who carries her dog in her purse either, so we should grab a drink and if u are cool I will bring u somewhere else
HBFetish: Oh yea! How could I forget! Yea, we'll see =) (she isn't ready yet)
Nomad: Cool, maybe i'll give u a call when I get back. No fantasizing about me b4 then!
HBFetish: K, have fun!
We exchange a few fluff texts over the next week. She mentions she is moving
Nomad: Are you moving to the Alps? So jealous!
HBFetish: Haha maybe. Are you?
Nomad: Are you inviting me? I'm not sure I am ready to move in together... u are moving a little fast for me. Maybe we should hang out a bit first
HBFetish: A yea ur crazier than me
Nomad: Lol. Maybe :) call me
HBFetish: Maybe-
Nomad: Haha, with an attitude like that, clearly you aren't getting spanked enough!
No response to that... and I make several soft offers of plans over the next couple weeks... I am going here with friends, you and your friends should come. I might have free time, maybe I'll let you take me somewhere... all denied
I have some vegas plans and was leaving in a few days, so:
Nomad: I'm going to Vegas next week, but I may have some free time before I go. We should hang out... I still need to make sure u aren't a dork
HBFetish: Same here, how do I find out ur not a dork b4 we meet?
At this point, I call her. We talk for about 10 minutes... she can't remember where we met, and I pretend the same. She suggests we meet when our "common group of friends" is around. I say maybe, and go about my day, and offer soft meetup plans with group of friends over the next week
She's beginning to feel a little bit of a connection, because she is not texting me unprompted. When I was in vegas, she asked how the trip was going. I tell her we need to grab a drink when I get back, and she says "sounds good." That is the first time I have gotten anything other than maybe or can't make it
When I get back to LA, our schedules don't meet up. I tell her she is the worst girlfriend ever, and she is so sleeping on the couch tonight. A few days later I text, and she says she is in NYC...
We text some more, on and off.
Nomad: Watch out NY, HBFetish is in town!
HBFetish: Yay! I'm running crazy on the streets, so drunk (so drunk = filter is down, turn it up!)
Nomad: Good thing I am not there, you would probably try to take advantage of me
HBFetish: Haha you know me too well ;)
Nomad: Bad girl! *slap on the ass*
HBFetish: Haha still you know me :) mmmm
Nomad: There is more where that came from naughty girl
HBFetish: Oh yeah, what?
Nomad: Maybe someday you will find out... but you have to make me a present first, I am high maintenance ;)
HBFetish: What kind
Nomad: Make me something sexy
A few days later, I ask if she is still in NY and suggest a restaurant. She says she is in NY for a month. Oh well, it has been 3 months already, so what is another month...
Nomad: Nice! Spankings will have to wait
HBFetish: (Asks me question about my last name... trying to figure out who I am)
Nomad: Nope (she is way off, has no idea who I am)
HBFetish: Damn, sorry I forgot. I guess I am the worst gf :( so what's new...
Nomad: Yeah, worst gf ever. I am so gonna have to punish you when u get back
And now it starts to get interesting... we have gotten mildly sexual, she is contacting me without me initiating, and she is really trying to figure out who I am
The following texts happened over about 4 hours, with varying delays between txts:
Nomad: My ears are tingling... are you fantasizing about me?!
HBFetish: Now I am, your hand in my hair, looking off a steep cliff, whispering in your ear ;)
Nomad: What are u whispering?
HBFetish: Wouldn't you rather hear it from my lips?
Nomad: I grab a handful of hair, pulling your head back to expose your neck
HBFetish: My best nightmar, steady yet frail
Nomad: My arm around your waist, pulling you in close. Biting into your neck... gently at first...
HBFetish: A small whimper escapes, momentarily paralyzed, then grasp your hipbones...
Nomad: I kiss down your neck... to your collar bone. Tearing open your shirt, exposing your breasts... taking your nipple between my teeth
HBFetish: I pull back and stumble, on the edge, yet in your arms
Nomad: I lift u in my arms and lay u on the hood of the car. Pulling ur pants down to your ankles... kissing ur stomach... gliding my hands along your thighs
HBFetish: My heart is racing, legs shaking, I grab u by your shirt, pull u close and over me. I've submitted long ago. You come in, I taste ur salty lips
Nomad: Your legs wrapped around me, pulling me deep inside u again and again. The wind blowing from the depths... our fucking in rhythm with the gusts. Your screams drowned out by the winds howls
About 2 hours later:
HBFetish: So fucking hot, the hottest <3
HBFetish: I got this message in the hardware store btw, triple hot, my tight black jeans are soaked
Nomad: Oh, the things we could do in a hardware store... I would love to peel off those jeans and taste u
HBFetish: Oh nomad! How our conversations have changed ;D
Later that day:
HBFetish: Hey, you should send me a pic, since I haven't seen u since the Alps, and so I can have accurate fantasies ;)
Nomad: I like the idea of u touching yourself while thinking about me. You should send me a pic so I can reciprocate
She sends me a pic.
I send her a pic of Brad Pitt
HBFetish: Ha ha, funny funny fucker :)
Nomad: Ooh, a fiesty one! Look again little girl (I send her a pic of me)
HBFetish: Little girl :0 hey, got it, I remember you! <3
Nomad: Of course you do! Nobody forgets the Alps
HBFetish: Yeah, maybe I do, worst memory ever
Nomad: Certainly u remember when I tied you up on the giant shag run in front of the fireplace (me remembering that she liked sitting by the fire)
HBFetish: Its a little foggy, I remember struggling, and the fire.. what happens next?
Here I spin a great sexual story over the course of a few hours. In the middle she says:
HBFetish: You know u got a way with words ;)
HBFetish: So hot! ;)
HBFetish: Yep, wet panties again, and loss of words :) Now I remember more vividly than ever
So... not bad for a little text game. I suspect this is going to go somewhere really nice :)
HBFetish: Who's this?
Nomad: April Fools! This is Nomad. Who is this? (I already played Man of your dreams with her in Month 1)
HBFetish: Haha hey dude its HBFetish
Nomad: Haha, hey HBFetish. Sorry I haven't called, just been really busy. We should hang out soon (basically suggesting that she is chasing me)
HBFetish: Where do we know each other from?
Nomad: I have no idea! :D Maybe we met at a ski lodge in the Alps?
HBFetish: Haha oh yea! (She isn't giving me a lot, but she is playing along)
2 days later, I throw out some weak stuff:
Nomad: The Alps are so awesome! We need to do that again for sure lol
HBFetish: Yes!
Nomad: My fav part was when u fed me strawberries in bed, haha. What was yours? ;)
HBFetish: Hmm sitting by the fire
Like I said, weak. But doing some role playing and relationship shadowing
A few days later, I send the usual "what kind of trouble you causing today" and we joke about that a bit. I tell her it is a good thing that she isn't a typical LA girl, or I would have to destroy her like all the others (suggesting I have high value in LA, which I do)
A few days later, we exchange some more texts. All phone calls at this point have gone to voicemail. I share a bit of my travel experiences, and she digs it. And then:
Nomad: We should hang out when I get back to town so I can make sure u aren't a closet dork, haha
HBFetish: Maybe, I am still not sure where I met u =)-
Nomad: The Alps! We met in the Alps! Yeah, I don't want to hang out with some weird dork who carries her dog in her purse either, so we should grab a drink and if u are cool I will bring u somewhere else
HBFetish: Oh yea! How could I forget! Yea, we'll see =) (she isn't ready yet)
Nomad: Cool, maybe i'll give u a call when I get back. No fantasizing about me b4 then!
HBFetish: K, have fun!
We exchange a few fluff texts over the next week. She mentions she is moving
Nomad: Are you moving to the Alps? So jealous!
HBFetish: Haha maybe. Are you?
Nomad: Are you inviting me? I'm not sure I am ready to move in together... u are moving a little fast for me. Maybe we should hang out a bit first
HBFetish: A yea ur crazier than me
Nomad: Lol. Maybe :) call me
HBFetish: Maybe-
Nomad: Haha, with an attitude like that, clearly you aren't getting spanked enough!
No response to that... and I make several soft offers of plans over the next couple weeks... I am going here with friends, you and your friends should come. I might have free time, maybe I'll let you take me somewhere... all denied
I have some vegas plans and was leaving in a few days, so:
Nomad: I'm going to Vegas next week, but I may have some free time before I go. We should hang out... I still need to make sure u aren't a dork
HBFetish: Same here, how do I find out ur not a dork b4 we meet?
At this point, I call her. We talk for about 10 minutes... she can't remember where we met, and I pretend the same. She suggests we meet when our "common group of friends" is around. I say maybe, and go about my day, and offer soft meetup plans with group of friends over the next week
She's beginning to feel a little bit of a connection, because she is not texting me unprompted. When I was in vegas, she asked how the trip was going. I tell her we need to grab a drink when I get back, and she says "sounds good." That is the first time I have gotten anything other than maybe or can't make it
When I get back to LA, our schedules don't meet up. I tell her she is the worst girlfriend ever, and she is so sleeping on the couch tonight. A few days later I text, and she says she is in NYC...
We text some more, on and off.
Nomad: Watch out NY, HBFetish is in town!
HBFetish: Yay! I'm running crazy on the streets, so drunk (so drunk = filter is down, turn it up!)
Nomad: Good thing I am not there, you would probably try to take advantage of me
HBFetish: Haha you know me too well ;)
Nomad: Bad girl! *slap on the ass*
HBFetish: Haha still you know me :) mmmm
Nomad: There is more where that came from naughty girl
HBFetish: Oh yeah, what?
Nomad: Maybe someday you will find out... but you have to make me a present first, I am high maintenance ;)
HBFetish: What kind
Nomad: Make me something sexy
A few days later, I ask if she is still in NY and suggest a restaurant. She says she is in NY for a month. Oh well, it has been 3 months already, so what is another month...
Nomad: Nice! Spankings will have to wait
HBFetish: (Asks me question about my last name... trying to figure out who I am)
Nomad: Nope (she is way off, has no idea who I am)
HBFetish: Damn, sorry I forgot. I guess I am the worst gf :( so what's new...
Nomad: Yeah, worst gf ever. I am so gonna have to punish you when u get back
And now it starts to get interesting... we have gotten mildly sexual, she is contacting me without me initiating, and she is really trying to figure out who I am
The following texts happened over about 4 hours, with varying delays between txts:
Nomad: My ears are tingling... are you fantasizing about me?!
HBFetish: Now I am, your hand in my hair, looking off a steep cliff, whispering in your ear ;)
Nomad: What are u whispering?
HBFetish: Wouldn't you rather hear it from my lips?
Nomad: I grab a handful of hair, pulling your head back to expose your neck
HBFetish: My best nightmar, steady yet frail
Nomad: My arm around your waist, pulling you in close. Biting into your neck... gently at first...
HBFetish: A small whimper escapes, momentarily paralyzed, then grasp your hipbones...
Nomad: I kiss down your neck... to your collar bone. Tearing open your shirt, exposing your breasts... taking your nipple between my teeth
HBFetish: I pull back and stumble, on the edge, yet in your arms
Nomad: I lift u in my arms and lay u on the hood of the car. Pulling ur pants down to your ankles... kissing ur stomach... gliding my hands along your thighs
HBFetish: My heart is racing, legs shaking, I grab u by your shirt, pull u close and over me. I've submitted long ago. You come in, I taste ur salty lips
Nomad: Your legs wrapped around me, pulling me deep inside u again and again. The wind blowing from the depths... our fucking in rhythm with the gusts. Your screams drowned out by the winds howls
About 2 hours later:
HBFetish: So fucking hot, the hottest <3
HBFetish: I got this message in the hardware store btw, triple hot, my tight black jeans are soaked
Nomad: Oh, the things we could do in a hardware store... I would love to peel off those jeans and taste u
HBFetish: Oh nomad! How our conversations have changed ;D
Later that day:
HBFetish: Hey, you should send me a pic, since I haven't seen u since the Alps, and so I can have accurate fantasies ;)
Nomad: I like the idea of u touching yourself while thinking about me. You should send me a pic so I can reciprocate
She sends me a pic.
I send her a pic of Brad Pitt
HBFetish: Ha ha, funny funny fucker :)
Nomad: Ooh, a fiesty one! Look again little girl (I send her a pic of me)
HBFetish: Little girl :0 hey, got it, I remember you! <3
Nomad: Of course you do! Nobody forgets the Alps
HBFetish: Yeah, maybe I do, worst memory ever
Nomad: Certainly u remember when I tied you up on the giant shag run in front of the fireplace (me remembering that she liked sitting by the fire)
HBFetish: Its a little foggy, I remember struggling, and the fire.. what happens next?
Here I spin a great sexual story over the course of a few hours. In the middle she says:
HBFetish: You know u got a way with words ;)
HBFetish: So hot! ;)
HBFetish: Yep, wet panties again, and loss of words :) Now I remember more vividly than ever
So... not bad for a little text game. I suspect this is going to go somewhere really nice :)
Vaselines Concert
Driver, Joker, and I head to El Rey to see the Vaselines. We get in around 10, and open a few sets
45. Solo girl. I open with "I am so excited to see these guys!" We vibe, she tells me where she is from, how long she has been in LA, etc... I run reckon/yonder. Then we vibe some more. This girl is awesome, but I'm not sexually attracted to you. Joker is working on genuinely connecting to people, and this girl is as genuine as they come, so I pull him in (C>5)
46. I wing Driver on a 2-set of girls that turn out to be uber boring. What the hell, you are coming out to listen to the Vaselines and you act like you are at a funeral! I say one of the girls looks like a naughty librarian and she just rolls her eyes. Whatever... I should have sung the whatever song for her. (B)
47. I tell a girl that I love her look. It's true, I did. And then her hot friend comes to stand next to her. And then 3 guys. I talk with all of them for a few minutes, and then they run off to get good viewing spots for the show (C<5)
The show rocked. Molly's Lips and Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam being favorites of those that have watched Nirvana Unplugged. Francis is hot, if you close your eyes and just listen to the accent
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
45. Solo girl. I open with "I am so excited to see these guys!" We vibe, she tells me where she is from, how long she has been in LA, etc... I run reckon/yonder. Then we vibe some more. This girl is awesome, but I'm not sexually attracted to you. Joker is working on genuinely connecting to people, and this girl is as genuine as they come, so I pull him in (C>5)
46. I wing Driver on a 2-set of girls that turn out to be uber boring. What the hell, you are coming out to listen to the Vaselines and you act like you are at a funeral! I say one of the girls looks like a naughty librarian and she just rolls her eyes. Whatever... I should have sung the whatever song for her. (B)
47. I tell a girl that I love her look. It's true, I did. And then her hot friend comes to stand next to her. And then 3 guys. I talk with all of them for a few minutes, and then they run off to get good viewing spots for the show (C<5)
The show rocked. Molly's Lips and Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam being favorites of those that have watched Nirvana Unplugged. Francis is hot, if you close your eyes and just listen to the accent
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Workshop #4 - Day Game / Loud Club
After talking with Gabriel about winging strategies, we went out for day game, and Driver and I paired up with Jake P. I was feeling really chill, and wasn't super hungry to approach.
38. Jake sends me into a mom/daughter 2-set. This really smoking hot black girl gives me a really big hug after my sexy shoes delivery. We vibe for a bit... I say hi to Mom, and ask the girl to share a secret with me of what she is doing for Mother's Day. I tell her how I am visiting my Mom in SF the following weekend. Mom likes me, and asks her daughter to meet her later at the next store. I ask if she likes chocolate, and talk about a great place to get chocolate shakes, then # close with soft plans for a Day 2. I'm texting this girl on and off. (#)
After a little break, we head out to a big club for dinner. Before leaving the house, I rocked out with Marilyn Manson and NIN, and jumped up and down, screamed, and literally bounced off the walls. I was totally in state. Then... dinner... and sleepy time. I was super chill after dinner
We walk into the loud dance area, Gabriel tells me to warm up, and I do 3 quick sets with "Did you just grab my ass?!" Apparently nobody did
39, 40, 41 - 3 blowouts. I am now warmed up
We go upstairs
42. I open a 2-set at the bar. Oprah Winfrey. They are lawyers. I tease them for being evil. Jake whispers in my ear that we are leaving in 5 minutes, so I # close. It was a pretty weak number (#) I should have gone sexual (Blender routine!)
43. Back downstairs, a cute girl is standing behind me. Did you just grab my ass?! She says What if I did!? I kind of choked on my words... she 1-up'd my escalation, and I froze. My response should have been something like, you messed with the wrong guy little girl, with some stage 2 kino. Instead, I said something like Um, I guess.. Um, you are a bad girl, and slapped her on the ass. But the moment was gone and it felt weak and she walked on (B)
44. We head over to Cahuenga and I see a girl standing outside Beauty Bar. She opens me and loves my look. We vibe a bit and I get her #. I invite her to an after party, and she runs to look for her friends but she is never to be seen again. (#) (In last day, texted and had a 15 minute phone call but no Day 2 plans due to schedule conflicts)
My lessons for today: go to stage 2 kino quickly, and run the blender routine. People think I am sweet, and because I'm not getting somewhat sexual in the first few minutes I end up with numbers instead of SNLs. Personally, I think SNLs sound much more appealing
B - 4
# - 3
38. Jake sends me into a mom/daughter 2-set. This really smoking hot black girl gives me a really big hug after my sexy shoes delivery. We vibe for a bit... I say hi to Mom, and ask the girl to share a secret with me of what she is doing for Mother's Day. I tell her how I am visiting my Mom in SF the following weekend. Mom likes me, and asks her daughter to meet her later at the next store. I ask if she likes chocolate, and talk about a great place to get chocolate shakes, then # close with soft plans for a Day 2. I'm texting this girl on and off. (#)
After a little break, we head out to a big club for dinner. Before leaving the house, I rocked out with Marilyn Manson and NIN, and jumped up and down, screamed, and literally bounced off the walls. I was totally in state. Then... dinner... and sleepy time. I was super chill after dinner
We walk into the loud dance area, Gabriel tells me to warm up, and I do 3 quick sets with "Did you just grab my ass?!" Apparently nobody did
39, 40, 41 - 3 blowouts. I am now warmed up
We go upstairs
42. I open a 2-set at the bar. Oprah Winfrey. They are lawyers. I tease them for being evil. Jake whispers in my ear that we are leaving in 5 minutes, so I # close. It was a pretty weak number (#) I should have gone sexual (Blender routine!)
43. Back downstairs, a cute girl is standing behind me. Did you just grab my ass?! She says What if I did!? I kind of choked on my words... she 1-up'd my escalation, and I froze. My response should have been something like, you messed with the wrong guy little girl, with some stage 2 kino. Instead, I said something like Um, I guess.. Um, you are a bad girl, and slapped her on the ass. But the moment was gone and it felt weak and she walked on (B)
44. We head over to Cahuenga and I see a girl standing outside Beauty Bar. She opens me and loves my look. We vibe a bit and I get her #. I invite her to an after party, and she runs to look for her friends but she is never to be seen again. (#) (In last day, texted and had a 15 minute phone call but no Day 2 plans due to schedule conflicts)
My lessons for today: go to stage 2 kino quickly, and run the blender routine. People think I am sweet, and because I'm not getting somewhat sexual in the first few minutes I end up with numbers instead of SNLs. Personally, I think SNLs sound much more appealing
B - 4
# - 3
Monday, May 11, 2009
Workshop #4 - Friday Night - Troll Management
Gabriel and Bobby were our workshop leaders this month, and they did some fantastic work. We kicked off the night with some discussion about apparent dichotomies in pickup, such as Outcome Independence vs. Persistence and Leading vs. Flexibility. It was a great philosophical discussion and Gabriel is a great thinker and philosopher
We then did some exercises in energy and facial expression calibration to be appropriate for a given venue. An example would be lowering volume in a library or book store, and being more physical and visually expressive in a loud dance club
Then we hit a local bar and got to work
34. 3 big black girls from a bachelorette party walk by. I vibe with them about random stuff. The really big black woman is hi-larious, and I leave in high state (C<5)
35. Two big hispanic girls. I wing Poker Face. They keep staring over our shoulders with an uncomfortable gaze, and then run behind us to grab the arms of their big fat hispanic men (B)
36. Again I wing Poker Face, this time on two blonds at the bar. I vibe with them about midwestern things, and run reckon/yonder and cow shit. One of these girls is about 250 pounds, and the other is old and doesn't know how to speak. I plow for about 10 minutes for the practice in plowing, and then move on (C>5)
37. I see a girl I have opened in the past across the bar. I walk up to her and just say, I know you... and then we hug. And then we make out. (This is the girl from approach #96 from the 3rd month in the pickup mansion - April)
I suspect the friend that cockblocked last time is in the area, so I chill a second and vibe with the girl. Her attention span is really short, and she is mildly intoxicated.
And then out of nowhere, the friend arrives... and snarls. Literally. She has this crazy look in her eyes, tosseled hair, and enormous teeth. She looks and acts like a troll. When she notices that I am totally nonreactive to her smell or her snarl, she says to me, I don't like you. I respond by saying I didn't know that was important to me. She laughs... and takes a pseudo-playful swing at me. I jump behind my target and pretend she is holding me back from kicking the trolls ass. In truth, I don't stand a chance. She outmatches me physically in every way, but she is no match for my intellectual horsepower. The troll laughs. The target laughs. I am in...
I talk with the target a bit more. I talk with the troll a bit more. The troll keeps trying to take my sunglasses... i keep fighting her off, and then eventually I change tactics. I hand them to her... and tell her to keep them safe while I go to the restroom. When I come back, she hands them back to me. And then I make out with the target.
At one point, Gabriel P comes in to wing, and the troll starts to get all aggressive with him and takes a couple swings. He wisely ejects. A troll is not to be trifled with
Now... the target has a horrible attention span, and she is seeking validation everywhere. There are 4 dudes standing next to her chair, hovering to give her validation. She turns to them occasionally and talks with them. Makes out with them. I grab her chair and spin her back to face me. That works, but... I decide to use the troll for my evil purposes. I start to say things to the troll, who are those creepy guys? They are just hovering there... it is so weird. And then with a delay for it to sink in, she starts to tell off the guys and gets rid of them for me
I mention an after party... the troll says can't we just think about the moment.
The troll goes to the bathroom, and I use this as an opportunity to pull the target elsewhere. We sit outside and make out and I tickle her pussy through her jeans. She grabs my cock. I tell her that we can't go home together tonight, and she asks why not? I suggest that she needs to win me over more. She says that I can come home with her tonight... and, this is where I fucked up. I said OK. Houston, we have validation! The proper answer was we'll see and some qualification
We hook back up with the troll, and now... I'm getting AMOG'd by this $60 year old. He manages to isolate by taking them out to smoke. I watch from afar, out of curiosity. He is trying to be sexual with the target, trying to kiss her, and it looks weird. I come in and ask the troll, "Is that her dad?" And she takes action, telling the guy off. Then I pull the target away, she jumps into my arms, and we make out.
Now, the troll is trying to hook-up. There seems to be some agreement that my target can't hook up with me unless the troll has someone. I spend a few futile minutes trying to help with that, looking for insta-wings. No takers. Even a guy she said she was interested in, when I pulled him over she snarled at him. WTF. Preemptive rejection perhaps?
We all hop in a taxi together... troll, target, me. Oops, I should have made a nomad sandwich. The troll is in a bad mood, and my target is propitiating. Your place? No. So I give the driver my address... a conversation between them ensues, and upon arrival they aren't going to get out. I'm not interested in working on this at this point, so I just leave. Total cost of taxi home for me: $0. I win
(k close)
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
k/# - 1
We then did some exercises in energy and facial expression calibration to be appropriate for a given venue. An example would be lowering volume in a library or book store, and being more physical and visually expressive in a loud dance club
Then we hit a local bar and got to work
34. 3 big black girls from a bachelorette party walk by. I vibe with them about random stuff. The really big black woman is hi-larious, and I leave in high state (C<5)
35. Two big hispanic girls. I wing Poker Face. They keep staring over our shoulders with an uncomfortable gaze, and then run behind us to grab the arms of their big fat hispanic men (B)
36. Again I wing Poker Face, this time on two blonds at the bar. I vibe with them about midwestern things, and run reckon/yonder and cow shit. One of these girls is about 250 pounds, and the other is old and doesn't know how to speak. I plow for about 10 minutes for the practice in plowing, and then move on (C>5)
37. I see a girl I have opened in the past across the bar. I walk up to her and just say, I know you... and then we hug. And then we make out. (This is the girl from approach #96 from the 3rd month in the pickup mansion - April)
I suspect the friend that cockblocked last time is in the area, so I chill a second and vibe with the girl. Her attention span is really short, and she is mildly intoxicated.
And then out of nowhere, the friend arrives... and snarls. Literally. She has this crazy look in her eyes, tosseled hair, and enormous teeth. She looks and acts like a troll. When she notices that I am totally nonreactive to her smell or her snarl, she says to me, I don't like you. I respond by saying I didn't know that was important to me. She laughs... and takes a pseudo-playful swing at me. I jump behind my target and pretend she is holding me back from kicking the trolls ass. In truth, I don't stand a chance. She outmatches me physically in every way, but she is no match for my intellectual horsepower. The troll laughs. The target laughs. I am in...
I talk with the target a bit more. I talk with the troll a bit more. The troll keeps trying to take my sunglasses... i keep fighting her off, and then eventually I change tactics. I hand them to her... and tell her to keep them safe while I go to the restroom. When I come back, she hands them back to me. And then I make out with the target.
At one point, Gabriel P comes in to wing, and the troll starts to get all aggressive with him and takes a couple swings. He wisely ejects. A troll is not to be trifled with
Now... the target has a horrible attention span, and she is seeking validation everywhere. There are 4 dudes standing next to her chair, hovering to give her validation. She turns to them occasionally and talks with them. Makes out with them. I grab her chair and spin her back to face me. That works, but... I decide to use the troll for my evil purposes. I start to say things to the troll, who are those creepy guys? They are just hovering there... it is so weird. And then with a delay for it to sink in, she starts to tell off the guys and gets rid of them for me
I mention an after party... the troll says can't we just think about the moment.
The troll goes to the bathroom, and I use this as an opportunity to pull the target elsewhere. We sit outside and make out and I tickle her pussy through her jeans. She grabs my cock. I tell her that we can't go home together tonight, and she asks why not? I suggest that she needs to win me over more. She says that I can come home with her tonight... and, this is where I fucked up. I said OK. Houston, we have validation! The proper answer was we'll see and some qualification
We hook back up with the troll, and now... I'm getting AMOG'd by this $60 year old. He manages to isolate by taking them out to smoke. I watch from afar, out of curiosity. He is trying to be sexual with the target, trying to kiss her, and it looks weird. I come in and ask the troll, "Is that her dad?" And she takes action, telling the guy off. Then I pull the target away, she jumps into my arms, and we make out.
Now, the troll is trying to hook-up. There seems to be some agreement that my target can't hook up with me unless the troll has someone. I spend a few futile minutes trying to help with that, looking for insta-wings. No takers. Even a guy she said she was interested in, when I pulled him over she snarled at him. WTF. Preemptive rejection perhaps?
We all hop in a taxi together... troll, target, me. Oops, I should have made a nomad sandwich. The troll is in a bad mood, and my target is propitiating. Your place? No. So I give the driver my address... a conversation between them ensues, and upon arrival they aren't going to get out. I'm not interested in working on this at this point, so I just leave. Total cost of taxi home for me: $0. I win
(k close)
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 1
k/# - 1
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Pussy Delivery
I get a text from Joker around 2 am. He is pulling 2 chics back to the house.
I put on some pants
33. I roll out and find Joker sitting around the fire pit with a chic in his lap, and one lonely looking girl. I begin to bond with her... matching energy and such. I pull her into my room to play guitar, leaving Joker and his target alone. Isolation 101
I play a couple songs on guitar, kino, share some identity photos. Make out.
Joker's chic is now looking for her friend and they walk in my room, and we end up having a 4 person pillow fight with girls wearing next to nothing. One of the girls manages to kick my laptop and crack the case. Collateral damage
But... no pussy. They have to leave. We let them go. My girl tells me to take her #
# - 1
I put on some pants
33. I roll out and find Joker sitting around the fire pit with a chic in his lap, and one lonely looking girl. I begin to bond with her... matching energy and such. I pull her into my room to play guitar, leaving Joker and his target alone. Isolation 101
I play a couple songs on guitar, kino, share some identity photos. Make out.
Joker's chic is now looking for her friend and they walk in my room, and we end up having a 4 person pillow fight with girls wearing next to nothing. One of the girls manages to kick my laptop and crack the case. Collateral damage
But... no pussy. They have to leave. We let them go. My girl tells me to take her #
# - 1
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Vegas Day 5 - Yeah, We look Good!
Completely randomly, a friend / wingman of mine was going to be in LA this weekend. But alas, I'm in Vegas. Then last night a text... dude, friends and I decided to drive to Vegas, are you out tonight? But our plans differ and we go to different clubs
Joker, Driver, and I roll up to the Palms to hit Moon and Playboy. I had signed up for the guest list on the Palms website, so I rolled up to the velvet rope, acting like a VIP. A guy walks up and says to me, "How many people are with you?" 3. OK, you don't need to wait in line, come with me. And he pulls us through, skipping the line and the payment line, and puts us into an elevator with 15 chics. Yup, that's the way we roll. That is how good we looked.
Hugh Hefner and the Playmate of the year are there. So is Dennis Rodman, the originator of the Rodman technique. The venue is full of people, and it is loud, and I'm a little bit intimidated at first. I tell Joker if he finds me standing around in a chode circle, to tell me to get the fuck away. But not now... haha.
12. Girl sitting at the bar. Horse Girl. Are you trying to insult me? OK, listen up... there was this girl... are you with me? Oh I'm with you... Is that some kind of horrible pickup line? It's the worst pickup line in the world, but will you forgive me? She is not having it (B) Good warmup
13. Two girls walking past. Sex Last Week. They keep walking (B)
I roamed the club, checking out the environment. Its a pretty cool place, great views...
14. Girl standing near a bottle service area. Horse Girl. A guy comes in... you know this girl? Yeah, she is my wife. I continue the opener and then he pulls her away (B)
15. A girl opens me by asking if I'll show my penis to a bachelorette. I tell her to show me her vagina. I grab her tits and ask her if they are real. She gets angry, and calls me an asshole and says you just touched my breasts! No, I touched your shirt. She turns around and I slap her on the ass. She then kicks me in my ass. I'm laughing my ass off and she is really angry. What did she expect, compliance (B)
My friend texts me and says Lavo is off the hook, so we hop in a taxi and head over
The taxi line is long, and full of chics...
16. Horse Girl. Hug. The line rolls around so she has to go (C<5)
17. Bachelorette party of drunk girls. Something situational... lots of hugs. They get in a taxi (C<5)
Both of these taxi line sets were great state builders, loaded with fun.
The door guy is being a dick...
It's after midnight, I can't let you in. (It is about 10 after 12)
How about if $20 found its way into your hand?
Sorry guys.
I see a promoters name on the list and have Driver text it to me.
Nope, promoters lists closed at midnight
How many chics do we need with us dude? I'll make it happen...
Sorry, not with those boots
Then my buddy comes out, grabs one of the door guys that he is friends with, and we all roll in. The door guy is like, hey, I'm glad you got in. Blow me dude
Inside, I bond with my buddy for a bit, and we all do a shot of Makers Mark Bourbon. Fire in the belly! Let the games begin!
I roll out onto the dance floor with Driver and Joker... the club is loud, and I'm not sure what to do. Joker and I have a conference to discuss Brad P loud venue openers... You are so in my way! Did you just grab my ass! Sex Last Week. You're cool, High 5!
18. A girl is giving me the eye... she comes over, I reach my hand out to her and pull her in. She says, You are my favorite person in here. Thank you.. I ask if she is Persian? No, hispanic. Hugs, a little dancing, she dances awkwardly and goes back to her group. There is a big guy in the group giving me the death stare. Sorry dude, you just don't look as good as me (C<5)
19. 4 girls on the dance floor. Did you just grab my ass? No... naughty girl, and slap her on the ass. Her friends want to know what happened, and she tells all of them. I'm dancing away. We chat for a minute, but it doesn't go anywhere and she is feeling awkward (C<5)
20. Girl sitting alone on a pedestal. Horse Girl. Hug. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Reckon/Yonder. She asks if I will help her down. I pick up her and slide her along the length of my body on the way to the floor... and she goes over the girls from set #19 (C<5)
21. Did you just grab my ass? No. Naughty girl... slap on ass. A dude steps in and gets in between us, but doesn't say or do anything. (B)
I go to the bar to get some water. I stop by the girl from set #18 and say let's go chat at the bar, it is more quiet over there. But she won't leave her friends. I realize her friends are the girls form set #21
22. A fat girl at the bar... nobody else to talk to. Did you just grab my ass? Haha, no... you totally did, you dirty girl. We laugh and play on that for a minute, then I order some water (C<5)
23. As I get my water, a woman just states to the world in general, Hey, somebody just spilled on me! I look at her and say, It was me. I did it. She is confused for a second, and then realizes I'm joking. Now her dress is all wet on the back, and I rub it to wipe it off, and say how somebody yesterday spilled a whole drink on me but it was unintentional so I had to forgive them and just move on. She agreed. Brad Pitt. Her name is similar to Angelina, so I pretend she did say Angelina. Smart Tests. She is a school teacher, so she says she is smart... Smart/Hot/Rich. She is gushing at this point... OMG, you are so witty. OMG, you are so charming. OMG, you are so hot. What else do you like about me? She says, honestly, I wish you were about 6 inches taller. My response: where? She loves it. I pull her hair. She asks what I do, and I make her guess. She doesn't guess, so I tell her I'm an ass model. She keeps leaning in to tell her friend the things I am saying, and saying this guy is so witty! You have to listen to him... I vibe with the friend a bit, telling her I manage a chocolate factory and I could hook her up with the oompa loompas. She is a teacher too. I ask if the high school boys try to look down her shirt, and she says guys are such assholes. I tell her they can't help it because they have hormones. Just like you can't help that you have a small brain... she looks at me oddly, and then I laugh like crazy and she laughs too. Joker and I conference, and he goes for the brunette and I pull the blond back over to me. She says, "you thought you could pawn me off on your friend but you couldn't." We talk about identity stuff a bit... Hug test. She gives a great hug, and I bite her on the neck. She loves it. She says I'm more drunk than she is. Nope, I don't drink. She is loving me even more. Blender routine: But no getting wet. If I check and you are wet, you are going to be in big trouble young lady! She says, OK, now you have crossed the line! I throw my hands in the air in victory and yell YES!!! She is surprised, and laughs, and says you are amazing. I pull her in close to me so my arms are around her waist and her arms are on my shoulders, and then we kiss. I pull her hair and she melts. She makes a comment that I didn't quite hear, but I think it sounded like "We either need to leave right now or definitely later." I say Whoa, slow down. You are moving a little fast. I need comfort and appreciation first. I'm not a jackhammer with legs you know. Tell you what, I'll make you my 2 minute girlfriend, and we can see how you do. Then maybe we can extend the trial period to 15 minutes or so. Logistics: both live in town, both drove together. My girl is the driver. They need to leave together. I tell her to work it out, and she asks her friend, "Do you like Joker?" Apparently Joker said something to offend her, so I am wingman less. We make out some more. She asks how old I am, and I say 67. She says she is 83, but she has a healthy diet. I share my diet info, and she is head over heals in love at this point. Then she says, I can't go home with you, I'm married and have a family. I say that's OK, we need somebody to hold the camera. The look on her face was priceles, like holy crap he doesn't care, that is awesome! I tell her lets go somewhere more quiet to discuss, but she won't leave the friend. I text my buddy to come wing, but the girls run off to the dance floor and the friend is now dancing naughty with some guy. Cool. I run into my girl again, and start making out with her on the dance floor. She says she doesn't know how to dance to this kind of music, so I tell her we will dance to our own song, and she loves it. We are now making out like crazy... I keep rubbing her inner thigh, and she starts to dry hump my leg. They she says, I can't handle it and runs away. I believe it is a lost case at this point, and I find Joker and we get ready to leave. I run into the girl on the way out, and I push her against the wall and start making out with her again. The friend returns and busts us in the act, haha. Good night ladies (K) Damn logistics...
24. Two girls sitting. Do you have a cigarette? Nope... Joker and I sit down and start talking to the two girls. There are a lot of distractions. A third girl arrives, and they need to leave, and this third girl gives me a hug good-bye. I go to kiss her on the lips and we make out. She gives Joker a hug and he goes to make out with her, and she says "I can't make out with two boys in the same minute!" Why not, I ask? Yeah, you are right. And she makes out with Joker. Nice (K)
25. Two chics by the Venice fountain. Joker opens first and I wing. My girl is cuter and ADD, so hard to keep focused. She is a big shit tester, but I pass them all with flying colors. Joker's girl hates him now and they start to leave, but we change targets and my girl is bonding with me. I get her number because she lives in LA. She sees Joker try to kiss the other girl and yells Hey, and then pulls her away and they leave (#)
26. Two chics at slots (fugly.) High 5, you're awesome! This is a great opener. I leave by asking where the craps table is, to go find Driver. (C<5)
27. Two chics at slots. Russian girls. High 5, you're awesome! Joker and I sit down with the girls. I'm just playing nice while Joker is in full on sexual animal mode. The girls aren't dtf, so we leave (C>5)
28. black girl on the street. She opens Joker, I like your look. She tells driver, Ooh, I like your pants. She seems me and rushes over and says You are adorable! She wants a picture with me, so we get one. Then I want one with funny faces. And I want one with kisses. (K)
29. Two girls coming up the escalator. Sex Last Week. Maybe... Smart tests. I give her a ride down some stairs via piggy back, and she says to some people going up the escalator, "This is a real man!" Smart/Hot/Rich... I'll be rich with your money. Nice hair, I pull it... She stops. And starts talking to a guy... I think she is a hoe. (C>5)
30. Roaming 9 set, Horse Girl. She stops, and 6 dudes just keep walking and let me talk to her. A girlfriend comes back to claim her (B)
31. Joker opens 2 girls at slots. I wing, just vibing with normal conversation. They went to Thunder from Down Under, and I asks if that made her horny. No. Joker pisses off the girl he is talking to, and we leave (C<5)
32. Weak Elevator set. 2 girls run into the elevator. High 5, you are awesome! We get off the elevator, and then look at each other and say fuck, we should have gone to their floor. Oops (C<5)
I was so in state by the end of the night. 21 total sets, 2.5 makeouts
I love how walking down the street in Vegas when people are drunk, they speak with no filter. At least 5 chics yelled out something about how they loved how one of us looks.
B - 6
C<5 - 9
C>5 -1
# - 2
K - 3
Joker, Driver, and I roll up to the Palms to hit Moon and Playboy. I had signed up for the guest list on the Palms website, so I rolled up to the velvet rope, acting like a VIP. A guy walks up and says to me, "How many people are with you?" 3. OK, you don't need to wait in line, come with me. And he pulls us through, skipping the line and the payment line, and puts us into an elevator with 15 chics. Yup, that's the way we roll. That is how good we looked.
Hugh Hefner and the Playmate of the year are there. So is Dennis Rodman, the originator of the Rodman technique. The venue is full of people, and it is loud, and I'm a little bit intimidated at first. I tell Joker if he finds me standing around in a chode circle, to tell me to get the fuck away. But not now... haha.
12. Girl sitting at the bar. Horse Girl. Are you trying to insult me? OK, listen up... there was this girl... are you with me? Oh I'm with you... Is that some kind of horrible pickup line? It's the worst pickup line in the world, but will you forgive me? She is not having it (B) Good warmup
13. Two girls walking past. Sex Last Week. They keep walking (B)
I roamed the club, checking out the environment. Its a pretty cool place, great views...
14. Girl standing near a bottle service area. Horse Girl. A guy comes in... you know this girl? Yeah, she is my wife. I continue the opener and then he pulls her away (B)
15. A girl opens me by asking if I'll show my penis to a bachelorette. I tell her to show me her vagina. I grab her tits and ask her if they are real. She gets angry, and calls me an asshole and says you just touched my breasts! No, I touched your shirt. She turns around and I slap her on the ass. She then kicks me in my ass. I'm laughing my ass off and she is really angry. What did she expect, compliance (B)
My friend texts me and says Lavo is off the hook, so we hop in a taxi and head over
The taxi line is long, and full of chics...
16. Horse Girl. Hug. The line rolls around so she has to go (C<5)
17. Bachelorette party of drunk girls. Something situational... lots of hugs. They get in a taxi (C<5)
Both of these taxi line sets were great state builders, loaded with fun.
The door guy is being a dick...
It's after midnight, I can't let you in. (It is about 10 after 12)
How about if $20 found its way into your hand?
Sorry guys.
I see a promoters name on the list and have Driver text it to me.
Nope, promoters lists closed at midnight
How many chics do we need with us dude? I'll make it happen...
Sorry, not with those boots
Then my buddy comes out, grabs one of the door guys that he is friends with, and we all roll in. The door guy is like, hey, I'm glad you got in. Blow me dude
Inside, I bond with my buddy for a bit, and we all do a shot of Makers Mark Bourbon. Fire in the belly! Let the games begin!
I roll out onto the dance floor with Driver and Joker... the club is loud, and I'm not sure what to do. Joker and I have a conference to discuss Brad P loud venue openers... You are so in my way! Did you just grab my ass! Sex Last Week. You're cool, High 5!
18. A girl is giving me the eye... she comes over, I reach my hand out to her and pull her in. She says, You are my favorite person in here. Thank you.. I ask if she is Persian? No, hispanic. Hugs, a little dancing, she dances awkwardly and goes back to her group. There is a big guy in the group giving me the death stare. Sorry dude, you just don't look as good as me (C<5)
19. 4 girls on the dance floor. Did you just grab my ass? No... naughty girl, and slap her on the ass. Her friends want to know what happened, and she tells all of them. I'm dancing away. We chat for a minute, but it doesn't go anywhere and she is feeling awkward (C<5)
20. Girl sitting alone on a pedestal. Horse Girl. Hug. Smart Tests. Smart/Hot/Rich. Reckon/Yonder. She asks if I will help her down. I pick up her and slide her along the length of my body on the way to the floor... and she goes over the girls from set #19 (C<5)
21. Did you just grab my ass? No. Naughty girl... slap on ass. A dude steps in and gets in between us, but doesn't say or do anything. (B)
I go to the bar to get some water. I stop by the girl from set #18 and say let's go chat at the bar, it is more quiet over there. But she won't leave her friends. I realize her friends are the girls form set #21
22. A fat girl at the bar... nobody else to talk to. Did you just grab my ass? Haha, no... you totally did, you dirty girl. We laugh and play on that for a minute, then I order some water (C<5)
23. As I get my water, a woman just states to the world in general, Hey, somebody just spilled on me! I look at her and say, It was me. I did it. She is confused for a second, and then realizes I'm joking. Now her dress is all wet on the back, and I rub it to wipe it off, and say how somebody yesterday spilled a whole drink on me but it was unintentional so I had to forgive them and just move on. She agreed. Brad Pitt. Her name is similar to Angelina, so I pretend she did say Angelina. Smart Tests. She is a school teacher, so she says she is smart... Smart/Hot/Rich. She is gushing at this point... OMG, you are so witty. OMG, you are so charming. OMG, you are so hot. What else do you like about me? She says, honestly, I wish you were about 6 inches taller. My response: where? She loves it. I pull her hair. She asks what I do, and I make her guess. She doesn't guess, so I tell her I'm an ass model. She keeps leaning in to tell her friend the things I am saying, and saying this guy is so witty! You have to listen to him... I vibe with the friend a bit, telling her I manage a chocolate factory and I could hook her up with the oompa loompas. She is a teacher too. I ask if the high school boys try to look down her shirt, and she says guys are such assholes. I tell her they can't help it because they have hormones. Just like you can't help that you have a small brain... she looks at me oddly, and then I laugh like crazy and she laughs too. Joker and I conference, and he goes for the brunette and I pull the blond back over to me. She says, "you thought you could pawn me off on your friend but you couldn't." We talk about identity stuff a bit... Hug test. She gives a great hug, and I bite her on the neck. She loves it. She says I'm more drunk than she is. Nope, I don't drink. She is loving me even more. Blender routine: But no getting wet. If I check and you are wet, you are going to be in big trouble young lady! She says, OK, now you have crossed the line! I throw my hands in the air in victory and yell YES!!! She is surprised, and laughs, and says you are amazing. I pull her in close to me so my arms are around her waist and her arms are on my shoulders, and then we kiss. I pull her hair and she melts. She makes a comment that I didn't quite hear, but I think it sounded like "We either need to leave right now or definitely later." I say Whoa, slow down. You are moving a little fast. I need comfort and appreciation first. I'm not a jackhammer with legs you know. Tell you what, I'll make you my 2 minute girlfriend, and we can see how you do. Then maybe we can extend the trial period to 15 minutes or so. Logistics: both live in town, both drove together. My girl is the driver. They need to leave together. I tell her to work it out, and she asks her friend, "Do you like Joker?" Apparently Joker said something to offend her, so I am wingman less. We make out some more. She asks how old I am, and I say 67. She says she is 83, but she has a healthy diet. I share my diet info, and she is head over heals in love at this point. Then she says, I can't go home with you, I'm married and have a family. I say that's OK, we need somebody to hold the camera. The look on her face was priceles, like holy crap he doesn't care, that is awesome! I tell her lets go somewhere more quiet to discuss, but she won't leave the friend. I text my buddy to come wing, but the girls run off to the dance floor and the friend is now dancing naughty with some guy. Cool. I run into my girl again, and start making out with her on the dance floor. She says she doesn't know how to dance to this kind of music, so I tell her we will dance to our own song, and she loves it. We are now making out like crazy... I keep rubbing her inner thigh, and she starts to dry hump my leg. They she says, I can't handle it and runs away. I believe it is a lost case at this point, and I find Joker and we get ready to leave. I run into the girl on the way out, and I push her against the wall and start making out with her again. The friend returns and busts us in the act, haha. Good night ladies (K) Damn logistics...
24. Two girls sitting. Do you have a cigarette? Nope... Joker and I sit down and start talking to the two girls. There are a lot of distractions. A third girl arrives, and they need to leave, and this third girl gives me a hug good-bye. I go to kiss her on the lips and we make out. She gives Joker a hug and he goes to make out with her, and she says "I can't make out with two boys in the same minute!" Why not, I ask? Yeah, you are right. And she makes out with Joker. Nice (K)
25. Two chics by the Venice fountain. Joker opens first and I wing. My girl is cuter and ADD, so hard to keep focused. She is a big shit tester, but I pass them all with flying colors. Joker's girl hates him now and they start to leave, but we change targets and my girl is bonding with me. I get her number because she lives in LA. She sees Joker try to kiss the other girl and yells Hey, and then pulls her away and they leave (#)
26. Two chics at slots (fugly.) High 5, you're awesome! This is a great opener. I leave by asking where the craps table is, to go find Driver. (C<5)
27. Two chics at slots. Russian girls. High 5, you're awesome! Joker and I sit down with the girls. I'm just playing nice while Joker is in full on sexual animal mode. The girls aren't dtf, so we leave (C>5)
28. black girl on the street. She opens Joker, I like your look. She tells driver, Ooh, I like your pants. She seems me and rushes over and says You are adorable! She wants a picture with me, so we get one. Then I want one with funny faces. And I want one with kisses. (K)
29. Two girls coming up the escalator. Sex Last Week. Maybe... Smart tests. I give her a ride down some stairs via piggy back, and she says to some people going up the escalator, "This is a real man!" Smart/Hot/Rich... I'll be rich with your money. Nice hair, I pull it... She stops. And starts talking to a guy... I think she is a hoe. (C>5)
30. Roaming 9 set, Horse Girl. She stops, and 6 dudes just keep walking and let me talk to her. A girlfriend comes back to claim her (B)
31. Joker opens 2 girls at slots. I wing, just vibing with normal conversation. They went to Thunder from Down Under, and I asks if that made her horny. No. Joker pisses off the girl he is talking to, and we leave (C<5)
32. Weak Elevator set. 2 girls run into the elevator. High 5, you are awesome! We get off the elevator, and then look at each other and say fuck, we should have gone to their floor. Oops (C<5)
I was so in state by the end of the night. 21 total sets, 2.5 makeouts
I love how walking down the street in Vegas when people are drunk, they speak with no filter. At least 5 chics yelled out something about how they loved how one of us looks.
B - 6
C<5 - 9
C>5 -1
# - 2
K - 3
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Vegas Day 4 - Giving her validation = No Sex
It's Friday. There are loads of new people in town. We roll into the Planet Hollywood casino at around 11 pm, and the place is packed. There are hot girls roaming in packs everywhere you look.
I experienced a moderate level of anxiety tonight, both approach anxiety and venue anxiety. It was odd that all week I have wanted more hot girls to game, and then today I had some creative avoidance because some girls were TOO HOT. As a result of some venue anxiety, I think I spent more time hanging out with Joker in a chode circle than I would have in a place I was familiar with.
I also engaged in a bit of negative self talk. The anxiety probably resulted in me approaching with weak body language, I know for sure I wasn't projecting my voice which meant people couldn't hear as well, which meant I was getting more cold responses and blow outs, which meant I was feeling more anxiety about approaching. A vicious cycle. The way to reframe this: Blowouts are fun! It's true!
There were some amazingly hot girls that I didn't approach tonight. There was a group of blonds coming down an escalator, all of them 9's and 10's. When they approached, the music stopped, the lights dimmed, the seas parted, and the angels sang. And Nomad choked.
1. I hadn't done any warm ups yet, and Joker pushes me to go open a girl that just got off the stage. "I got a challenge for you." Horse Girl. She claims it isn't her, and I continue with the contingency. A co-worker greets her and pulls her away greet (B)
2. Outside the casino there are two women sitting at a round bar. Oprah Winfrey. Is this some kind of bad pickup line? It’s the worst pickup line in the world, but… plow. (C>5)
3. Hot blond walking across the casino. Horse Girl. She gives me the stiff arm and keeps walking. (B) I didn't realize this until writing my field report, but I saw her later in the night and she was looking so hot that I was afraid to approach. Real fear. Wow, I haven't felt that in awhile. That is how hot she was.
4. A hot black girl in a group of 4. Horse Girl. Hug. Two of the girls are in Vegas to celebrate their birthdays, so I hug both of them. I don't want the 4th girl to feel left out, so I hug her too. The conversation is platonic and AFC… I decide to leave (C<5) (Note to self… did I leave because I ran out of things to say? No. I left because I felt uncomfortable)
5. Girl dancing. Horse Girl. Lots of distractions. They ask me to take a picture, and I say no. But then I cave in and do it anyway, and I use my holding the camera as an opportunity to command some attention. Then I go to continue horse girl and touch the girl, and she says "Don't touch me!" in a really bitchy tone. I leave (B)
6. Four girls sitting by some video poker machines. Horse Girl. It isn't her. Why don't you go find another girl to tell this to, like you have been doing all night. I plow. Smart tests. Walk away, she says. Plow some more. Walk away, she says again. Alright, I guess you are the no sense of humor anti-social group. Have fun with your video poker (B)
7. Joker opens a 2 set. I'm talking to the fat girl. I guess this is why it is important to be the guy that opens :) Tangent: She is really easy to talk to, and I am trying to put my finger on what that means… what makes a person really easy to talk to? I want to be that person… A Master of Report (MOP.) Brad recommended How to Win Friends and Influence People. And now back to the action: These girls are from Wisconsin, and I'm just talking about a time when I lived there. For some reason, Wisconsin people seem to like meeting other Wisconsin people. Joker's girl has completely checked out of their interaction, and he and I are both now talking with the fat girl. I notice that the target looks a little like Kirsten Dunst, so as we are about to walk away I tell her that, and she lights up. I reach across to her and pull her towards me and Joker steps in and isolates us. She says she doesn't have her dimples, and I say you can get them surgically added. I'm done some plastic surgery myself. I'm just feeling good and she is laughing at my stories… I tell her about how I think St. Patties day in WI is the best… they dye the river green, everybody drinks beer and eats 17 polish sausages and bratwursts, and pukes all over the place. It smells great the next day. It's funny because it's true. Or about how you know you arrived in Milwaukee when you are saturated with the musty smell of beer mash. I modify Reckon/Yonder and just ask things like, what do you call those cans of Coca-Cola? Pop. What are those things at the airport that you drink water from? A water bubbler. Wisconsin words are really funny :) I am not being sexual though, and that is a weak point in this interaction. The fat friend already told me that she is single and they came to Vegas with that in mind. So I look at her necklace, which is genuinely cool, and then tell her I wasn't checking out her breasts. She laughs. I was enjoying talking with this girl, but Joker tells me he is bored, so instead of the two of us separating and me running the 2 set like a 1 set, I leave with Joker. In hindsight, that was a mistake. I hug the girl 3 times good-bye, get her number, get the cheek kiss, and leave her a funny mexican guy drunk dial before leaving. (#) Joker mentions that lots of people were walking by and looking at us oddly, like what the fuck are those hot dudes doing with that fat chic?
8. In the Heart Bar, there are 3 girls surrounded by a bunch of loser dudes. I go in and horse girl this chic with enormous tits. She forgives me, and we hug. But this girl is a master of testing… is this some kind of bad pickup line? It is the worst pickup line in the world. Oh, OK… and I continue. Smart Tests. I can't remember all of the tests she threw at me, but this girl was the master of banter lines. Shedding Cat. She tells me she gave the loser guys surrounding her a fake name. Brad Pitt. Something in the interaction has her say, I so want a divorce! Haha. I say I want my DVDs back, and she says she already burned them. (She is winning at this point :) ) That's OK, I already had sex with your sister… she is way better than you. Now she says, You need a trim, referring to my beard. I had been thinking the same thing myself, and I say so. She has these giant fun bags sticking out… I have my hand on her shoulder, and say are these things real? My shoulder? ;) These… and I put my hands out to touch her tits, and she deflects. I drink a lot of milk, it does the body good. I should have been more aggressive about it. Her friends are pulling her away, and she asks my real name. I tell her Brad Pitt. She asks again, and I tell her since she seems so into me, I'll give it to her… It's Nomad. I use the One Night Stand # close, and she says maybe she will see me here tomorrow. (C>5) We see them again later, and she says, Nomad are you stalking me? Haha, she uses all of our lines. I take the frame and say don't make me get a restraining order. I go for the # again, and again I'm rebuffed
9. Joker opens a girl and I start vibing with the friends. One of them is giving me the eye, and I give her the eye back, and start lifting my eyebrows up and down. She does the same, and I walk up to her and start getting physical… You want to take this outside? She gets this look on her face, and I think she might be ready to throw up on me… but then she makes a fist and takes a pretend swing at me. We vibe a bit, and she is living in Long Beach and is in Hollywood every weekend. I go for the #, and she tells me she is into girls. I say Me Too! (#)
10. Drunk girl with big tits. Joker already approached her with Horse Girl. I approach her with Sex Last Week. She is too drunk to pay attention, but she is like, Oh, what did I do now? I should have just rolled with that, and said you are in trouble little girl and slapped her on the ass. Instead I tried to continue the opener, and she lost focus (B)
11. A girl in a backless top and black shorts is standing alone in the Heart Bar. I creatively avoid for a minute, assuming she is a hoe. But Joker harasses me, and in I go. Sex Last Week. She isn't super responsive, and I am feeling like I am getting blown out (perhaps even assuming that is what is going to happen.) But I plow, and go into Smart Tests. And then I ask her what she is doing in Vegas, and she says "Do you want the honest answer?" Sure (OK, here it comes, she is a hoe.) "My boyfriend and I broke up yesterday, and I'm here to get over it." I am now assuming that is girl code for, I'm down to fuck. I was generally non-reactive to that, saying something like, Yeah, that is important sometimes. You definitely came to the right place. Then I glossed over it and continued with general banter. I give her a high five for something, and hers is weak, so I teach her how to high five with a slap on the ass. She agrees that was a good spanking. I tell her that her hair would be good for pulling, and demo by giving it a nice tug. She responds by telling me her hair is normally curly. I get more physical and pull her into me, putting her arms around my neck, and then biting her on the neck. She says, You'll leave a mark, I'm a teacher! I tell her I'm good at leaving no evidence, and kiss her on the neck again. She mentions some logistics… which means she is thinking about sex… she is staying in a room 15 miles away with 4 other people, including a couple dudes. I say that I am staying upstairs. She tells me that the past three guys she was with told her that they loved her within 3 weeks of dating… I didn't really respond to that very well, saying something like we wouldn't know each other for 3 weeks. I also told her that the best way to get over her ex was to have sex with me, which was a banter line I saw somewhere on attraction forums before. She didn't like it. She said she used to have casual sex, but now she isn't into it. OK… I'm not looking for that either, maybe more like 2 or 3 nights. Now she steps away and says she is going… and she hopes I get laid tonight, since that is what I am looking for. Oops. She got dumped, wanted to "get over it", started seeking some validation, and I gave it to her. Instead of making her chase me, I jumped up and down like a little kid and said, ooh, me me me. (C>5)
I was feeling generally down about the night. Joker and I sat down and did a post mortem. We got more sexual, got more attraction as a result, and then just missed the end goal of getting laid. Giving girls validation is a mistake, and now having experienced it in the first person, I plan to not make that mistake again.
11 sets
B - 5
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 3
# - 2
I experienced a moderate level of anxiety tonight, both approach anxiety and venue anxiety. It was odd that all week I have wanted more hot girls to game, and then today I had some creative avoidance because some girls were TOO HOT. As a result of some venue anxiety, I think I spent more time hanging out with Joker in a chode circle than I would have in a place I was familiar with.
I also engaged in a bit of negative self talk. The anxiety probably resulted in me approaching with weak body language, I know for sure I wasn't projecting my voice which meant people couldn't hear as well, which meant I was getting more cold responses and blow outs, which meant I was feeling more anxiety about approaching. A vicious cycle. The way to reframe this: Blowouts are fun! It's true!
There were some amazingly hot girls that I didn't approach tonight. There was a group of blonds coming down an escalator, all of them 9's and 10's. When they approached, the music stopped, the lights dimmed, the seas parted, and the angels sang. And Nomad choked.
1. I hadn't done any warm ups yet, and Joker pushes me to go open a girl that just got off the stage. "I got a challenge for you." Horse Girl. She claims it isn't her, and I continue with the contingency. A co-worker greets her and pulls her away greet (B)
2. Outside the casino there are two women sitting at a round bar. Oprah Winfrey. Is this some kind of bad pickup line? It’s the worst pickup line in the world, but… plow. (C>5)
3. Hot blond walking across the casino. Horse Girl. She gives me the stiff arm and keeps walking. (B) I didn't realize this until writing my field report, but I saw her later in the night and she was looking so hot that I was afraid to approach. Real fear. Wow, I haven't felt that in awhile. That is how hot she was.
4. A hot black girl in a group of 4. Horse Girl. Hug. Two of the girls are in Vegas to celebrate their birthdays, so I hug both of them. I don't want the 4th girl to feel left out, so I hug her too. The conversation is platonic and AFC… I decide to leave (C<5) (Note to self… did I leave because I ran out of things to say? No. I left because I felt uncomfortable)
5. Girl dancing. Horse Girl. Lots of distractions. They ask me to take a picture, and I say no. But then I cave in and do it anyway, and I use my holding the camera as an opportunity to command some attention. Then I go to continue horse girl and touch the girl, and she says "Don't touch me!" in a really bitchy tone. I leave (B)
6. Four girls sitting by some video poker machines. Horse Girl. It isn't her. Why don't you go find another girl to tell this to, like you have been doing all night. I plow. Smart tests. Walk away, she says. Plow some more. Walk away, she says again. Alright, I guess you are the no sense of humor anti-social group. Have fun with your video poker (B)
7. Joker opens a 2 set. I'm talking to the fat girl. I guess this is why it is important to be the guy that opens :) Tangent: She is really easy to talk to, and I am trying to put my finger on what that means… what makes a person really easy to talk to? I want to be that person… A Master of Report (MOP.) Brad recommended How to Win Friends and Influence People. And now back to the action: These girls are from Wisconsin, and I'm just talking about a time when I lived there. For some reason, Wisconsin people seem to like meeting other Wisconsin people. Joker's girl has completely checked out of their interaction, and he and I are both now talking with the fat girl. I notice that the target looks a little like Kirsten Dunst, so as we are about to walk away I tell her that, and she lights up. I reach across to her and pull her towards me and Joker steps in and isolates us. She says she doesn't have her dimples, and I say you can get them surgically added. I'm done some plastic surgery myself. I'm just feeling good and she is laughing at my stories… I tell her about how I think St. Patties day in WI is the best… they dye the river green, everybody drinks beer and eats 17 polish sausages and bratwursts, and pukes all over the place. It smells great the next day. It's funny because it's true. Or about how you know you arrived in Milwaukee when you are saturated with the musty smell of beer mash. I modify Reckon/Yonder and just ask things like, what do you call those cans of Coca-Cola? Pop. What are those things at the airport that you drink water from? A water bubbler. Wisconsin words are really funny :) I am not being sexual though, and that is a weak point in this interaction. The fat friend already told me that she is single and they came to Vegas with that in mind. So I look at her necklace, which is genuinely cool, and then tell her I wasn't checking out her breasts. She laughs. I was enjoying talking with this girl, but Joker tells me he is bored, so instead of the two of us separating and me running the 2 set like a 1 set, I leave with Joker. In hindsight, that was a mistake. I hug the girl 3 times good-bye, get her number, get the cheek kiss, and leave her a funny mexican guy drunk dial before leaving. (#) Joker mentions that lots of people were walking by and looking at us oddly, like what the fuck are those hot dudes doing with that fat chic?
8. In the Heart Bar, there are 3 girls surrounded by a bunch of loser dudes. I go in and horse girl this chic with enormous tits. She forgives me, and we hug. But this girl is a master of testing… is this some kind of bad pickup line? It is the worst pickup line in the world. Oh, OK… and I continue. Smart Tests. I can't remember all of the tests she threw at me, but this girl was the master of banter lines. Shedding Cat. She tells me she gave the loser guys surrounding her a fake name. Brad Pitt. Something in the interaction has her say, I so want a divorce! Haha. I say I want my DVDs back, and she says she already burned them. (She is winning at this point :) ) That's OK, I already had sex with your sister… she is way better than you. Now she says, You need a trim, referring to my beard. I had been thinking the same thing myself, and I say so. She has these giant fun bags sticking out… I have my hand on her shoulder, and say are these things real? My shoulder? ;) These… and I put my hands out to touch her tits, and she deflects. I drink a lot of milk, it does the body good. I should have been more aggressive about it. Her friends are pulling her away, and she asks my real name. I tell her Brad Pitt. She asks again, and I tell her since she seems so into me, I'll give it to her… It's Nomad. I use the One Night Stand # close, and she says maybe she will see me here tomorrow. (C>5) We see them again later, and she says, Nomad are you stalking me? Haha, she uses all of our lines. I take the frame and say don't make me get a restraining order. I go for the # again, and again I'm rebuffed
9. Joker opens a girl and I start vibing with the friends. One of them is giving me the eye, and I give her the eye back, and start lifting my eyebrows up and down. She does the same, and I walk up to her and start getting physical… You want to take this outside? She gets this look on her face, and I think she might be ready to throw up on me… but then she makes a fist and takes a pretend swing at me. We vibe a bit, and she is living in Long Beach and is in Hollywood every weekend. I go for the #, and she tells me she is into girls. I say Me Too! (#)
10. Drunk girl with big tits. Joker already approached her with Horse Girl. I approach her with Sex Last Week. She is too drunk to pay attention, but she is like, Oh, what did I do now? I should have just rolled with that, and said you are in trouble little girl and slapped her on the ass. Instead I tried to continue the opener, and she lost focus (B)
11. A girl in a backless top and black shorts is standing alone in the Heart Bar. I creatively avoid for a minute, assuming she is a hoe. But Joker harasses me, and in I go. Sex Last Week. She isn't super responsive, and I am feeling like I am getting blown out (perhaps even assuming that is what is going to happen.) But I plow, and go into Smart Tests. And then I ask her what she is doing in Vegas, and she says "Do you want the honest answer?" Sure (OK, here it comes, she is a hoe.) "My boyfriend and I broke up yesterday, and I'm here to get over it." I am now assuming that is girl code for, I'm down to fuck. I was generally non-reactive to that, saying something like, Yeah, that is important sometimes. You definitely came to the right place. Then I glossed over it and continued with general banter. I give her a high five for something, and hers is weak, so I teach her how to high five with a slap on the ass. She agrees that was a good spanking. I tell her that her hair would be good for pulling, and demo by giving it a nice tug. She responds by telling me her hair is normally curly. I get more physical and pull her into me, putting her arms around my neck, and then biting her on the neck. She says, You'll leave a mark, I'm a teacher! I tell her I'm good at leaving no evidence, and kiss her on the neck again. She mentions some logistics… which means she is thinking about sex… she is staying in a room 15 miles away with 4 other people, including a couple dudes. I say that I am staying upstairs. She tells me that the past three guys she was with told her that they loved her within 3 weeks of dating… I didn't really respond to that very well, saying something like we wouldn't know each other for 3 weeks. I also told her that the best way to get over her ex was to have sex with me, which was a banter line I saw somewhere on attraction forums before. She didn't like it. She said she used to have casual sex, but now she isn't into it. OK… I'm not looking for that either, maybe more like 2 or 3 nights. Now she steps away and says she is going… and she hopes I get laid tonight, since that is what I am looking for. Oops. She got dumped, wanted to "get over it", started seeking some validation, and I gave it to her. Instead of making her chase me, I jumped up and down like a little kid and said, ooh, me me me. (C>5)
I was feeling generally down about the night. Joker and I sat down and did a post mortem. We got more sexual, got more attraction as a result, and then just missed the end goal of getting laid. Giving girls validation is a mistake, and now having experienced it in the first person, I plan to not make that mistake again.
11 sets
B - 5
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 3
# - 2
Pickup Mansion Month 3 summary
I did 142 sets last month. That is more than at any time in my life. Woohoo. In 3 months in the Pickup Mansion, I have done 381 total sets. Watch out Brad P, I'm going to catchup soon! Haha
I had a massive surge of blowouts at the end of the month, particularly in Vegas. This may be due to my being perceived as higher value, and thus getting girls rejecting me outright, thinking I will just fuck them and dump them at the side of the road.
I still experience anxiety when making phone calls. I actually can feel my heart pump and my stomach clench when I make calls sometimes, at least with girls I haven't talked with on the phone before
I had a massive surge of blowouts at the end of the month, particularly in Vegas. This may be due to my being perceived as higher value, and thus getting girls rejecting me outright, thinking I will just fuck them and dump them at the side of the road.
I still experience anxiety when making phone calls. I actually can feel my heart pump and my stomach clench when I make calls sometimes, at least with girls I haven't talked with on the phone before
| Feb | March | April | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blowouts | 13 | 10.7% | 18 | 15.3% | 45 | 31.7% |
| C<5 | 59 | 48.8% | 48 | 40.7% | 45 | 31.7% |
| C>5 | 24 | 19.8% | 31 | 26.3% | 29 | 20.4% |
| # | 24 | 19.8% | 20 | 16.9% | 22 | 15.5% |
| K | 0 | 0% | 1 | 0.8% | 1 | 0.7% |
| F | 1 | 0.8% | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0.0% |
| D2 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
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