Alas, I haven't been out gaming in awhile, and I was feeling a little rusty
Ray and I roll to Target.
21. Horse girl. She doesn't stop, and smiles over her shoulder as she says she doesn't like horses (B)
22. This really cute girl in thigh high stockings and the worlds shortest mini-skirt is roaming around. I hesitate. I hesitate again. And yes, I hesitate a 3rd time. But in I go with Horse Girl. I get the hug. I choke on my own words. She takes off (C<5)
We head out to a few bars at midnight. I open no sets, but wing Ray in a couple. I don't count these as sets since I didn't open
Ray opens 2 girls coming out of the bathroom. Girl #2 is this full sized black woman with f'd up teeth. But she loves me from the time she lays eyes on me, and starts touching me. My friend Roger More calls these girls training pigs, and I am in training after all... so I flirt with her and make her give me a kiss on the cheek. Ray's girl is not happy with him, and now they have joined her boyfriend, and he tells me that my boys pickup line is weak and disrespectful. I start teasing his girl a bit, and she starts touching me. We bounce
In the next bar there is 1 reasonable set, which is a 2 girl / 1 guy mixed set. Ray's current opener of choice is Sex last Week, and I joke that he should open the guy with it. So he does. It is pretty hilarious, as the guy plays along. The two girls are like WTF! I start talking to one of the girls, and she is like, "I know what's going on here." We start chatting, and I start running my routine on her. She keeps interrupting with crap like where are you from? what do you do? We talk about music, and how we should start a band together, and how she can't be fantasizing about me because we don't want to end up like Fleetwood Mac. But god damn, this girl is boring boring BORING!!! We leave
We drive back towards home and stop off at another bar. There are a bunch of girls inside. 2 sets, 3 sets, solo fliers. But I don't open any of them.
Outside, a guy from Hell night recognizes me. He is big in the BDSM scene, and reminds me of some clubs to hit up to find goth and punk girls on Fridays and Saturdays. Meanwhile, Ray is working on his girlfriend. He keeps looking at them, and then continues to talk to me. I can tell he is a little uncomfortable, as Ray is kino'ing the shit out of his girl. So I start to shift my position so it becomes harder and harder for him to look, and I never looked in their direction so he wouldn't follow my eyes. Eventually, Ray makes out with her so my wingman duties were fulfilled! Yeah!
Summary: AA - 1, Nomad - 0
B - 1
C<5 - 1
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Rooftop Club Game
I flew back into town to get into an exclusive club with a promoter friend. I was a little rusty, and also feeling some AA after having done no approaches for several days
It took about 30 minutes before we could get in, and it was cold outside. And then being a rooftop deck, it was cold "inside." I wasn't feeling it, and just sat down for a few minutes to chill and take in the new environment.
15. Then... into my first 2 set. Do I look gay? They laugh. I drop into normal conversation and they get bored. My voice is too soft to command their attention, and they wander off... (C<5)
16. 4-set. Do I look gay? For the first time ever, one of the girls says yes. Nice. I have reached a new milestone! Feedback is that the guys were jealous, or that I look good and gay guys will hit on anything that they like. Double nice. I ask the hottest of the 4 if we know each other, and she busts out that maybe I know her husband. One of the other girls is getting married, and this is her bachelorette thing. I eject (C<5)
17. I open a 3-set at the bar with Pointy Shoes. The target thinks that is gross, and back turns me. I reciprocate (B)
18. I'm standing at the bar, when this 2-set pushes their way in. I accuse the girl of being one of my aggressive fans, and she says "I'm not really familiar with LA clubs, but I really love your look. You are so sexy." She says this with her lips a half inch from mine. So I put my tongue down her throat. Logistically, her friend is pulling her away to go home, so I grab the # (# close / kiss close)
19. I open a mixed 5-set with Pointy Shoes. The friends all jump in, including this dude, and basically push me away. Physically. Now that is what I call a blow-out! Haha (B)
20. I open a 3-set with Pointy Shoes, and mid-set the promoter comes in with other friends, and says hi to me and says I'm cool. Suddenly, one of the girls in the set goes from not caring if I exist to smiling at me and introducing herself. Later, she walks by and says have a good night as she was leaving. I should have # closed, but I just said so long. Dumb. (C<5)
I help Mr. S with a 3 set he opened, and bond with the sister over childhood memories. Mr. S and I end of bantering with the alpha female who is vocal about how she needs some cock because she hasn't gotten any in 4 months. She was fugly, so I wasn't gonna break that streak for her.
Overall, a slow night for me. Once I got over my AA, I was quickly back to feeling good and social. My first makeout in a club, so it was a good night. This was supposed to be a high end deal, but the girls weren't really any hotter and gave the same reactions as girls in other places, so that was a good realization for me. They are all the same
B - 2
C<5 - 3
# - 1
It took about 30 minutes before we could get in, and it was cold outside. And then being a rooftop deck, it was cold "inside." I wasn't feeling it, and just sat down for a few minutes to chill and take in the new environment.
15. Then... into my first 2 set. Do I look gay? They laugh. I drop into normal conversation and they get bored. My voice is too soft to command their attention, and they wander off... (C<5)
16. 4-set. Do I look gay? For the first time ever, one of the girls says yes. Nice. I have reached a new milestone! Feedback is that the guys were jealous, or that I look good and gay guys will hit on anything that they like. Double nice. I ask the hottest of the 4 if we know each other, and she busts out that maybe I know her husband. One of the other girls is getting married, and this is her bachelorette thing. I eject (C<5)
17. I open a 3-set at the bar with Pointy Shoes. The target thinks that is gross, and back turns me. I reciprocate (B)
18. I'm standing at the bar, when this 2-set pushes their way in. I accuse the girl of being one of my aggressive fans, and she says "I'm not really familiar with LA clubs, but I really love your look. You are so sexy." She says this with her lips a half inch from mine. So I put my tongue down her throat. Logistically, her friend is pulling her away to go home, so I grab the # (# close / kiss close)
19. I open a mixed 5-set with Pointy Shoes. The friends all jump in, including this dude, and basically push me away. Physically. Now that is what I call a blow-out! Haha (B)
20. I open a 3-set with Pointy Shoes, and mid-set the promoter comes in with other friends, and says hi to me and says I'm cool. Suddenly, one of the girls in the set goes from not caring if I exist to smiling at me and introducing herself. Later, she walks by and says have a good night as she was leaving. I should have # closed, but I just said so long. Dumb. (C<5)
I help Mr. S with a 3 set he opened, and bond with the sister over childhood memories. Mr. S and I end of bantering with the alpha female who is vocal about how she needs some cock because she hasn't gotten any in 4 months. She was fugly, so I wasn't gonna break that streak for her.
Overall, a slow night for me. Once I got over my AA, I was quickly back to feeling good and social. My first makeout in a club, so it was a good night. This was supposed to be a high end deal, but the girls weren't really any hotter and gave the same reactions as girls in other places, so that was a good realization for me. They are all the same
B - 2
C<5 - 3
# - 1
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Travel Day Game
I'm in a different city today, walking around downtown.
14. A girl opens me with "I think I'm in love with you. I really like your look" Is that an IOI? Haha. I think my look is really getting some results, and she compliments all sorts of parts of me
So I immediately put my arm around her and pull her in, and start running smart tests. She passes, so I ask her if she wants to be my new 9th girlfriend...
Your new one? What happened to the old 9th girlfriend?
I have a lot of love to give. I understand that, love expands...
Her name is Zoot. I say Bad Zoot, and give her a little smack on the ass. That might be geek humor, but it worked for her.
She asks my name. Brad Pitt. She plays along for awhile, and asks where I live. LA of course. Of course. I'm only in town for a few days, etc, etc...
I have to run to a meeting, and she is far from hot, but I ask for her # for the practice. As it were, she doesn't want to give it to me. (C>5)
14. A girl opens me with "I think I'm in love with you. I really like your look" Is that an IOI? Haha. I think my look is really getting some results, and she compliments all sorts of parts of me
So I immediately put my arm around her and pull her in, and start running smart tests. She passes, so I ask her if she wants to be my new 9th girlfriend...
Your new one? What happened to the old 9th girlfriend?
I have a lot of love to give. I understand that, love expands...
Her name is Zoot. I say Bad Zoot, and give her a little smack on the ass. That might be geek humor, but it worked for her.
She asks my name. Brad Pitt. She plays along for awhile, and asks where I live. LA of course. Of course. I'm only in town for a few days, etc, etc...
I have to run to a meeting, and she is far from hot, but I ask for her # for the practice. As it were, she doesn't want to give it to me. (C>5)
Light Day Game
Ray and I went to the 3rd Street Promenade after a light snack. There is nothing like day game to aide digestion
7. Random girl standing at magazine stand. Horse girl. She isn't her, but gives me a hug. Then walks off (C<5)
8. A girl is speed walking down the promenade. I take off in pursuit. She gives me a walking hug, then runs off (C<5)
9. Into B&N - Horse Girl - Hug - she walks off (C<5)
10. Into some women's clothing store - Sexy shoes - bye (C<5)
11. Into the Apple store - HG - Hug - sales person is ready for her now, so bye (C<5)
12. Into a convenience store - HG - I realize she is about 15 once I started talking, so I calibrate down and eject (C<5)
13. A girl that had been belly dancing is now carting her stuff off, and I get into step beside her. Do you like horses? They like me too. She speaks so softly that I can hardly hear her, and she won't turn her head to look at me. How can a belly dancer be so stiff?! It feels awkward, and I walk off (B)
There were so many sets that I didn't open and didn't approach, as I was having some weird kind of AA. I had a hard time getting into state.
Ray gets props for opening girls with Sex Last Week
B - 1
C<5 - 6
7. Random girl standing at magazine stand. Horse girl. She isn't her, but gives me a hug. Then walks off (C<5)
8. A girl is speed walking down the promenade. I take off in pursuit. She gives me a walking hug, then runs off (C<5)
9. Into B&N - Horse Girl - Hug - she walks off (C<5)
10. Into some women's clothing store - Sexy shoes - bye (C<5)
11. Into the Apple store - HG - Hug - sales person is ready for her now, so bye (C<5)
12. Into a convenience store - HG - I realize she is about 15 once I started talking, so I calibrate down and eject (C<5)
13. A girl that had been belly dancing is now carting her stuff off, and I get into step beside her. Do you like horses? They like me too. She speaks so softly that I can hardly hear her, and she won't turn her head to look at me. How can a belly dancer be so stiff?! It feels awkward, and I walk off (B)
There were so many sets that I didn't open and didn't approach, as I was having some weird kind of AA. I had a hard time getting into state.
Ray gets props for opening girls with Sex Last Week
B - 1
C<5 - 6
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Sunday Day Game at Melrose and The Grove
What a beautiful day in LA! Sunny and 85 degrees, which means beautiful women are out in droves...
I head to Melrose with Mr. S to do a little shopping. In a jewelry store, I run some game on the hired gun who is a little Japanese girl.
1. When we walked into this store, HBAsian does the standard store girl bit about can she help us. I could tell from the accent that she was Japanese, so I asked her if she was from Japan, and then spouted off some Japanese phrases. She asked where I have been in Japan, so we talked about that for a bit, then she asked if I was in a band. Maybe. What instrument do you think I would play? Guitar. What is it about guitar players that you find so attractive? Haha. OK, so I am in a band... the Rolling Stones. Haha. No, I just sleep on my band friends couches and steal their drugs and girls. But you and I should start a band... she is already in a band, and her sister is the guitar player. I start checking out some sunglasses, and tell her I only buy things that are 50% off. She can't help. I thumb wrestle her for a discount. This is her first time thumbwrestling, so I beat her mercilessly. We joke around some more, and she asks if I am really in a band. I already told you that, aren't you paying attention? Haha. I go for the #, but no dice. She gives me her bands myspace and invites us to her show. I give her a hug good-bye, and off we go (C>5)
2. As we are walking up to another shop, I see this smoking hot girl smoking a cigarette out front. She finishes, and walks back inside the store. In I go...
And I accuse her of being a dick stomper. She loves it. Shedding Cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her qualities include singing and dancing, as she does ballet. I ask her to sing for me. She is too shy. So I ask her to do some ballet. She complies. I ask for her #. No. 49 times. No, but if you come back and talk to me more then we can discuss it. She interacts with a couple customers. I run the Tom Hanks routine, but with Bruce Willis. She says she thinks I do look like him. We are leaving now, and she says she didn't catch my name. Brad Pitt. We vibe, and I give her my real name. Then I tell her, OK, come out from behind that counter and give me a hug. She does. And off I roll. I need to make it back to that place for sure (C>5)
Off to The Grove.
3. I open a seated 2-set with Do I look Gay? It sticks great. They are from out of town. Smart tests. Brad Pitt. Vibed on common backgrounds. Hollywood tourism banter. I tell the target we should hang out tomorrow and see Hollywood. She agrees. # exchange (# close)
4. I open a girl with HG. Hug. She has to go (C<5)
5. 2 HB10 russians. HG. I'm part way through the opener, and she says "You are done!" I am so done, but I feel really bad about it. No, you are done! Yeah, I am really done, but can you forgive me?! She walks away speaking russian (Blowout)
6. Later in the night, I stop by a restaurant, and banter with the waitress. No game or anything, just some general humor. I invite her and her friends to a Sunday bbq. (# close)
I was pretty high energy today, and was having a ton of fun just bantering with women today.
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 2
I head to Melrose with Mr. S to do a little shopping. In a jewelry store, I run some game on the hired gun who is a little Japanese girl.
1. When we walked into this store, HBAsian does the standard store girl bit about can she help us. I could tell from the accent that she was Japanese, so I asked her if she was from Japan, and then spouted off some Japanese phrases. She asked where I have been in Japan, so we talked about that for a bit, then she asked if I was in a band. Maybe. What instrument do you think I would play? Guitar. What is it about guitar players that you find so attractive? Haha. OK, so I am in a band... the Rolling Stones. Haha. No, I just sleep on my band friends couches and steal their drugs and girls. But you and I should start a band... she is already in a band, and her sister is the guitar player. I start checking out some sunglasses, and tell her I only buy things that are 50% off. She can't help. I thumb wrestle her for a discount. This is her first time thumbwrestling, so I beat her mercilessly. We joke around some more, and she asks if I am really in a band. I already told you that, aren't you paying attention? Haha. I go for the #, but no dice. She gives me her bands myspace and invites us to her show. I give her a hug good-bye, and off we go (C>5)
2. As we are walking up to another shop, I see this smoking hot girl smoking a cigarette out front. She finishes, and walks back inside the store. In I go...
And I accuse her of being a dick stomper. She loves it. Shedding Cat. Smart/Hot/Rich. Her qualities include singing and dancing, as she does ballet. I ask her to sing for me. She is too shy. So I ask her to do some ballet. She complies. I ask for her #. No. 49 times. No, but if you come back and talk to me more then we can discuss it. She interacts with a couple customers. I run the Tom Hanks routine, but with Bruce Willis. She says she thinks I do look like him. We are leaving now, and she says she didn't catch my name. Brad Pitt. We vibe, and I give her my real name. Then I tell her, OK, come out from behind that counter and give me a hug. She does. And off I roll. I need to make it back to that place for sure (C>5)
Off to The Grove.
3. I open a seated 2-set with Do I look Gay? It sticks great. They are from out of town. Smart tests. Brad Pitt. Vibed on common backgrounds. Hollywood tourism banter. I tell the target we should hang out tomorrow and see Hollywood. She agrees. # exchange (# close)
4. I open a girl with HG. Hug. She has to go (C<5)
5. 2 HB10 russians. HG. I'm part way through the opener, and she says "You are done!" I am so done, but I feel really bad about it. No, you are done! Yeah, I am really done, but can you forgive me?! She walks away speaking russian (Blowout)
6. Later in the night, I stop by a restaurant, and banter with the waitress. No game or anything, just some general humor. I invite her and her friends to a Sunday bbq. (# close)
I was pretty high energy today, and was having a ton of fun just bantering with women today.
Summary:
B - 1
C<5 - 1
C>5 - 2
# - 2
Month 1 Stats
28 days, 121 approaches
Blowouts = 13 (10.7%)
C<5 = 59 (48.8%)
C>5 = 24 (19.8%)
#/email = 24 (19.8%)
Full = 1 (00.8%)
Total = 121 (100%)
Blowouts = 13 (10.7%)
C<5 = 59 (48.8%)
C>5 = 24 (19.8%)
#/email = 24 (19.8%)
Full = 1 (00.8%)
Total = 121 (100%)
Last Day of Month #1 - Carpet Bomb Frat Boy bar
Tonight was awesome, which was a great way to end Month #1. I went out with Ray and Mr. S to Happy Endings, and we just approached every set with the same opener. I used the "Do I look gay?" opener, and tweaked it a little each time. It basically goes like this:
Do I look gay?
Yes, no, whatever...
OK, these two guys said I look gay. Why do you think they would say that?
Blah blah blah
OK, I think the reason they said it, is cuz I'm like a Calvin Klein model. Check out this look I just did for Prada...
This usually gets a laugh, and then I transition from there.
A lot of the feedback I got was "they said that because they were jealous." That sounds like an IOI to me!
I tweaked it a little bit later to suggest that the gay guys thought I was hot.
Of all the sets I opened tonight, only a few are really memorable, with the rest being less than 5 minute conversations (Perhaps 10 of them)
1 set at the Bar. She is from England. We chat for 10 minutes while she is ordering a drink. I ejected prematurely, but I run Brad Pitt, Shedding Cat, Smart/Hot/Rich. (C>5)
I opened a seated 3-set, of course with the gay opener. They are not into my look, not liking my facial hair, and not afraid to let me know. They also were not fans of my clothes, and went into full fashion critique. None of this is phasing me at all, and I just keep running my material. One minute they are being bitchy, and the next they are responding to Smart Tests, telling me what 4x4 is and the capital of washington state. I tell the target that I only like Smart/Hot/Rich girls, and she is shocked that anybody would say that. But I guess it is hollywood... Still, I keep plowing. Then, the really bitchy girl says, listen guy, I am only in town this last night and these are my friends and I want to talk with them. I say, that is the worst line ever! Now she is offering proof, and shows me her college ID and her Minnesota drivers license. Suddenly, since I am from MN, we are best friends, and I'm hugging her and we are chatting. But, I totally respected that she wanted to talk to her friends and left (like a dumbass! Hello!) But we run into them later, and MN girl opens me, and I introduce them to Ray as the cast of Mean Girls! The target doesn't like being referred to as Lindsay Lohan, but we hug it out. But did I ask for the #? Did I suggest bouncing to the next spot? No!!! Loser! (C>5)
After we leave the bar, we head to Mel's. Outside, I open a seated 2-set with Do I look gay. (C<5) Then, a girl opens me, wants my photo. I make her give me a kiss first. Then she gives me her email, but whispers that she has a boyfriend. (Email) Then, I open a 2-set (possibly mixed 3-set) with dick stompers, and it sticks like gold. I pull these girls into our table, and we chat with them for over an hour. I run game on this Japanese/Brazilian girl, who is really really stiff, who lives in Riverside. I decide I'm not interested, and don't ask for the # when we leave. Ray gets it for future arm candy for getting into clubs. (C>5)
Total sets:
B - 0
C<5 - 11
C>5 - 3
#/email - 2
Do I look gay?
Yes, no, whatever...
OK, these two guys said I look gay. Why do you think they would say that?
Blah blah blah
OK, I think the reason they said it, is cuz I'm like a Calvin Klein model. Check out this look I just did for Prada...
This usually gets a laugh, and then I transition from there.
A lot of the feedback I got was "they said that because they were jealous." That sounds like an IOI to me!
I tweaked it a little bit later to suggest that the gay guys thought I was hot.
Of all the sets I opened tonight, only a few are really memorable, with the rest being less than 5 minute conversations (Perhaps 10 of them)
1 set at the Bar. She is from England. We chat for 10 minutes while she is ordering a drink. I ejected prematurely, but I run Brad Pitt, Shedding Cat, Smart/Hot/Rich. (C>5)
I opened a seated 3-set, of course with the gay opener. They are not into my look, not liking my facial hair, and not afraid to let me know. They also were not fans of my clothes, and went into full fashion critique. None of this is phasing me at all, and I just keep running my material. One minute they are being bitchy, and the next they are responding to Smart Tests, telling me what 4x4 is and the capital of washington state. I tell the target that I only like Smart/Hot/Rich girls, and she is shocked that anybody would say that. But I guess it is hollywood... Still, I keep plowing. Then, the really bitchy girl says, listen guy, I am only in town this last night and these are my friends and I want to talk with them. I say, that is the worst line ever! Now she is offering proof, and shows me her college ID and her Minnesota drivers license. Suddenly, since I am from MN, we are best friends, and I'm hugging her and we are chatting. But, I totally respected that she wanted to talk to her friends and left (like a dumbass! Hello!) But we run into them later, and MN girl opens me, and I introduce them to Ray as the cast of Mean Girls! The target doesn't like being referred to as Lindsay Lohan, but we hug it out. But did I ask for the #? Did I suggest bouncing to the next spot? No!!! Loser! (C>5)
After we leave the bar, we head to Mel's. Outside, I open a seated 2-set with Do I look gay. (C<5) Then, a girl opens me, wants my photo. I make her give me a kiss first. Then she gives me her email, but whispers that she has a boyfriend. (Email) Then, I open a 2-set (possibly mixed 3-set) with dick stompers, and it sticks like gold. I pull these girls into our table, and we chat with them for over an hour. I run game on this Japanese/Brazilian girl, who is really really stiff, who lives in Riverside. I decide I'm not interested, and don't ask for the # when we leave. Ray gets it for future arm candy for getting into clubs. (C>5)
Total sets:
B - 0
C<5 - 11
C>5 - 3
#/email - 2
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